#ahitposting

[strawberrus0da]

Hmmmmmmmm

Coincidence? I think not.

[maskedmenmakemeferal]

Sweetcheeks

If you told younger Simon that ten years from now that he would be laying in bed with his wife,he’d scoff and say you were crazy.

But he is.

You leave some sweet kisses down his bare back,fingers splaying over his tattooed and scared skin.

“Lovie,I gotta get up.” He sleepily murmured,even though he’d rather die then get out of bed right now.

“Shut up.” You sweetly say,hands wrapping around his midsection,softer from 2 years of retirement. (Dad bod!Simon has got me bricked up and I don’t even have the proper utensils)

He loved the feeling of early mornings with you,nowear to go or people to see. He also loves the feeling of your warm hands running up and down his body. But he felt like he needed to do something to be productive.

“Lovie,it’s 10,I have to go.”

“You’ve been going places for a long time while you were in the military. Let me hold you,sweet cheeks.”

He scowled a bit.

Sweetcheeks?

This 6’ man,feared by many,with hundreds of scars gets called Sweetcheeks?

“Don’t frown Si,you’ll get wrinkles.” You joke.

Fine,I guess he can stay another ten minutes…or an hour.

[soullessjack]

is this anything

[milkie2]

Absolute peak loser

[virginstoner666]

(link to OG tweet)

the goofy to killer ratio is unique in each of them, but above all, they are all special little pincesses✨

[likedaylighht]

While we are here pour one out for the platypus milk cult yall are the real ones

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

i think we as a society forget that zane quite literally cut gene’s ear off.

like the whole thing.

gone.

and like he’s a shadow knight so i’m sure it either grew back or would grow back if he died and respawned but still. it’s the principle of the thing

[plaugeartist135]

HOLA pLAgus docter

Here's some drawings of some random plauges docters from a game or fandom name "scp foundation" this two Cahrecthers name is scp-049 and scp-049-j :) I loik dem both

I luv plagues doctoh

[bootleg-nessie]

The other cryptids hate me because I have my own loch

[jetcat-14]

Hilda When she found out she is part Fairy

[can-of-w0rmz]

Why do people take the piss out of people for having depression? Why are YOU mad that I want to kill myself? 💀🙏

Dude I just had a girl say I can’t be trusted to do a job for my teacher because I “can’t even take care of myself”, laughed at me for BEING depressed and another guy started laughing at my self harm while my friend looked flabbergasted and that was just in a couple days, like tf did I do??💀

Anyway “u cant take care of urself” I can take care of ur prostitute ma cunt go get fucked and dumped by your bf🖕🖕🖕

[rocksinmuffin]

I'm curious as to how Quickstrike would try and to seduce the reader. Would he try to smooth talk or just come charging in with his spike already out?

Listen partner, you can’t just go running headfirst at the first pretty face you see, spike out and ready for lovin’. Where’s the romance? Where’s the mystique????? Nah, when it comes to seduction, Quickstrike likes to think he has a little more class than that.

Quickstrike likes to think he’s something of a gentle mech. He’s the kind of guy that will hold the door open for you or pull your seat out for you. The type of guy who would see a puddle on the ground and, in lieu of a jacket, would grab Waspinator and hold him down on the ground for you to walk across to keep your feet from getting wet. You know, classic romantic tactics.

Mostly, if he’s sweet on you, you can tell because he’ll act way nicer to you than he is to any of his other fellow Predacons. He’ll listen to whatever you say and be very agreeable, like you can do or say no wrong. Even his tone of voice gets a littler sweeter when he’s talking to you.

The most important part in the courtship is letting you know he would fight for you. Heck, he’d kill a fella for you! Please ask him to kill for you. Regardless, he will be showing off his strength in front of you so don’t be surprised if he picks a fight with anyone who looks your way. He’s gotta show you he’s the scrappiest mech around and he can take care of you.

[arasdain]

How to defeat Freddy Krueger:

Take a bunch of Benadryl before going to sleep so the hat man shows up in your dreams. Freddy will leave because he owes the hat man 30 years of child support payments

Follow me for to punk on crispy bitches

[saexy]

not a complaint but my dash is literally all your posts

IM SORRY IM SPAMMINBHH RYOOO!!! OMG HAI IDK WHY I THOUT UT WAS ATLAS- HRU

[cartoonscientist]

your pitbull is real small dude, it’s more like a pitsteer. maybe even a pitcalf.

[eddieheart]

Jon Snow: *to the night’s watch council*

Jon: have you ever seen a giant?

Jon: ‘cus they’re really fucking big