#after I eat breakfast

[achespink]

writing with me is me seeing replies and screaming into my pillow for an insane amount of time before I spam you with things

[toanw]

@aceaeite bullied me (politely) for months into designing these after the concept showed up on a very old backlog lmfao Sushi Ninja Cures Real

[shiiro-arts]

More of my BlindLucyAU because apparently I like to suffer :)

Thanks to @clover11-10 for some of these ideas!! <3<3

[wormtime123]

also sorry for never shutting up about this but i got to gem's ep and after grian dies they keep saying he lasted so long because he had so many hearts. he had 2 rows. they understandably chalk it up to hearts but underestimate the sheer willpower of a rabid blood-covered creature backed into a corner frothing at the mouth and biting everything in sight

[ginger-ly]

Heavy heavy breakfast after an hour at the gym is SUCH a mood

I mean…ya I’m still in my sweaty workout clothes but like..you burn 500 calories, gotta immediately follow it up with consuming 2,000 calories of grease and sugar, everyone knows that 🙄

[soupinaboot]

Do you think Batman ever just casually drops the most insane lore to people at random like it's nothing? Cause I do.

[yarboyandy]

Ethan and Giles break up (?) before Giles goes back to the council

[unspuncreature]

today we are mad at the floor

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had a nice visit but I’m so relieved my mother in law has left. I’ve spent the latter half of today repairing the house. Heat back on my beloveds room to try to get the humidity down, fresh sheets on their bed cause they’re way too fucked up to do that for themself, air purifiers pumped up to help with humidity as well.

Scrubbing the washing machine and reclaiming my spot at the kitchen counter where she’s been posted up all week.

[hanzajesthanza]

(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Obsessed with Kafka from Kaiju no. 8 right now, so here's some random NSFW hcs

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♥️ Loves eating you out, especially when he's in his Kaiju form. His tongue is long as hell and hits every spot, plus he loves seeing you writhe underneath him

♥️ Has a size kink, I know y'all peeped his dad bod 🫠 the bulk of this man has me going feral

♥️ First thing on his mind when he goes in his Kaiju form is "how the hell will he be able to fuck you?". He doesn't see a dick when he's in his Kaiju form, he deadass pissed out his nipples that one time. But eventually he figures out how to make his dick appear and best believe he puts it to good use on you

♥️ Likes lazy morning sex, something about spending the morning holding you in his strong arms and filling your pussy up just makes him feel complete

♥️ You should've already guessed by now but, Kafka's dick is literally so fat. He feels guilty whenever you give him head because he can feel your mouth stretching around his girth and hear you gagging on him. He feels a little less guilty though, when he looks down and sees your messy face and fucked out expression

note: This is about to be a little rant-y and kinda unhinged but listen. I'm not a housewife or anything but my god if this man was my husband 🤭 every time he comes back from work the house would be spotless, dishes washed, laundry washed, dried, ironed, and hung up, dinner on the table, dessert in the fridge and most importantly I'd be ready to fuck because GODDAMN THIS MAN IS FINE AS FUCK 😮‍💨 Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🩷

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if y'all don't wanna be tagged in Kaiju no. 8 stuff, just lemme know

[sharkys-disco-stick]

I was looking for a breath of life

A little touch of heavenly light

But all the choirs in my head sang “No!”

[sarasidlesaid]

Chakotay is like “it’s not everyday we go looking for the Borg” sir have you been on the ship? This woman was Fear’s sleep paralysis demon. This woman spat in the queens face. She *frequently* looks for the Borg. Her goal in life is to save Seven and also fuck with the most powerful beings in the universe.

[rileys-battlecats]

was trying to figure out why I feel so Wrong rn and I think it's because I didn't follow my usual daily routine like At All and now my brain is freaking out. woke up at a vastly different time, had entirely different tasks throughout the day, took a nap at a weird time (to make up for the fact I had about 3 hours of sleep last night), zero human contact for the past 15 hours, and ate different food from usual (various leftovers from social events/thanksgiving, instead of cooking for myself like normal). and before I really realized that these were all things that were Bad For My Brain I was just wandering around my house like "why do I feel like garbage?? I've literally been outside so much today my brain should be happy"

ANYWAY here's to me not remembering I have issues with unstructured living because my days have been so similar for the past 4ish years that I straight up Forgot that things being too different too fast makes me crazy ✌️

[sysig]

Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!

Day 8 - Delicious silence

[awesomeferret10]

Don’t think about the period between “Food Battle 2023” and “My Dead Friend”

Don’t think about how Sketch!Ian and Sketch!Anthony have been roommates since 2008 (with a brief period from 2016-2023 where Ian thought he was living with a wife not a best friend) and are always with each other.

Don’t think about how normal it is after a food battle for whoever died to get up and carry on with their normal lives the next day.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian bringing Sketch!Anthonys body home after the ol’ scissoroo and waiting for him to wake up the next morning so they can go back to their usual nonsense

Don’t think about Sketch!Anthony not getting up the next morning.

Or the next.

Or the next.

Or the next.

Don’t think about the 14 days that passed between “Food Battle 2023” and “My Dead Friend”.

Don’t think about how much Sketch!Ian wants his best friend back.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian sobbing at every little reminder that “Anthony isn’t back yet, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.”

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian desperately trying to date and move on.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian getting more and more desperate until he goes onto the dark web, and pours all his time into reanimating Sketch!Anthony.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian getting increasingly more panicked as Sketch!Anthony’s body begins to decay.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian finally having to let go of Sketch!Anthonys body (either in the canonical nuclear explosion or if you’re being angsty about it sobbing, burying him as he’s finally too decayed to puppet, too rotted to pretend he’s still alive).

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian being so upset and setting up a small memorial in what was once their shared house.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian being so depressed that his friends notice and begin setting him up with people to take his mind off it.

Don’t think about Sketch!Ian paying his neighbor off and willingly spreading the rumor that he shit himself to all his friends so that he can put his undivided attention on grieving Sketch!Anthony. On mourning his best friend, and the guilt that comes with the fact he killed him.

Don’t think about how the next time we see Sketch!Anthony is March 1st.

Don’t think about how that’s more than 3 months after he died.

Don’t think about how we have no idea when he came back.

Don’t think about how long Ian might have been grieving for.

𝐃𝐎 think about how when his roommate and best friend died all Sketch!Ians friends began setting him up on dates. Think about how that implies his friends think they’re an item, or life partners, or something of the sort. Think so god damn hard about how in Sketch!Ian’s friend’s minds a girlfriend is a replacement to Sketch!Anthony. Think about what everyone around them assumes they are. Think about how reasonable that assumption is when two 36 year old financially stable men are still roommates and have been since they were 21. Think about how in love Sketch!Ian and Sketch!Anthony are with each other whether in a gay way or not.