#ah big brother is coming give him a sec

[ratatatastic]

happy lundy takes exception to a legault hit that makes him spin put mario kart style and drags all the scandinavians on the ice into a scrum to me who relishes when lundy gets feisty especially during preseason games!

oh its terribly beautiful

carolina hurricanes @ florida panthers | 9.28.24

[raphael-angele]

Nico's Big Sisters

I have this headcanon that while Bianca is away, the cabins take turns looking after Nico and he gets to stay with them.

Nico, crying: Thaliaaa!!!

Thalia: Nico? What's wrong?

Nico: *incomprehensible babble*

Thalia: Okay, okay, calm down. Tell me what happened

Nico, pointing to some Hermes kids: Tho- Those boys stole Three.

Thalia: *looks over at the Hermes kids tossing around a dog stuffie with three heads*

Nico: I told them to give it back but they wont. And they kept making fun of it

Thalia, rolling up her sleeves: Just a sec

Later:

Thalia with dirt all over her and slightly bloodied fists: Here you go, Nico. *hands over Three*

Nico: YAAAAY! THANK YOU, THALIA!

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Nico: Reyna...

Reyna: Yes, Nico?

Nico: I fell down the track and I scraped my knee and hands *shows his hands*

Reyna, sees his injuries: Aww, c'mon let's go get them treated.

Dakota: OW! FUCK! REYNA! ONE OF THE HUNTERS JUST SHOT ME ON THE SHOULDER WITH AN ARROW

Reyna: WALK IT OFF!

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If Zoë lived:

Bianca: Zoë

Zoë: Bianca, hello.

Bianca: You remember my little brother, Nico.

Zoë: Oh, yes, of course. Nice to see you again, little one

Nico, standing next to Bianca: *shyly waves*

Bianca: Nico made something for you. *whispers to Nico* come on, you can give it to her.

Nico, slowly approaches her: *hands over a jar of paper stars*

Zoë: *takes jar of paper stars*

Nico: Thank you for looking after my sister

Zoë: Well, you're very welcome, Nico. This is a very beautiful gift.

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Nico, entering the Aphrodite Cabin: Piper...

Piper: Hm? Oh, hey, Nico. What's up?

Nico, shyly whispers to her: Can you make me look pretty?

Piper: Why do you want me to make you look pretty?

Nico, fidgeting with his fingers: Will asked me out on a date

Piper and almost all of the Aphrodite Cabin: *gasp*

Piper: Alright girls, we got a code Apollo! Let's move! Move! Move! Let's get this baby ready for his first date!

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Annabeth: Alright. C'mon, Nico. Time for bed

Nico: Aw, okay. *climbs into bed*

Annabeth, sitting beside him: What story do you want me to read to you today?

Nico: We haven't finished the one about the big cat, the mean old lady, and the box yet.

Annabeth: ...you mean The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe?

Nico: Mhm. We stopped when Edmund went to the mean old lady's castle.

Annabeth: Ah! Then The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe it is!

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Nico: Rachel!

Rachel: Oh, hey, Nico. Did you need something?

Nico: No, not really. I was making something and Percy said that you might like it. *hands over a box*

Rachel: *takes box and opens it* What is it?

Nico: It's paint! The Demeter kids let me plant sometimes in their garden and I get the flowers and I made them into paint!

Rachel:

Nico: See? The blue one is from Morning Glory flowers, the red one is made from Roses, the yellow one is made out of Marigolds, the orange one is made from Poppies, the purple one is made from the Lilacs, and the green one I made from Leaves!

Rachel:

Nico: :D Do you like it?

Rachel: This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever given me ༼☯﹏☯༽

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Mark, training Nico: Alright. Here's what's gonna happen. You want a candy bar?

Nico: *nods*

Mark: It's on that table over there. *points to table behind him* To get it, you need to get past me first.

Nico:

Mark: Now, I'm bigger than you. So you need to be smart and think of how-

Nico: *punches Mark in the groin, and pushes him to the side, then goes over to the candy bar*

Mark, on the floor, clutching his groin: Oh, good gods!

Nico, can't open the candy bar: *goes over to Clarisse and shows her the candy bar* Open, please

Clarisse:

Nico: (´｡• ◡ •｡`)

Later during Capture the Flag:

Clarisse: Alright, listen up! If anyone wants to mess with this kid, know that he is under my protection. You wanna mess with him, you go through me first!

Nico: *holding Clarisse's hand, eating a candy bar*

[discotenny]

Pet-Names (hypmic)

What nicknames your partner would call you :3 Featuring EVERYONE(except Rei cause I don't write for him woahosoohosp) !!! THIS IS A BIG ONE RAHHHHHH

Mentions of “during intimacy" in Ramuda's section but no explicit smut. Everyone has attached drabbles :3

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Buster Bros

Ichiro

He's such a babe guy OHHHH my goodness he's such a babe guy. Maybe he'll throw a baby in there too but he throws out babe like it's your second name. It sounds so sweet and casual coming from his mouth you can just hear the smile dripping from it.

"Babe, come here for a sec!" Ichiro calls from the kitchen. With a hm in reply, you come in and see him doing nothing but stand there. You go to ask him why he called you over- only for him to bring you into a warm hug. "I just wanted to hug you baby," he says, kissing your cheeks as you chuckle.

Jiro

Jiro strikes me as the type to only call you cute nicknames as a ploy to get you annoyed. He'll snicker as he calls you his 'pookie little sunshine bear' in front of all your friends and run away cackling as you chase him down. In private he'll be more soft- picking up 'babe' just like his brother calls you.

"Hey darling little sweetie pumpkin bear pie?" He asks you with the most innocent eyes and you glare at him with the fury of a thousand suns. Your friends laugh behind you and you make a promise to get him back later. Later comes with you tickling him with no mercy in the confines of his bedroom. Through fits of laughter and cries he yells, "Babe! Babe! Stop! Please!" Too bad though, maybe he shouldn't have been such a dick :P

Saburo

He's into the classics. More so- he simply calls you by your name cause he's a bit too embarrassed to call you anything else. Once he tried to call you 'babe' like he's heard his brothers do but it sounded so foreign coming from his mouth he'd rather you forget it ever happened.

"H-hey, b-baabeee~" Saburo says, trying to sound suave and immediately regretting it. You're not sure you heard him correctly, sounding more like a squeaking door rather than an actual sentence. "What did you say Sabu?" "N-Nothing!"

Mad Trigger Crew

Samatoki

He calls you classy shit like doll, honey, love. He's so sickly sweet when he calls you these pet names that you can't help the fluster that comes to your cheeks whenever he says it.

You're just about to go to bed, Samatoki already laying down. He's half asleep so you try and get in without much attention. As you fix yourself in bed, his hand finds yours and he stirs in his sleep. "G'night, love," he mutters, voice husk with tiredness. He falls back asleep quickly, unaware of the warmth spreading in your smile.

Jyuto

mjmjmjmjmmhmmhmgmmg he's so annoying. He's gonna pull out all the stops in an attempt to get you flustered but he's so smug and obvious with it that it makes you laugh. I know people consider Jyuto this sex god type beast but in my mind but I cannot imagine him as anything other than a pathetic house plant type of man.

He's leaning over the counter of the bar, sliding a drink he just bought your way. "Why hello there, dream boat," His eyes watch you from behind his glasses to see if you'll give the reaction he desires. "Mmmmm, try better next time, love," you wink back at him and he flusters instead. "Wh- why can't you just play along," he sighs, adjusting his tie and looking down bashfully.

Rio

In my previous writing for Rio I had him call his partner "dear" and I think it's so applicable to him!! He's a classic type guy and him calling you dear is just fjdafjsdkfdsj cute!

At the grocery store you always have to ask him to reach for the items at the top of the shelves. Even if you can reach it yourself it's nice to see how sweet he is whenever he hands the items to you. "Ah, Rio can you grab that pasta up there." "This one dear?" Rio perks up, holding the box in the air. "Yep! Thanks, love."

Fling Posse

Ramuda

AAAA RAMU!! He's gonna call you all the sweets. Sweetie-pie, sweetheart, sweetie, etc etc. Augh he'll even throw out a cutie in there when he's feeling like it. When in private and in intimacy, he'll call you such sweet affectionate terms like dear and love to show just how much he cares.

Ramuda hovers above you. The sheets tickle against bare skin and he intertwines your hands. "You look absolutely wonderful," he says, a smile spreading along his face. Your face flusters at the ever closening proximity between you two as he bends down. "Thank you for making my whole world, love," your lips connect within the darkness of your bedroom.

Gentaro

In public, he'll call you the most complex, cutesy, annoying nicknames when referring to you. Just cause he likes the reaction of the people around him- looks of ludicrousness and cringe. In private, he's not the type to pull a 'baby' or 'honey'. But he is the type to pull out daarin, which translates similarly to "my darling."

Gentaro's awake in the early mornings of the day. While you're still in bed, he's preparing tea for the two of you to share. You start to wake when he sets up a table beside you. "Ah, good morning, my darling," he greets you with a warm smile.

Dice

Similarly to Ichi, Dice is also a babe guy. He's always calling you with the widest smile on his face and a cheery tone to show just how much he cares. He totally calls you babe on social media whenever he posts you two like the sicko he is.

Your phone rings in your pocket and a smile comes on your face when you see the caller. "Hey? What's up?" You say to your boyfriend on the other line. "Baaaaabe-" he starts off and you roll your eyes playfully. "Can you pick me up? I don't have enough money left for the train fair..." "Of course, baby," you say. In reply you get a bunch of fast paced thank yous and smoochie noises over the phone.

Matenrou

Jakurai

He calls you angel cause you're his angel <3. His light in life, the star in his sky. He's such a sickly sweet romantic it's gross and yucky BLAH !

It was a hot day in Shinjuku and you were sitting in front of the house fan, trying to cool yourself off. Home alone for the time being, Jakurai was expected to come back with takeout. It was wayyyy to hot to fire up the stove. As if on cue, the door opens and Jakurai holds a teddy bear patterned reusable bag filled with cold soba and iced drinks. Still in the doorway he calls out to you, "I'm home, angel!"

Hifumi

Hifumi's the type to default to a lot of food based pet names. Pudding, honey, pumpkin, sugar, etc etc. He never calls you these in public, instead calling you by name around people. But in private, he's happy to call you all the sickly sweet food based names he can think of!

Doppo's out of the apartment today and you're visiting your boyfriend. He's cooking up a meal as you sit by him, talking about your day. "Ah yeah, the trains were closed earlier- something about flooding cause of the rain yesterday..." you say, fiddling with a cup of water. "Did you take a cab instead then, honey-bun?" Hifumi doesn't even look at you as he says the term of endearment, focused on the hot pan in front of him. It just spills out so naturally, alongside the accompanying smile on his face.

Doppo

Doppo doesn't really use nicknames- also finding it embarrassing when they slip past his lips. Though, deep down he really really really wants to call you these names! He wishes to be the type that can call his lover baby, love, dear, sweetie, etc etc. Though, they only really slip out when he gets a bit toooo tipsy.

Doppo's head rests on your shoulder on the train ride home. You, as the designated guide for both Doppo and Hifumi after you three went out drinking in the streets of Shinjuku, held onto their arms as you tried to stop them from collapsing on the floor. Doppo murmurs, trying to bat your hand away from holding onto Hifumi in annoyance. "Mmmmm, baby stop holding onntoo him you- HIC- you're mine..." Doppo nuzzles himself into your neck. You silently thank the late night as the train car was basically empty at this time. "I'm the love of yer life... not him..." It'd be a cute memory if Hifumi didn't vomit on the floor as soon as you stepped out the station.

Bad Ass Temple

Kuko

Kuko thinks of you as his little baby, no matter how annoying as it may come off. He loves being really cutesy with you, calling you his baby wherever he can. He's just silly like that!

You're sweeping the floor around his family's temple- gathering the falling leaves that come with the new season. You originally came to hang out with your boyfriend but he was no where to be found (probably procrastinating on sweeping the floor). The quietness is nice, you decide as you enjoy the peaceful change of pace. When a heavy presence hugs you from the back you start attacking it with the broom. "AHHHHH! BABY NO! BABY STOP WHAT ARE- OW! OW!" Kuko screams, disrupting the peace from before.

Jyushi

He's so cute I love him. He calls you all the terms of endearment relating to beauty, handsomeness, etc etc. If you're fem he'll call you princess (HE'S SUCH A PRINCESS GUY RIGHT GUYS???). But his general petname for you no matter your gender is gonna be 'dear.' Cause he's just so cute like that.

After one of his concerts you meet him backstage. He jumps into your arms, still in his stage uniform and makeup. But still, he’s your Jyushi. And your Jyushi peppers kisses all over your face as soon as you find some alone time. “Did you see me? Did you think I looked totally cool up there dear?” He’s excited, riding off the high from his performance. He’s smiling, radiating and you can’t help but reply with a yes, of course.

Hitoya

He's like Jyuto in he intentionally tries to be suave but unlike Jyuto, he actually succeeds. He calls you cutie cause he just thinks you're so adorable- all the time.

Its' the morning and he's about to leave. You fix his tie at the door, something he always chides you for doing for but never actually stops you from doing. It's a quiet morning and you fill the air with a hum. "And... all done, Mr. Bigshot Lawyer." A break from mundane routine, Hitoya hugs you and brings his face to your neck, speaking into it. "Thanks, cutie." You push him out the door before he can tease you about the flush on your cheeks.

Dotsuitare Hompo

Sasara

SASARAA MY BABY MY BABY. Out of the goodness of my heart, totally unbiased, Sasara is a total romantic UGH. He's the type to pull shit like "my partner," "my baby," "my love," UGHHHHHH I love him.

He comes home slurred, tipsy from a night of celebration with Rosho and Rei. Dotsuitare Hompo just passed their qualifying match to compete in the DRB and they couldn't be more excited. Sasara's drunken state results in 3 things- him struggling to open the door to your shared home, him buying you a several gifts from his night out, and him dropping several gifts on the floor as he tries to open the door. You hear commotion outside and open the door hesitantly. "Hello...?" You call, before you see your partner at the other side. "My baby!" Sasara screams, pulling you outside into a hug.

Rosho

Rosho's a pretty simple man. He doesn't want to overdo it with nicknames (unlike someone he knows) and he doesn't want to be so closed off you question his affection for you. He defaults to a simple "love" when referring to or from you- because that's all he feels for you.

He's grading papers and muttering to himself as he corrects the wrongs and praises the rights. Rosho's hand is in his hair as he whispers to himself. You walk into the living room, where he sits on the floor in front of the TV. Frowning at the messy state you find your partner in so late at night, you sit down beside him rest your head on his shoulder. "Ah- hello there, love," he smiles, a hand coming to your head to pat it. "Rest well."

Rei 404 NOT FOUND !!

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Long post, even longer taglist :3 Have this to fill the void between posts ehe

[myeagleexpert]

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You know those important parts where you use the highlighter to highlight something important? So, my dear player, that's what we have here. Some interactions between the characters x yuu and the interactions between them that make me think a lot about the character they are!

Pt1: Heartslabul - Savanaclaw - Octavielle ( You're here!)

Pt2: Scarabia - Igynia - Pomefiore - Diasonia ( Loading...)

Wₕₐₜ ₐᵣₑ yₒᵤ dₒᵢₙg ₕₑᵣₑ? ₜₕₑ Qᵤₑₑₙ wᵢₗₗ cᵤₜ ₒff yₒᵤᵣ ₕₑₐd!

"Trey enthusiastically said he’s going to bake a strawberry tart for my birthday party. Make sure you come to eat some too. …Well, it not like it’s a Rule of the Queen of Hearts or anything"- Birtday Union

"Thank you for coming to celebrate my birthday. …Eh? You’ve hidden my present somewhere in the Heartslabyul dormitory? I see now. The answer to the riddle on this card must reveal the location of the present. Heh, you’ve sure come up with something rather interesting. Well, since you’ve gone through the trouble of planning this for me, I suppose I’ll just have to play along."- Birtday Union

"You are as energetic as ever today, I see. No, this isn’t any sort of rebuke. I truly do hope to see you enjoying my birthday party to the fullest."- Birthday Union

((he deserves to have more light and fun moments, and eat lots of strawberry pies))

"Don't worry, if you get lost, I'll come searching for you. I'm pretty used to looking after my siblings, so I'm sure I'll find you quickly."- Playfull Dress

"Thanks for celebrating my birthday. But I have to say, I wasn't expecting you to have my gift delivered to my dorm like that. You should have just handed it to me directly, since we were meeting up, anyway. Was I shocked? Well, yes... Ah, so it was supposed to be a surprise present! Haha, oh man. You're always finding ways to startle me."- Platinum Jacket

"Riddle’s got a pretty tight handle on everything, there’s not much for me to do as his Vice Dorm Leader. I’m basically just here as decoration." - Cerimonial Robes

"You want to take a picture of me? You’re the record keeper, so just do as you like. …It’s more nerve-wracking if you know you’re being watched, you know?"- Outdoor wear

"Oh, good timing. Help me carry these dishes. Of course, there’s some for you and grim too."- Outdoor Wear

"Hm, you want a scarf? Well... Oh, maybe if I ask Sam, he can lend you a spare one. Just wait a sec."- New Year Attire

"Do you have any plans for the winter this year? If not, what if you got a temp job at a cake shop...? Haha, I'm just kidding."- New Year Attire

((he's so big brother material, I love these little moments of him being so attentive))

"Amusement parks are so rad～! Why don't we take a selfie together right here at the gate? Think of it as the first of many to remember today!"- Playfull Dress

"Oh hey, think you'd want any popcorn? If so, tell me your favorite flavor. Your boy Cay-kun'll get it for you."- Playfull Dress

"Thanks for coming to celebrate my birthday! I’m super stoked! You’re gonna give me whatever I want for my birthday? Well, if you say that… it might make me want to ask for something huge. I’m kidding, don’t worry! How about we go skateboarding together? We can do some sweet tricks and post some pictures online!"- Birthday Union

" “#Birthday #NRCUnionJacket #SpecialMadeForCay-kun” …You know I totally gotta brag about today’s special outfit!"- Birthday Union

" Why are you looking at me like that while petting the tsum? You’re making Cay-kun feel so conflicted～"- Tsum Event

"Pfft, your hair is all over the place from all the wind. Sooo laaame… Eh, mine, too!?"- Playfull Dress

"The whole point of birthdays is definitely the presents. So what did you get your dearest friend Ace-kun, then?"- Birthday Bloom

"I’m good with not dating anyone yet. 'Sides, I’m already busy looking after you lot."-Suitor Suit

"A word of warning. Until I say it’s safe to, deeefinately don’t look up at the ceiling… Juuuust kidding! Haha, did that scare you?"- Halloween

"The basketball club's most promising rookie has arrived! You better not take your eyes off my fresh plays, 'kay?"- Club Wear ((He's a little shit, but I'd root for him in the front row))

"Practicing passes with Floyd is basically a matter of life and death. But that's 'cause he's always throwing them at breakneck speeds!"-Club Wear

"Hey, we should all play basketball together sometime soon. If we invite Deuce or whoever, we can probably get a 3-on-3 game goin'.-" Club Wear

"Are you going to come cheer for me at my next track meet? Then, I definitely can't do anything uncool. Just you wait and see how I do!"- Club wear

"You want me to show you the awards I've gotten from my track meets? You bet! I was hoping I'd get to show you."- Club Wear

"I bet if you, me, and Grim just go ham talking about all that happened today when we get back to school… Ace’ll get crazy jealous."- Rabbit wear

"I think I was able to help my mom feel a bit of relief. And that’s because you all came with me, so, thanks."- Rabbit wear

"I can’t believe you’re here to wish me a happy birthday… Today’s such an amazing day. …Oh, shoot. I definitely have some kind of weird look on my face right now, don’t I? Sorry, I just got so happy I couldn’t help this wide grin. Anyway, thanks so much, Prefect! I’ll make sure to keep doing my best to be someone deserving of your celebrations!"-Birthday Union

((he is my good little boy, I love him, Deuce you live in my heart))

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"They got bone-in meat to eat right there, and you still order the salad. And that's why you're a herbivore."- Playfull Dress

"You don't have to call my name over and over again, I hear you. I'm just staying silent so I don't ruin all your amusement park excitement."- Playfull Dress ((Are we going to delude ourselves and dream that he was admiring us the whole time? Yes))

"A horror attraction? Sure, I'll tag along with you for that, 'cause I bet I'll get to hear some good screams from you herbivores."- Playfull Dress

"You have my utmost gratitude for such a splendid celebration. …There, I thanked you. I’m not saying it again."- Birtday Boy

"You want to make me happy? Hahah! What fine intentions coming from a herbivore. I’m looking forward to it."- Birthday Boy

"Sneaking up behind me like that, were you attempting to surprise me? Aah, my bad. I’ll pretend I didn’t notice, so go on, continue."- Birthday Boy

"You’re just going to carry drinks around and not even toast with me? Hey, bring a glass for yourself too."- Birtday Boy

"Did this sword catch your eye? The motif of the hilt seems to be a jellyfish. I can let you borrow it, but don’t swing it around."- Halloween ((Would you also have a jar of dirt too? Asking a friend))

"You can’t trust someone who smiles all the time, like Jade. Usually guys like me end up being the more trustworthy ones, you know?"- Halloween

"Doesn’t matter who the opponent is. The only one deserving a win is me"- Beastly Garb

"Magic is strictly forbidden in Catch the Tail. Maybe I’ll train you up for the next one… I kid, this ain’t ever happening again."- Beastly Garb

"Back home, there were a ton of people who took issue with my sense of fashion. You wouldn’t do that to me, hmm?"- Gala Couture

"The rich folks from the Scalding Sands are much richer than royal families in other countries. If you want to butter someone up, you’d have better luck with Kalim"- Gala Couture

"Well, aren’t you super meticulous on something as simple as a cake cutting. I don’t really care how you do it, but just get it done before tomorrow comes."- Blooming Birthday

" I had Cater delete all the pictures he took. Obviously, I asked him nicely. Yeah, that’s right, I’m such a shy boy."- Blooming Birthday

"If you’re going to act all high and mighty, I’m going to expect something grand from you, y'know? So hurry up and bring out my present, already."- Blooming Birthday

"Wouldn’t ya believe it, Vil gave me a sewing kit. Something this special deserves to be shoved in the far back of a drawer for posterity."- Blooming Birthday

"If it’s survival, leave it to me! My experience is different from all the other guys."- Outdoor Wear

" You wanna know the trick to fishing? Hmmー …How ‘bout I trade you for those nuts you’ve got in your hand?"- Outdoor Wear ((What nuts? THESENUT--))

"Grim-kun stole your food? Guess it can’t be helped, here, I’ll share my grilled fish with you. Now you owe me one! Shishishi〜"- Outdoor Wear

"Shishishi, you totally remembered my birthday, right?"- Union Birthday ((It's marked on my calendar, my hyena))

"Thanks for celebratin’ my birthday with me! Since it’s my big day, we should go grab some grub and… Ah! Oh noooooo, this is sooooo terrible, I forgot my wallet… I guess I can’t buy… Eh, you’ll treat me? Really? Maan, it’s really great having such a generous junior like you! C'mon, let’s go, let’s go. Shishishi～" - Union Birthday

"Can’t believe a talkin’ portrait wished me a happy birthday… ’S not something I woulda ever been able to imagine happenin’ to me while I lived in the slums."- Union Birthday

"The guys in the magical shift club gave me some powdered sports drinks. I love gettin’ practical gifts like that!"- Union Birthday

" If you’re gonna come check out our practice, make sure you bring us refreshments! Like sports drinks, nutritional jelly drinks, or even doughnuts!"- Club Wear

"My nickname “Disc Thief” is pretty well-known, so maybe I might get scouted by some pro team with their eye on me… Nah, that’d be too good to be true."- - Club Wear

"We can hear Leona’s voice pretty good even when we got noisy spectators durin’ a game. Guess lions just got a healthier roar to ‘em." - Club Wear

"Even if you can’t use magic, you can still join our club. We got a ton of stuff for a manager to get done!" - Club Wear

(Leona simps… do you think his snores are loud too? And during… NO I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT)

"Hey, are you here to celebrate my birthday? Thanks for coming all this... Wait, you just wanted me to show you my homework? Do you own homework! Geez, don't mislead me like that... ...What is this box? Is it a present? O-Oh. Then, I'll gladly take it... Hey, you didn't do all this just to get a kick out of how I'd react, right?" -Platinum Jacket

"Ah, you wasted no time in coming. …You’re not scheming to horseplay around on my birthday, are you?" - Union Bithday

"You want me to take a picture of in this outfit and send it to my family? …Well, I guess that’s fine. Th-Then… please take one for me." - Union Bithday

"Thanks for the birthday wishes. …Something I hope for in the coming year? I want to grow some more. Eh? I’m already big enough? …I’m not talking about my height! I mean I want to mature more. Whenever you’re around I end up feeling so dazed. It must mean I’m relaxed around you. Thanks." - Union Bithday

((i mean… he's already our big boy… I hope the wolf form grows bigger and bigger too, my cute puppy))

((I feel like Yuu feels lighter and more playful around Jack, to the point of making pranks and having fun together <3))

ɐɐǝs ǝɥʇ ɹǝpu∩ ɐɐǝs ǝɥʇ ɹǝpu∩

"Oh my, I see how your eye shines so... If you've taken a liking to that painting, I shall order a reproduction for you. At a discounted price, of course." - Platinum Jacket

"Young love is wonderful. There is no end to the troubles that come from it, so it's quite a favorable emotion for those of us who impart counsel." - Platinum Jacket

"Laying out on the beach to watch the sunset is actually rather lovely, isn't it?"- Beach Wear

" The water around this island is unbelievably delightful. The water is warm and there are no predators. It is a far cry from my hometow."-Beach Wear

"If I were to describe the Coral Sea in one word, it would be "vast." If you ever decide to visit for a vacation, you may come to regret it. "- Beach Wear

"What could you possibly... ...Oh, it's you. I thought it may have been Stitch-san coming to pester me once again."- Beach Wear

"You may leave it to me to lead us in this dance. Allow me to show you just how much effort I've put forth."-Masquerade Dress

"You wish me to take your picture? Of course, I don't mind whatsoever. Now, what should I ask for in return?"- Masquerade Dress

"Oh, my, are you sharing your pastries with me? I would be elated to take some off your hands. It is rather nice that I can try so many in smaller portions."-Masquerade Dress

" What is it? Eh, oh, I look good in this outfit? ...Fufufu, whatever are you scheming? Please, do tell."-Masquerade Dress

"Jade poured this tea as his gift to me. Only... He had this strangely good-natured smile on his face as he did so. ...Would you care to drink it?"- Bloom Birthday ( you littl-)

"I don't understand why candles are inserted into the cake... Sure, it's lovely to see the flames dance in the dark, but it ruins the cake's presentation when it comes time to eat it." -Bloom Birthday

"Something I would like? ...Then, please sing a birthday song for me. Come, you'll sing for me, won't you?"-Bloom Birthday

"Azul can grant any wish," they say. ...Would you like to see if the rumors are true?- Ceremonial Wear

and this duo dialogue? BOYYY

Azul: I am so honored to be paired with you, Jamil-san.

Jamil: Get moving instead of just flapping your lips, Azul.

(suck this up octoponk)

"Down in the ocean depths, the Sea Witch's favorite lipstick is very popular. The container is even shaped like a seashell... I recall gifting it to my mother once, as well."- New Year ((I have a wish for my birthday present, and I think you do too))

 "Do go on, Tsum-san, do whatever you please. It's alright, I shall be watching over you."- Tsumsitter ((Go ahead little creature, spread chaos, I'll be admiring your work))

"Allow me to show you how wonderous the mountains truly are. I do so hope that you will want to join the Mountain Lovers Club afterwards."- Outdoor Wear

"I brought along a very large backpack, but it is mostly empty. That is so that I will be able to bring home some of the nature's bounty as souvenirs."- Outdoor Wear

"It is more crucial to use your intellect when it comes to potionology, rather than magic. Since you have no magical abilities, don't you think this would be the perfect subject for you?"- Lab Wear

"Could you tell me your favorite dish? It may be a good addition for the Mostro Lounge menu."- Lab Wear

"Have you ever heard the phrase "haste makes waste"? ...Never mind, how foolish of me to ask."- Lab Wear

"In the Mountain Lovers Club I founded, we study the flora that we've collected. ...Oh, does this pique your interest?""- Lab Wear

"May I help you? ...I'm afraid it is somewhat difficult to continue exercising when you're staring at me so intensely."- Pe Education

"You are quite... No, nevermind. You do realize that courage and recklessness are two different things entirely, yes?"- Pe Education

"You wish to climb Moln Mountain? I understand how you must feel, but... Snowy mountains are quite dangerous. It may be better for you to build up your climbing experience little by little first."- Apple Boa

((I don't know about you, but Jade's sentences wander from a nice person to someone suspicious)) ((Do you want to know something? Everything that comes out of his mouth is a trap, suspicious as hell))

"Here, Shrimpy-chan, you can have my fries. Nah, you don't gotta thank me. I just couldn't finish 'em 'cause I just slathered something spicy all over it." - Playfull Dress

" Y'know, I really like big and hefty shoes like these～ I love the way they make big, strong stompy sounds when I walk～" - Playfull Dress

"My shoes and jacket sparkles just like scales! Humans have it so good～ They can just swap up their scales whenever they want just by changing clothes." - Platinum Jacket

Beach Wear Vignette - Dialogue

Floyd: 'Cause, I mean, if someone tells you not to do something, doesn't it just make you want to do it more?

Stitch: Yahahahaha!

Floyd: My pops and mama always told us that it was dangerous for us kids to go by ourselves, so we shouldn't go near it.

Stitch: Grrr, rargh!

Floyd: Hmm? Oh, it's nothing like that. That whole thing where the humans and merfolk were afraid of each other is stuff from a long, long time ago.

Floyd: Folks've been comin' and goin' between the land and sea for a while now, ever since the mermaid princess married that human prince.

"Aha. I'm all ready to go, but is the party ready for me?"- Bloom Birthday ((Chaotic child detected))

"Ah, hey, it's Koebi-chan. So you're gonna give me whatever I want as a present? Then, tell me a fun story you know from up here on the surface. ...What, you weren't expecting me to ask for somethin' intangible? I mean, this is waaay better than getting somethin' I don't need. But I ain't gonna let it slide if you tell me a boring story. Mmkay, you can go ahead and start now～"-Bloom Birthday

"Maaan, passing practice is so boring 'cause it's too easy. Koebi-chan, wanna play 1 on 1 with me? I'll go a little bit easy on you"- Club Wear

"Hm, I don't see your mouth watering. You saying my food tastes bad?"- Apprentice Chef

"I make a ton of grilled sandwiches. I ain't got a recipe or anything. Just toss in some leftovers and grill 'em and you're done."- Apprentice Chef

"Jade'll put shiitake mushrooms in pretty much anything, so I got to the point that just lookin' at 'em pisses me off."- Apprentice Chef

" You make real great-lookin' faces when you're eating, Shrimpy. Didja like my cooking? 'Kay, then next time, I'll make you something even better."- Apprentice Chef (( PLEASE DO ))

" Next time, you should go up on stage, Koebi-chan. I'll be expectin' a fun show."- Port Wear

" Ehhh, my ribbon's crooked? I don't have a mirror, so I can't see it... Shrimpy-chan, why don'tcha fix it nicely for me?"- Platinum Jacket

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Every like, repost and comment is very welcome and appreciated. ♥

[monimccoythings]

Wedding crashers part 1

I'm going to make this a pre-Cocoyashi village AU. This may have several parts. I haven't decided yet the length.

tagged: @karma-reader

So, you couldn't say you were entirely on board with this wedding. Your parents came from one of the richest families in all East Blue, and of course, they just wanted to boost up their prestige by marrying one of their children into another of the biggest families.

Your would be suitor was a despicable man, cruel, violent, greedy, snobbish and frivolous that only saw you as another trophy to add to his collection. You found him disgusting. As you stood in front of the mirror in your wedding dress your mind was brainstorming different ways to run away and never be found again.

How could you have expected that luck would be mostly on your side that day, when an entire crew of fishman pirates stormed the wedding venue, to the horror of the guests.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟

After suffering those humilliating defeats at the hands of a human Vice-Admiral and his own sworn brother, Arlong decided that the only way he could fulfill his ambitions and desires of revenge against humanity was settling down in the weakest sea of all.

He wanted to start big, he wanted the humans there to know fear. So when the annoucement of a wedding between two of the most influential and richest families was revealed, he saw his opportunity.

The hired security team stood no chance against his brothers' raw strength. Soon they were all at their mercy. As they took everything they wanted and more, Arlong took a walk around the opulent halls of the wedding venue. Humans always liked to flaunter their power and wealth to the world, so disgusting.

At first, the only reason he had come there was to steal and scare the humans into submission. But when he opened the door to your room and saw you there in your wedding dress, looking all ravishing and innocent, a more diabolical plan started forming in his head.

"My, my, what a beautiful little present we have here. All ready to be unwrapped." You took a couple of steps backwards, and he followed, his smile, full of sharp teeth turning predatory. Without warning, he scooped you up and hauled you over his brawny shoulder like a sack of potatoes, completely ignoring your feeble kicks and screams.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟

Okay, maybe you had spoken too soon when you had said you would do anything to get out of that wedding. As the pirate captain dragged you back to his ship, you felt the fishmen's hate filled stares and wondered how you would get out of that situation alive.

The captain roughly threw you in the floor and sat in what looked to be a throne. You glared at him with as much bravery as you could muster, despite your body trembling like a leaf. He let out a low chuckle. "Ah, Princess, don't be looking at me like that. It's really nothing personal, just business. If you are a good girl and your beloved groom and parents play their part, you'll be out of here in a sec."

"W-what do you want?" He seemed to ponder that question for a few seconds. "What do I want? Money, power, respect... Aren't those the things everyone desires even if they don't tell? I want a bargain, they pay the price I set, and I give you back in return. Everyone wins. I get the money, and you go back to your perfect fairytale wedding."

Cold sweat formed on your back at the possibility of returning to that horrible man that would be tied to you forever. "No! Please just set me free, I don't want to return. I'll pay you anything, more than they could ever pay you!"

He looked momentarily surprised at your words. But his eyes hardened again. "I'm sorry, Princess. But I don't go back on a deal, ever." With a movement of his head he signaled a manta ray fishman to get you. "Take her to her new chambers. Oh, and don't be too rough, we don't want our guest to break a nail, do we?"

As the manta ray man forcefully dragged you away, you could hear his booming laughter echoing in the halls. What would become of you??

[saorikuhara39]

July 2023 Short Story 【To You With Whom We Will Share Our Destiny Someday】

Translation by @saorikuhara39

Personal Use Only, PLEASE DO NOT REPOST

[from B'sLOG July 2023 issue: Pick Up Title - Obey Me! Nightbringer]

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Special Project - Exclusive Short Story

【To You With Whom We Will Share Our Destiny Someday】

A newly written short story which is a prequel to "Obey Me! Nightbringer", has arrived!

Check out this precious moment depicting their time together in the Celestial Realm before the Great Celestial War.

One Afternoon at the Celestial Palace

Mammon: Ahhhh! I’M BORED!!! Hey, Levi, what’cha doin’?

Leviathan: I’m counting the patterns on the ceiling... Don’t talk to me.

Mammon: Doom and gloom! That’s what y’are choosin’ for fighin’ boredom!?

Leviathan: ARGHH! Dang it! I’ve lost count!

Asmodeus: Hmm, that’s not pretty. Can't Mammon and Levi do something more dignified as angels?

Mammon: What's dignified is what you’re doin’ right now, by taking your clothes off and leavin’ ‘em all over the place!

Asmodeus: NO! That's for selecting an outfit to wear at the next festival! I’ll have to choose my dress based on the weather, the temperature, where the light is coming from at the moment when I get the most attention... everything!

Beelzebub: Why?

Asmodeus: That’s because, everyone is expecting me in the most dignified and beautiful look!

Leviathan: But your clothes are tossed all over the place. Belphie is buried under them and sleeping.

Belphegor: Zzz...Zzz...

Beelzebub: Belphie, you’ll catch a cold.

Asmodeus: AHH! Wait a sec, Beel! Don’t leave your crumbs all over my outfits!

Beelzebub: Woah, sorry. I didn’t notice. You want any, Asmo?

Asmodeus: That's not what I meant!

Leviathan: For real! I’ve been counting the patterns on the wall, and now I’ve lost count! Shut up, guys!

Mammon: What are ya, some pattern-counting expert? Haaa… How did I end up with such younger brothers?

Leviathan, Asmodeus: Huh?

Leviathan: But that’s my line???

Asmodeus: I was hoping for a cooler big brother!?

Mammon: Huh!? I'm the epitome of the cool big bro!

Leviathan: More like the epitome of uncool self-conscious idiot.

Mammon: WHAT!? Say that again, you jerk!

Leviathan: AHHH! Stop it stop it! Don’t pull me!!

Lucifer: *yawn*……

Beelzebub: Lucifer, you’re awake.

Lucifer: I woke up thanks to the noise. Beel.

Beelzebub: Got it.

Mammon, Leviathan: D’WAH!

Mammon: Beel! Put me down!

Leviathan: I give up! I give up!

Lucifer: For goodness’ sake. This is why Raphael gave me sarcastic remarks.

Beelzebub: How did he say that?

Mammon: “For goodness’ sake… Are the 7 of you really the 7 siblings? How about getting yourselves checked?”

Leviathan: Sounds a lot like him lol

Asmodeus: Hey, come to think of it. We consider all angels to be our brothers and sisters, right? So why are the 7 of us are specially known as the 7 siblings?

Lucifer: ……When Belphie was born, this is what Father told me.

He said, “There is a special bond between all of you that shares the same destiny together”.

Leviathan: I can see nothing but the worst future if I share my destiny with him!?

Mammon: Shuddup! I will not share my destiny with the one who counts the pattern on the walls!

Lucifer: Beel.

Beelzebub: Gotcha.

Mammon, Leviathan: YOWCHIEEEEEEE!

Belphegor: ……Hey, wasn’t there the 6 of us only when I was born?

Asmodeus: Ah, Belphie woke up!

Lucifer: Right. Father may have predicted that Lilith will be joining us.

Belphegor: No wonder.

Lucifer: I didn't know that at the time, so I often wondered what kind of brother the seventh-born would be.

Asmodeus: Hmm, what kind of brother do you want?

Beelzebub: I’m curious.

Lucifer: ......Someone who is full of interest and curiosity in the world and wants to know everything. Probably like books. If there's anything he doesn’t understand, he’ll ask me right away. He is full of intelligence, but he also has an unrivalled passion. It would be a pain to make him listen, but even so I will enjoy taking care of him.

Mammon: ......

Leviathan: ......

Asmodeus: ......

Beelzebub: ......

Belphegor: ......

Lucifer: ......What is it......

Asmodeus: How to put it, it’s so specific.

Mammon: Yeah, what the heck was that?

Beelzebub: My stomach is feeling a little sick.

Belphegor: It can’t be……

Leviathan: I’M NOT BEING JEALOUS!!!!

Lucifer: What’s wrong with you all? Jealous of your non-existent brother?

Lucifer: Don’t worry. Having you all to share the destiny is enough.

Mammon: Agreed much!

Leviathan: If curiosity is what you want, I’ve got it too...!

Asmodeus: Anyway Lucifer, which outfit do you think will be fit for the festival?

Beelzebub: Do you think I have an unrivalled passion?

Mammon, Leviathan: Hmm......?

Lucifer: It’s okay, Beel. Just be yourselves.

Lucifer: ......No matter where you are, as long as you can be yourselves......

Belphegor: Lucifer?

Lucifer: No, it’s nothing. Don’t mind me.

Belphegor: Okay. Lilith isn’t back yet… Michael called for you, saying that Father wants to talk to you, right?

Lucifer: Right, that's what I heard. I'll be right back.

Belphegor: Umm. ......Hey, Lucifer.

Lucifer: What?

Belphegor: I’m really glad, that we have a special bond that share our destiny.

Lucifer: ......Belphie. Hmm, that’s right.

Lucifer: Me too.

[wildflower-otome]

[Translation] Code Realize: Wintertide Miracles - Finis Short Story

Source: Code Realize Wintertide Miracles Vita/PS4 Booklet Scan Credit: Kou

Finis Beckford Short Story - Big Sister Observation Diary

‘Why not try keeping a diary?’

I was no longer the person I used to be.

And I didn’t know what kind of person to be from now on. Once I had confessed my trifling worries to Professor Frankenstein, what he had recommended to me—

….was that.

According to him, the record of one’s days, one’s memories, became your nature, and in a certain sense, your life. In his own way, he had surely seriously thought about how to solve my troubles and suggested it as one possible solution.

‘............’

As I stared at the simple notebook he had given me as I sat on my bed, I was troubled.

‘...What should I do about this…’

I knew what the word ‘diary’ meant.

My problem was, I could not think of anything at all to write about. This place was a mansion deep in the forest, located in a remote region. What was I supposed to write about, in such a place as this…..

‘At the very least, not something vague, like my routine. If I have a clear subject in mind—’

As I grumbled to myself, I heard a small, unassuming knock at my door.

‘—Finis? Breakfast is ready. Come downstairs before it gets cold, alright?’

A good idea came to mind as I heard the voice from the other side of the door.

That’s it, I didn’t need to force myself to write down things about me.

On the first page, I wrote down the title of my diary.

— “Today’s Big Sister”

*

A certain day on a certain month. 8AM.

The breakfast food my sister had made was laid out on the table in the dining room. When I asked her, apparently it was food made in the style of a foreign country. Sometimes my big sister challenged herself with making such unusual types of food.

‘.....Big sister, it’s only the fish on your plate that looks way too burnt. You don’t need to be considerate in such a weird way. C’mon, if we divide the one that’s cooked properly in half….’

‘No, it’s fine. I made it this way because this is how I wanted to eat it.’

‘You should just make normal food that’s easy to make…..though, even then there are times you mess up and can’t make it turn out right, to put it bluntly, aren’t you being reckless?’

‘I-I think one shouldn’t close oneself off from an opportunity to learn.’

Somehow, it didn’t seem as if she intended on giving up.

What could be motivating her to go to such lengths…..?

*

Same Day, 10AM

When I returned to the living room after having finished sweeping and cleaning the garden area my sister was nowhere to be seen. Wonder if she’s taking a day nap…..while thinking this, as I returned to my room on the second floor in order to take a break myself-

The window in my room—

There was already someone there, their body half-hanging out of it, about to fall.

‘Wait a sec-.....! Sister-!?’

‘Ah, F-Finis! I’d be happy if you wouldn’t mind helping me…..’

I grabbed hold of her clothes and pulled as hard as I could.

Ah, the difference in our heights I was so resentful of.

But even so, I kept holding my ground— and at last, almost getting tangled up on the floor together, I pulled her up.

‘What the hell were you doing….!? No way you’re gonna tell me you’ve gotten suicidal all of a sudden!?’

‘S-Sorry. I saw some dirt on the window when I was looking at it from the outside, so I was trying to clean it….’

‘....Haah. Well, at least nothing serious happened.’

Seeing her look so down and apologetic made it difficult for me to criticise her any further. I told myself that it wasn’t as if my sister’s clumsiness was anything new.

*

…..From here on, it seems as if I could fill an entire book if I wrote everything down in detail, so I shall note down everything that happened to my sister today as succinctly as possible.

Same Day. 3PM

‘I already told you. I came here with my brother today, so I can’t show you the way there myself directly. Ah, but when he does come back, I might be able to consider-’

‘Ah sheesh, what are you doing, big sister….!!’

While we were out shopping in town.

I grabbed the hand of my sister who had become surrounded by a group of guys the moment I took my eyes off her and left.

Same Day.  4PM

‘This tea is at a really reasonable price….Eh? This one tastes better? But the price is a bit….it’s delicious enough that it’s worth it? Cheaper in a set…..? I-I see….This might be a good deal then….’

‘Aaaah….give me a break, Sis!!’

It was the same when we went downtown.

Having fallen for their obvious high pressure sales tactics, she still seemed reluctant to leave as I grabbed her hand and took her out of the store.

*

—Same day. Midnight.

‘Hmm…..feels like I’ve done nothing but fill this book up with harsh things about Sis….’

At the same time as the date changed.

Having finished summarizing the first day of my diary at my desk, I sighed.

As I looked at it again, I got a headache thinking of my sister’s complete carelessness.

She should have been a fundamentally intelligent person, so then why was it all coming to nothing…..I thought of many different things and became depressed.

‘Maybe I’ll go and drink some water…..’

In consideration of my sister who might be sleeping, I headed for the kitchen as quietly as possible. However….once I saw the light leaking from there, I realised the person I had been being considerate about was there, not sleeping.

I softly tried opening the door.

My sister was quietly muttering something while opening a notebook that was a size larger than my own. Her expression looked so serious, it felt a little difficult to call out to her—that I unintentionally ended up staying where I was.

‘—It didn’t seem as if today’s breakfast was to his liking. Next time, should I try making some French home cooking….? I wonder if Finis would prefer food made using sweet ingredients more….’

—Startled at hearing my own name, I caught my breath.

‘That’s it. He helped me out a lot today….I’ll bake some muffins. I did almost fall, but I was able to clean his window, just barely. I wonder if the view from Finis’ room is better now….But, I am sorry about almost buying too much tea. Even if it was the brand Finis likes—’

That was all I heard of her soliloquy.

‘...............’

I quietly moved away from the door.

I returned to my room as soundlessly as possible.

‘....What is wrong with her? All the things she thinks about and does, they’re all for me.’

I took the diary I had thoughtlessly put down, and opened it to the page where I had written down today’s events.

“I’m concerned about what will happen in the future if my sister doesn’t become a bit more reliable—”

To continue what I had written on the last page, I took out my pen and added one more line.

“Well….I suppose she’s important to me because she’s like that. To make up for it, I can just be the reliable one in her place!’

[boreal-sea]

Hellraiser 1 live blogging

Summary: That was fucking fun. Amazing special effects, fun plot, characters I liked, and just all around absolutely deserving of its place as a horror classic.

that seems like a sweaty way to solve a box

Oh this is a fun place, look, a face!

So this guy has a brother he hasn't seen in ages.

Julia doesn't like the house. Rocky marriage, too. This weird house isn't gonna help lol. Ew, buggies. I do appreciate older movies using real bugs. Larry! Come look! A terrifying... mattress?

Frank is the brother I guess.

Then who is phone?

Kirstie has found a room, a room better than a creepy house.

Oh no, scary sex party photos. He was kinda handsome tho. Are you stealing that photo, Julia? Naughty.

Hey mover dude, stop leering.

Hello again Kirstie. Hello, ominous bridge. Hello, ominous bushes and trees. Hello ominous farmhouse.

"This is a big house" I've seen like 3 rooms so far.

"Her mother's dead". Lol. I'd heard that line before.

Julia, you got the hots for the broooo. I would also be kinda seduced by brother frank out in the rain.

Julia isn't concerned with you, Kirstie, she has an old photo to make out with. And to stand ominously at the top of the stairs with.

Now for ze attic. And erotic memories. Nice. I think? She seems into it, sort of? Kinda hard to tell, but modern-day her is totally into the - oh ok, yeah, she was totally into it.

Oh that nail is gonna be involved and I can't watch lol. *looks away*

Did she orgasm from that memory?

Ew that's a lot of blood. Bro why didn't you get a towel?

House: "slurp"

Ahh, the tell tale heart.

See, these effects are great. I really do believe this floor is bubbling with demonic energy and resurrecting a disgusting man. Fuck this sequence is awesome. Yeah I can watch this, but not a guy getting stabbed by a nail. Don't ask, I can't explain it either. That fucking rocked.

And dinner party, complete with laughter that sounds like it's coming from a studio audience. Also, you WILL get drunk, no leaving allowed! Except Julia, she's allowed.

Mmm whispers. Welcome back to the attic.

Kinda hard not to look at you bro. This makeup is awesome, and I love his dialogue? It's so casual, but also coming from a horrible flesh zombie, it's great. "Help me, will ya?" He needs more blood.

Ominous lurking, Julia. Love the lighting.

Kirstie, awkwardly: "Gnight." lol

Hello creepy fisherman dude. No idea if he's a fisherman but he looks like one. Ah, smack talking Julia. She IS fucking weird.

Of course he sleep talks. And Julia plots, and thinks about sex.

Frank's makeup is so fucking good. Thank you, 80's movie, for lighting your characters.

Oooh this is a cool effect. What's going on here? Oh, it's Kirstie dreaming. You know I give her credit for immediately calling. Too bad he's gonna die immediately after the phone call. Right? (no)

Hey Frank, you're not allowed to think about Kirstie, you already have a lady. Am I judging a dead zombie man? Yes.

Oh, so is Julia gonna grab a random stranger dude? And not kill her husband? Sorry, random dude. Come on Julia, think up an excuse like, "let's not fuck right in front of the door, idiot". I mean, he's sleazy, but probably doesn't deserve murder. He is dumb though. Julia isn't very good at this fake seductress thing, but it IS her first time. I think I would've stabbed him by now though. LOL whitie tighties. So unsexy. Woooo murdered. In his undies, how undignified.

I do love Julia's earrings, those kick ass. Tortoiseshell stars, fuck yeah. Very 80's.

You did a bad job cleaning yourself up Julia.

Mmm crunchy yum yums.

Ew he's even squishier. So slimy. Ew, no Frank, I don't wanna touch you either.

"Come to daddy" is going to make me laugh forever now.

I wonder how much porn there is of half-alive Frank.

Julia needs to dispose of a body, just give her a sec! Larry, you're kinda dumb.

Julia, you didn't really think you'd get away with murdering just one guy did you? I imagine salty skin on bare... muscle? would be very painful.

Oof, customer service. Yeah, you know, a complaining Karen and Dude Eating the Crickets sounds about right for customer service.

Welcome home, victim #2. "I like to be careful" - murdered. lol. Julia is a lot more chill about it this time, also she's becoming sexier! You know I will say she was very quickly on board with this whole murder thing. Hm Frank, you're still looking a little slimy, do you think you should be wearing clothes yet?

Ok so the cenobites introduced you to BDSM.

Julia is bored by boxing. "I've seen worse" LMAO. Also Larry, shouldn't this stuff make YOU sick? You're the guy who hates blood. Oh Larry, don't be a hero. "Guess I gotta seduce my own husband to keep him from going to the attic". Does she care a little for Larry? I think she probably doesn't want him to die, at the very least.

lmao how did Larry not see those rats?

Whoah Frank just slippin by there. Ooo he's gonna do a murder. Can Larry not hear her say no?? I'm so confused. Oh no, he was just ignoring her. Turd.

Marriage talk with your kiddo. It sure is "way beyond" you buddy.

Ah, marriage talk with the zombie.

Oh no, Kirstie is gonna get the wrong idea. Sorry kiddo, your step mom isn't cheating on your dad! Well ok, yes, she is - but not with that particular dude. Actually, the worse crime here is she's a big ol murderer. Oh wait is Kirstie actually witnessing the murder a little? I can't tell. She seems very concerned though.

I appreciate Larry wants to keep Julia from seeing the worst of the murdering. I also appreciate the crunchy noises.

I love that the whole house just constantly creaks for no reason. Nooo don't go in the attic. Eeeew icky touchy uncle Frank.

I don't know if she's necessarily smart for stealing the box, but she was smart to use it to get away.

Why is the nurse watching the "flowers opening" channel? This doctor is being so fucking weird lol. "Yeah you were found wandering, passing out, covered in blood but uh, we're gonna treat you like a criminal."

ooh, the box likes to pretend it's pretty, pink sparkles! Seems like the box can pretty much solve itself, don't know why Frank was all sweaty about it.

Hm, maybe don't go in there, this isn't a children's 80's movie. That is not a hallway to a fun adventure.

Hi two-headed fishface cenobite.

Oh fucking cool, the tiles glowing like that!

OH that's the chatterer, right? I know folks have named them all.

And it's our guy, "Lead Cenobite" - I mean Pinhead!

I love them all. They're so great. <3

Oh, is Julia gonna show Frank to Larry? Are we to guess he was murdered off screen? Does Frank have skin now? Oh nope, he's just ... wait. No. That's Frank wearing Larry, isn't it?

Why do you need to see a body so badly, Kirstie? I mean, he's gonna be skinless either way. Guess it'd be hard to tell lol. Of course, Kirstie is upset because this means the cenobites are gonna eat her.

All kinds of chaos happening now. At least Kirstie figured it out. Aww you broke Frank's new skin.

"Well, so much for the cat and mouse shit" - that got a real laugh out of me. *snort*

Oops Frank, you killed Julia a bit. Don't seem to broken up about it, but he's more into Kirstie.

There's still cenobites in the attic. I like to imagine they're just up there, twidding their thumbs like "... Is she coming back?"

I always think it's fun when you have a character wearing the face of another character because it means the other actor is playing the part now, and some folks do a REALLY good job at this.

Hey now cenobites, that's not playing fair. She's sort of trying to help you, remember? Maybe that was just a reminder "bring him to us and we'll take care of him for you". I think she's trying to draw him in? To where the cenobites are.

My friends are back!

"This isn't for your eyes" Kirstie slowly slips away like "yeah ok good I'll fuck off now for sure bye". She keeps watching though. Not sure why, I guess so we the audience can see?

Ooh, the house is bleeding, nice. Oh, Julia grabbed the box or the box grabbed her, not sure which.

Aw, Pinhead just wants to show you things.

Ah, so you CAN unsolve the box and it blasts them all back to hell. Also the house is collapsing because sure. Steve is like "no questions, just run".

Ok, the ending fight with the fishface was a little silly. "Oh, can't get a grip on the box, would you just - I can't get it! Gotta grab the box!"

That burned down fast.

Kristie, it's a metal box. Why do you think it's gonna burn? Oh hey it's bug eating dude. I feel like he was one of them the whole time. Oh yeah he was. A skeletal dragon???

And now it's back home apparently.

The end!

[svt-rae]

「 rae masterlist 」

GOING SEVENTEEN EP. 27 / 28 : the tag (#1 & 2 ) [81020]

TW : some cursing

today mc is Jun

<guys! I don't know if you remember but- > Jun start to talk before being interrupted by the members

<no~ we don't~> Rae joins the mess of members, encouraging Jun

<let's divide into team!> Jun says

Rae is in the 2nd team: Jeonghan, Wonwoo, Mingyu and Dk

She runs beside Jeonghan interlocking her arm into his, after noticing his posture which suggested he was cold and trying to give him some warmness

Mingyu use his wish chance to switch Jun and Seungkwan

<I can't retrain myself from using my wish chance too> Seungkwan says

<ah~ Mingyu that's so bad> Rae laughs pointing a finger at him

<papaparara> she joins Dokyeom little silly dance

they look at each other laughing

<I exchange my wish chance with Rae>

<you betrayed me!> she look Seungkwan with wide eyes, pointing a finger at his chest

<so, the team are: Jun, Dino, Vernon and Woozi. Jeonghan and Wonwoo. Seungkwan and Mingyu. Then you six all alone>

slowly the teams disappears leaving Rae sitting on the chair impatient and nervous

<I don't want to go in alone, I probably will run away before I enter in> Rae express her concern minutes before Mingyu, Dk and Seungkwan go

<ya, we can't change the rules mid way> Seunkwan says

<ya, you're going with two people, shut up> Rae gives him a big side eye

Seungkwan and Rae start to argue jokingly

<stop it, stop it> leader Seungcheol intervenes, <we can go paired... because I don't want to go alone too>

you all brust into laughter at the added sentence

<do rock - paper - scissors to decide the pair> Dk says, watching the six with an amused face

<woah!> Rae exclaim as she made rock, matching with Minghao

she smiles, still excited and hug him while jumping

he lowkey judge her, knowing that she will shit in her pants into the escape room

<I think for have higher visuals, Rae should go alone>

<no way> she quickly says making them laugh to her being cowardly

<I repeat, i'd prefer run away right now>

they laugh even more

<don't be like that> Dk laughs

<go alone then> Rae say sassly, with a "duh" tone

<anyio anyio>

<YA~> <I will go alone if Dk will too>

<ani mianhae mianhae~> he cries falling into his knees with "🙏" hands

she brust into laughs messing his hair

at the end, she ends up with Minghao

<I'm sorry for whatever i'll say> Rae warns editors and viewers, looking at the camera at the entrace of the escape room

Rae leaves Minghao side for a couple of seconds

<where's the key?>

<who you're talking to- > Rae stops at mid sentence, screaming as soon she see the clown

runs for her life with the clown chasing them close, and hide into a room

<don't scream, he will do nothing if you don't freak out>

<you're asking me to choose between life and death>

he chuckles, going around to searching for keys

<hao, hao someone is coming> Rae freaked out voice can be heard, pecking from the door frame

<shh> he puts Rae behind him

<woah!> he tried to scare the tall guy

spoiler: it didn't worked

<Xu Minghao!!! diǎo, wǒ cào, nǐ mā (dick, fuck, your mother)> Rae curses in chinese *all blurred*

<let's find the fucking key!>

finally the tall man stops chasing you two

scared the shit out of her everytime one of the three man is around her

<Jeonghan, brother, help me> she cries putting her hands on the mirror door dramatically

the boy, sitting on the close stairs, just watch her and then leave

<Minghao, I found a key! Ah~> her celebrations don't last long as she see the man with the knife in front of her

running again for her life

<please, leave me alone, i'm innocent!>

midway, she meet with minghao running from the neon man

now they are running for their lifes

<omg what do you mean this isn't the right key> Rae huff overdramatic after the key didn't worked

<ah~~ they are coming again, tā mā de (fuck)>

in one sec, from being knelt, she is running again like a dog seeing food

<let me talk to them>

<this is not ending well, hao. Ya, they are holding you, i told you báichī (idiot)>

Rae manage to not get caught and continue searching the key in the bigger room

<I have it! I have it! fast>

she scream when the door actually opens with the new key she found

<move, fast!> Rae almost scream at him, that was being closely chaed by all of them

<we did it! oh my god, we're out...> she give him high five as soon he is out too

you two tiredly walk downstairs

<have you seen the woman?> Wonwoo approach

<the one in the middle of the room? yes>

they all widen their eyes *they also greeted her and bowed*

<ey~ be honest> <we are! we bowed at her. It wasn't a real person?!>

the big mistery of the tag

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[mamoonde]

science guy wwx x figure skater lwj au

imagining physicist wwx. Professor of Physics wwx who organizes all these science festivals where he invites scientists and specialists to panels that Everyone can join and make science more accessible and easy to understand...meeting the most beautiful man skating in the park

olympic gold medalist figure figure skater lwj skating in a public park even tho he got kicked out of the rink to Take a Break meets this beautiful man trying to skate while talking himself thru the motion theories and when he falls, laughing with the kids watching, lwj falls too

wwx is just brimming with genuine love and interest for his field and lwj is just instantly enraptured, incapable of not listening, and even tho he barely has interest, watching and listening to wwx makes it so Interesting and wonderful--

later, when lxc gives him his latest batch of fanmail and a summary of the crowd reaction from his last program, new and old fans of fs talking about how his genuine love for fs made them fall in love with him and fs too -- lwj gets it now.

as for wwx, he's incredibly charmed having someone who not only /lets/ him ramble about his niche discoveries, but also genuinely listens enough to ask thoughtful questions, that in turn inspire him with new points of view of looking at things.

and when said someone is Particularly Beautiful Beautiful man, who isn't shy at all about giving him sincere verbal affirmations... well, it just really isn't good for his heart, but he can't stop coming back for more.

and then of course, as in bunnxianluvsu's thread (which started this whole shebang for me), there's the hilarity of wwx's friends and family belatedly realizing wwx's shiny new boyfriend is THE lan wangji of the figure skating world...

lwj's family, coaches and trainers torn between exasperation, frustration and gratitude because lwj having a boyfriend means he's now sometimes not as in top condition as he was before; but when he /skates/. well. he's Very inspired and passionate about it which is. fine, not Bad

jc, 3 secs from pulling out his hair over their weekly family dinner: DO YOU EVEN /KNOW/ WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES FOR A LIVING!??!?!? wwx: he says he skates sometimes! and sometimes coaches the children's skating lessons during the summer in gusu! isn't he the best?

later, as wwx devolves into another rambling session over something lwj did or said that was incredibly funny, "he's so knowledgeable in figure skating and also really secretly bitchy about the !5U, he's hilarious--":

also hilarious when wwx holds a smaller master lecture - the first lwj can witness (which is also a marvel, being in the sidelines and watching another master in his own element, watching wwx rouse a crowd with words) - and when a kid on the 2nd row falls asleep, lwj is Furious

wwx: ah, forget about it, that's par for the course honestly, for this particular subject matter - hehe, get it? cuz it's one on dark matter hehe lwj, still scowling: nonetheless, it was Rude. lwj, inwardly: how could ANYONE find wei ying boring?! what an ingrate...!

3 years of marriage later, lxc messages lwj abt a tiny piece on the newspaper - an article about wwx winning a nobel peace prize - captioned, "is this our wwx???? he's a big deal?????" lwj, smug, "yes, that's My wwx. i told you. wwx is Special."

the first family dinner they have right after, lwj spends the whole time "subtly" gloating about it, how wwx IS as famous as lwj is wwx: aiya, you're still more famous than i am! more kids would rather watch the most beautiful and the GOAT, lwj skate than listen to me ramble!

wwx: which they should! cuz lwj is truly the best--! jc: god someone please get them to STOP nmj passing money to lxc: that was cheating, you practically goaded your brother; we could've at least gotten through dessert before he got started lxc: whatever you say a-jue

wangxian had been dating for a year and living together for 6 mos. of that before wwx finally realizes just what his boyfriend does for a living. and no, it wasn't when he found lwj's olympic gold medal while wwx was rooting through lwj's sock drawer for something or other.

(which at that time he'd thought was a prop??? some inside joke kind of replica????)

no, it was when, on a rare day off (where wwx was banned from the lab for holing up in there for 72 hours when he was supposed to be on mandatory leave), wwx finally turns up the news to find his boyfriend answering questions in a very formal very live press conference.

it takes wwx 5 mins of ogling his boyfriend all made up, so handsome, In A Suit, before he processes the headline: NATION'S REPRESENTATIVE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST LWJ PREPARING FOR WINTER GAMES

(which, he knew lwj was leaving for work related to the olympics, but he didn't know it was AS A COMPETITOR - AND AS THE DEFENDING CHAMPION AT THAT!??!!?!?!!??!?!? LIKE, LAN ZHAN IS AMAZING WBK, BUT?!??!?!?!? HE'S DATING AN OLYMPIAN????? LAN ZHAN????????)

and Then, someone asks about lwj's new program. "i cannot say much detail, but i have been very inspired lately by cosmology - my partner has taught me a lot about matter and anti-matter, the various theories, and the wonder of its mystery. i dedicate my free skate to him."

wwx, in his boxers and one of lwj's older shirts, sitting in their shared living room with his red face in his hands: "y..yaep. yaeh... that's my lan zhan...lan zhannnnn"

and it's not like wwx is dense or dumb. he just has very niche interests and a near-obsessive, singular focus on these very niche and choice interests. but he does know how to put 2 and 2 together, very quickly when he notices them.

5 mos ago when lwj kept asking him about his last panel on anti-matter theories. the kids' idolization of lwj. the rigorous training lwj goes through. the couple of competitions lwj had left for a few days at a time (he'd thought as a coach!).

and knowing lwj, it's not so much as him actively keeping it from him, but rather that lwj rlly isn't one to talk about his achievements, fame and status. "gusu lan won again" probably meant /lwj/ won again. and wwx just replied with "oh yea? that's nice, as expected of my lz"

on the spot, wwx makes a few calls to his department (who is relieved and more than a little surprised that wwx finally decided to spend his vacation leaves) and his research assistants. he sends vicious messages to his siblings (YOU GUYS KNEW?!? HOW CLD YOU NOT TELL MEEEE?!?!?"

and then he fixes himself up and waits for lwj to come home.

lwj comes home, mentally exhausted as most media days always tend to leave him. except this time, there's a little more relief to coming home, because he knows wei ying will be waiting for him there.

wwx is not waiting for him there. or well, he's not waiting barefoot in the kitchen like he'd promised to this morning.

instead, wwx is staring up at the lwj skating his short program for sochi 2014 with the same starry-eyed, slack-jawed expression he wore when lwj did a tiny double toe loop at the public park on their first date.

(he'd been immediately scolded by the guard but that same expression on wwx's face had been worth it) lwj feels his ears heat up, though most of his embarrassment is taken over by slight trepidation.

he'd known from the moment they met that wwx had no interest or much knowledge about figure skating - he barely even knew how to skate. and though lwj never really talked about his career, he /has/ mentioned it to wwx, who seemed to have taken it in stride...

on screen, lwj's short program comes to a close, the camera focusing on the overwhelmed tears lwj had thought he'd managed to completely hide. wwx sniffles a little and lwj offers him his handkerchief. "wei ying...? are you oka--"

wwx jumps a foot of the couch with a screech. "LAN ZHAN!" lwj flinches a little. "YOU SCARED ME!! SINCE WHEN DID YOU COME BACK?!?!"

"just a few minutes..." truthfully, lwj's starting to feel a little miffed, the stress of the day catching up with him, and not a single hug or kiss from wwx in sight. "--ah, no, that's not it," wwx groans into his hands.

"aiyaa i lost track of time, this wasn't how it was supposed to go." wwx laments before launching himself out of the couch, wrapping arms and legs around lwj.

lwj inwardly thanks his core training for keeping him steady, and letting him enjoy having wwx in his arms.

instantly, all the tension eases from his shoulders and disappears completely when wwx pulls away to kiss him deep and slow.

"lan zhan, i missed you so much." wwx says in between pecks all over lwj's face. lwj hums in agreement. it truly was a long day.

"poor you," wwx says, rubbing circles at his temple and beneath his eyes. lwj barely resists the urge to purr. "were the press people mean to you?"

"not any more difficult than usual." lwj says, depositing the both of them on the couch.

then lwj pauses, wondering if he'd mentioned to wwx that today was indeed a press day...

"well, you know who's been mean to me?" wwx pulls away. "my whole family and friends, and even my own boyfriend!"

wwx pokes at his chest before lwj can even get a word in. "that's right, even my own boyfriend!"

"i--"

"why didn't you tell me you were famous?!?" wwx grasps him by the shirt and shakes him, wailing, "ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN DATING A CELEBRITY!!!"

"i am not--"

"lan zhaaan, you get featured on TV and lots of people know you, and you've got people idolizing you!"

"wei ying is the same." wwx gives him an unimpressed look. "that's not the same, and you know it. i'm not the one breaking world records every competition!"

"i do not break world records every competition." lwj replies dryly.

"lan zhaaan, that's not the point!" wwx kicks his legs in the air. "my boyfriend turns out to be a very important person and i didn't even know about it - i haven't been treating you right at all!"

"in what ways has wei ying not treated me right?" lwj tugs wwx closer by the wrists. "have you ever harmed or abused me in any way? have you ever treated me unkindly or with disrespect?"

"of course not, but that's basic human decency!" wwx says. "i should've been spoiling you!"

"and am i not spoiled with wei ying's affection every day?" lwj asks. wwx pouts. "the only way i want to be treated is as wei ying's partner - not as a celebrity or someone to worship - but as wei ying's equal."

"aiyaa, what have i said about those words of yours! have mercy on my poor heart." wwx whines, before kissing him again, and lwj knows he's won.

"i still think you deserve better..."

"i could say the same to wei ying." lwj says.

"my boyfriend is also an important figure in his industry, and has contributed greatly, making history with his many accomplishments." lwj says, immensely enjoying the deep flush creeping up wwx's face and neck.

"lan zhaaan, you don't play fair," wwx whines.

��i’m still bummed i had to find out through your press con - by /accident/!” wwx huffs later, after dinner and dessert featuring all of lwj’s favorites, and then Dessert...

“i truly did not mean to keep it from you.” lwj kisses his temple in apology. “i thought you knew.”

"i know," wwx blows a raspberry into lwj's nipple. lwj jolts and he grins with an apology kiss.

"at first, i did enjoy wei ying not knowing about me." lwj admits. "it was...a relief. there was no pressure."

"having all that attention, must be tough on you, huh." wwx laments.

"mm..." lwj hums, and wwx waits.

"but then, when i attended that conference with you, and saw you in your element - i wanted you to see me, too." lwj admits.

"oh, lan zhan," wwx rises so he can look into lwj's eyes. "i want to see you, too. i want to be part of your world, too"

"that's why i'm going with you to the olympics - and every event that puts you on ice, for that matter!" wwx says. "i want to see you doing what you love."

and lwj melts, the lines of his face softening into that rare but beautiful smile wwx loves so much.

"i would love that."

[reveluving]

meeting you ; andy barber x reader

summary: the last thing he'd expect Jacob to join is the basketball club, but soon he learns why and frankly, he’s not opposed to it.

warnings: meet-cute fluff + ‘kink’ mentioned once(!)

a/n: wow! a formal format! inspired by a vid of jaeden playing basketball and the 'handsome tigers' show (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ let me know what y’all think & don’t forget to leave some sugar &lt;3

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'She's the 'only teacher most of them can tolerate at the crack of dawn',' ;

It's been over a week since the wondrous progress in the Barber's relationship that night and, Andy has yet to know more about Ms (L/N). He continued to wonder what was so special about the literature teacher.

Seems like the universe’s been listening to him too.

It's been an hour since they had their dinner and Andy's finishing up some work in the living room for a change. He had the television's volume on low to fill the silence. One email, in particular, had him scowling, mostly because of its sheer informality; he didn't even notice his son walking down the stairs.

Jacob waited and waited, contemplating whether or not it was a good idea to speak when something was clearly bothering his dad.

Sensing a pair of eyes in his direction, he thanked the heavens for giving him some sort of break.

"Hey Jake, just give me a sec," He closed the tab before leaning his side against the edge of the couch, "Alright what's up?"

"So um," Jacob cleared his throat, "Can I stay back in school a little longer tomorrow?" Andy's face remained neutral, but deep down, he's in suspense.

"Got a project you gotta work on?" Interested, he leaves his laptop on 'sleep mode' before beckoning the teen to sit next to him.

"No... I uh," He paused before passing his dad the flyer he had behind his back. Andy, with great suspicion, took it out of his hands before examining the paper. He blinks owlishly.

"You're joining the basketball team?" Just when he thought he couldn't be any more surprised. He hasn't shown interest in basketball in forever!

Jacob quickly shook his head.

"No no! Well, kinda? Here," He leaned in and pointed at a text, specifically, below the 'players' part.

Other Position(s): Manager

Oh?

"I don't see why not," Andy didn't see the surprise in his son's face, too busy noticing the familiar name at the very bottom.

For more enquires, contact:

Mr Fury (Coach): xxx

Ms (L/N) (Club Advisor): xxx

Ohh. So, she's in charge of the basketball club, too.

"But," Jacob stiffened, "Make sure to text me whenever you're done and on your way home," Simultaneously, he relaxes, and just like that, the grateful smile on his face was enough to make Andy forget about the stupid email from earlier.

Okay, well, he may or may not have a motive for his decision.

Surely, that teacher of his isn't that big of a deal, right?

Alas, he spoke way too soon, as he was about to find out the next day.

It was one of his first slow days, and thank goodness, too. Andy hasn't been able to get ahold of Jacob since he last texted him an hour ago. Sure, he's probably busy focusing on that club of his, but how could he not worry?

"Hey man, you good?" He looked up from his phone to find Sam, one of his colleagues that he doesn't mind hanging out with even after work.

"Not really. Jacob hasn't answered my text for a while," Sam hummed, packing up his necessities.

"Is he a part of a school club?"

"No, not yet, at least. He said he wanted to check out the basketball club practice today,"

"Oh, hey, my nephews are part of the club too! AJ and Cass," Ah, now it's all coming together. AJ is Jacob's first friend before eventually meeting his younger brother on their way home, "You ain't gotta worry, man. Their coach's hawk-eyed so the last thing those boys would want is to give him a reason to get mad,"

Andy pursed his lips.

"But, with (Y/N) around, he'll probably soften up before he can even do that," Andy straightened in his seat at the mention of her name.

"Ms (L/N)?"

"Yeah, (H/C) hair, (E/C) eyes, not so tall,"  Andy probably seemed lost since Sam stopped arranging his bag when he didn’t receive an answer, "Y-you don't know her?"

"Jacob's mentioned her a couple of times, but other than that, no," He crossed his arms, disliking the way that he's totally in the dark about this — about her.

"Sounds about right. Anyone studying English literature in Reve High would mention her name at least once," Sam shrugged as if it's a normal occurrence.

"Any particular reason why?" Andy pressed on, unaware of the text that came in minutes ago. Sam snorted.

"Why wouldn't anyone bring her up? If you're a student of hers, they'd say she's awesome or laidback or," He chuckled, remembering AJ's comment from word to word, "She's the 'only teacher most of them can tolerate at the crack of dawn',"

Andy couldn't help with the amusement on his face.

"But, if you're asking as a stranger who's interested," He raised his brows at his suggestive remark, "Then I'd say she's the whole package,"

Oh, so she's not a carbon copy of Jacob's fifty-something-year-old classroom teacher?

Sam didn't bother continuing, finding the curious yet frustrated look in the attorney's face hilarious.

"Look, I'm not spoiling anything. She's just a really good friend of Sarah and I,"

"She sounds like the school's favourite,"

"Oh, I'd say she's the town's favourite. Well, most of the town's favourite," He looked around before leaning in close, "Some moms find her iffy but it's just 'cause their man talks a lot about her, too,"

Ooh. Those kinds of people.

"I'm surprised you haven't even seen her, though, considering that she lives closer to you than us," He zipped up his bag, "But, you could in a bit. You can check up on your kid and meet her at the same time,"

Huh. Not a bad idea, Wilson.

"But," ?

"Fury's a bit of a grouch so yeah,"

Eh, well, that's not an issue.

"We’ll see,"

What he really meant was 'absolutely'.

He wouldn’t mind waiting in the car but what bothered him was the lack of replies from his boy. Just once after Sam left but that was it.

Again, he knows he shouldn’t assume the worse but Jacob had to understand where this was coming from. So, even after checking a couple of emails and no indication of Jacob anywhere, he gave in to his guts and entered the school compounds.

"Excuse me," The lady behind the desk was clearly annoyed by the interruption. That is until she laid her eyes on him and just like that, she leaned forward and... batted her eyelashes.

He nearly cringed out of instinct.

"Yes, sir?" She purred and almost immediately, he wanted to turn around and leave.

For Jacob.

"I'm here to see my son, he's at the gym," He explained in his no-nonsense tone.

"Of course, may I have your I.D?" He passed her his card and looked anywhere but her as she keyed in the necessary on the computer, "Alright, sir, I can walk you to the gym if you'd li-"

"No, thank you," He answered sharply before making his move to his location as soon as she gave him his I.D back. He did, however, enjoy the dejection in her face.

Thank goodness for that tour during Jacob's registration day.

He didn't have to walk very long before the gym came into sight. The sounds of shoes squeaking and basketballs slamming gave it away, too.

Though, he's not entirely sure what he's nervous about.

Or, he just doesn't want to acknowledge what he's nervous about.

Nonetheless, he pushed the door open, only to spot three people observing from one side. They had their backs turned to him, but Andy could immediately recognize the one of the right — Jacob.

"Alright, move it. Hit the showers, then come back for each of your statuses," The first guy has to be Coach Fury, judging by the way he barked out his orders.

He didn't even have the time to time speculate the person — the lady that stood in between them before Jacob turned around, noticing his dad at the door.

"Dad?" Simultaneously, you and Coach Fury followed his gaze and holy shit.

You were not ready to see such a hunk of a man. In business attire.

Unbeknownst to you, Andy was checking you out just as much. Whatever mental image he had based on Sam's descriptions were nothing compared to the real you. Hell, he finally understood why you were the talk of the school, nay, town!

You’re probably in your mid-to-late twenties. Your captivating (E/C) eyes — full of wonder, kindness and dare he say, enthrallment as they complemented your (S/C) skin. Suited up in your white tracksuit that nearly yet perfectly accentuated your curves. 

You’re not what he expected, and in the best way possible, mind you.

Now's not the good time to be ogling at his son's teacher, though, but damn, what he wouldn’t give to-

"Can I help you?" Andy's eyes narrowed at the authoritative tone he's received from the man Sam warned about. No matter, he's not intimidated by the older man. Not even with the scar on his left eye.

"I'm here to see my son, Jacob," He replied, biting back a snarky remark that would've thrown you or Jacob off. The two stared down at each other for who knows how long but was de-escalated just as quick when a member, possibly the captain, cautiously approached Fury.

"Coach, the status report...?" He showed him the clipboard, albeit, shaking at the sudden attention for interrupting, or to you and Jacob, saving the situation. Fury clicked his tongue before turning to Jacob.

"Appreciate your time, Barber," He patted the teen's shoulder and followed the captain elsewhere, but not before giving Andy the stink-eye. Andy seemed much more indifferent, but Jacob knew his father all too well. He could only hope that wasn't a sign of disapproval of joining the club.

"I'm so sorry about that," You sighed at his behaviour before smiling up at the man before you, "Nick’s always been wary of new faces, especially when he’s in coach mode,” 

“No harm done,” He waved the apology off. It’s not like you’re the one who offended him, so why were you saying sorry on his behalf? Still, he couldn’t help but take a liking to your euphonious voice, “I had to stop by ‘cause Jake didn’t answer my texts for a while when I clearly told him to yesterday,”

Despite the hint of annoyance in his tone, he was clearly anxious about his whereabouts. As he repeated time and time again, he’s just very worried about his boy. 

“Sorry, dad,” Jacob scratched the back of his hand, embarrassed that it’s not just him he's scolding, but you as well, “I got a little too into the practice session,” It’s times like these that Andy couldn’t help but feel bad but his constant worries were inevitable. 

“He’s quite the team player, even if he’s not playing,” You chimed in, hoping his dad would let him off the hook. You felt partially responsible since you were the one showing him the ropes, “I’ve never seen anyone so enthusiastic to learn about the manager position until he came in. I’d say he'll be an excellent addition to the team. Of course, that’s up to him if he’s truly interested in joining the club,”

Andy clearly saw how grateful Jacob was for your appreciation and thought to himself for a moment. 

“Can I speak to you for a moment, Ms (L/N)?” Shit. Maybe you shouldn’t have opened your mouth, “It’s nothing serious, don’t worry,”

Nope, that didn’t help at all.

“Ah, s-sure,” You cursed at yourself for stuttering. Even Jacob’s scared for you.

“Jake, you go ahead and hang out with your friends. I won’t be long,” He knew better than to argue so he glanced at you for a second with an expression that seemed to say ‘sorry’ before leaving the two of you to your discussion. You clasped your hands, hoping to control your rapidly beating heart.

“Sorry,” You didn’t expect him to apologize so he took your silence as an opportunity to continue, “Parental anxiety and whatnot,” You knew there was more to the story but you’re in no position to ask.

“Understandable, Mr Barber,” You nodded, “I hope you’re not angry at him, though,”

You and Andy watched as Jacob listened to Cass, AJ and a few other members attentively, stifling their laughs when one of his friends were called out by Coach Fury for disrupting.

“I didn’t think he’d be interested in a sports club, let alone basketball,” You admitted, “He’s always been the shy type in literature class but he asks questions after, so I’m not too worried about his performance,”

It’s amazing how Andy felt the need to tell you the story from A to Z, despite only knowing you for less than five minutes.

No, don't be making rash decisions, Andrew.

“Speaking of literature class,” He turned his full body to you, prompting you to do the same, although you had to look up a little and truthfully, something about the situation stirred inside him. Not a bad feeling, just very... different? 

It's his newfound kink but shh he doesn’t know that yet-

“A certain someone has been speaking highly of your class,” If you weren’t bashful enough for being in his presence, you are now.

“Which Wilson decided to open their mouth?” You groaned through your hands.

“Hey, I could be talking about Jacob, for all you know. But, I will say that he's quite the blabbermouth,” He hinted, hoping you’d catch it right away.

“Of course it’s Sam who told you,” You rolled your eyes. His sister was a total opposite so there’s no denying that he’s the culprit, and Jacob plus ‘blabbermouth’ didn’t seem right either, “It’s my responsibility, isn’t it? I want them to enjoy the subject as much as I do, the same goes for this club. Jacob may not know a lot about the knowledge behind it but so did I. So... as a faculty advisor, as long as he’s willing to learn, I shouldn’t give up on him,” 

Who knew you were able to coax a smile out of him without even trying? Damn, and that passion of yours, too? 

“He knows, he just doesn’t remember,” He looked straight ahead — at you, though he wasn’t focusing and instead, reminisced little Jacob and his sudden infatuation for basketball at one point. A point where the family felt peace. 

Boy, you didn’t like how he grew quiet but you understood that he’s not used to this... vulnerable moment. So, you were able to think fast.

“Well, then I’ll gladly help him the best I can. Who knows, I might even learn a thing or two, too,” You knew he acknowledge the ambiguity in your sentence and yet, he didn’t seem to mind. 

“Andrew, but call me Andy,”

Now, of course, you calling him Mr Barber is quite the treat but he's able to keep it together.

For now.

He offered you his hand, “Again, I’m really sorry for earlier,” It was hard for him to not notice the way your small hand fit into his massive one, though.

“(Y/N), and no apologies needed,” Coincidentally, the team dispersed, officially ending the day. Although, you’d be lying if you said you weren’t a tad disappointed. You were starting to enjoy Andy’s company but also ashamed for thinking you had a chance with him. 

Okay, you might've peeped the lack of a wedding band on his finger but that's besides the point.

Still, you wanted this relationship to flourish. If not for you, then for their new and hopefully improved lives.

“(L/N),” Fury called you over, waving the thick folder that you'd need to sort out soon.

“Well, that’s my cue,” You gave him an apologetic smile for having to cut the conversation short before grinning at Jacob, approaching the two of you with less apprehension, “Hope today’s session was beneficial to you, Jacob. Let me or Mrs May know if you’re up for the club or not, okay?”

“I will, thanks, Ms (L/N),” Andy hasn’t felt this sense of calm but he could only hope to feel more of it in the near future. As much as he’d like to see you and Jacob interact so naturally the same way you did with him, he didn’t want you feel to Fury’s wrath for stalling. 

“Next time, then?” He tested the waters, and thank goodness he did.

“Next time,” You gave him a thumbs-up before waving at the two, “Get home safely, you two!” They watched her interact with the hard-headed teacher in charge. There’s honestly something so comical about the dynamics between the two.

Andy and (Y/N)’s will be a lot more sweet & spicy later on but let’s not talk about that yet-

“C’mon, let’s just order dinner tonight. Your pick,” The two head out together as Andy listened to what tasks his son has done so far. Judging by the way his eyes lit up and how he even bid goodbye to his friends, including his newest ones, on their way to the car, Andy knew he was far from done.

With (Y/N) around, too?

Well, he’s not opposed to it, to be honest.

˚ · . f i n . · ˚

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[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN ー Laito Maniac [10]

Monologue

My brothers have been suspiciously cooperative. 

To be honest, I would have much rather,

they pushed me aside and told me to fix my own mess.

However, I do not feel disgusted by their actions like I did the other day,

instead, the only things I can feel,

are confusion and a sense of discomfortーー 

ー The scene starts in the living room of the Sakamaki Castle

Laito: ーー I see. I get it.

Ayato: ...Ah?

Laito: You’re all helping me out like this...because I’m a force to be reckoned with, right?

Ayato: ...You’re still spoutin’ that bullcrap!? 

Laito: I mean, if it isn’t for thatーー

Shuu: You can’t understand why we would otherwise? 

Laito: Yeah.

Shuu: Then, we have no other choice but to take action and save your woman because we fear your powers. 

ーー Sure, whatever. What a pain. 

Laito: ...

Ayato: ...Fuck that! Anyway, why don’t you try doin’ somethin’ as well!? 

You’ve been sittin’ there dumbfounded this whole time.

Laito: ...Ugh...

ー Laito gets up

*Rustle* 

Ayato: ...!? Whatcha suddenly gettin’ up for? Are you finally in the mood to take action!?

Laito: ーー I’m going to go rescue her.

Kanato: Go where? ...The Familiars have yet to return. 

Laito: ...

ー Laito walks away

Ayato: ...Hold up one second!

ー Ayato grabs hold of his arm

*Rustle* 

Laito: Let me go...!!

ー Laito pushes him away

*Thud*

Reiji: Haah. Good grief. Such a handful you two are. ...Listen? Would you please calm down a bit?

It cannot be denied that you possess great powers. However, they are still unstable at present. 

Laito: ...Are you trying to imply that I couldn’t save her because of that?

Reiji: Yes. Therefore, right now you should rely on us. Trying to recklessly solve everything by yourself won’t get you anywhere now, will it?

Laito: ...

Ayato: Oi...!!

Laito: I need to...step out for a sec. Please give me some spaceーー 

ー Laito leaves the room

Ayato: ーー Oi!!

Shuu: Haah...He really is one big pain in the ass... 

Ayato: ...Don’t you think he’ll try and go to Chichinashi by himself after all...?

Shuu: What happens, happens, right?

Ayato: ...Ugh...

ーー I’m sure he’s at a loss over what to do. 

Shuu: ...

Ayato: Despite what it might seem like, he’s the type of guy to try and fix everything by himself. 

He just can’t ask those around him for help...no matter how badly he might want to. 

He hasn’t changed one bit.

ー The scene shifts to the balcony

Laito: ( Hey, Bitch-chan...What should I do? )

( I’m terribly afraid for some reasonーー )

ー The scene shifts to Kino’s manor at Rotigenberg 

Monologue

ーー A few days have passed since. 

After days spent in pain,

my body is finally showing signs of recovery. 

Perhaps that is the reason why,

it’s so painful now to simply sit here in this house and wait,

as the time simply ticks by. 

I considered escaping plenty of times,

however, each and every time,

it was Rotigenberg’s barren land,

which prevented me from doing so. 

And so, to this day,

I still find myself,

at Kino-kun’s place...

As long as I’m here, 

it is rather hard not to see, 

just how harsh, painful and difficult 

the lives of these Ghouls truly is. 

They are being confined,

to this Land where a horrible stench constantly lingers in the air,

ever so often Ghouls would be allowed outside the borders,

to be employed as servants by other Demons. 

And if they fail to fulfill said purpose for some reason,

they would be killed,

and their corpse is returned to these landsーー 

Despite such circumstances,

they are unable to flee this place,

nor can they fight back against the treatment. 

For the sole reason of being Ghouls. 

I turned a blind eye to all of this,

and covered my ears. 

It might come across as cold-hearted, but I tried my very hardest,

to lock away my own feelings, so I wouldn’t show compassion. 

So when the day arrives that Laito-kun comes for me,

he will not take notice,

of said feelingーー 

Yui: Haah...

*Rustle* 

Yui: ( I wonder how long Kino-kun plans to keep me here? )

( He said I’m his hostage but...I wonder if he’s told Laito-kun that I’m here? )

...

*Knock knock*

Yui: ! Y-Yes...!!

( Kino-kun? Or Yuuri-san, perhaps...? )

*Creaaak*

Yui: Ahーー

Ghoul Girl A:...Hello. 

Yui: H-Hello...Can I help yーー

Ghoul Girl A: Umーー These...

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: Are these...Flowers?

Ghoul Girl A: Yes. You seemed to be feeling a little down after all...Ah, I made sure to get these from a place which isn’t dirty.

Yui: Dirty...?

Ghoul Girl A: Yes. They’re not from around here. So don’t worry? 

*Rustle*

Yui: Thank you ーー Um...

Ghoul Woman D: ーー !! Hey, what are you doing!?

Yui: Eh!? Ah, I-I’m soーー

Ghoul Woman D: It’s always the same with you...!!

*SMACK*

Ghoul Girl A: Kyaah...!!

Yui: ( Eh!? W-Why? The little girl got hit!? )

Ghoul Woman D: Good grief! Just how many times did I tell you to stay away from this person...?

What if you somehow get Kino-sama’s precious guest infected with your nasty germs?

Ghoul Girl A: ...I’m sorry...

Ghoul Woman D: ーー Aah, gosh...If Kino-sama were to find out about this...We’ll be in big trouble...

...My sincere apologies! She had no bad intentions. 

Yui: ...Eh!? O-Of course not. ...I don’t exactly miーー

Ghoul Woman D: ...Could you please keep it a secret from Kino-samaーー?

Yui: Yes...I understand. Don’t worry. I won’t tell him. 

Ghoul Woman D: Thank you so much!!

ーー Come on! Let’s go!!

Ghoul Girl A: ...

ー The woman drags her child away

Yui: ( ...Ugh... )

ー Yui closes the door again

*Thud* 

Yui: Haah...

( What was that just now? )

( What did she mean by ‘infected by your dirty germs...?’ Some kind of disease? )

( Anyway, I think it’s safe to assume that the Ghouls are being discriminated against because of some kind of contamination. )

( She did use the word ‘infected’, so perhaps that’s why they’ve been exiled to this land...? )

Still ーー Kino-kun never warned me about that, did he...?

( He only ever mentioned something about getting lost, but nothing about being contaminatedーー )

...!

( Wait, I can’t help...but let my mind wander...to those Ghouls. )

( I’m sure that they’re actually good people at heart... )

( However...Taking Laito-kun into account... )

Selection

→ I shouldn’t sympathize with them (❦)

Yui: ーー I shouldn’t sympathize with them. 

( ...Still, as long as I’m here, I can’t help but think about it. )

( I see what’s going on right in front of me, so I can’t help but naturally take it in... )

( Laito-kunーー )

→ Still... 

Yui: ( ...Still, as long as I’m here, I can’t help but think about it. )

( I see what’s going on right in front of me, so I can’t help but naturally take it in... )

( I want to leave this place as soon as possible... )

( Laito-kunーー )

*Knock knock*

*Creaaaak*

Yui: ...?

Kino: Hey there!

Yui: ...Kino-kun. Do you need something?

Kino: Ehー? I’m not allowed to visit you unless it’s for some specific reason? 

Yui: ーー Well...

Kino: Hmー I see. I guess I’m not. I guess you must really hate me.

Oh well, even if you doーー

ー He restrains her

Yui: Kyah...!!

Kino: That’s fine? 

ー Kino corners her against the wall

*Thud* 

Yui: ...!?

( Kino-kun...? What has gotten into him? He’s acting weird... )

Monologue

I wonder what Laito-kun is up to right now? 

Did he manage to make peace with his brothers? 

He isn’t trying to do something reckless, is he? 

Those kinds of thoughts keep on occupying my mind. 

It kind of makes me feel,

like I’m his mother (お母さん) or somethingーー 

But still, perhaps that might not actually,

be entirely wrong. 

Either way, I want to leave this place sooner rather than later. 

I have to...

Or else, I fear that I will actually completely betray Laito-kunーー

as I can just feel how weak-spirited I truly am (自分のもろさ).

More importantly, what has gotten into Kino-kun? 

I got kind of frightened by his behavior which seemed different from usual. 

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

[naokyunnn]

I SAID I LIKE YOU

haitani rindou x gn!reader

contains: swearings, fluff, crack, modern au

in where rindou finally got the courage to tell his feelings for you— the way sanzu told him how to

inspired by minu’s confession to mia aarkrkkkr (windbreaker)

unedited.

Usually at the time like this you’re in your room doing things that could occupy you just good, but not this time— earlier, lunch time. rindou came to your table and ask you to meet him in the skating park after school because he need to discuss something with you.

To be honest it got you all nervous, because he’s so serious when he was asking— so you just agreed, feeling a bit hesitant, yes— but its rindou he has your trust.

*Earlier that day

“you’re starring at y/n too hard, they might turn into a stone if you keep on doing that” koko mocked, noticing that rindou is again not paying attention to what they’re talking about but is busy looking at you.

“shut up, im not even looking at y/n, m’lookin at the window” rin attempted to excuse— but they all know that since rin was never honest with his feelings— and thats the problem.

“thats the problem rin, you dont have the courage and you’re not that honest with the way you feel, or should i say…..you’re shy to confess or scared of rejection, there’s a lot of possibilities” izana spoke, putting his book down just to give rin a realization— but before rindou could speak— sanzu snakes his arms around rin’s shoulder “you dont need to put an effort dude, i got you, i know a way how to confess that will definitely win y/n’s heart” sanzu’s voice was a bit loud, causing all of them shushing him in unison

In honest feelings rindou want to decline the offer, because he knows this is just one if sanzu’s bullshit but he still wanted to know and it might give him an idea— so he’s all ears

“what is it” rin simply replied causing sanzu to widen his smile and sat properly beside rindou— clearing his throat like he’s really serious— “ehem- okay……first of, make a conversation, ask them how did their day go, and act like you have a big problem, take them to the cafe near and treat them and then here it goes…..mutter the words ‘i like you’ as quiet as you can and, and— make them put their thumb up like a okay sign and if y/n did, put your thumb on the opposite side and it will form a heart like this—”

Sanzu put his thumb together— in opposite sides forming a heart, and showing it to rindou’s face

“—and repeat in much stable voice, ‘I said i like you, y/n’ LIKE THAT!! AND SUCCESS!!” Sanzu, putting both of his arms in the air— while his members still looking at him, all of their mouth slightly parted. “holy shit!!! for once you said something normal and helpful haha!!” kakucho laugh out loud pointing at sanzu— while the pink haired man smiled proudly, giggling along kakucho

They’re all giggling and praising sanzu about his idea while rindou in his seat, quiet, thinking it through and ran noticed this— so he said some few words to rin

“Rindou, ill take them out of this scene, you ask y/n right now— deal? plus bell is gonna ring in 3 minutes, take the chance” the older shift his chair closer to his brothers and whispered him. Rin eyes his brother and Ran just nod in support—

Ran got up, luring the guys to go back to the classroom a bit earlier or else there’s going to be a lot of students in the hallway— ran reason not wanting to smell those people closely, the guys chucked and agree not even paying attention to rin so its a go for him.

and that’s how it goes.

now you’re here in the skating park with rindou, just exchanging updates about how both of your days go

“what happen to your cheeks by the way?” you asked, tracing the patch on his face “slip into the bathroom this morning” he replied, “you’re lying?” you mocked “yes.” he said in return causing both of you to look at each other for a sec and giggled

and for a sec rindou forgot his nervousness.

for a sec it felt right— is this the right time?? he thought.— as the laugher died down

“i like you” the wind came along with his words— you heard him but not loud enough, it made your heart jumb but its like he’s nit proud of it so you asked him again, “w-what was that rin??”

he lower his head, hair covering his eyes and only his grin being visible right now— “put you thumb up for a bit……” he demand, in which you obeyed, putting tour thumb up and showing it in front of him “okay? and……?” you stayed like that for a second— until rindou’s head rises and put his thumb together with yours, forming a heart

“y/n, i said i like you” he’s now looking at your eyes, in deep admiration, and slowly— he intertwined his hands with yours, while you’re still speechless but rindou felt it too— he knew that like him too.

“w-wow…..i- Rin, i like you too, but that is like the cutest way to confess oh my god— you have all my heart for that” you hid your burning face by lowering your head and rindou chuckled to that— thinking of how cute you’re right now, and is also mentally thanking sanzu right now.

“so…..can i take you out this weekend?” he asked, now holding both of your hands, swaying it left and right playfully as you giggled “yes, of course rin-” you sentence were cut off when a sudden flash coming from your side flashed

“sanzu your flash is on dude, what the fuck” someone behind the bushes said— until different voices joined in

Rindou cursing under his breath and stood up, going for the people behind the bushes “you punks how long are you guys watching?!!” rin shouts causing the guys to break apart and run for their life— realizing those guys are his friends

“chase them rin!!!” you pointed at sanzu specifically as rindou did— chasing all of them together while you just watch them playing like kids— made you smile.

the fun died down, and they all parted ways and only ran stayed— wanting to go home with rin but rin insisted to walk you home first and which ran agreed but let both of you walk fist while he’s a bit far behind.

then you safely arrived home, waving goodbye to them “lets do this again next time rin!! but next time lets talk okay?” you waved an he just nod, smiling to you as you entered your home.

“ah shit i forgot to ask y/n’s number!”

“oh, by the way sanzu got a vid of you doing his cheesy advice, not gnna like it looks cute”

“THATS NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW, RAN”

[larrysballetslippers]

MY (first listen) FITF THOUGHTS

Here you will find my direct live reaction to the greatest album of all time. I wrote it down in my notebook, so it's transcribed here. I will show you the pics, but don't even try reading, it's a mess. I might add some second listen thoughts in the future.

The Greatest

Great opener, just hits so good in the core.

The violins were like so unexpected but so nice.

Live will smash.

Written All Over Your Face

"The atmosphere is so COLD" (I loved the high note I think)

LARRY bc LARRY

THE FUCKING BASS!! Matt my angel

Ooooh wow oooh

Jonas Brothers vibes?

Bigger Than Me

You know I will shake my ass to this forever.

"I don't hear them anymore" FAVE (favorite lyrics of the song)

Fits great on the album up to now. (IT DOES BB)

Lucky Again

Fireproof's big sis. Yeah I have heard the leaks, deal with it. (I was full of energy still... poor bb)

"Cinema" has my heart. (I love the change)

OOH AHH

THE BASS and DRUMS

That riff at the second verse omg, synths? (Still don't know)

Boy I am so whipped for his voice.

Face the music

Guitar OMG Intro OMG

"YOUNG", "REALITY" (lyrics haha)

OMG OMG. What is this genre? MCR? No omg, ummm ( don't know what I wrote there)

Bbg? Stunts? This is quite gay?

Chicago

It's slow?????

Mummmm? (You will see me lose my mind hahha)

OH? My heart omg! This is giving soft rock this is just omg

THE Fucking chorus

I know it's not that, but it gived me unrequited love vibes.

VIOLINS

All This Time

Oh? OMG The jump scare

Omg? Yes king, whisper in my ear

That lift! Road trip vibes.

What is this about?

Damn that lift is just wow

Christmas vibes hahahha sorry

Not my fave but so cool.

OOMS

Change up from last song but not that abrupt. (I liked the transition)

"I am only half of what I think I could be." Yes king, me too, quarter maybe. (Lol I was just vibing here)

The bridge has my heart

Banger.

Headline

Oh love that (intro)!! Dancing in the moonlight??

Groovy omg love

Road trip vibes

"Shortest forever"? High school babe?

Writing playlist yep (so great for writing)

Saturdays

Oooh love that intro

I'm a simp for Louis' voice (who would have thought?)

The guitar riff PAIN

PAIN. PAIN for 1.20 minutes already.

AAAH "Some things change"

That BASS that comes in

VIOLINS (it will get worse my girl)

I'm pretty stable today (mentally), but DAMN

WTF!!

Louis bro? The fuck? Have mercy

Don't end like that. Don't do that to me

Silver tongues

This after.... (Saturdays), bro

Talking in the next song. I'm overstimulated

SIBWAWC

Oh no (she says before clicking on the song)

Oh? "Yeah"? Okay?

I froze for a sec

Omg omg omg

Omg I have no words (omg apparently)

"Surrounded by light"? (me stunned)

Oh my

"ARE WE ME OR ARE WE YOU"... wow omg

Common People

Lou, I'm overstimulated, please don't hurt me? (Poor bb, you will cry)

Ah, oh no

Oh no

Oh no no no "oooh"

Oh my heart

Fuck! The bridge/end OMG

The guitar solo, don't, I, please, omg

Angels Fly ♡

Oh no

Please no

FUUUCK

... well... I'm done... Give Louis a Grammy, give him the world... I'm crying this... I can't (the chorus really killed me if that wasn't clear)

Holding Onto Heartache

How am I supposed to move on. Louis please make my ass shake.

Oh no, okay? Oh.... love the guitar. Summer (vibes)

Oh? Lyrics... he's a god.

He oooh's in this album

Road trip vibes again

OH, the bridge... boy help me. Fucking good.

TTWLG

Love love

My friends' exact words... pain (a lyrics)

LYRICS

"OOHH AAHH"!!!!

FUCKING VIOLINS (I have clearly lost it here)

I CAN'T ANYMORE. Mom pick me up, Louis is hurting me.

Well... I'm done now... what now?

[quellmythirst]

House Hunting Part 10

Summary: You are the youngest child of Frank and Maria Castle. Your dads best mate offers to help you find a new place in the city. The only problem being you’ve had a crush on him since forever.

Pairing: Castle!Reader (you) x Billy Russo

Words: 2k

A/n: So, yeah. This is filth. Like, I can only imagine it's going to get worse, the more unhinged about this I become.

Warnings: Big ol’ age gap, dad’s best friend, daddy kink, teasing, smut, alcohol, swearing, violence, dirty talk. 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI

Part 9

You arrived back at Billy's apartment after a quick tryst in the car, he insisted that he get you off the streets to someplace safer. Not knowing whether or not someone else was coming after you, was making him nervous.

“I need to call Frank,” he said, his voice regretful as he watched you enter the apartment, “wait I’ll go in first, stay close behind me,” he insisted, not turning on the lights as he scoured the living room, opening closet doors and checking the bedrooms.

“Well,” you asked softly, your hand holding tightly to his bicep as he snuck around. You had thought the threat was over, that with Derek taking that guy away the problem had been solved, obviously Billy thought otherwise, “seems empty, what happens now?”

“Now?” he turned, staring down at you with lust filled eyes, his hand snaking around your throat at he caged you into the wall, ”Now I have to call Frankie and tell him what trouble his daughter has gotten herself into,” his thumb ran along your jawline as his fished his phone out of his pocket.

“Wha- Right now?”

“Yeh, so you better not make a peep unless its to cry about how fuckin scared you are ok?” you gave him a small nod and watched as he swiped your fathers number on his phone.

“Hey Frankie,” he said, you couldn’t hear your fathers replies as blood rushed from your head, down between your legs. The quickie in the car had done little to quell your need your Billy's cock, “Y/n was attacked,” he paused, “She’s safe now, lucky she went out with one of my best squads and they called me as soon as they could,” you weren’t surprised at how easily the lies came to him, you felt a fog growing in your head as your air began to cut off and a small whine escaped you lips. Billy noticed immediately, slipping his hard thigh between your legs to hold you up against the wall, without letting of your throat “Yeh, that was her,” he answered an unknown question, “I brought her back to my apartment, wasn't sure if she'd be safe at home and she's pretty shaken up,” your pussy began to grind on Billy's thigh as a satisfied smirk spread across his face. “He wants to talk to you,” Billy said, putting the phone on speaker, giving you a terse look. “Yeh, just give her a sec Frankie, she's shaking,” You shook your head violently, there was no way. That's too much, stilling yourself you closed your eyes and thought, searching your mind, trying not to focus on the magical way Billy's thigh was rubbing against you. You landed on a thought, the day your big brother left for service, the tears falling down your mothers face. The proud look of your fathers and your unshakeable fear that he wouldn’t return, You felt the tears dripping down your face and the small quiver in your voice when you spoke.

“Pa, I’m- I’m ok,” your voice shaking, your eyes closed as you focused on the memory when Billy began to move.

“I’m coming over there, kiddo.” he said in a stern voice that always meant business.

“It’s fine,” you tried to reassure him, a sob escaping your lips when you remembered the reassuring smile Frankie Jr. gave you when he got into the car.

“Like hell it is. I’ll be there as soon as I can,” he ended the call, you assumed to continue packing and rush over to you. Fuck.

“What the fu- '' you began to scold Billy, shaking the tears from your eyes, but his hand tightened just a smidge around your throat as the other came to wipe your tears away.

“Ah, ah, ah” he growled, his head tilting just a bit to the side, “Don’t think I forgot that you disobeyed me,”

“I-i,” you began, but he pressed his whole body into you so he could whisper in your ear.

“A naughty little bitch, left her phone at home, didn't even tell me where she was going. Imagine what would have happened to you if I wasn't there?”

“But the car,” your voice now hoarse from crying.

“A reward for how well you handled that guy, now you need to be punished,” his voice low and gruff as his breath fanned your ear, “I reckon I’ve got an hour, maybe 2,” he ground his hard cock into your clothed pussy, “Better get started,” his hand released you and he took a step back, he leaned down to whisper in your ear, “Get in the fucking bed,” you took of running, excited to see how you were going to be punished this time.

You stripped off, throwing your nearly ruined dress into the laundry hamper. You turned to see him watching you, his cock making a tent in his pants, when he opened a drawer in his dresser. “Lay down,” his voice a bit softer, his back was to you and you followed his instructions, spreading yourself across the duvet, “Close your eyes little girl,” you did as he asked, only hearing his footsteps as he crossed the room. Something cold touched your wrist and encircled it, a bracelet? No, you hear the distinct click of handcuffs, you remembered the sound from when you had gotten arrested for tasering some creep in a bar when you were 18. Your body was humming with anticipation when you felt some soft and silky brush over your face, it smelled distinctly of Billy. It must be the tie he was wearing. He lifted your head and placed it over your eyes, securing enough so you couldn't see, but it wasn't hurting you. “You ok there, little girl?” he asked softly, his long finger running down your cheek.

“Yes,” you said with a nod, buzzing about what was going to happen next. You felt his finger trail down your body, brushing softly past your nipple, tickling your sides as he made his way down, “Billy, that tickles,” his teeth latched onto your lobe, his long tongue darted into your ear, a soft moan halting your giggles, “Daddy,” you moaned as his finger glossed over your panties, traveling down the opposite leg. His soft whispers echoing in your ear.

“You’ve been a bad girl,” his hand traveling back up your inner thigh, “And you know what happens to bad girls,” he cupped your pussy, his fingers massaging over your hole while the heel of his palm ground into your clit.

“Please,” you whined, arching up into his touch, “Daddy please,”

“Tell Daddy what you want,” his sultry voice almost set you off, almost.

“Touch me, need to feel you,” you pulled at your restraints, but they were secure. He made sure of it. You felt cold as his hand left your body, he must’ve been laying next to you, “Daddy,” you called out, but the only response was a faint buzzing, you could hear it getting closer and closer. You felt a finger lift your panties and you realised what the buzzing was. The vibrator sat on your mound held tight by the elastic of your panties, whirring softly against your clit. You ground up, desperate for more pressure. Just a tiny bit more was all you needed. You felt his stubble graze your neck and you nuzzled up. craving his skin on you.

“Dont cum,” was all he said, licking a stripe up your neck before you heard him walk away. What? How in the fuck? You tried to block the feeling of the vibrator, focusing on the sounds around you. Was that the shower? You heard the pater of water, your mind conjuring up images of Billy lathered in soap, watching as you lay helpless. His big hands wrapped around his swollen cock, pumping slowly as he bit down on those soft lips. Fuck that wasn't helping, you squirmed desperate to get it off you. You were so close, quick think of something else. Ummm… His hands skirting up your dress when he pushed you down into the backseat, pulling your panties to the side, thrusting right into your tight pussy as he told you how well you handled that knife. How proud he was of you, “Oh, OoohhhHhh.” Ok no. No. Anything, you calmed your breathing, letting your mind wander, until. Blue eyes, those sparkly little oceans trapped in a sweet sun, long toned legs slowing down to keep pace with you, soft smiles and warm hugs. It was comforting, safe, easy. Someone you had always thought you wanted. The image swirled in your head, morphing into those fathomless dark irises, a sly smirk pressed into your neck, long delicate fingers tracing your waist, a rich masculine cologne and the distinct scent of danger.

“Such a good fuckin girl for Daddy,” Billy cooed, removing the vibrator from your panties, “Did you cum?” his soft hand gliding along your cheek, before removing your blindfold. You shook those thoughts from your mind, marveling at the lust filled abyss that stared back at you.

“No Daddy,” you whined, pulling again on the restraints, you were desperate to touch him.

“Good girl,” he praised, he sat between your legs ripping your panties off and throwing them to the side, “You need me?” he groaned, his fingers sliding into your dripping core, “want me?” his mouth latched onto your nipple biting and tugging on it.

“Yes, FUck, YeS, PLeaSE” you begged, your body arched up aching for him, his fingers curled inside of you pressing into your g spot.

“Oh, little girl, you're fucked,” he withdrew his fingers, taking a hold of his hard cock he swiped it through your folds, gathering your juice along his hard cock, he eased into you, growling at how well your velvet walls engulfed his big dick. He slammed into you, barely withdrawing as he pushed back in hard, his pelvis slamming into your clit, setting you alight. Your walls spasms and clenching around him, “You cum already little girl?” He ground into your pussy, bringing your legs over his shoulder, “Do it again,” he demanded.

You screamed his name at him. Fuck, your head was so fuzzy, his hand wrapped around your throat “Such a good little girl, taking my cock perfect,” He bit down on your tit, sucking hickies into your flesh, “Love this tight little cunt,” his eyes locked with yours and you saw the satisfied smile on this face as your eyes rolled back into your skull. White heat flowing through your body and out your mouth as you chanted Billy's name. “Fuck, Baby. I’m so close.” He moaned, his hard pants echoing in your ear, “You want my cum little girl?”

“Yes, fuck. Yes. Daddy please.” you begged, craving it even more than before, your legs shaking, your head swirling with thoughts of only Billy, the way his cock perfectly filled you, his hard stares and beautiful smiles. You wanted him inside you forever.

“Cum on my cock, baby. Cum for me, just one more time,” He kept his speed, “Ready,” he moaned, pressing harder into you, he captured your lips in a passionate kiss, his tongue licking into your mouth, “Now,” he moaned, his hot cum filling up your tight little pussy throwing you over the edge again, your brain exploded, lights flying behind your eyes, before everything suddenly went dark.

“Hey, hey,” you heard his voice, his hand lightly tapping on your cheek. Your hands were free, resting gently on your chest, “Oh, thank fuck,” he whispered pressing his forehead into yours, “Frankie is nearly here, I didn’t want to have to explain why you were passed out,”

“I passed out?” you grumbled, your voice horse. Billy nodded at you, his hands sliding under you as he picked you up, “How long?”

“Only a few minutes, let's get you washed up,” he said, gently lowering you into the bathtub, he soaped up your loofah and began to clean you up. The lukewarm water soothing your aching body. “I'll go find you some clothes,”

“I have clothes,” you whispered, your head heavy with everything that had happened, your eyes barely opening.

“I know baby,” he cooed, kissing you on the forehead, “I’ll be right back,” you sunk into the bath, the water refreshing your face.

“Here ya go,” he said, placing the clothes on the counter, “I’m just gunna tidy up before Frank gets here. You just get out whenever your ready.” his lips laced with yours and he kissed you, like it was the last one he was ever going to have.

Part 11

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Warmth

A Childe x Reader, my try on doing fluff since I barely make these (and it looks like I got carried away and wrote a really long one)

warning(s): fluff fluff fluff, you meet his family, fluff fluff fluff

It was a long way from Mondstadt to Snezhnaya, the trip was tiring, you concluded, but it was worth it when you felt the first drop of snow of the hometown of your lover

It really wasn't any different from the snow in Dragonspine, except for the fact that the air around was much much more colder than the said place, the reason why you were wearing layers of covers to keep yourself warm, but it didn't stop your cheeks and nose being red

Much to your chagrin, the man beside you kept poking your nose

"Look at you, your nose is all red!" He laughs, poking it yet again, you playfully glared at him and shoved him away lightly

"Says the one who also has his nose red from the cold" pinching his nose playfully, he retaliates by squishing your cheeks

"Ajaksh, shtophh" you held the hands squishing your cheeks, trying to get away from the man's antics, he continued laughing at your face, he thinks that it's cute though

He stopped seconds later but he didn't move away his hands, they caressed your cheek softly and lovingly, pressing his forehead against yours, your noses almost touching

"You're really cute, love, I still can't believe I have you here and ready to introduce you to my family" he smiled at you, with you smiling back, your hands still atop his, copying the sweet gesture of caressing his hand

"I'm lucky that I even got this far" you replied, looking into his eyes, his eyes full of love and adoration

Back then, his eyes didn't contain any speck of light, not even when the sun directly shines upon it, it always seems like it gets suck into an endless void, never to be seen again. You could still remember the first time he looked at you with those empty eyes

You could also still remember the first time you saw light in those same empty eyes, and you can see that they had stayed and still illuminated them

"Nonsense!" he pulled his face away from yours "I should be the one saying that, considering that we had gone through a lot, this moment feels like a dream come true to me" he said "I still don't know how this happened."

"We made it work Ajax, that's how" you gave him a quick kiss to the lips, him giving it back before finally pulling his hands away from your cheeks, now holding one of your hands as he then started guiding you to his hometown

Going around introducing you to different people he knows, they can see how smitten he was to you, how he was so proud to tell them that you were the love of his life, and when someone was brave enough to show interest to you, you'd feel hands snake to your sides as the person immediately says their goodbyes and run off

You definitely know why that person let out that reaction, glaring at your lover as he shrugs, but soon chuckling as he then drags you to the next place

It was like that for the rest of the day, until you finally reach his house. It looked cozy from the outside, you wouldn't be surprised if it was a literal perfect home inside

Tartaglia's little siblings were apparently waiting outside the house because the moment the two of you saw small persons, the said persons ran up to your lover and embraced him

It was heartwarming, the sight of Childe smiling and hugging his siblings, them falling into the snow on the ground made you giggle

"Ah! You must be (Y/n)! Our big brother always talked about you in his letters back here!" Tonia, who was able to escape his big brother's tight hug, went up to you, she looked up with the same azure eyes, full of wonder

"Nice to meet you, you must be Tonia right?" you greeted, smiling at her, she nodded her head eagerly

"Yeah that's me!" she said, you were about to start asking but you suddenly remembered the gifts you brought along for his family

"Ah wait, I just remembered something, hold on a sec" you said before grabbing your bag and taking out a nice doll that looked like her

"I made it myself" you tell her as she takes it gently from your hand, examining it with wide eyes

"Wow! It looks exactly like me! Look big brother! (Y/n) made me a doll!" she exclaimed in delight and immediately hugged you, giggling at the action you hugged back, giving her the same tight embrace she gave

Childe and his other two little siblings, Anthon and Teucer, got up from the snow and went to the two of you, the two boys looking at the gift you gave Tonia

"Waahh, it looks so good!" "And fluffy!" they said, circling around the sewed doll

"I got the same thing for you both too" you said, the dolls already on your hands, the two ran up to you, excited for the gift

Teucer's doll was a Mr. Cyclops, while Anthon's was a doll version of his big brother

You can say they were mesmerized by the gifts, by the look they give to the dolls and back to you, you know you picked just the right thing for your first impression

The three tackled you in a hug like what they did to their big brother, easily falling down to the snow, them giggling made you laugh and hug them back

Childe laughs along and dives down to the four of you, squeezing the three kids in between you two as you and the kids protest at how tight he's hugging you four

You would've stayed like that until later if it wasn't for his mother finally calling out for the five of you to come inside the house

Upon entering the house, you felt warmth envelop you like a hug, but there's the point that it actually is a hug

Childe's mother was hugging you, telling you how long she had wanted to see you, you looking too beautiful and pretty for his son, and then suddenly asking if you two are planning to get married soon

If it wasn't for Childe you would've been redder than red now

"Yes, yes, mother, we'll soon talk about that over dinner, I'll take (Y/n) to our room first to settle our things down yeah?" he said to his mother

"Ah! What am I doing, of course, food will be ready once you two get out, take your time unpacking though!" His mother hugged you tight one last time before pulling back and hugging her own son, and then going back to where the kitchen was

"Sorry about that, mother was just as excited as the rest of the family to meet you" he scratch his cheek while smiling cheekily

"I'm not gonna ask what you said about me on your letters, but I do have the gist of it" you looked at him with a knowing face

After putting down your things into his room, you both went out where the three kids surrounded you two once more, Childe hoisting Teucer up in his arms as the other two dragged you by your hands towards the kitchen

Entering the kitchen, the faint aroma of soup strengthened, making you want to taste the food immediately

Childe's older siblings greeted you, inviting you to sit down at the table, which you obliged as Childe himself pulled back a chair for you beside him

Talking with the older siblings didn't felt awkward, the conversation went smooth like silk, along with the kids telling their own sides, the parents making comments and replying to questions here and there

It didn't feel like you just met them, as you smiled and laughed along with them as the food was served

Childe on the other hand, was looking at the scene in front of him with a fond expression. All the people who were important to him was gathered in one room, having fun like how a family would

Warmth, was what he felt, his body, his heart, his mind, this one of the times where he only cared about the people around him, and he wouldn't trade it for anything else

A/n: well that was fun, hope you all had fun reading too! Got carried away and made a long one shot (it's always like this when it's not angst), but still proud of this nonetheless

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