#ain't this a mood

[sophsun1]

Community – 3.19: Curriculum Unavailable

[kristybluebird]

Broke: Smash the world's shell.

Woke: Burn through the VHS tape; Escape the narrative!

[genericpuff]

ADHD medication: I make you efficient!

PMS: I make you emotionally unstable!

ADHD medication + PMS: We make you very efficient at being emotionally unstable!

[eightmakesonebraincell]

Which of the mafia!ateez members who are bad boys but when you are there, they showed their soft side?

ooooh this ask scratches my brain real good because the concept of mafia!ateez is all about cold, ruthless men with grey morals who become soft, gooey and protective only for their s/o 😍🤩

(pls note: this is based purely on the aus and headcanons that i've created for my mafia world)

mafia!hongjoong - tbh he wouldn't be soft for you per se, he'd be more of a textbook simp LMAO. look the mans has got to maintain his image as the big scary mafia boss. but the person who really runs the show? you. just say the word and he will be contacting all of his connections, pulling in all his owed favours, utilising all his resources and men; basically anything and everything he can do for you

mafia!seonghwa - if joong is the textbook definition of a simp then seonghwa is the textbook definition of soft 🥹🫶 given your history of trauma as well, seonghwa makes sure to shower you with the gentlest and most tender love that he can give you. you make his life so much more domestic and homey and cozy he feels his heart literally burst every time he looks at you

mafia!yunho - he's also very very soft for you. yunho's nearly lost you once (and by his own hands at that) so he's never going to want to see you get hurt ever again. you always have to remind him that you can do things by yourself but it must be the height difference or sth because the man won't doesn't hear a word. but in saying that, this man also finds joy in teasing and pranking you

mafia!yeosang - hmm yeosang was a bit of a tricky one to think about. growing up, you were the one who took care of him a lot of the times (if we're being real i'm pretty sure most of us want to baby him) and so he was mostly just comfortable with you. i think eventually though, once he became your bodyguard and he started to notice that hang on, you're actually shorter and smoller than him now, the dynamic started to change. yeosang probably doesn't even realise that he's got a soft spot for you

mafia!san - hoOOO OKAY san is soft yes but you drive his protective instincts wild. like he is the type to watch the whole world burn if anyone hurts you. he can never really ever forget that night when you turned up at his apartment, vulnerable and asking for his help. he'd put himself between you and the rest of the world in a heartbeat

mafia!mingi - ik a couple of the other teezers have a civilian s/o too, but for mingi in particular, the fact that you're a normal civilian (that he accidentally dragged into his mafia mess) makes him that much softer when he's around you. he's honest with you and will answer your questions if you ever ask, but there's a larger part of him that wants to keep you far far away from his crimes. you see the best in him and if he could, he wants to only show you that side of him forever

mafia!wooyoung - textbook simp #2 like this boy CANNOT. and i say C A N N O T hide his affection for you to save his life (you definitely get kidnapped once a month because of how obvious he makes it that you're his lover). but wooyoung's affection comes hand in hand with brattiness so he will make it his mission to test how far he can drive you up the wall 🙄

mafia!jongho - jongho is definitely soft, but it's a lot more subtle than the other members. he doesn't express it so much with words or touch but you can see his softness clear as day in the things that he does for you. like FIRST UP the whole joining the mafia to bring justice to your dad's death???? he quite literally upended his whole life for you 🫵 i think also the fact that you two have known each other since you were children plays a part in the subtlety of his soft affection. he knows you like the back of his hand and he'll do things for you without ever being asked and without asking for acknowledgement

[fangsandfeels]

Abdirak the moment you start clearing the goblin camp:

[aivy-saur]

Wikigg leona is

Amazing.

[djevilninja]

You ever want something That you know you shouldn’t have? The more you know you shouldn’t have it, The more you want it. And then one day you get it - It’s so good, too - But it’s just like my girl. When she is around me, I just feel so good, so good. But right now I just feel cold, so cold Right down to my bones…

Michael Jackson - Ain’t No Sunshine

[spicyvampire]

Ming : has 30 mood swings with Joe in less than 12 hours which are all about another man

Joe : how do I ask him to be my boyfyy 🥺👉👈💗✨

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[helluvapurf]

[romanticatheartt]

The change in sjm writing from hoeab to hofas should be studied :)

[ms--galactic]

I Don'T kNOw whAt thEY'rE dOinG, bUt

💥spoilers ( bad quality )💥

The original screenshots

[midnight1nk]

Do you think Puzzles is gonna try to recruit Marty again? Because uh “We should really do this again sometime” and all that. I think it would be funny if Puzzles is trying to put together some sort of team and then has to deal with the issue that the assassin organization WPNZ works for is still trying to kill Marty.

I totally think so! ah yes, the villain cast of our mickey clubhouse show /silly

For a menacing cardboard cutout, Marty got shit done, right under the Crew's noses. Usually the Crew doesn't find out that it's him until the very end, and being able to get way with having:

a casino

(also hired hitman/part of a mob????)

an airline company

a (poisonous) pasta sauce brand

a domain expansion

If I were Puzzles, I would have Marty on my team. Y'know the whole "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

As for the corporation, that's the tricky part. To this day, we have ZERO idea who sent the "special request" or if it's even supposed to be Marty. Well, Hitman Inc. had to work with something. (so personal hc: it was Puzzles who sent the request for Mario, but didn't realise how vague that description sounded until it was too late oops lol) And then, it is the question of whether the "secret mission" from the movie was given by the corporation or a personal contract. All we known about it was that it was to steal the rare set of Monoploy pieces, worth at least a billion dollars, which doesn't necessarily mean that they would be sold to a potential buyer. Could be just for keeps by the corporation. Certainly a lot to think about Hitman Inc.

I'm bringing in writing Ink for this one bc it gave me a writing idea. Let's say, for the sake of comedy and if WPNZ is still with the corporation: before the first (villain) meet-up, Hitman Inc. offered WPNZ the small task with the same description Karen was given. Since WPNZ met Mario, he assumed it might be him. But "a complete danger to society"? Sure, that goofball might be a bit wild, but a kill count? Just high enough to compete with his own? The reward for the completed task was never stated by the client, other than "protecting people from this threat". Regardless, it's his choice whether or not to take the job. He's all for the chaos, so this job is more of a side quest, so to speak. The funny part will come around when WPNZ enters a meeting room and sees Marty just standing there, "Who the hell is this guy... oh he talks"

Not only does Marty fit the target description, he also gets work credited for, according to Puzzles. Perhaps having a more subtle method of killing than WPNZ but still as impressive. 2 and 2 start to come together, and WPNZ figures out that Marty may be the true target. He decides not to take the job. Not now, at least. Bc for Puzzles, they're all needed for this big plan of his. Plus, it would be interesting to see Marty in action.

Meanwhile, the corporation's like "uh wtf??? >:( what about our client? the world? TWO of our best assassins reject this, hell no"

thanks for the ask!

[yoshidatommy]

Relaxed💡🎄

[myimaginaryradio]

I Ain't Marching Anymore - Phil Ochs

[hawkwidows]

> finally, finally, breaks month long art block

> only art block sketches that are good enough for posting in time for mike's birthday is DILF mike 😭