#aight new song acquired

[crystallizsch]

I wanna slow dance if you're feeling me now

If we don't hold hands you'll be killing me now

I need a romance, one chance

I just wanna know, will you slow dance?

(song inspo below the cut)

guess which song i just put on repeat the entire time i drew this-

[fyodior]

Hewwooo! The one and only cock💍 anon hath returned! Well I actually did send you a couple of asks lately but I'm assuming tumblr ate them all bc you never answered them heemheem (desktop tumblr sucks) so now I'm back on the mobile app to send you my asks again!!

So first of all CONGRATS ON 1.5 SIGMILLION FOLLOWERS!!! Your blog has grown so much and I'm so very proud of you :') you deserve each and every follower and more! Second of all NEW THEME IS VERY PRETTY AND ELEGANT AND WAOWIE I LOVE IT

Lastly I've had this dumb headcanon for a while and only recently got the motivation to actually write it down so prepare yourself!! Aight so on this blog we have established many times that dazai is a huge sucker for boobs (hehe) that he even has his own tag for it, but we know damn well that dazai wouldn't stop at just your boobs!! Mans needs to have his hands on you at all times no matter where you are or what you're doing so it's with this that I propose to you the one and only truth : becoming dazai's personal drumset. If your boobs are unavailable to him he will settle for the second best thing, dat ass. He will shamelessly put his hands on your butt and smack it like bongo drums. You two are cuddling? He smacks your ass like bongo drums. You're cooking? He smacks your ass like bongo drums. You're just existing anywhere near him? He smacks your ass like bongo drums. He's def gotten in trouble with kunikida bc he kept using your butt like his own drumset instead of working but do you think dazai cares??

Now imagine, dazai lying on his futon with you napping on top of him. He can't sleep and he's bored, so his hands slide down from your waist to your hips and he starts to lightly drum his fingers a bit on your butt to pass the time, then it gradually degenerates until he's using both of his hands to drum it out. Ass, thighs, hips, lower back, your entire body has turned into his own personal drumset. You're gonna wake up to him playing darude sandstorm on your butt or smth xkskdks he's def using his newly acquired musical instrument to remix his lil suicide song

I hope I have opened your eyes to the real raison d'être which is becoming dazai osamu bsd's personal drumset🤌🏻 and if tumblr deletes this ask again and makes me re-type it all over again I will ✨cry✨

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hello yea im so sorry i haven’t gotten anything from u 🥺🥺🥺

but this is beautiful ashajdajdjsj he def really appreciates ass and LOVES to grab it. sorry my brain is so broken rn i’ll try to add more on later but i didnt want u to think i didnt get this one either hehehhe ILY!!! and thank u for the congrats 🥹

[honeybeesiness]

an unholy holiday.

word count: 2k.

slight nsfw warning! dw tho, there’s absolutely no smut and it’s 97% fluff. it’s just the reader being a tiny bit of a thottie ;).

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two limited edition sucre frenzy tickets.

The next day was your day with the beloved otaku Leviathan. Based off the kind of person he was, you figured that he would want to watch some anime with you or take you to a convention somewhere in Devildom (or the human world if you’re lucky). Binging the TSL series in the beginning of the year for the quiz against Levi proved beneficial to you (aside from being able to make a pact with him), as after that you became quite invested in the series to the point where you would want to name your pet Henry too. You knew Levi liked how you were fond of the series, because it wasn’t every day where he met someone that shared the same interests as him and didn’t put him down for it. With that being said, you were perfectly content with watching TSL or any other series that Levi chose today.

After breakfast that morning, you had gotten a text from the boy in question, who had not shown up for the meal.

💞weeb husband💞: meet me in my room

💞weeb husband💞: wear ur pajamas

You began to grow excited, as your suspicions were seemingly correct. It seemed like you were quite good at guessing what the boys had planned so far, given how you knew what Beelzebub was planning yesterday as well. Were you a psychic? Maybe you just had really good intuition. Or maybe you just knew the brothers so well that guessing came easy for you. Either way, you were smiling like a madman as you typed out a reply.

You: aight fam, i’ll be there asap

You: want me to wear my tsl jammies

💞weeb husband💞: yes

After his swift reply, you slid your phone into your hoodie and bid the others at the breakfast table a farewell. You headed on back to your room to swap into what you called your “TSL Pajamas”, which was just a worn-looking oversized brown t-shirt with the TSL logo on it along with a pair of comfy grey pajama shorts. After you got dressed, you slid down the hall and knocked on Levi’s door.

“Come in.”

And you did, shutting the door behind you. You grinned giddily at Leviathan (who was situated in his bathtub) before turning your attention to the rest of the room. Surrounding the bathtub that was Leviathan’s bed was a large array of snacks and drinks, most of which were your favorites. You didn’t think Devildom had human food like this, and you wondered if Levi went out of his way to get you these things. You were grateful, and you sent him a cheeky look, also deciding that it would be funny to tease him just a little. Embarrassed Levi was one of your favorite Levis, after all.

“Did you get all of this for me~?” You batted your eyelashes, slowly and sensually bending over to pick up a bottle of banana flavored ramune, which you examined while still being crouched. Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the bluenette’s face flush a scarlet color, and that was enough to satisfy you for the moment. “Thank you.”

“LOL, they’re not all for you, you know!” He squawked, still mildly embarrassed, but soon his face returned to its normal hue. “Believe it or not, there are some foods from the human world that actually taste good!”

You rolled your eyes, picking up a packet of chocolate pocky (a classic) as well as another favorite snack of yours before sauntering over to where Levi was sitting in the bathtub. “What’re we doin’? With all these snacks, I would assume you have something in mind.”

“You and I are going to be having an anime marathon.” He jabbed a finger in the direction of one of his PC monitors whose position he changed so the both of you could watch. “I wanna watch TSL and I don’t listen to normies who say no.”

“No. We literally watch TSL EVERY time I come to hang out here! Let’s try somethin’ new for once.” You said defiantly, earning a huff and a mini pout from the boy in return. You were clearly contradicting what you had thought to yourself earlier, but we don’t talk about that.

“FINE. What do you suggest?” He grumbled, pulling his keyboard closer to his lap so he could bring up his Softbun account. You put one foot into his bathtub and his head immediately shot over to look at you, his expression a little bit wild. “What are you doing?!”

You put another foot in. “Getting comfortable, of course, so scooch over! Your fatass is hogging the tub.”

“Excuse me?!” Levi sounded offended, but he was smiling as he (hesitantly) moved over. You plopped yourself down, hanging your legs over the rim of the tub. It was a small, Levi-sized bathtub, and you eyed the boy as he blushed fervently at your close proximity.

“Hey, have you watched Beast Assassin yet?” You asked, pointing at the series on the monitor in front of you. The show was in Levi’s library, but you couldn’t tell if he watched it or not.

He gave you a look that told you that you had asked a stupid question. “You mean the hit series where the protagonist’s sister gets turned into a beast and the protagonist must go on a journey to find a cure for her? OF COURSE I watched it! What are you, some kind of pleb?”

“NO. Shut the hell your mouth, we’re watching Beast Assassin, but we’re skipping to the part where Airitsu first appears because he’s the best.” You snatched his keyboard off his lap and placed it on yours, reaching your hand over the side of the bathtub to move the mouse (which was placed on the floor next to the bed) over to Beast Assassin.

“What are you saying?! Are you crazy?! We can’t just start on the second episode without watching the first! It’s called “Episode 2“ for a reason!” Levi attempted to take the keyboard away from you, but as soon as he laid his fingers on it, the entire room went pitch black.

You were the first to react. “Eh?? Levi-san, it’s so dark! H-Hold me!” But you, in fact, did not hold onto him. You could hear the boy, scoff, though. “Are we havin’ some sort of blackout? Has this ever happened in Devildom, or—?”

“This is SO unfair,” Levi grumbled to himself, and you felt him move beside you. “Just as I was going to click on the first episode of Beast Assassin!” You aggressively shoved him on the arm for that comment, sending him stumbling out of the bathtub and flat on the floor. Since you couldn’t exactly see him, the only way you could tell that he was on the floor was through the sound of skin hitting the tile that was the floor of Levi’s bedroom. “Hey!”

“What, I didn’t do anything!” You “harumph-ed” and crossed your arms, but you were generally curious as to what Levi was up to. And, as your eyes began to grow used to the dark, you could make out his silhouette approaching his desk where the rest of his monitors sat. “What’cha doin’?”

You watched somewhat blindly as he reached over the screens to the shelves that sat behind the desk, grabbing something that you couldn’t make out. You, too, got out of the bathtub, and you stumbled over to where Leviathan was standing. As he sensed you approaching, he turned away from you and hunched over slightly so you couldn’t see what he was holding. You shoved him again, but much more lightly this time.

“If you don’t stop, I won’t be giving you any of these glowsticks!” Ah, so that was what he was holding.

“Glowsticks? You have glowsticks??” From your spot behind Leviathan, you could spot a faint glow coming from his frontside. He turned around to face you, his face lit up by pink and red glowsticks, but still remaining shrouded by the surrounding darkness. He gave you another incredulous look that told you that you asked a stupid question. “Don’t give me that look! I thought that you used them all at the last concert you went to!”

Leviathan squinted at you. “Bold of you to assume that, since I’ve taken you to all of the concerts I got tickets for in the past year!”

That was something that had completely failed to cross your mind. It’s not that you didn’t remember Levi taking you to all those pop idol concerts before (you did), but you were always more invested in the music and the choreography rather than what the audience was doing or even holding.

“Well, I’m sooooorry that I forgot! It’s just-”

“Enough of your excuses, woman.” Leviathan interrupted you with a flick on your forehead. “An otaku never is without their glowsticks.”

“You can’t say that ‘cause glowsticks aren’t even used for anime! ...Unless it’s of Lyricoids. You like Lyricoids, right? You better. Who’s your favorite?” You reached out your hand to grab at the pink glowstick, hoping to distract the bluenette with your chitchat, but he moved his hands away.

“Of course I do! I like Muka. Her voice is so melodic and graceful, and her songs are so beautiful and meaningful. The settings of her music videos are always so detailed, especially with the backgrounds and how the plot of the song is portrayed through the visuals. Muka also always looks amazing in any outfit since her figure is naturally curvy and mature, and the musicians and animators never fail to make her draw the audience’s eyes. I also really like how—”

“I like the OG queen herself, Riku, thanks for asking.” You interrupted somewhat sarcastically, having another go at trying to acquire one of Levi’s glowsticks. “She’s so bubbly and her voice is so versatile that she can sing and sound nice in literally any genre.”

“I agree, but,” Levi moved the glowsticks out of the way once more. “Muka is—”

There were several knocks on Levi’s door, and both of your heads swiveled in that direction. You also took that moment to swipe up the pink glowstick, and Levi glared at you.

“What if a serial killer busted the lights and is out to kill us.” You mused, scratching your chin. “He’s being awfully polite if he’s knocking on the door, though.”

You were on a roll with your stupid statements today, for Levi gave you another look, this one being much more annoyed. He didn’t bother to correct you, and instead said, “I hope he kills you first because you’re being so annoying.”

Your reply was immediate, and the knocking was heard once more. “Jokes on you, I actually want to die.” Pink glowstick in hand, you marched to the front of the room and opened the door. “Stab me, daddy.”

“...What?”

You blinked several times and held up the glowstick to the person’s face. It was Satan, and you shuffled awkwardly in your spot. “Oops.”

“I’m going to pretend that I didn’t hear that.” Satan surveyed the room, and his stiff posture relaxed— if only a little. “Good, you two aren’t the only ones whose rooms are affected by the blackout.”

You leaned against the doorframe. “This happened to you too?”

Satan nodded. “And the rest of us as well. It is unusual, is it not? This never happened before.”

“Well, I hope it gets fixed soon, because Levi back here,” You jabbed your free thumb in the man’s direction. “is being the biggest prick. He said he actually WANTED me to die! And for what, being annoying? Sheesh, how harsh.”

Satan smiled a little bit, glancing back at Leviathan, who he was only able to see thanks to the glowstick he was holding. Upon hearing your words, Levi marched up and slammed the door shut.

You held up your hands in front of yourself in mock surrender. “Let’s just agree that we’re both being annoying.”

“But YOU’RE the one who’s being annoying!”

“Agree to disagree?”

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i have a headcanon where Levi uses crackhead/internet/gen z humor so i decided to incorporate that into the story :”). had a lot of fun writing this!

also, if y’all forgot, Levi legit sleeps in a bathtub 😤.

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and yes that is a Sayaka Maizono/Danganronpa reference in the beginning ;)

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Beast Assassin = Demon Slayer. Airitsu = Zenitsu.

Lyricoid = Vocaloid. Muka = Luka Megurine. Riku = Miku Hatsune.

taglist: @wetleafwrites​ ::​ @midnight-moodlet​

[john--laurens]

I just created this awesome song: 'A New York State of Mind (The Pen Hip Hop)'

Yeah, yeah Ayo, America, it's time. It's time, America (aight, America, begin). Straight out the lost dungeons of rap.

The fire drops deep as does my gun. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the brother of run. Beyond the walls of Men, life is defined. I think of hamilton when I'm in a New York state of mind.

Hope the fun got some one. My run don't like no dirty ton. Run up to the pun and get the sun.

In a New York state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The musical fire? You complain about wars. I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the inspire.

I'm rappin' to the pen, And I'm gonna move your ken.

Found, kind, fun, like a letter Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a better.

I can't take the wars, can't take the paper. I woulda tried to spit I guess I got no newspaper.

I'm rappin' to the ken, And I'm gonna move your pen.

Yea, yaz, in a New York state of mind.

When I was young my brother had a dire. I waz kicked out without no desire. I never thought I'd see that acquire. Ain't a soul alive that could take my brother's wire.

A beautiful rap is quite the app.

Thinking of hamilton. Yaz, thinking of hamilton (hamilton).

[binbunmusic]

My vinyl records (51-55)

Here I am! Back with another saucy update on my vinyl collection. Warning; this is gonna be a wild one. They’re all quite special to me, and pretty much all of them have at least one strong memory attached to it. Granted, I say that in pretty much all of my updates, but I also mean it every time :) And I know that probably doesn’t mean much to anyone that isn’t me.. But hey! I can guarantee, that after reading this post, you will have a bunch of cool music to listen to :D So let’s get on with it!

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The Foo Fighters’ album ‘There Is Nothing Left to Lose’

Admittedly, this isn’t exactly their best album (in my opinion) but it does have some very memorable songs on it, and the story I’m about to tell, made them even more memorable to me ^^ Last year, in December, I bought two tickets for a Foo Fighters concert. I’ve always wanted to see them live, and they finally decided to include Denmark in their tour this year, so I couldn’t pass up that opportunity. I distinctly remember waiting for the ticket sale to start. It was supposed to be at 10 am. So I checked at 9 am, just for fun, and the sale had already started; apparently 90% of the tickets were gone already! In hindsight that was probably just a stunt to the sell the tickets for more money, but I panicked and fell right into that trap. if I remember correctly, I paid around 240$ for them. But it was totally worth it! They played for 2 hours, and there were two warm-up bands before them; First ‘Frank Carter & The Rattle Snakes’ (they were aight) and then a danish band called ‘Minds of 99′ (not a fan). It was a great concert (at least compared to other concerts I have been to), and some of my favourite moments were when they played ‘Learn to Fly’ and Breakout’ (two of my favourite Foo Fighters songs c:) They sold records in the merch stalls, so I decided I had to buy this one, ‘cause listening to those two songs on the record I bought at the concert will always remind me of that wonderful evening <3

Favourite tracks: Breakout and Learn To Fly

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OST for ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ (Red couloured vinyl)

This one is also very special. Sure some of the songs make me cringe just a little bit, but that’s kind of the point, so who cares! Mostly it just makes me nostalgic, and it makes me think of my friend Simon, who I used to watch it with (he was also the one who gave this to me.) I’m guessing that’s exactly why he bought it. Sometimes I think he knows me better than I do, ‘cause I would’ve never thought of buying it myself, but I’m actually really happy to have it in my collection. It reminds me that we should embrace our cringy teenage years, and accept them for what they are. After all, we were all just very confused and frustrated with ourselves and everyone around us, and just trying to figure out who we are, so it’s okay that we said that stupid thing to that cute girl that one time. That’s the essence of what this movie (and this album) means to me - plus the sound design and visual effects are really cool.  And did I mention, the record is RED!!!

Favourite tracks: We Are Sex Bob-Omb and Threshold 

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Ed the Dog’s album ‘Shame’ (Limited First Edition LP)

I distinctly remember the first song I listened to by this artist. I remember exactly how I felt hearing it for the first time, and I think that’s part of the reason why this album holds a special place in my heart. I discovered Ed the Dog last year, and was super stoked when he released his first album a couple of months later. I was really excited when I found out in august this year that he had released it on vinyl :D Unfortunately I discovered this a bit too late, and all the signed copies were sold out :( But I’m still incredibly happy to have this in my collection! It’s a really great album. I’ve noticed I tend to fall for this up-beat/cynical combo a lot, but this one puts a new spin on it, I feel :)

Favourite tracks: Yes Men and Television Era

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The Kite Machine’s self-titled debut album (Limited Edition Coloured LP)

In my opinion, this is by far the best album of 2019, so far! The first song I heard by them was Paper Planes, a single they released, what feels like ages ago. Looking it up right now I can see that they apparently re-released it last year. Either that, or it’s the Mandela effect. Anyway, I also remember finding the sound file for that song earlier this year, when I was cleaning up my music library, and I thought about deleting and forever degrading The Kite Machine to my ‘used-to-be jams’ playlist. But then; THIS happened! :D I only listened to a couple of snippets of the songs, and then instantly knew, that I needed it in my collection. Another cool selling point was that, not only was it available in 3 different colours, but the colours were random; no way of knowing what colour you were gonna get :O I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited about opening a new vinyl!  I’m not gonna spoil what colour I got - I want you to be surprised, just like I was.

Favourite tracks: Larry the Bird and All In My Head

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Battle’s album ‘Juice B Crypts’ (Limited Coloured 2LP)

I wouldn’t say I regret buying this one, but I definitely regret not listening more to it. This album, in particular, is one that you really need to be in a certain mood to listen to. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing! But it’s probably the main reason I haven’t listened to it as much as I’ve wanted to. I was introduced to this band’s music through one of my friends, but I didn’t really know much about Battles before I bought this. I think in part, I bought this so I would have something to remind me of said friend, but he ended up hating this album, so... Eh?

Favourite tracks: Titanium 2 Step and Last Supper On Shasta Pt. 1

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I have to admit something before I end this.. I’ve been postponing this vinyl update for over 2 months :s But then again, I have been quite busy.. Still am, technically.. But the good news is - there will probably be another vinyl update very soon, since I’ve almost acquired enough vinyls within the last 2-3 months to make another post! Yay!  So stay tuned for that, if you’re interested, I guess ^^

Thanks for reading the entirety of this post. That’s pretty cool of you!

[dismalzelenka]

Stuff Tag Meme

I was tagged by both @agentkatie and @kawakaeguri so I suppose I must do this then, yea?

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

a - age: 26

b - birthplace: Seoul, South Korea

c - current time: 12:08pm

d - drink you last had: water

e - easiest person people to talk to: V-Day exchange new best friendo @joufancyhuh. And my soul sisters @sasshole-for-rent and @5ftgarden. Y'all should read our collab fic. i am trash pls ignore me.

f - favorite song: changes daily, but currently Chopin Nocturne in Bb minor. Kind of a love hate feeling though actually, like seriously, six flats? Wtf was that dude thinking amirite, my fingers walk into hell every time I open the damn score.

g - grossest memory: tw for terrible sexual encounters. Seriously you might wanna skip this one. No? Aight I warned you.

one time i went down on an anonymous tinder hookup and they had stale, piss soaked toilet paper clumped in their puss bits and lemme tell u i never ever faked a stomach virus to get someone out of my flat so fast.

h - horror yes or horror no: horror maybe. like most things it depends on my mood and the type of horror. Unless it's @inner-muse's red lyrium torture horror. I'm almost always in the mood for that. 👌

i - in love?: I thought I was.

I'm so sorry I'm going through a breakup right now and I'm kind of in a shitty place and also still not over the ex before the newly acquired ex and have spent the last week bouncing around hotel rooms because going home to face new ex is uncomfortably and surprisingly painful despite the fact that I broke it off with him and anyway if you're like damn why is diz so depressing lately well I'm a pisces with my heart bleeding all over my sleeve but I'll be OK I promise. Love you crazy kids.

j - jealous of people?: mostly of my cat because I really want to lie around in the sun and snore all day but these pesky things like "jobs" and "responsibilities" and "repeated phone calls from worried friends and relatives who haven't heard from me in six or seven days" keep interrupting my attempts to be a cat myself.

l - love at first sight or should i walk by again?: definitely walk by again. and then just. keep walking. maybe I'll figure this out for the next one, I mean third time's the charm, aye? 🙂

m - middle name: that's boring. Everyone knows my middle name because I go by it. But my first name is Lucas, isn't that much more interesting? Putcha hands in the air for the genderqueers 🙌🙌🙌🙌 we're loud and proud and actually just a small swarm of bees in a human shaped trenchcoat. 🐝🌈

n - number of siblings: none growing up. Unless you count the dog, my dad got our names mixed up a lot. 😂

o - one wish: to finally figure out how to be a responsible adult and stop hurting everyone I touch. To wake up from a nap and actually feel refreshed for once, I mean seriously what even is the point otherwise amirite?

p - person you called last: the hotel I'm currently staying at. 🗑️🔥

q - question you are always asked: More like a conversation. Let me give the example from Walgreens yesterday.

Me: Hi yes I'm here to pick up my prescription. *rattles off name*

Rxist: *squints suspiciously* For Lucas? His prescriptions aren't ready yet. Can I see some ID?

Me: Oh yeah, sure, here you go. Lucas is me by the way, I just go by my middle name mostly.

Rxist: Your first name is Lucas...? *squint at me, at driver's license, and back at me*

Me: Yeah! Picked it myself, don't you like it?

Rxist: ....your prescription is ready, ma'am. Have a great day.

I mean, what, Lucas can't be a lady's name? Absurd, amirite? 😱😂 Ah, the southern US. We're so rustic and quaint and stuck in the fifties here. It's adorable really.

r - reason to smile: My cat. Look at this dork, doesn't he look amazing in his skull and crossbones hoodie?

Also the Dragon Age fandom, because like, you nerds make me smile every goddamn day. Goddess bless every single one of you adorable fuckers. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

s - song you sang last: Movement 4 from Vivaldi's Nisi Dominus. Cum dederit. Dress rehearsal for our opening performance of our Lent concert series was on Monday and I am

H Y P E D.

t - time you woke up: shit I honestly don't remember, I just saw the sunlight and stumbled downstairs hoping I didn't miss free hotel breakfast. (I didn't by the way, it was delicious.)

u - underwear colour: also pale pink. good taste whichever one of you two I stole this from. The meme, not the underwear. Those were a quite practical Christmas gift.

v - vacation destination: Somewhere snowy with mountains and a three digit or less population count.

w - worst habit: I convince myself I'm terrible for the people who love me and run away from them. It's quite sad, actually. I'd make a great video game companion with my perpetually unresolved mommy issues and inability to take anything seriously. Take note, Dragon Age 4.

x - x-rays: dental. I think they cost more than three months of utilities. 😭

y - your favourite food: raw sushi and super, SUPER rare steak. Like just sear the outside crispy and I'm good. I'm probably actually a cat, tbh.

Z - zodiac sign: 🌞Pisces♓️, 🌝Scorpio♏️, ⬆️Libra♎️

Gonna tag my fam @sasshole-for-rent, @5ftgarden, @joufancyhuh, @inner-muse, @buttsonthebeach, @galadrieljones, @a-basket-full-of-whimsy, @suzumicchi, @becauseanders, @laraslandlockedblues and that's ten but honestly I love all of you so feel free to consider yourself tagged and do this on my behalf if you are so inclined.

LOVE YOU ALL TO LITTLE PIECES. ❤️❤️❤️