#aka the asshole

[playhousemassacrez]

Day 78 of posting my AU headcanons until Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 comes out:

William hates those Huggy Wuggy dolls.

[claraoswalds]

STOBIN APPRECIATION WEEK ↳ Day 7: Free Theme

[chiwhorei]

Gojo being a perv 🤭 stealing and smelling his little girls panties, watching her shower, taking pics under her skirt when she’s bent over for too long, him dry humping her when she’s sleep in nothing but panties leaving a stain on it 😩

PANTY STEALING DADDY GOJOOOOOOOO(ФоФ) TW INCEST!!!!

*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚ *  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚*  ੈ✩‧₊˚

He’s unabashed, he gives zero fucks about people knowing how obsessed he is with his daughter. He’s got an up-skirt picture of your pussy as his lock screen. He likes looking down at it when he’s in boring meetings, gently tracing the image of you plush lips pressed against the cotton of your panties.

If he notices someone stealing a glance at his phone for a beat too long, he’ll come home pissy and punish you for getting another man’s cock hard.

“Stupid little slut,” His voice harsh and low, only escaping between gritted teeth, “maybe I’ll bring you into the office with me some time, show everyone who this pussy belongs to.”

[itsyouch]

Ah big fish and lil expandable struggles 😔

[asbestos-11]

can't wait to get mr. veritas ratio delivered to my front door

[threnodians]

❗ let’s just all have a friendly reminder that the fictional characters of genshin impact, honkai: star rail, and/or wuthering waves have no canon sexualities and that hating on selfshippers and “x reader” fanfiction as well as the people who write said fanfiction is not very demure, mindful, or cutesy of you ❗

[after-witch]

He pulled her into the room, carefully set down the gasoline can, then shoved her against the tall antique armoire on the wall opposite from the bed. "Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things," he said, blocking her escape by leaning against the armoire with an arm outstretched on either side of her. "In fact, little girls who hang around with vampires already are with dead things."

--Vivian Vande Velde, Companions of the Night

[fandomdemigirl]

oh this motherFUCKER

HES HURT TECHNO????

HES HURT FUCKING TECHNOBLADE???

WHATS A WORD WORSE THAN INFURIATED??? I NEED THAT FUCKING WORD RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I JUST MIGHT LOSE MY SHIT

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[abessive-art]

on a tma rewatch and holy shit this is so good. 2016 me did NOT understand what was happening at all.

[writingkitten]

Hank The Tank

[feline-evil]

Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!

[bearlytolerant]

Lord Phaesus

[boxofmistakes]

My opinions on the enemies of Worldless

You, I don't like you. You always end up dead.

You are just a straight up asshole dude.

I will be stomping on your grave. Perish, dickhead.

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFU-

[goxjo]

YOU METTT RIN !!!! TELLL MEE ALL THE GOSSIP W THE BLUE LOCK BOYS.. SO I HEARDDDD THEY ALL ASKED YOU ON DATESSS... I NEED TO HEARR ALLL THE TEAAAAA FROM YOUU ABOUT EM... IS SOMEONE STICKING OUTT ??? YETTT ?????

ZEEEEEEN WELCOME BACK 🗣️

OH GOOOD I DECLINED EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR RIN AND NAGI. I’M STILL PROPERLY CONTEMPLATING WHICH ONE BECAUSE THESE MEN ARE RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL BUT OUUUUGHHH IDK IDK I THINK NAGI TAKES THE CAKE

[impressions-of-downton]