#afterlife shenanigans

[shinayashipper]

Seth, hugging Kisara: I love you more, because I love Loving You 🥰🥰🥰 <3

Atem: AUGH. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THAT!!! THAT DISPLAY OF **HAPPINESS**!! You've never seen Me and My Partner getting like That-

Seth: yeah because you Are Dead and he's Alive so-

Atem: SHUT. UP

[one-thousand-and-one-fandoms]

"Are you serious?" I asked.

"Dead serious," the reaper answered and I tried to smother the small grin that reflexively pulled at my lips because this was serious, for goodness sake, control yourself!

"But how? More importantly, can it be reversed? Do you know how many times I said that?! It was supposed to be a joke!"

"Well, now it's not, is it?"

"Answer the question," I snapped, but quickly remembered who it was that I was snapping at and what he could do, "please."

"Fortunately for you, careless mortal, it can be reversed. Just declare: "I hereby release you from your oath for the debt has been paid"," the reaper replied.

"That's it?"

"That's it."

I turned to look at Tony, my elderly neighbor whom I'd catsitted for tons of times in the past without expecting anything in return... let alone his soul. He looked pissed. I would be too, to be honest, if I found myself in his predicament.

"I hereby release you from your oath for the debt as been paid," I said, as solemnly as I could when I honestly found the whole situation absurd. Tony glowed white for a moment before he dissipated like mist in the sun and then the reaper and I were left alone.

The reaper pulled out a rolled piece of an old looking, yellowish... paper? Actually, it looked leathery. It might have been hide, now that I think about it. It probably was.

"Now that that business has been taken care of," the reaper said and cut the string, releasing the roll of rolled hide which unfurled into a long, long strip that curled at the feet of the reaper, "if you'd be so kind as to repeat the same thing to all the people in this list, I'll be out of your hair and you won't ever have to see me again. Until the day you die, that is."

I stared at him. Then I looked over his shoulder to read some of the names. The first name was Terry Susan Appleby. Suzie?! Really? I hadn't seen her since I moved to Chicago in 8th grade. I looked at the reaper.

"You're shitting me," I said.

If the reaper could smile, I bet he would have sported a shit eating grin. As it was his skull face seemed to be mocking me even with the lack of eyes and lips.

"Dead serious," he replied.

"Fuck."

“Sure, it’ll only cost you your soul” you used to jokingly say whenever you did something for free. Everyone always got a laugh out of it, and so did you! Until the first soul showed up in your living room with a very, very tired looking reaper.

[tiredcowboyy]

I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

[blabberoo]

Yknow how gabriel is hateful towards v1? What if v1 returns that..

V1 fights gabriel out of "unsatiated hunger" but what if it becomes hatred. This allmighty angel being so angry at it for only acting accordingly out of survival. It didnt chose to have a need of blood to live. It didnt chose to be a machine of war. Was it wrong to live? To desire to live?

Of course, it cant really communicate that. The only thing it knows how to deal with its frustration was violence.

[hee-hee-hoo-ho]

You know it just occurred to me what if a character that have some authority in afterlife or hell or the like says "Hell no!" replying to someone and that person effectively banned from hell.

Now I'm gonna put this in Dp x DC since the crossover just keep showing up to me and what if Danny, by some twist after becoming the ghost king or something now has that exact authority and just banning people after people from infinite realm (that maybe some people considered hell (idk, just twist it however you like)).

Also imagine scenario like.. maybe Constantine trying to summon the ghost king since he senses the throne changing from Pariah Dark and trying to offer his soul for whatever reason maybe earth protection from IR and Danny, newly enthroned, keep forgetting his words has some magic authority and saying "Hell no" to Constantine because why would I even want your soul??! and instead making Constantine banned from hell

what if this also works with him saying something along "heaven forbid" or smth or whatever you want him to say that basically make him able to ban ppl from afterlife. Let's also make it so that because they're banned they're practically immortal. Or maybe his word make him able to order anything related to afterlife because he has the authority for it.

[askparadise]

ohhh you are sooo back!!!

Winslow: “Back and with company”

*Please welcome ‘Cherik’, Winslow’s new roommate in hell.

[ Hi there! Yes back. Still spontaneous. I’m giving this blog a soft reset and roping in a friend who writes ‘Cherik’ (POTP 1990) who will be hanging about too. Why? Because we feel like it. You can still ask any POTP character questions, you can also ask Cherik. Some responses may come as pros instead if art. If you want to ask pre-death or pre-accident Winslow any questions, specify in your asks. ]

[king-mera]

This is a thought that randomly popped in my mind and didn't want to leave me alone: how would your Phoebe interact with Jillian from ATC?

I noticed people comparing Phoebe to Jillian when Afterlife first came out, but I always saw them as very different characters personality-wise.

My Phoebe retains her more cautious and logical nature from her debut appearance, while Jillian is more bombastic and likes to take risks. I think once the initial shock of meeting a Ghostbuster from another timeline wears off, they'd be asking each other a lot of questions and comparing experiences. I'm sure Jillian would enthusiastically take Phoebe under her wing as a protege, but Phoebe would be hesitant once she learns how this woman conducts her experiments with flagrant disregard for lab safety. I imagine they'd argue a bit before finding a balance. Jillian would help Phoebe come out of her shell and try new things, while Phoebe would remind her new teacher not to push things too far.

Jillian: "Safety lights are for dudes!"

Phoebe: "What about Podcast?"

Jillian: "Safety lights are gender neutral!"

[crimeronan]

if caleb and the golden guard ghosts ARE real (as opposed to belos's unreliable projections) then there is something TRAGICALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS about all of them just hanging out tormenting belos together. cuz your initial instinct after being murdered would PROBABLY be more like "oh no, my murderer lied to and manipulated me and is going after another kid, i gotta protect this unfortunate-ass child with my life" like the mental image of tiny baby hunter just surrounded at all times by eighteen surly guardian angels while he's kicking up his legs reading banned books under his bedsheets. for all i know that's ALSO happening but i'm sure there's a sense of. like. learned helplessness?? they know there's no hope and that expending emotional energy is exhausting. there have been dozens of these guys and none have ever made it out alive. what is even the point. whenever a golden guard dies their ghost will be like "oh no, wtf, we gotta save the kid that belos just dragged out of the ground to replace me" while anyone who's been around for more than like two decades is just puffing on a ghost cigar and playing ghost cards at a ghost poker table feet kicked up not even looking up from their hand like "nah chill. we'll just fix him once he crosses over. trust me you do NOT want the drama oh my godddd. anyway do you wanna join the betting pool or what"

"the... what"

"yeah we've got even odds rn on whether he gets killed for being a jock or a nerd. you in??"

"...BRO-?"

[breathalyzerfail]

I wonder what it means that Karna and Raphaniel were destroyed by Deus-Pa'Zuul. That perhaps they are shredded beyond even the reach of the Bulb and the Hungry One they knew.

But that's okay, coz perhaps there is such a thing as Conservation of Mass and Energy even for souls.

So if they are lost to the Calorum afterlife, well, I believe there is a Being out there who specializes in Lost Things. Something that skitters about the Liminal Spaces of the worlds. That enfolds lost and broken things into their great fluttering wings.

They'll take what is left of these lost souls, deftly mend their broken pieces, and give them a Home.

[simantopia]

❝ nerv, tell me it's not true ! the afterlife doesn't exist, right ? ! ❞

❝ uhh . . . ❞

❝ it's at least pleasant ? ? everyone is happy there ? ? ❞

❝ um . . . ❞

❝ NERVOUS, PLEASE ! ❞

[lostmidnightwriter]

Martin and Gonff: *do illegal/stupid shit*

Rose and Columbine:

[shadowkira]

I'm trying to be brave and work toward finishing Act 3, but man... my first few attempts at playing this game were shit. I keep looking for items I never got, and I was trashing all my decent arrows.

But this was the first account where I could romance Karlach. I also get to kiss Shadowheart, so, perks?

Also, I might have to draw Karlach in this outfit + domme Shadowheart... for reasons. 👀

[arttrampbelle]

Shang,my Man has his priorities right?

😑🙄🤣

Shang is a god of time and space now and has no use for the crown. But lose his dragon bong,all of a sudden it's the end of times.

"You fucking lost the weed honey?!" "How else am i gonna cope with American gaming corporate now?"

(Used a base)

[bipherpol]

i am so very tempted to draw a very dumb little comic strip of ace and sabo bickering over who has the cooler fire-related epithet

[smiledotdeer]

Church is here to guard the baby. He's purring as best as an old broken neck can.

Anonymous also asked: Guarding baby includes guarding Cal. The deer demon gets a lick if and when he comes to check on the baby while Church is there.

At first, Cal had been somewhat worried about how his pets would handle seeing his son...but now, like many of his concerns, he sees it was unfounded.

He can't help smiling a little brighter when he sees the old gray cat curled up with his slightly crooked head resting atop Junior's shoulder, letting the baby's head rest on his belly like a blood-matted, smelly pillow as they lay together on his bed.

It's adorable, and he rewards the old cat with a gentle cheek pet, which garners him an affectionate lick in return. "You're a real dynamite fella, Church."

[arthur-side]

MCYT and SBG doesn't sound so bad🤔

It does.

The fucking MCYT fandom is V A S T with too many independent stories to handle while SBG is just in one singular timeline.

I've been traumatized man.

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au