#agents of shield quote

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: Grandpa!

Tony: what where

May: you don't have-

Fury, wearing a knitted sweater and scarf: me

Fury: I'm grandpa fury

Tony:

May:

May: I'm not even going to ask how that happened

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as social media quotes series part 39/?

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[fandomnerd9602]

Maria grabs Y/N as they come back from an Avengers assignment…

Maria: you are not doing that again

Y/N: yes ma’am

Maria: I am going to take you back to our bedroom and screw you til you see stars

Y/N: (sarcastic) oh work work work

Maria giggles and pulls Y/N off somewhere private…

[esmerxyaugusta]

[ maria coming back from a mission ]

nat: are you okay? are you hurt?

maria: *shaking her head* but i think i need sleep

nat: what, why? we have a date tonight *pouts*

maria: blood loss

nat: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INJURED

maria: i mean my period, vagina blood loss

[overusedtoothbrush]

i’ve seen a couple ppl remake the good riddance x-men/fox marvel movies montage with the infinity saga and i had to do it with agents of shield because like the fox marvel movies their futures r unclear (at best). agents of shield means the world to me and i hope they’re chilling in the void

posting here before tik tok cus i’m pretty sure it will flop but i don’t really care i made this for me

[skoulsons]

Remember when Coulson said that he’d never leave Daisy in any universe and when he remembered her in the framework and knew her as Sarge and even as a chronicom with LMD hardware. Two times he wasn’t exactly himself and a third time that it wasn’t even him. He still knew her.

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

[poweredbyadhd4life]

Coulson, about Daisy: Kids we're getting someone new in the family.

Fitz: Are we stealing them?

Jemma: New or used?

Coulson: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Eliot: Get ready for a large file transfer

Hardison: How large?

*a giant filing cabinet falls out of the top window of a multi-story building*

[incorrect-multiverse]

*At some point, probably*

Daisy: If you’re going to make a big dramatic scene, wait til I get back.

Simmons: Of course. I can’t flip this table myself.

[fyeah-philinda]

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Okay, so mistakes were made.

Kate: By you.

Yelena: And people got hurt.

Kate: By you!

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as social media quotes series part 33/? This edition brought to you by @incomingalbatross and contributors!

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[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, a Deadpool variant, slides up to Daisy…

Y/N: hey gorgeous you seem stressed. what do you say you and me find a quiet place to help you decompress?

Daisy: Pool, you realize the risk right?

Y/N: what risk?

Daisy: if you give me too great of an O, I might kill you with my powers.

Y/N: if I died making you feel like you hit cloud nine, that would be a worthy death!

Daisy rolls her eyes and drags Y/N somewhere a little more private

For @scarletquake-n7

[alexblakehusband]

*meanwhile in aos s1*

daisy/skye: soooo when do i get my own gun?

may: i wouldn’t trust you with a nerf.

[amelia-mariee]