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[aneumann]

Uma Face Real, 2023 Agatha Neumann

[yourbasicqueerie]

patti lupone i know what you are

[classic-sapphic]

Mamas a little gay superhero behind you

[vigilante24ish]

* Agatha casually walks into the room with a fresh hickey on her neck *

Jen: Agatha, what is that?

Agatha: Nothing. A mosquito bite.

* Que Rio walking into the room *

Rio: Hey guys

Jen: Hello, Mosquito.

[rose-maidenn]

Pac : Let's get insights on your purpose for the next 5 months !

nov-dec-jan-feb-mar

using safe passage tarot from "Agatha all along"

Pile 1-2-3

Hey guys hope you're doing well , chose the Pile that calls to you intuitively, know that I'm not gonna sugarcoat things because I want your best . Hope you enjoy this

For more see masterlist and paid readings

Pile 1 :

You are represented by the king of wands a very charismatic person , you attract people who are looking for growth and you are someone who always wins in all fields you exactly know where to play the cards right to win . Alternatively for the other part of the group king of wands can mean someone who's nose is kind of everywhere they're at too many different things not giving one thing the change to reach the full potential.

What's missing is an ending !!! Ending to certain things relationships, people , in order to reach something new you have to let the old things go which is something you have to learn . You need stronger boundaries , more self worth and less attachment issues .

The lessons you have learnt is represented by the queen of wands it is about social settings I feel like you're someone who easily becomes friends with everyone and that's a good networking skill. You could also be someone who is very creative and starts at everything their heart calls for .

Your path ahead is represented by death , it calls for an ending ending of doubts , bad thought patters , old beliefs and relationships let shit go and see what happens .

Your Obstacles is represented by chariot I feel in this case it's about you staying in the same zone and resisting change it's like an ouroburos moving but in the wrong places and wrong circles , cut the string , your comfort zone is killing you honey

O of wands in this case is like don't wait around for anyone not even about being ready yourself just do what you need to do end the things that you need to you can't drag this anymore dear, this could also be about drug addiction or addiction in general .

Your destination is magician yay ! You know how if you just let shit go the magic happens so will it happen for you. Just let it go let people be , only work for yourself, give yourself all, heal and you will know you're powerful, you don't need a guru you're the star itself.

Thank you for reading, if you liked this and would like personal insights or a longer read to book click here .

Pile 2 :

You are represented by four of cups , you are someone who wants what they want and won't settle for anything. I sense a stern energy . Alternatively you might be someone who is extremely bored these days and just wants to lay .

What is missing is justice , you need to work hard rn for your dreams , but in the write direction I won't say you never worked hard but somehow in the wrong way , you might have a retrograde Saturn. You need to find what can do justice to yourself as you owe yourself everything and you are worth everything.

The path behind is represented by page of wands , your reading is like you were a very enthusiastic person once but now you have lost the zing for life . You have a great influx of ideas why don't you use them dear.

Path ahead is represented by the empress , clearly you are to start working on these ideas start the creative project take the leap. Focus on letting your creativity flow , your intuition knows , your soul knows.

The Obstacles is represented by eight of coins is that you need to learn dedication and working on something even if it takes time be it studying , art or relationships you are called to enjoy the journey and not just the victory.

Represented by ace of wands in this case I think you should avoid working on something new until you finish the old , you need to give one thing commitment and mastery then you will reach your destination

Represented by the king of cups. Mature and passionate about what they do . This infact represents a chance that you might become the best at what you wanna do . You might become a professor a teacher or a guide to people if you choose to follow this path .

Thank you for reading, if you liked this and would like personal insights or a longer read to book click here .

Pile 3 :

You are represented by six of coins a very beautiful earthy loving energy of gratitude and kindness , you give without thinking anything part of why you are blessed with more .

Ten of swords is what is missing in my deck it's literally a person cutting off a hand honey someone is using you , the awareness and discernment on who deserves your time money and energy is the thing that is missing .

You have learnt that people will be who they are despite giving your all so why don't you apply that in new relationships keep the knowledge but also use it . Alternatively this could be about relationship and someone leaving you in the past who was toxic.

The path ahead is represented by the fool , you're in the start of a new journey you have endless possibilities you can now leap into new and have faith that universe will do the best for you.

Your Obstacles are represented by death , you're ruminating on a past relationship too much which is making you work extra even for the bare minimum you have to work to stay in your queen energy don't do too much it's not worth it .

You must overcome the queen of wands I think this is a toxic person who was in your life you said you stupid shit that didn't align with you and now you have taken their words literally , recognize who this is maybe a family member a friend or a youtuber guru idk they have flowery energy but they're unhealed

Your destination is represented by the two of cups yay a union this can be the union of your logic and intuition. Masculine and feminine energie or a new relationship:) all in all an energy of balance and love .

Thank you for reading, if you liked this and would like personal insights or a longer read to book click here .

[royalarmyofoz]

baby girl has never had a friend before<3

[goferwashere]

I have a thing for women wearing fancy shit from the 1800’s I guess

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

Whenever I think the Agatha fandom couldn’t possibly get any weirder, I just log onto twitter and see the actually insane things people will tweet out of their own free will.

What do you mean you took a picture of a stranger’s ass and posted it online without their consent?

What do you mean you publicly make super weird and parasocial and honestly really gross remarks about Kathryn and other cast members just to get likes and attention?

What do you mean you stalk the cast online because you have no shame or sense of boundaries?

The obsession with AI in fics and fanart, being super weird to Joe Locke, turning a blind eye to a cast member’s Zionism as well as her being a Depp apologist because you think she’s attractive, overall acting like a Salem Seven hive mind type of group. Just weird fucking behavior.

[flipjack]

Aubrey and Natasha giving us what we wantneed.

[rknchan]

peril at end house … again

it was meant to be a 1930 fashion study but i failed big time

[aneumann]

Plâncton - 2024 by.: Agatha Neumann

[yourbasicqueerie]

GUYS WHERES THAT ONE LILIA PICTURE WHERE SHE IS ALL DIRTY WITH MUD BUT SHE HAS THE BIGGEST MOST BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES EVER I NEED IT BAD OML

[motherhahnsevilhag]

Blonde Aubrey does something inexplicable to me

[aloneandaloe]

CONGRATULATIONS MY LOVE rant free in my mind with Aubrey's voice all days

[rita-repulsa-ke]

Agatha and Billy

“…So, Rio, huh? What’s up with that?”

“Oh come on, Teen, have you looked at her?”

“…Not really my area.”

“Oh. Right. Well, just trust me on this, okay? She’s a solid ten in a world of threes.”

“Agatha, you’re not going to convince me that you dated Death because she was hot.”

“Well, she was also great in the sack.”

“Ewww.”

“Oh come on, how old are you? Grow up. Surely you’ve gone to bed with that boy you’re constant texting hearts to….hahahaha, you haven’t! Knew it, you have such virgin energy.”

“You know, Agatha, if you don’t want to talk about this, you can just say so.”

“Heh. Fine, I don’t want to talk about my crazy ex.”

“…Fine. …But were you in love with her?”

“Nope. It was purely sexual. Never even really liked her.”

“You’re lying. You are so lying.”

“Why do you care??”

“…I don’t know. I was curious.”

”Oooh. Trying to decide if the nice boy is The One?”

“…maybe.”

“Well, don’t learn from my example. I fell in love with a crazy supernatural being with a penchant for stalking and look how that turned out.”

“But you did love her.”

“…Sure. Once.”

“How did you know? That it was love?”

"Normal way. Did a spell about it."

"There's a spell??…There isn't a spell. Right. …You can stop laughing any time now."

"I cannot believe you fell for that."

"Okay, but tell me for real! How do you know?"

"…Honestly? You just know. You wake up one day and you look at them and you think, I wouldn't be me anymore, if they weren't here."

"…Agatha, that's really beautiful."

"Ugh, you're such a disgusting romantic, maybe you would have gotten along with Rio."

"Do you ever miss her?"

"No. …Sometimes."

"I want to be in love like that. But way, way, way, way healthier than whatever you two have going on."

"Well, you're not going to manage it with the nice boy."

"What? Why not?"

"He's nice. And you aren't."

"...wait, why am I taking romantic advice from you? Your ex literally killed you."

"Sure, but at least I'm not a virgin."

Somehow this became a series Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 Pt5 Pt6 Pt7 Pt8 Pt9

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[if-i-look-straight-look-again]

I’m as enchanted by the lesbianism as the next queer person on this app but WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT EVERYONE THINKING THAT LORNA’S BALLAD DID NOT WORK WHEN ALL ALONG IT WAS A PROTECTION SPELL AND THE ONLY REASON ALICE IS ALIVE IS BECAUSE HER MOTHER BECAME A ROCKSTAR SO THE SONG WOULD ALWAYS BE PLAYING SOMEWHERE ARGHHHHH