#timkondanny

[chatonfils]

Starting off by saying I hate “mom Danny” bc it tends to be p transphobic and misgendering, so if anyone adds it to my post I’m blocking them.

Tim making his Kon clone baby, but the cloning chamber isn’t stable enough for the fetus. He’s desperately trying anything that he think might work, when he comes across Phantom. Phantom who has experience with stabilizing clones.

Danny had heard whispers through the grapevine (Ellie who’d joined the Teen Titans as Phantasm) that there was someone attempting to make clones. He’d only meant to snoop and see if it was a Vlad situation. If any clones had been made and needed liberating. What he found was a newly minted Red Robin crying over a red blinking message on a cloning chamber. He warbled a quiet “please, Kon, I don’t want to live without you.”

Danny quickly realizing this wasn’t an attempt to replace and destroy, but actually someone grieving, in probably an unhealthy way, but who was Danny to judge, he’d once replaced Sam and Tucker with robots for less. So he decided to help Red Robin out. Sure, he hadn’t dealt with kryptonian dna before, but he was at least 89% sure halfa dna was way more complicated. And Red Robin had already figured out ways around the dna shenanigans, it was just the stability that wasn’t going well. Honestly, he didn’t think it would be as easy as an ecto dejecto like it had been for Ellie. But his parents had a lot of inventions that they’d started making to help out ghosts, once they’d realized Danny was Phantom. Maybe telling Red Robin about ghost IVF wasn’t his most thought through plan.

“I think what might help is an incubator.” Phantom had suggested.

Tim could only gesture at the cloning chambers that had failed him thus far. They were essentially huge incubators.

Phantom awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck. “I meant, like, a living incubator. Like a surrogate.”

“Where am I going to find someone that I not only trust to carry the baby, but also would volunteer?” Tim raised an eyebrow at him. Hell, had Tim had the equipment to do so, he would have carried the baby, everything else be damned. He just didn’t want to be alone anymore.

Phantom blushed green and looked away. “It might take a little tinkering with the embryos to work with the physiology, but…. I could carry the baby for you. I mean, I’m trans, and even if I wasn’t, ghosts are kind of malleable in a reproductive sense. And there are options for IVF in ghost science. And like, my own clone is like my little sister. I’m also a protection spirit, so I would protect the baby with my entire afterlife. And I’m kind of rambling so you should say something before I embarrass myself.”

“You would be willing to carry a baby for me?” Tim was shell shocked by the offer.

“I mean, yeah. You’re a good guy. You’re not cloning him for a malicious reason. You’re just trying to bring back a piece of your friend because you love and miss him. Dedication that strong for someone who has left the living plain, is admirable. You realized early on that you wouldn’t be able to increase the speed in which the clone grew. You’ve been trying despite knowing that this clone will be a baby that’s going to be your child, and not just the friend you lost. And I wouldn’t mind giving up my body for a little bit so you can make your family.”

Tim certainly hadn’t meant to surge forward and kiss Phantom. “Thank you.” Tim pulled Phantom into a fierce hug. “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”

It took about a month for them to work out the kinks of making the baby safe for Danny’s body. In this time, Danny showing Red Robin his human form, and Tim revealing his own identity. It felt kind of wrong to keep his name from someone he intended to get pregnant with his child. Tim and Danny got close as they worked together on the baby. And there may have been a few more kisses shared between them. In the end, the baby ended up spliced with mostly Kon’s dna, some of Tim’s (to stabilize the kryptonian dna), and some of Danny’s (to keep the baby safe in the womb).

Once Danny was well and truly pregnant, he encouraged Tim to find Bruce. “I’ll keep the baby safe. You find your dad. If you need me for anything, I’m only a call away.” Tim hadn’t forgotten about Bruce, he’d just never thought it would take so long to set up cloning Kon. So much of his hurt and loneliness had fallen away in Danny’s presence, and Danny had let him hyper focus on making their baby.

“Probably terrible timing, but I’ve got to ask,” Tim swallowed nervously. “Be my boyfriend?”

Danny’s lopsided smile, thawed Tim’s nerves. “I think I could work with that. I hope you don’t mind kids though, I’m kind of pregnant.”

Tim huffed a laugh. “I’ll keep in touch while I’m away. Please keep me updated on the baby.”

Danny pulled him into a proper kiss, “I will.”

I’m mostly imagining Tim getting bump update photos and falling in love with his increasingly pregnant boyfriend, while he finds Bruce.

I’m also imagining after Bruce is back, Tim being like, “anyways gtg, my boyfriend is in his third trimester and I don’t want to miss the birth of our baby.” And peacing out before any bats could react, let alone stop him.

And also maybe when Kon comes back, there’s maybe a poly relationship started.

Also thinking about Tim getting Danny pregnant without the science.

Danny gets Dad, Tim gets Papa, and if Kon joins, he gets Poppy.

[spacedace]

Kinda surprised I've not seen any fics where Clockwork traps X character in a time loop for some reason.

Like, I'm imagining a dp x dc Brain Dead (or maybe some Super Brain Dead hmm) thing where CW decides he's going to do Danny a solid and try and do some matchmaking.

But instead of just manipulating things so that Danny meets Tim & Kon (because Danny *hates* it when CW does that, unless it's for world saving reasons) he decides "I'm gonna just make these three live the same day/week/period of time over and over again until they start dating."

Just imagine the *chaos* of it all. Danny *knows* Clockwork is involved but he doesn’t know why and CW isn't going to be found unless he wants to. And maybe none of them even *know* each other, maybe Dannybis still in Amity or just laying low in Gotham/Metropolis trying not to get noticed. Or maybe Tim & Kon originally think *Danny* is responsible once they figure out he is also experiencing the time loop. So there are some loops where it's on sight when they see him. A real Meet Ugly that takes *so many loops* to sort out but does end with them deciding their first date will to prank *everyone* because hey Timeloop! No one will remember all the glitter!

And then of course because they are app dating now, Clockwork ends the timeloop.

[spacedace]

"Dude, for the last time, I told you I'm *not* going to replace your blood with coffee. I don't *care* if you'd do my homework for a year. You. Would. *Die.* I can't just change your biology to make that work! And *no* I'm not going to remove your ability to sleep either! Nocturne would kill me the rest of the -"

The entity paused, blinked glowing green eyes, took in the fact that Tim was bound, took in the rest of the Bats and Birds tied up behind him, the circle they were laid in, the - deeply confused - cultists in various states of Evil Summoning Ritual preparation around the dark room.

"Ah." He said, "Okay, yeah fair. Let me just," The being motioned to the cultists, now fumbling over themselves to try and...bow in supplication? Banish the entity? The cultists seemed conflicted on what the right call was, not helped by their leader seeming to panic over the whole thing. "Just, wait here."

Tim gave him a dead pan stare from behind his mask, wiggling enough to rattle the heavy chains pinning him to the floor. "Sure. Take your time. Perfectly comfortable roght where we are."

"You know I could just leave you there right?" The entity asked, casually throwing down a wave of ice towards the cultists and freezing them all in place. More than a few pinwheeled wildly at the sudden stop to their momentum, one slipped on the ice before the full wave hit him trapping him in a painful looking split. "I don't have to save the guy who stood me up for our game of Doomed."

"I was fighting a supervillain! He was trying to take over the world!"

"Yeah, yeah, we've *all* had to fight supervillains trying to take over the world, at least I text to let people know when the fate of humanity is at stake and I'm going to be late."

"Yeah, sure, Kon and I ended up standing outside the movie theater for half an hour think we were stood up because you're so good about texting about those things."

"Hey, I hate to interrupt whatever *this* whole thing is but if you two wouldn't mind, could you maybe explain what the FUCK is going on here?"

Short DPXDC Prompts #776

Tim frowns at the summoning circle that he and his family are trapped in. “They have the runes all wrong.” Taking a deep breath and ignoring the many questions being thrown at him, he starts chanting in a language that none of the batfam have ever heard before. A being rises from the circle, hair wispy and white and eyes bright toxic green.

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts Masterlist #951-1000

951. Dani HoH Barista 952. Wes is Harley Quinn's Cousin 953. Lancer's Student: Harley Quinn 954. Billy Finds Thermos 955. Dani meets Catwoman 956. Lancer's Class in Central City 957. Wes Gets Superpowers from Pipeline 958. Sam uses Wonder Woman Bracers 959. Better Call Dan 960. Dan Bargains with Captain Cold (FAV PROMPT) 961. Jimmy Olsen's Roommate: Dash 962. Val Works for CPS 963. Barry meets Dani (resurrection) 964. Paulina Museum Curator 965. Diana & Lancer Friends 966. Diana & Tucker Friends 967. Danny Needs Shazam's Help 968. Dash JL Mechanic 969. Clockwork & Wally Angst 970. Danny Sees Speedsters in Portals 971. Diana Finds Danny 972. Danny Chews out Superboy 973. Constantine Meets Johnny 13 974. GL Read CW Sticky Note 975. TimKonDanny Mermaid AU 976. Task Force X Stalks Skulker 977. Dani & Secret 978. Star & Paulina Gotham Roomates 979. Harley Meets Sam 980. Paulina Calls Alfred 981. Johnny/Kitty Work for GCPD 982. Dash & Steph Motorcycle Mechanic AU 983. Consultant Danny 984. Maddie Demands Batman Finds Her Son 985. Maddie Defeats LoA 986. Jack Worked For Wayne 987. Tucker GCPD Detective 988. Dan is Flash Rogues's Friend 989. Danny Overshadows Batman 990. Danny is a Substitute Teacher 991. Shop Teacher AU 992. Danny Joins Vásquez Family 993. Jazz & Harley. Psychologist AU 994. Sam Works For Daily Planet 995. Teen Titans Sleepover at Danny's House 996. Damian's Twin Possesses Danny 997. Dick & Danny Magic Phone AU 998. Central City Baker AU 999. Fentons Hunt Solomon Grundy 1000. Balls.

[stealingyourbones]

Fav Prompts Pt 5.

864. Duke/Danny Eldritch <3 866. Jazz/Cass Therapist AU 867. Soft Jason/Lancer Downtime 870. Dash Construction Worker 871. Paulina Pharmacist 873. Danny & Kyle College Roommates 875. Danny Air Force GL Hal 877. Danny Arkham Secretary 878. Clark Danny Coffee Shop AU 881. Dan Hired at Daily Planet 884. Tucker is GL 889. Dan/Jimmy 894. Dani Art Museum Tour Guide 896. Jack is Hourman 898. Wes Mistaken for Wally 899. Fenton GL Constructs 901. Danny is Tucker's Portal Chauffeur 907. Paulina Slime (ectoplasm) TikToker 911. Tucker/Wally AU <3 914. Zatanna/Dani 919. Danny/Alfred Old Lovers AU 920. Billy & Sam are Friends :) 922. Muppet Actor Danny AU 923. Ghosts Mess with TTK 924. Frostbite Helps Jimmy Olsen 926. Danny Summons JL 931. Danny Grows Antlers 934. Danny Meets Suicide Squad 935. Johnny 13 Messes With Intergang 937. Mad Hatter & Ghost Writer 939. Tucker Made Arsenal's Arm 940. Dani Works for Task Force X 943. Harley and Jazz Pen Pals 944. Danny Clone Found In Cadmus 948. Dash Security Guard 951. Dani HoH Barista 952. Wes is Harley Quinn's Cousin 954. Billy Finds Thermos 957. Wes Gets Superpowers from Pipeline 960. Dan Bargains with Captain Cold (FAV PROMPT) 961. Jimmy Olsen's Roommate: Dash 965. Diana & Lancer Friends 968. Dash JL Mechanic 973. Constantine Meets Johnny 13 974. GL Read CW Sticky Note 975. TimKonDanny Mermaid AU 977. Dani & Secret

[stealingyourbones]

Have some TimKonDanny for the soul: somehow by sheer accident of never being at the right place at the right time plus Tim thinking he already told them or they were smart enough to figure out where he always vanishes to (they thought he had some out of town cases) none of the Bats or Birds figure out that Tim has two boyfriends until he walks in for breakfast with an engagement ring on his finger. The utter chaos he will cause when he says, "I've been with Kon and Danny for 8 months it is about time."

Bonus Points if none of them have ever met Danny before.

THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD i am rapidly just shoveling this entire concept into my unhinged maw and chewing

Comedy of errors shit is my bread and butter dude. They’re literally engaged and Jason asks offhandedly why he has two rings instead of one.

“Oh well that’s simple. One from Connor and one from Danny.”

Chaos breaks out