#I will enforce my rarepair on all you fucks try and stop me

[stealingyourbones]

Have some TimKonDanny for the soul: somehow by sheer accident of never being at the right place at the right time plus Tim thinking he already told them or they were smart enough to figure out where he always vanishes to (they thought he had some out of town cases) none of the Bats or Birds figure out that Tim has two boyfriends until he walks in for breakfast with an engagement ring on his finger. The utter chaos he will cause when he says, "I've been with Kon and Danny for 8 months it is about time."

Bonus Points if none of them have ever met Danny before.

THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD i am rapidly just shoveling this entire concept into my unhinged maw and chewing

Comedy of errors shit is my bread and butter dude. They’re literally engaged and Jason asks offhandedly why he has two rings instead of one.

“Oh well that’s simple. One from Connor and one from Danny.”

Chaos breaks out