#aj thinkenings

[aye-jaye-2005]

i am a victorian man and mountain ghoul is an ankle send tweet

[aye-jaye-2005]

me, getting hyperfixated on a new character: great! now i need to fuck them.

[aye-jaye-2005]

do people ship roach and ghost and if so may i propose the ship name rhost (like pronounced like roast) (get it?) (i'm hilarious) (i don't ship them but i think i'm funny okay)

[aye-jaye-2005]

i have a thing for tall men that can literally crush me, examples being:

König from Call of Duty (probably around 6'5, but i LOVE the people that hc him as like 6'8-6'10)

Ghost from Call of Duty (6'3-6'5 probably)

Mountain from Ghost The Band (at LEAST 6'3)

Ranboo the Twitch Streamer (6'6-6'7 i think)

i'm a solid 5'10 so any man decently taller than me is INSTANTLY attractive

all of that being said, my husband (fiancé) is literally 5'3. it's okay i love him he can still crush me and i wont complain

[aye-jaye-2005]

i need someone to convince me to like ghoap/ghostsoap because i CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD AND ITS ANNOYING ME

[aye-jaye-2005]

fuck tentacles are so hot

[aye-jaye-2005]

every time someone draws cumulus without a cute round belly an angel looses its wings send tweet

[aye-jaye-2005]

guys the duality of siblings

i changed your diapers and taught you how to read. i hate your very existence and wish you were never born. if fate was so cruel that you died first i would be the last to leave your funeral and the first to bring you flowers. i don't know who the fuck you are and i'm just fine with that. look at me the same way you did all those years ago when we were both still kids because i miss you. if i could kill you and get away with it i would. please come back to me i raised you better than this even though i didn't raise you at all. i hate you so much. i would steal the stars from the sky if it's what you wanted. we are complete strangers and that's just fine with me. i don't recognize you any more please come back. i can't wait to move out so i don't have to see you ever again. please can we play together just one more time i miss it so much.

idk just the duality of siblings

[aye-jaye-2005]

oh god @miasmaghoul is gonna give me a piss kink if i keep reading their fics

[aye-jaye-2005]

how to tell your husband (boyfriend) that you wouldn't mind being in a throuple but you can't think of anyone specific you'd want to add you just want the added snuggles and affection and shit??? it's not that i don't get enough attention from them cause i do get plenty i just crave more alsjdbevsjdhdnwwndon

(please tell me i'm not being a shitty boyfriend i'm just aahhhh i want to be with current partner but also another partner bc yes??? idk someone help me 😭)

[aye-jaye-2005]

ah yes, pinterest knows exactly what i enjoy

(i genuinely haven't searched for any of these but okay pinterest, whatever you say)

[aye-jaye-2005]

do u rememba

da twenty-first night of septemba

[aye-jaye-2005]

"stirring in his loins"

great! now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

[aye-jaye-2005]

you underestimate how much I love con clavi con dio

(Siamo con clavi, Siamo con Dio. Siamo con il nostro Dio Scuro)

(satanas, we are one, out of three, trinity)

(SIAMO CON CLAVI, SIAMO CON DIO. SIAMO CON IL NOSTRO DIO SCURO)

(WE ARE WITH CLUBS, WE ARE WITH GOD. WE ARE WITH OUR DARK GOD)

[aye-jaye-2005]

woah you can hear the ghoulettes so good in this version of Mary on a cross it's so akjcblaglajhdfljabfa

(first time you can hear them up there is around 1:30 doing leading tones [I think that's what they're called])

[aye-jaye-2005]

"rule 34: if it exists, there's porn of it"

i exist, where is porn of me :(

UPDATE: this was my 100th post apparently, which feels very on-brand of me tbh.