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[tonguetyd]

hear me out - it's not that euro tog tour is cursed, it's two things

one, the veil still being thin from it being just past halloween/samhain/ancestor honoring holiday season

two, hate to bring this up but the world is side eyeing the united states real fuckin hard rn and everyone is on edge from... *vague handwave* what we're up to rn.

either way, i think i speak for all of us when i say i hope this bumpy start smooths out quickly, that this tour goes beautifully, and that iv gets well soon and the audience lets him know they miss him

xoxo joey sleeptokenpuppy

Honestly your second point is why I don’t want to say cursed or bring up omens cuz like. We in the US are ALSO side eyeing and on edge and REALLY NEED THIS TO GO WELL SO IF THINGS COULD STOP GOING POORLY????

It’s not a sign of things to come!!! It’s just a series of events not going well!!! ITS FINE!!!

It’s all gonna be ok! Muri is gonna get their stuff ivy is gonna bounce back tour is gonna be great and I am not going to witness a civil war in my lifetime………..

[robin-5-technically]

yeah better knees...

look, are you sure youre ok? im not gonna push you if youre not ready, but you know you can talk to people if you need it. caring doesnt make you any less of a hero... but you know that, right?

🐌

I am aware. Cease your redundant concerns, snail.

[lesbiantrish]

@sleepyjim want to hang out i am so lonely

[sillylittleguytime]

i have…made a mistake

[rebelandrichgirl]

curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D

Let AO3 decide!

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[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[lemonlurkrr]

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[justghostthings]

Being disgustingly perverted is also actually extremely romantic

[m-oshun]

Hobie

[guavi]

you're being . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁silly . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

last panel without text bubbles under the cut

the room originally just had some shelves in the sketch but then i got carried away with plants, oops

[dukeofdadykes]

Finally got around to watching I saw the tv glow and I’ve had an incomprehensible sense of dread ever since 🙂‍↕️

[lesbiantrish]

what if we watched empires smp together jk jk aha unless…

[toxooz]

also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅

if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog

[trashiiplant]

offers more content and skedaddles

+ struggling

[thedeerus]

herta should pay us more for cosplaying akivili