#aiden gallagher x reader

[lowkeyrobin]

helloo!! i was wondering if maybe you could write a Five Hargreeves x Reader when five just absolutely ADDORRESS the reader? it doesnt matter whats the situation, whats the backstory for it, i just NEED a lovesick fool five🙏

I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOOVVVEEE YOUR WRITING ITS SOOOO GOOODD!!!!💞💞💞

nah I agree with this it's slightly ooc but idgaf he would be lovesick if he didn't experience so much trauma in his life TELL ME IM WRONG. /hj ; and thank you!!! I appreciate it <3 ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy! ; I tried to make this as long as possible so I'm sorry if it's short as hell 💔

FIVE HARGREEVES ; lovesick

summary ; five is lovesick as hell

warnings ; language

word count ; 345

masterlist

Five adored you. He was completely infatuated, head over heels for you.

"I want you so badly it might kill me"

That's how he asked you out.

You could never do wrong in his eyes. You were a work of art in them. You were the Francoise Pilot to his Pablo Picasso.

He's even worse when he's drunk. Especially when there's no hope to save the world one last time. He's a touchy drunk around you, acting like a cartoon character with bubbles popping out of his lips when he burped.

He's a fool for you, even when he doesn't want to be.

But it's alright.

man he just fell in love at first sight

he couldn't help but admire everything you did, you moved smooth like butter

when he's not busy saving the world, he's surprising you with gifts / being very lovey dovey

he's a big physical affection person when he's lovesick

he literally daydreams of kissing you all day

he's actually obsessed

and it annoys his siblings

"y/n-"

"shut the hell up, five"

he's very overprotective of you

but not in a like stalker weird way, he's just concerned mostly

he doesn't wanna lose you cause he knows shit can flip at any second

he's genuinley the sweetest

yall have that old people love (cause I mean u kinda r old ppl cmon)

you sip hot tea on the porch swing in the morning to watch the sunrise

you live in a little cottage core home in middle of no where pennsylvania

he built your dreams dude 💔💔

think those few lines in miranda lamberts the house that built me

"mama cut out houses of pictures for years, from better homes and garden magazines. plans were drawn and concrete poured, nail by nail, board by board, daddy gave life to mama's dream"

if you get it you get it

I live / grew up in rural PA don't ask ab the country music

cause you'd definitely listen to the soft country type of music when baking in the kitchen or picking strawberries in the greenhouse together

[ronweaslayyyyylovr828]

ok guys. hear me out. fives actions this season? absolutely the fuck not. HOWEVER. fives looks this season? i’ve passed away. i’m dead. hot hot hot hot. give me a chance mr. homewrecker

[kadentherabbit]

Five Hargreeves blabs!

(I haven’t watch TUA besides season 1)

(Dating! SFW! Includes like hickeys n stuff)

Hargreeves!Reader ⬇️

Five’s love language is buying you stuff. Clothes, jewelry, shoes, he will buy you absolutely anything. Even spying in on your conversations so he can come up with random gifts.

You two aren’t dating unless he wants you two to be dating. It’s nothing like being FWB, he just absolutely hates labels. If someone else talks to you with even a hint of being nice, he’ll lose his shit, you’re his partner.

He loves hickeys, giving and receiving. He finds it adorable. Leaving marks all over you and you leaving marks all over him. A lot of the time, he only lets you give him hickeys if he doesn’t have any work the next day.

Five isn’t a big PDA fan besides holding hands. He doesn’t like the idea of people thinking he’s some sweet mushy guy, You’d be lucky if he called you a pet name in-front of any of his siblings.

Five is definitely a big cooking guy, just for you, he could probably cook you any meal. Even nuggets and fries if you really wanted him to. He’d definitely wear a “Kiss the cook” apron.

Lets you draw on him if you really wanted to. Absolutely anything, he’d let you draw on him with anything but sharpie. I mean, he’s a busy man. Saving the world and shit.

He’d only stop his studies to cuddle with you, food, nah, sleep, nah but you? Absolutely, he’d be an asshole about cuddling but he would actually love cuddling with you, and if you play with his hair, he will be out within seconds.

[daily-stars-source]

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS (Jenna Ortega) & FIVE HARGREEVES (Aidan Gallagher) crackship - The story of Wednesday and Five begins when, while teleporting, the boy falls into an evil time loop - his powers lock up instantly and Five cannot return to his sibling to stop the apocalypse in his world. Looking for a solution, he ends up at the strange Nevemore school where he meets Wednesday - they didn't like each other right away, but at some point the strange girl decides to help him regain his powers fascinated by his story

I don't wanna go...but baby, we both know... this is not our time... It's time to say goodbye...until we meet again... 'Cause this is not the end {Loreen - Tatoo}

trigger: blood, curse words,lights, dark, powers

[riotinyellow]

https://www.tumblr.com/sm0lgreml1n/759189449916792832/he-was-16she-was-31?source=share

five was a whole ass boomer, what are you talking about

aiden was 16, love

@sm0lgreml1n

[aidengallangerfan]

Mornings with you - five x reader

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The sunlight streamed in through the curtains, waking Five up first. He slowly sat up, rubbing his eyes and yawning. He looked down at your sleeping form with a soft smile. You were tucked in beneath the covers and your breathing was light and even. He bent down to kiss your cheek before slipping out of bed. Mr. Pennycrumb was curled up next to the foot of the bed. Five smiled and bent down to scratch his ear. That woke him up from his slumber.

"Hey, buddy," Five knelt down. "Ready to go outside?"

Mr. Pennycrumb perked when he heard the word. He laughed quietly, clicking his tongue and the dog happily trailed behind him.

Here came the same routine: he would let the dog out and make himself his usual cup of coffee. For you, he made your favorite drink to wake you up. He got the coffee started, figuring it'd be a while before you woke up. So, he decided to surprise you. He started getting ingredients out to make breakfast with. He picked out several things, really wanting to go the extra mile. Besides, it's been a while since you've had breakfast in bed.

Before he started, he let Mr. Pennycrumb inside and fed him. After he was taken care of, Five softly hummed as he made breakfast for the two of you, trying his best not to be too loud and disturb you in the process. He didn't want to ruin the surprise and/or your rest. He slid out two plates from above, putting them on the fancy silver platter you got from your grandmother for Christmas. He carefully put the freshly cooked food on all the plates, as well as the cups and the two empty plates. With that, he swept up the platter and headed into the bedroom again. Mr. Pennycrumb trotting beside him, hoping for a crumb or two to fall.

When the two came inside the bedroom, you were still asleep, cozy beneath the covers.

"Oh, Y/N," Five quietly hummed in amusement. He set the tray down on the bedside table.

The smell of food didn't even stir you awake and that was when he knew you were really asleep. He perched on the edge of the bed next to you, careful not to move too much. He gently swept some of your soft h/c hair out of your face and let the back of his fingers lightly trail down your cheek.

"Hey, it's time to wake up," he lovingly shook your shoulder.

You didn't budge.

"Y/N? Love of mine, it's time to wake up," he shook you a bit more.

You let out a small groan, starting to stir awake now. Although you were having a nice dream.

"Hm, what?" you slurred out sleepily.

Five softly laughed, brushing some more fallen hair out of your tired eyes. "Good morning, my love," he greeted, taking your hand and kissing it.

"Hi," you smiled, rubbing your eyes and blinking to clear your vision.

"Did you sleep well?" he shifted some to let you move around a bit.

You nodded. "I think so. Did you?"

"As much as I usually do," Five got up and kissed your forehead.

"Goodness, what is that amazing smell?" you breathed in.

He grinned, sliding the tray off of the table. "Why, our breakfast of course, my darling."

"Oh my gosh, are you serious? Five!" you gasped, seeing all the delightful food.

"What can I say? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day," he carefully placed the tray down.

"You arranged it so nicely I'm almost afraid to eat it," you admitted almost shyly.

He laughed. "Don't be. This is for you."

"It looks amazing," you didn't even know where to begin.

"Good. I just hope it tastes as good as it looks."

"Oh, hush. Your cooking is delightful," you kissed his cheek and then proceeded to help yourself.

After you got what you wanted, Five fixed his own plate. The two of you ate in comfortable silence as Mr. Pennycrumb jumped onto the bed, curling up near the end and away from the tray. You smiled, setting the tray on the bedside table to let the dog join the two of you.

"You know what we need?" you looked to Five.

Five frowned some. "What?"

"Music," you grinned, going over to the record player. You slid in your favorite vinyl and soft music began to fill the air.

Five opened the curtains, letting more light pour into the room. You smiled. Despite having to wake up, you secretly loved mornings. You loved the peaceful atmosphere you and Five shared. You loved just co-existing with him in the same room, even if you two never exchange a word. Mornings were always so relaxing and tranquil and calm. Five really did know the best ways to start off the days.

After the two of you finished breakfast, you two cleaned up the dishes and finished getting ready for the day. Though the both of you returned to the bedroom. You picked up a book, beginning to read. Five was busily throwing a ball for Mr. Pennycrumb and keeping him entertained. You laid back on him, feeling his arm lazily drape over you.

"Ooh," you perked up when your favorite song began playing. "This is a good one!" you eagerly closed your book and popped up to your feet, grinning at Five.

"Yes?" he returned with a slight frown.

"Dance with me?" you requested shyly, holding your hands out for him.

"Oh…uh…" Five turned red. Despite being forced to take ballroom lessons at the Academy, he wasn't much of a dancer.

Mr. Pennycrumb barked at Five as if to further urge him.

"Please? Just this once?" you gave him your best pleading face. You puckered our your bottom lip ever so slightly.

Five sighed, not being able to resist. "Okay, okay. Only for you, my angel."

You squealed happily as he got up and went over. You looped your arms around his neck and his snaked around your waist, pulling you closer to him. You smiled softly, hearing him softly sing under his breath. His lips lightly brushed against your ear and his words traveled from your eardrum to your heart.

As the song faded out, Five smiled down at you. "You're incredible, did you know that?"

"Awww…I try…" you blushed bright red.

He smiled and kissed you lovingly as you returned it. The two of you pulled apart a few moments later.

Oh how glad you were that he existed.

~ * ~

[simpformoonkight]

A—

AIDEN GALLAGHER CAN SING????????

AND— OMG-

HIS VOICE IS AMAZING

(the song is : I Love You)

[ru-fiction]

Unknown Territory

Five x Fem Reader

A combination of both the comics and the TV series, Five Mets a mermaid and falls in love. What happens when forces try to keep them apart?

Five will be aged up to 20 years old, I'm not writing any smut but I wanted him to be the age of his actor.

There will be themes of emotional and mental abuse of children, sexual themes, Incest, gore and violence in this story. You guys seen the show or read the comics, you know what I'm talking about.

Minors do not interact.

I don't own any characters in the show or comics. All credit goes to Gerald Way, Gabriel BÀ, and Steve Blackman.

Slow updates on this story, I wanna make sure I can make the comics and series flow together before posting chapters. Most of the chapters will most likely be long, sorry about that 😅

Main Cast

Five played by Aiden Gallagher ⏳

Y/n played by You. 🫧

Klaus played by Robert Sheehan 👻

Diego played by David Castañeda 🔪

Ben played by Justin H. Min 🐙

Vanya/Victor played by Elliot Page 🎻

Allison played by Emmy Raver-Lampman 🗣️

Luther played by Tom Hopper 💪🏻

Apocalypse Suite/Season 1

Chapter 1

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Chapter 2| *Part 2 |*Part 3

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Chapter 3 |*part 2, *part 3(Working on it)

[m0chaminx]

1+8+23 five x gn reader another partners at commission au ig? maybe five saves readers life despite hating them or smth :}}

*•.¸♡Request : 1+8+23 five x gn reader another partners at commission au ig? maybe five saves readers life despite hating them or smth :}}

*•.¸♡Prompt : 1 “ Touch her, and you’re dead ”, 8 “ I won’t let anything happen ” , 23 “ Do you regret it ”

*•.¸♡𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 : Swearing, cannon level violence, soft with sprinkles of angst

*•.¸♡Paring : Five Hargreeves x GN!reader

*•.¸♡𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 : Five take you with him to eliminate the commission, but he didn't factor in the fact you'd get hurt

*•.¸♡Words : 600+

"This is a stupid deal," You snarled glaring at Five as he reached for an axe on the wall. "Five? Are you even listing to me?"

"I'm listing Y/N I just don't care," Five said harshly. "If I can get my family home, no one's gonna stop that." Your face softened realizing Five cared more about his family than anything. "Just stay behind, make sure fish-man doesn't run away. I won't let anything happen." Five's tone was softer but still held the usual edge. You nodded and let Five do his thing. His bloody thing.

A few grunts and screams later you popped your head in just in time to see Five reappear on the table, standing above AJ. Your head snapped to the side hearing footstep's run at you, the attendant and a security guard running towards you. You grabbed a glass smashing it over the head of the guard, but the attendant ran through. You kicked the man in the chest, making him smash into a desk. You heard Five grunts and you span to the attendant pinning him to the ground. You rushed to him, picking up the axe that must've slipped from Five's hands and slammed it into her skull. Five rolled her off, taking the axe with her and he looked up at you in surprise. It only lasted a second when Five looked past you, "AJ!"

You grabbed a beer bottle from the floor, jogging after him and throwing it into his back, making him stumble. Five teleported in front of him a bat in his hands. You sighed in relief but jumped when the security guard at up, "Little bitch."

The man pulled your leg out, slamming you into the ground. You groaned trying to roll over, but he struck his fist across your face splitting your lip open. He reached for his gun and when you tried to pull your legs out to kick him, he struck your face with the but of the gun, tearing your cheek open. He clicked the gun safety off, ready to fire at your face when a voice echoed across the room. "Touch her and you're dead" Five called out. The man scoffed aiming at your head again but his head was thrown back by a wooden bat.

Five stood above you as you did a few minutes ago. "Where's AJ?" You asked, watching Five toss the bat away.

"I took care of it," Five said simply. He knelt next to you, running his fingertips over your split cheek. "Stay there." Five blipped away grabbing a handkerchief from AJ's body's pocket and returning back to you. "Tilt your head up."

You tilted your chin up, letting Five run the cloth over your cut. You winced trying to pull away, but Five held your jaw keeping you in place. You looked between the bodies, Five could've easily left without, putting no thought into it. "Do you regret it?" You asked softly trying to meet Five's eyes but they kept flickering away.

"Regret what?" Five whispered moving to your lip, but you grabbed his wrist making him look up at you.

"You could've easily left without me, got AJ and poof, gone," You stated still holding his wrist. "Why'd you stay?"

Five took his wrist, moving your hand to grip his other one. "Despite what you might think," Five started dabbing your lip with the cloth. "I don't actually hate you, if I'm honest it's the opposite." Five paused tossing the cloth away.

You looked at him in surprise, furrowing your eyebrows. "What?"

Five chuckled lightly brushing your hair back, still holding your hand. "You gotta remember love, my longest relationship was with a mannequin," You shared a light laugh before Five stood up, pulling you up with him.

"Next time take me to a burger joint or something, not a murder party," You said with a smile.

"Next time?" Five questioned hopefully.

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[ssssachi]

chapter 1 - petty reason

Masterlist | start | next

Description: Y/N really despise the school’s beloved hunk, Louis Partridge. Her being a mad hater to him, she constantly avoids him as much as she can and of course Louis didn’t know what he did wrong to the girl and confronted her which led into a total disaster of fighting, hence the two of them became each other’s enemies. One day, their friend groups had ENOUGH of the feud so decided to team up in order for Y/N and Louis to make up.

[autumnandolives]

The Mission

Requested: Yes/No

Summary: You and Five are rival agents at the Commission, and are put on an assignment together.

A/N: I don’t know if there’s a break room at the Commission, but I put it in.

Warnings: Food? I mean there’s a bagel… Oh and one or two curse words.

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“No way, not him.”

You stared at the Handler, not wanting to believe the words that came out of her mouth.

“Oh but yes, y/n. I know how you feel about Five Hargreeves, but you two work together so well. And this mission just can’t fail.”

You knew once the Handler said you were working with Five that there was no going back. You couldn’t change her mind to matter what you said.

“Fine. But I’ll have you know that I do not like this.”

As you stormed out the Handler’s office, you heard her call, “I’ll keep that in mind!”

Once you entered the break room, you noticed that the only person there was of course, the one and only Five Hargreeves.

He looked up from a tattered book he was reading, and seeing you, immediately went back to reading.

You started rummaging around the cupboards looking for something edible.

“I’ll have you know Mister Hargreeves, that the mission I’m sure you were assigned, has now became a double mission.”

“Oh? And who is my partner, Miss y/l/n?”

“Unfortunately, I have the pleasure of accompanying the second best assassin to the mission of assassinating JFK.”

“Ah. I see.”

You wondered why he went quiet all of a sudden. But then you found a bagel, slathered some cream cheese on it, and walked out the door.

“See you soon, dickhead!”, you yelled as you closed the break room door.

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Five closed his book. Why were you so annoying? He wanted to punch you. But also at the same time he wanted to kiss you.

It wasn’t a secret that Five liked you. Well, at least it wasn’t a secret to everyone but you.

Five was certain you didn’t like him. And yet, he hoped. He hoped that one day, he’d be able to play with your hair, instead of just catching a whiff of it every once in a while.

But then again, you were the best assassin at the Commission, so there was no way. Right?

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The day of the mission, you decided to at least try to converse with Five. There has to be a start right?

As you were grabbing the briefcase, you heard footsteps behind you.

“Well, I see you’re ready to go, y/n.”

You turned around to see The Handler.

“Yes, I am. Just getting a briefcase.”

“Then you best be on your way.”

“Certainly. Goodbye.”

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sorry i had to end it! i just had no motivation. but i will for sure do part two if anyone wants lol.

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[lowkeyrobin]

(i’m not sure if your requests are open so i’m sorry if they aren’t and i’m sending this in 😭)

Can I request Five with a reader that’s always really energetic and yaps a lot but something happens between them and Reader gets distant?? 🫶

ooo yeah sure!! ; and my requests are on dw! when they're closed I remove my inbox in general just to avoid it and to prevent ppl who don't look at the big bold words in my bio lol ; but yeah, thank you for requesting! hope you enjoy! ; also I made this in hc format cause I was NOT trying to write all that

FIVE HARGREEVES ; yapparappa

summary ; youre really energetic and talkative, but once a fight breaks, you become distant and quiet

warnings ; language

disclaimers ; don't ask ab the title, I was just thinking parappa the rapper and yeah idk

word count ; 278

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he's a quiet guy

but he'll happily listen to your yapping

you surprisingly teach him a lot

and he finds it comforting

like classical music to Reginald, he wouldn't be able to survive without you

but after a fight (about Marcus / Sparrow Academy & him running off with Klaus and not being around for the Kugelblitz) you'd started to avoid him

he said some very rude things

those things being along the lines of how he wished he never met you, how annoying you are, how much he can't stand you, etc

so you obviously stormed off all angry at each other

but you'd become completely distant while he was trying to fix the world again

like you didn't come down for an early morning coffee with him like you usually did

nor did you rant about anything to him later that night or the ones following

if he was even around, you'd move away and not even look at him

like he hadn't heard you speak for DAYS

that's never happened before

like you're always rambling about something or asking him questions about shit, etc

he started to feel bad when Klaus started yelling at him about it

"this is childish! you're stuck in a child's body trying to prove you're a man and you're hurting your love!" he fake cries. "they could get kugelblitz'ed and their last memories of you would be you yelling at them, five"

he groans, deciding he'll go apologize to you

so he apologizes, expecting one from you as well

and you deliver

he's up front and honest that he doesn't find your rambling annoying

if anything its comforting for him

aweee happy ending lol

[ronweaslayyyyylovr828]

rip george cooper you would’ve loved brisket five

[josephines-simps-fics]

Five Hargreeves x Fem! Reader

Five - *walks into the academy* "Hey Y/N, your bestie is here"

Y/N - *looks up* "Really Klause is here I didn't see him come in"

Five - "F*ck no, I was talking about me"

[tooinlovewithfictionalpeople]

The Five times She met the Hargreeves- Five Hargreeves

Plot: Fives wife has been looking for him for ages, and she is not so happy about it, although she meets his fellow siblings along the way (Fluff and cuteness mainly)

Cammie was dangerous. In-fact she was well known for being the most ruthless assassin the commission has. Her abilities made her quick, her training made her agile, he mind made her strong. She never played by the rules. But if you saw under the fact she could kill you within the blink of an eye, she was a sweetheart. Her heart was made of gold, she was soft and kind the kind of girl thought to be made of honey and glass. 

However, not playing by the rules, lead the Handler to become fed up with the bright bubbly girl so she threw her to the end of the world with nothing to ‘harden’ her up. Unfortunately for the Handler that is how Camille Winters met Five Hargreeves and the two became inseparable - unstoppable - the perfect duo.

There were moments where Cammie was willing to murder Five Hargreeves, and that was the day he got the equations wrong.

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It was a cold Thursday night when Allison Hargreeves was talking with her friends about the revolution in the hair salon. It was like any other day.

Until  - with a loud crash, the door was thrust open. Everyone jumped to their feet, standing in a defensive position.

In the door frame stood a girl, who looked to be in her teens. Her face was unreadable as she spoke in a clear commanding voice.

“I’m Cammie. Man over the road called the cops on ya love. I’d disperse the mothers meeting”

Allison never got to thank her, she was gone as quick as she came.

                                                        ***

Klaus as never one for constant socialising, which is why he was sat in an empty coffee shop with Ben sat opposite him. He didn’t notice the girl in a waitress uniform stand next to him until she spoke.

“Im Cammie, you want anything else Mister?”

Klaus looked up, to see a teen girl staring back at him with an unreadable expression.

“Are you not a little young to be of the working class my dear?” he asked absentmindedly. Ben rolled his eyes.

The girl smiled. “Im way older then you would believe darling,” she turned to where Ben was sat, seemingly invisible to anyone but Klaus. “And what about you hot stuff?” she smirked.

Klaus lifted his head from his arms “You can see him?” he asked

“No one ever comes in here darling, I think I’d notice not one but two cuties when they walk in,”

Ben sent an awkward smile “No thank you.” he said.

Cammie sent a sweet smile before walking off. She was gone before they could say anything else. 

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Cammie was furious. And that was an understatement. Five had gone through the portal, taking her with him to get back to his family but somehow she was thrown away and separated from him thrown back into the 60′s where she tried desperately to find him. Then, when she awoke to the grimy alleyway she had been chucked into she realised that she was stuck in her teenage body.

She told Five. She told him the equations were wrong but did he listen? Nope.

And now she was stuck god knows where.

Now, Cammie like Five had extraordinary powers. Although there lines of what she could do were blurred she could see flashes of events that happened in the past, present and future. In other words, time was her bitch. But when she saw the flash of Five being threatened by the Handler her blood boiled.

The only issue with Five is that the little shit couldn't seem to stay in the right timeline so Cammie didn’t know when he would be experiencing what she thought he was going through.

Needless to say all thoughts of common sense went out the window when she saw the Handler pointing a gun at her teenage husband. So naturally she teleported to the commission.

When she arrived the Handler was sitting at her office with an unpleasant smirk on her face. In-front of her were two people whom Cammie did not recognise. The first was a man, with long Jesus style hair and tan skin. He had tan skin and wore a shocked expression. The other was a woman with shoulder length dark hair and wide brown eyes. The Handler did not seem even slightly surprised and Cammie’s sudden appearance.

“Cammie dear, to what do I owe the pleasure?” she asked smiling.

“Why the HELL is my husband?” She growled, eyes narrowing into slits. The Handler rolled her eyes.

“Ah yes. Don’t worry he’s a free man, still trying to stop what cannot be stopped..I must say you do look better at this age than you did two weeks ago”

Cammie rolled her eyes, looking at the two people next to her, who were staring in shock.

“I told him.” Cammie said angrily. “I told him the equations were wrong. But my husband thought he was right.”

Cammie picked up a Vase and threw it against the bookshelf so it shattered into a million pieces. “BECAUSE FIVE HARGREEVES NEVER FUCKING LISTENS”  

The Handler didn’t even blink, but the man in the chair with the Jesus hair spoke up “Hold on a minuet, Five Hargreeves is your husband? The bastard managed to get married??”

Cammie laughed. “And how would you know him?”

The man paused for a moment, “Im his brother, Deigo”

Cammie rolled her eyes, “Tell me, was he always a little shit?”

“Yes,”

The Handler stood up, picking up a gun and pointing it at Cammie who didn’t seem even slightly fazed at the fact her life was being threatened. By now it was a common occurrence. “What do you want Cammie?” she said

“Where. Is. My. Husband.” she seethed

Diego spoke up “Last I heard he was with a Man called Elliot, down an alleyway”

Cammie turned to face him “How come your’e more helpful in a second than Five has been his entire life?”

“Tell me, do you flirt with all the Haregreeve siblings?” The Handler sneered.

Cammie laughed “She’s just salty Five chose me and not her.”

The Handler raised her weapon firing multiple times but it was too late. In a flash of blue light Cammie was gone.

“Five got Married?”

                                                          ***

Five and Luther were having a nice little conversation about the poor dead Elliot in the chair when they saw a flash of blue light which seemed to be emitting a lot of crashing sounds and swearing coming from the balcony below them.

“Shit. Its the commission get down.” Five whispered to Luther who decided to do as he was told.

“How have they found us?”

Five sighed running his hands through his hair in frustration as he peeked behind the sofa. “I don’t know, but they are dangerous so be careful.”

“FIVE HARGREEVES I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ARE HERE I AM GOING TO WRING YOUR NECK AND STAB YOUR EYES OUT WITH SPOONS”

“How many enemies do you have??” asked Luther eyes wide in shock.

However Five was staring at where the sound was coming from with a slight smile on his face. Luther was more shocked that Five was producing a genuine smile than anything else. 

“She’s not an enemy” he said standing up and walking to the stairs.

“FIVE GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU”

Luther looked at him incredulously “Well she sure sounds like it.”

When Five got to the stairs, he was relieved to see Cammie, standing hands on hips glaring at him with the angriest stare she could muster. He merely smiled back, finding it slightly amusing how angry she was. (And slightly scary but he would never admit that)

As soon as it clicked that Five was in fact okay, Cammie marched up the staircase yelling how much she was going to absolutely slaughter him, her speed not slowing down as she drew nearer

“Er - Five? Are you sure she is not the enemy because she looks -”

Luther watched as Cammie came nearer to his brother unsure of what to do until she ...kissed Five?

The girl had ran to Five and placed her hands firmly on the sides of his face pulling him down to kiss her. His arms wrapped around her waist pulling her closer. Her hands travelled to his hair, running her hands through it. 

Luther just stood there mouth open, trying to comprehend what was happening in front of him.

The kiss broke, leaving Cammie still on her toes, face buried in the crook of Fives neck as he had one arm still wrapped around her waist and the other stroking her hair.

“W h a t?” Luther finally managed to get out

The pair separated looking up at the bigger man, who was staring between the two blankly. first of all he was shocked that Cammie hadn’t tried to kill them, but also the fact that his annoying, self centred arsehole of a brother actually found love - and not to mention the fact he had never seen Five as happy as he looked right now.

“Cammie, this is my brother Luther, Luther this is my wife Cammie.”

“Im sorry you are married?”

Five rolled his eyes so Luther turned to Cammie.

“You actually like him?”

At this Cammie laughed, brushing hair out of Five’s face “Surprisingly I do - even if he never listens to me.”

Five turned to her “I do listen to you!” 

“Erm no you don’t. I told you the calculations were off but you didn’t listen to me”

Five open and closed his mouth but no words came out, so he turned to Luther.

“We carry on with the plan, but this time we have her. She is so much better.”

“I still can’t get over the fact that you are married,”

                                                      ***

Cammie was laid in bed. Her head was on Fives chest, her arms wrapped around him, her leg hooked up on his waist. He was snuggled into her, burying his face in her hair as she slept, his arms tightly wrapped around her

The Hargreeve siblings were stood around around them, each with their mouth open slightly in shock.

“Can anyone else not get over the fact Five is Married?” Luther asked

“To a reasonable person no doubt,” Allison continued.

“And a baddass. The commission adore and are terrified by her.” Diego added

“Ben and I would like to point out she clearly makes Five happy. That’s a yay right?”

“Vanya nodded her head. “He looks at peace for once.”

And he did. For the first time in years the siblings saw their grumpy, annoying, pessimistic brother smile, a real genuine smile.

“If you guys don’t stop staring he will kill you,”

[multi-fandom-imagines8]

Could you do a fluffy Five x fem! Reader from TUA and they start dancing together and then it turns into a dance battle and they get super competitive 😂 thank you!

A/N: first of all, sorry it took so long. Second of all, I don’t usally write for children, but since Five is an adult stuck in a child’s body it’s fine.

“Did you know Y/n could dance? I mean that girl got some moooves!” Klaus told his siblings.

“What? Really?”.

“No way!”.

“She can’t be better than me” Five confidently said.

“You can dance?” Everyone turned out to face him.

“It’s not like we’re in medieval times. Of course I can dance”.

“Pff, yeah right” Diego shook his head.

“I don’t believe you’re on the same level as Y/n, bro” Klaus expressed.

“You’ll see”.

—-

“Hey, five!” You grabbed something from the fridge while he was eating a sandwich.

“Y/N!” He glared.

“Is everything okay?”.

“Yeah, why wouldn’t it be?”.

“You don’t sound like your normal self”.

“I heard you can dance”.

“Klaus!” You sighed.

“I’m the best dancer, you know”.

“I’m sure you are” you chuckled.

“I’m serious!”.

“Alright! Chill!”.

“We’re going to have dance battle. To determine one and for all who the best dancer is”.

“There’s really no need-“.

“Tonight. You better watch yourself, Y/n!”.

—-

“Okay guys, what’s up with Five?” You asked his siblings.

“Did he come to you too?” Diego asked.

“He wants to have a dance battle”.

“Yay! The show begins” Klaus was excited.

“Good luck” Luther wished you.

“Thanks”.

—-

The battle began with some easy moves, but then Five starting showing off with some cool dance moves. You decided that you were not gonna let him win, so you did the same. After half an hour both of you were exhausted but none of you was ready to give up.

Sweat was running down your cheeks, clothes soaked with it and you almost broke a couple of bones, but no, neither of you wanted to lose your pride.

“Alright, this has got to stop” Alison told you.

“It will stop once we say it’ll stop” Five was firm about it.

“When one of us loses, breaks a bone or dies” you added.

“Wow, take it easy!”.

“Okay, one last move before we decide who the winner is. We’ve got better things to do. Now hurry up” Diego informed you.

and with that, the battle was over. You were glaring at each other and wiping away the sweat.

“God, you stink. Youshould both take a shower” Diego said.

After five minutes of debating, they finally reached a decision.

“Aand?” You asked.

“Who won?” Five asked.

“It’s a tie” Klaus gave you the bad news.

“What? It can’t be!”.

“After all that sweat and tiresome moves it’s a tie?! I think the hell not!!!”.

“Both of you worked really hard. You’re both sweating and had equal cool moves. So, both of you win the best dancer”.

“When you say it like that. It’s better”.

“Yeah. Winning is all that matters”.

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