#affogato oneshot

[lohotine]

can you do dark cacao vs affogato x male affogato's priest reader both headcanon and one shot

part two of dark cacao x male affogato's priest reader

extra: reader meet affogato again during reader's task

AN: When you asked for Dark Cacao vs Affogato x reader, I assumed it's like... romantic? I'll make a part two of that oneshot eventually, but I have some other things I need to get done and I don't want this post to be that long. I'll merge the last two requests into one a little later, I swear! I also feel like I'm better at writing Affogato cookie, even if the main focus is Dark Cacao, and I apologize for that ☆I tried to make up for it in the oneshot. Of course, headcanons first and then oneshot after. Enjoy ♡

(Also I know you wanted male, but the gender is never specified, at least not in the headcanons.)

Dark Cacao Cookie vs Affogato Cookie x M! Affogato Priest's Reader

Headcanons

Warnings: Meanie Affogato >:( (Manipulation)

By the way, this is pre Affogato exile, and placed in a different universe than the other oneshot I did. ♡☆♡☆

You always were a very bold and clever person

That's why both Dark Cacao and Affogato cookie has their eyes on you

Affogato was much more open with his affection towards you

Constantly referring to you as his 'favorite toy'

You'd expect him to give you less work, seeing that you are his favorite

That title held quite the opposite impact, though

He gave you extra work, and said things like;

"You're tough, I know you can handle it," or

"You wouldn't want to disappoint me now! I know what you're capable of, so I expect your 100%."

You snap at him a lot and refuse to go on some of the absurd missions

He says he honestly loves you, but everyone knows he just enjoys the thrill of a hard-to-get.

Affogato's affection is fake and used mainly for his own benefit

He rarely gives gifts, unless he wants something

Dark Cacao's affection is different though

He isn't nearly as open with his love, but people still notice it

He isn't a man of many words, so his love language is gift giving and acts of service

Dark Cacao is also constantly looking over you, as well

When you two are in public, he always makes the point to stand next to you

He is also much less cold

And people swear they see him smile

If you show the slightest interest in something, it's yours

Affogato sees how much Dark Cacao is interested in you

He is not happy about it.

Next time he calls apun you, he starts manipulations the life out of you

"Do you not love me as I love you? Seeing you act that way with the king.. it feels like a betrayal. Are we not made for each other?"

Affogato just wants you on his side so he can use it against the king if something goes wrong in his plan

You make it very clear in that interaction that you have no interest in him.

Affogato became more passive aggressive after that

Sending you on harder missions, making your tasks start at annoying times like 3:00 in the morning, or just making you the cleaning maid.

Though the king is oblivious to many of Affogato's plans, he does notice this

He apologizes and gets you a bunch of small trinkets that he thinks you'll like

Thunks it was worth the money after seeing you smile

All in all, both Affogato and Dark Cacao are interested in you, but everyone knows who's love is real. (It's Dark Cacao's.) NOW FOR THE ONESHOT!!!

Dark Cacao vs Affogato Cookie x M! Affogato Priest's Reader. ONESHOT.

Warnings: not proof read

-Better-

Today was slightly different than most. It wasn't snowing as hard as usual, and most importantly, the king set aside this day specially for you! A few weeks prior, the two of you had agreed to spend a full day just touring the town. The only problem was your 'boss'.

Affogato Cookie was totally against you taking a day off, especially since it was going to be used to spend time with the king. You would beg, and pleade, until he eventually broke... kind of.

"Alright doll, let's make a tiny deal. You can get the day off if and only if I am allowed to accompany you for your outing," he would explain.

You would sigh, but ultimately agreed to the deal. You didn't want to cancel plans, after all.

You, along with Affogato Cookie would make your way to the agreed meeting spot. Waiting there already was Dark Cacao.

"Oh, what is Affogato doing here?" He would ask.

"I just thought I would come along. You don't mind, right?" Affogato would ask, having a mischievous smile on his face.

"I guess not," sighed Dark Cacao, but it was obvious that both of you minded.

"Wonderul! Let's get going then, yes?" Affogato would start walking in front of you without waiting for an answer. Not want to be left behind, Dark Cacao and you followed suit.

It was supposed to be a day where just you and Dark Cacao would be together, but Affogato had other plans. He first stopped at a stall, where there were many small bracelets, keychains, and small things like that. The twist was that they were meant for couples.

"Oh look doll, we should get these! My treat of course." Affogato would show you two pairs of rings. Silver, of course, since gold didn't really match his aesthetic.

Dark Cacao would scoff, but not say anything.

"Go ahead," you would mumble, not really caring all that much.

He swiftly purchased the rings and handed one to you. "Now we match~" He'd chime while putting one on.

That was when someone nudged you slightly. When you turned around, you saw that it was Dark Cacao. He had purchased more expensive and much more extravagant rings.

"For you." He'd say, giving you one.

Affogato was clearly displeased and sent a glare towards Dark Cacao before regaining that sly smile.

"Let's go get lunch at that one diner near the edge of town," suggested Dark Cacao.

"No no no, that diner is for the commoners! We should go to the new one. It's much more fit for a person like you~" Affogato would say while looking towards you.

He didn't wait for an answer before taking your hand and leading you towards the restaurant he had mentioned.

Dark Cacao was the one glaring now, but didn't dare say anything for fear of upsetting you.

The restaurant was nice. Affogato knew what he was talking about when he said this place was fancy.

You threw were sat down at a table immediately, seeing how you were with the king himself.

The food itself was fantastic, though, it would have been nicer if Affogato didn't blatantly flirt with you so often.

Dark Cacao would roll his eyes after each thing Affogato said, and decided to talk about much more engaging things. Things you were more interested in.

Affogato paid no attention to it.

Once that whole ordeal was over, Affogato went to another stand and bought flowers for you- To which Dark Cacao immediately bought a bigger bouquet. The two of them were non stop spoiling you with things.

It was the same. Someone would suggest or buy you something, and the other would suggest or buy you something better.

This was going to be a long day...

[starlightsugar]

DAY 4: FLIRTING

Heck yeah bad fanfiction

Clotted Cream

5:27 PM (17:27)

The crisp sea breeze wafted in through the tall windows. The House Custard Estate was one of the more inland buildings of the Upper City, but the reach of the sea over a coastal nation was a far one. Nonetheless, it blended with the cool night air as the fiery sun dipped its toes into the cool water below, a gentle reminder that Clotted Cream had better get dressed soon. You see, today just so happened to be the anniversary of establishment of the Grand Cream Musical Association, an organization established by Sable Cookie herself. So, of course, she had invited some of the Republic’s elite to a grand ball. So, here Clotted was, pulling out his more ornate suits for the occasion. Gold embroidery of blossoming flowers and delicately curling leaves bordered the edges of his overcoat, with silky fabric in his favorite shade of light, minty green. He pulled up his matching pants over his socks. Clotted tied on his lacy jabot, and pinned a small emerald brooch onto the center, shining the same shade as his eyes in the soft light of the setting sun. He fixed its position as he looked into the mirror, hands just a little shaky and palms sweating a bit under his crisp white gloves. Yet, despite the summer heat, there was a different reason as to why Clotted felt a little sweatier than usual.

You see, it had been around three months since he had hired a new advisor onto his political board: the charming and cunning Affogato. Perhaps hiring him was a bad decision, seeing Affogato’s history of manipulating people to get his way and allying himself with rather villainous groups. “But those days are behind me now,” he’d said that day when he showed up looking for a job, “I’m a changed man.” But even aside from his treasonous past and suspicious present, there was one other reason the Consul felt a little strange around his advisor. Affogato had made a point to get to know his employer better, often having little conversations with him over some kind of food or drink. And they did get to know each other better, but now Clotted had a new problem on his hands— his respect for the advisor’s intelligence and charm slowly evolving into something resembling a crush. Look at you, Clotted thought, Blushing in the mirror like a schoolboy. This is humiliating. And of course you had to go and fall for… him… instead of some nice noblewoman you won’t be completely shunned for liking. Nonetheless, Clotted rather uncharacteristically had let his emotions get the better of him. And now he’s combing his hair, trying to mentally stabilize himself for a night that he could only hope didn’t end in shambles.

Affogato

5:39 PM (17:39)

He had no idea that Clotted was into men. Specifically him. Maybe he wasn’t into him, and just wanted to invite his friend/work associate to this fancy ball because he had no “special someone”. It would be much easier to invite Financier, considering he knew that she and Clotted were close. She was his literal bodyguard, after all. Either way, Affogato was ecstatic. About a week ago, he had been asked by the Consul to personally accompany him to Sable Cookie’s ball. This brought two excitingly convenient opportunities for Affogato: the opportunity to obtain information on the Republic’s political elite, and to enjoy a night of dancing, sweets, and all other things he missed out on due to being born and raised in the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Finding information about the Elders was a specifically important task for Affogato, being the main reason Dark Enchantress sent him here in the first place. He was rather amused by the Council of Elders’ gullibility, having completely fallen for one of Affogato’s trademark ruses. But he could worry about picking up information when he was actually at the ball. It didn’t start until 6:30, so he, thankfully, had plenty of time to prepare.

He slipped himself into a slim yet full-looking gown with a neckline encrusted with small jewels, tulle layers fading from deep violets to soft lavenders like a waterfall. It wouldn’t be exaggeration to say he felt like a princess in it— all the more ironic, considering that he intends to conquer this land as a king by the time this whole affair ends. But he couldn’t get too excited about this. He had a job to do, and had been instructed to report back to Pomegranate at the end of the month. And judging by her reaction at last month’s little regrouping, he was going to have to really find something out. Luckily, all of the elders— except for that pain-in-the-arse Clotted called a father, thank god— would be there. Perfect. He sat himself down on the chair in front of his small vanity, pulling out an eyeshadow palette of various violet hues, striking blacks, and glittery silvers. I think by now you could definitely tell what Affogato’s favorite color is. But he had to make a good impression, so he had to look good, especially if he was going to be accompanying such an influential and charismatic figure tonight. And, speak of the devil, but soon the advisor heard a knock on his door.

“Who is it?,” Affogato called.

“It’s me, Clotted.”

“Come in.”

As he reached into his mess of a drawer for his new lipstick, the door opened and Clotted walked in, only to stop in his tracks for a split second. Affogato turned to him, a confused expression on his face. “What?”

Both

5:50 PM (17:50)

Oh great divines, if Clotted didn’t think Affogato looked good already. The long, slightly slim, violet gown Affogato had chosen for the occasion had no right to look that good on him. The sheer sight of the way his hair cascaded down his shoulders, rich espresso brown flowing into creamy white like clouds against the night sky could have given the consul a heart attack. It was almost like Affogato was glowing. He kept his composure though, or at least tried to, instead opting to awkwardly clear his throat. “Nothing, I was just wondering if you were ready to go yet. The coach will be here shortly, and it takes a while to get to the Sable estate, you know.” Affogato chuckled. “You worry too much, consul,” he said, “I’m sure we’ll be fine. After all, isn’t it rather on-brand for a man as exquisite as yourself to be a little fashionably late?” Affogato would never admit it, but he’d been looking Clotted up and down in the reflection of the mirror. And damnation, did he look nice in that suit. Maybe the advisor could flatter his way into getting more information. Clotted couldn’t help but flush a little at the compliment, a shade of pastel pink lightly dusting his cheeks. “Thank you, Affogato. I’ll be waiting downstairs if you need anything.” The consul turned to head out the door, only for Affogato to call out, “Wait.” Clotted paused. Affogato turned to Clotted and asked him, “Could you help me with the back of my dress please?” “Sure.” Clotted strode over to where Affogato was now standing, having moved his hair out of the way. Clotted grabbed the hook-and-eye fasteners at the back of the dress, gently snapping them into place while trying to be subtle about feeling Affogato’s smooth skin. He’s so soft, the consul thought to himself. Once he was done, he stepped away and Affogato thanked him. He did a little twirl, letting the tulle of his dress swish and flow around his body. The advisor smiled a little. Clotted smiled at seeing Affogato’s smile. “I still have to finish up my makeup, so I’llll be up here for a bit,” Affogato chirped. “Well,” Clotted said, letting a little idea form in his head. He took Affogato’s hand in his own, holding it up to his lips and planting a soft kiss on the back of his hand. ‘I’ll see you then.” It was Affogato’s turn to blush now.

UGH now I’m TWO DAYS LATE????????? TOT anyways I’m prolly gonna do a drawing for today (and probably yesterday T^T) I tried to combine the prompts for days 4 and 5 on this one, but I wasn’t able to get to the ACTUAL ball part because I wrote this at way too late in the night and I needed to sleep. Anyways tomorrow’s another ficccc! <3 imma try to have 5 and 6’s drawings out today tho. Also pls send writing tips if u want in case I mischaracterized them or smth T~T remember to drink water today

[bondedovermilktea]

Affogato x Caramel Arrow Oneshots/Stories (REQUESTS OPEN!)

Here is my book I write for these two! The title explains it all, different stories for these two! I even made a chapter of their backstory becoming friends and romantic headcannons! Requests are still open to anyone who wants to suggest a story idea ^^.

[dedfly]

Master list

† Shadow Milk Cookie †

Oneshot

1. Shadow Milk Cookie x reader (meet after Shadow was sealed away)

2. Shadow Milk Cookie x tired reader

Headcanons.

★ Shadow Milk Cookie dating headcanons

★ Shadow milk cookie dating headcanons part 2

★ Shadow milk cookie kissing headcanons

★Shadow milk cookie x claustrophobic reader

★ Shadow Milk Cookie x ticklish reader

★ Yandere Shadow Milk Cookie x hypnotized reader

★Shadow Milk x Faerie reader inspired by little mermaid storyline

★Shadow Milk Cookie x scared reader

★Vampire and hypnotis shadow milk cookie x reader

★Shadow Milk being caught while they are writting poetry about reader

๑ Butter Roll Cookie ๑

Oneshots

★Butter roll cookie x ticklish reader

Headcanons

★ Butter Roll Cookie x reader

★ Butter Roll Cookie x ticklish reader

★ Butter Roll Cookie x easily flustered reader

★Butter roll cookie x sleepy reader

★Butter Roll Cookie x chubby reader

~Affogato Cookie~

Oneshot

sub!Affogato cookie x reader

Headcanons

★ Affogato Cookie x reader

★ Affogato Cookie x easily flustered reader Pt. 1

★ Affogato Cookie x easily flustered reader Pt. 2

ψMatcha Cookieψ

★Matcha cookie x autistic reader

★Matcha Cookie x anxious reader

†Burning spice cookie†

★Burning spice cookie x reader

°Royal Margarine°

★Royal Margarine x autistic reader pt.1 pt.2 pt.2.1

×Wildberry cookie×

★Yandere Wildberry cookie x Reader

[hugemilkshake]

FANFIC MATSER LIST PART 2

Second Masterlist because tumbler only lets you have 100 links per post-

Key

Romantic 💕

Platonic 🌸

Romantic or Platonic 🍁

Angst 🫧

Yandere 🥀

Silly 🍡

Unsure ��

Scenarios-Oneshots

Touch some grass🍁

Detective partners🌸

The terror that dashed through the night🌸

Shy sailor 🥀🍁

Random children??? 💕🍡

Remove distractions🍁🫧

Tackle him💕

Y/N dance🍡

Confession💕

Like an open book💕🫧

Space away from a dragon🍁

A love not meant to be💕🫧 (I like this one)

Detective Almond Cookie🍁

Saved by the plot🌸

Some white lily thing❓

Somewhat plot relevant?- self aware Au🌸

Cowardly player- self aware Au🌸

Panicking because of plot relevance- self aware Au🌸

A dear friend🌸

Obvious to law enforcement💕

Dragon? No. Cookie.🌸

Smithery of Cuddles💕

Falling for law enforcement💕

I’m better than you!💕

Unlucky much?🍁

Arrows on deaf ears🫧

Need assistance?🍁🫧

Purify the Darkness 🍁🫧

Darkness consumed a friend 🍁🫧

Who told you?!🌸

Road Trip Time!🌸

After the road trip 🌸

Darkness isn’t always bad..? 🌸

Too spicy!! 💕

A cozy home 🍁

A lovely invitation 💕

Headcannons

Butter Roll cuddling🍁

Cherry Blossom picnic🍁

White lily picnic🍁

Romantic Golden Cheese💕

Y/N scared of spiders🍡

Yandere ancients x ancient reader🥀🍁

Capsaicin with a menthol reader💕

Stormbringer cuddles🍁

Elder Faerie with an easily lost reader🍁

Cinnamon cookie with hypnotist reader🍁

Dragons with aggressive reader🍁

Royal margarine cuddles🍁

Smoked cheese with alicorn reader🍁

Dragons with flower sickness reader🍁🫧

Dragons with a sick reader🍁

Caviar with a reader who has scars🍁

Father Millennial Tree🌸

Dark Cacao with a sick child🌸

Matcha cookie cuddles🍁

Dragon with a pale aliment reader🍁

Dark Cacao with a sick child pt 2🌸

Guardian of all dragons🌸

Baumkuchen with his spouse 💕

Affogato with a manipulative reader 🍁

Fluffy Golden Cheese headcannons 🍁

The triple cone principles trying to have reader join their school 🥀🌸

Burning Spice dating headcannons 💕

First Grain with a Chubby reader 💕

Peach Blossom with an immortal reader 🍁

How the ancients would react to being rejected 🥀💕

Burning spice reacting to reader being hurt🍁

Carameleon cookie with a mermaid reader🌸

Doodles

Cream unicorns horse form🍡

Almond with a 7ft tall reader🍡

Star Dust school Au🌸

Pitaya and reader selfie! 🌸

OC Stuff

The other patrons🌸

Chilling with the patrons💕

Conversations🌸

Tease that “dragon”🍁

Greed🌸

Game night🌸

Date gone wrong🍁

Metal tail?🌸

Bug Pile! 💕🌸

Blinding light❓

OCs reacting to getting proposed to 💕

Wild Basil with a gullible child reader 🌸

Wild Basil (and purple mold) with a child reader 🌸

Reader and the H2O Bros 🌸

Barbecue “Dragon” with a reader who accepts him as he is 🌸

Purple Mold with a chubby reader 🍁

Parental responsibility 🌸

How my ocs would react to being kissed💕

[sleepingdeath-light]

yandere hcs + fem s/o ; affogato cookie

requested by ; anonymous (07/09/23)

fandom(s) ; cookie run

fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific

character(s) ; affogato cookie

outline ; “Hellooo I wanted to request a yandere affogato cookie from cookie run oneshot or hc whichever you feel like doing ^^ with female s/o”

warning(s) ; yandere!affogato cookie, stalking, manipulation, emotional manipulation, kidnapping, brainwashing

as far as yanderes go, affogato cookie is absolutely terrifying because of the sheer influence he has — once you’re in his grasp in the cacao kingdom there’s basically no chance of you escaping because he has more than enough loyal followers to track your every move, to watch you in his absence, and to hunt you down if you ever manage to slip through his fingers somehow

he stalked you for months before taking you — making use of his following to ensure you had eyes on you at all times whilst maintaining his own perfect alibi in the palace, studying your schedule and observing even the smallest parts of your day (collecting all of the information gotten by himself and those beneath him to gain a more comprehensive understanding of your person: likes, dislikes, body language, habits, the language you use, every little quirk, etc.)

then once he had enough information (more than enough, even), affogato cookie finally approached you — making good use of his charismatic persona and natural charm to flirt and flatter you into agreeing to go out on a date with him (a date that he’d already planned out to the last detail in order to ensure that it all went perfectly)

he spent months wooing you, taking it as slow as possible and gradually ramping up the intensity of what he was doing — flowers, cards, your favourite foods, spontaneous dates, showing up at the same places by accident, spending weekends at your home, etc. — which meant that the two of you had a very normal relationship for a while, with you never suspecting a thing and only ever believing him to be your devoted, loving boyfriend (rather than the manipulative stalker that he truly was)

he tries to be patient, he really does, but eventually something snaps and he decides that he’s waited enough and he just needs to have you — that’s what leads to him inviting you to his home for the first time, where he greeted you with a kiss and gave you a steaming cup of your favourite hot drink and hung your coat up for you, where after only three sips you started to feel woozy and he, ever the gentleman, took the cup and lead you upstairs so that you could ‘sleep off’ whatever was happening in his bed

and that was the last time anyone other than him or his followers saw you alive — as far as outsiders were concerned you’d decided to move back home after feeling homesick (your handwriting was easy enough for him to forge after you’d sent him so many lovely letters, and with his influence it wasn’t hard to lie about your whereabouts when asked — feigning heartbreak as he described how you’d ‘abandoned’ him overnight after spending ‘weeks’ talking about how much you ‘missed everyone back home’, how he wasn’t surprised but it still deeply hurt him to lose you so soon)

from that point onwards you never have a moment to yourself and are constantly being observed by him and his followers — with them accompanying you around the home, guarding the exit to the room you’re in, and even monitoring what you eat/drink to ensure that you’re getting everything you need to survive whilst under their care (they don’t speak to you beyond the bare minimum to stop you from going mad, like asking if you’re hungry/thirsty and telling you when affogato cookie will get home — but most of your socialising and company will come from your ‘lover’ as he doesn’t like sharing and wants you to be totally reliant on him for all of your needs)

that being said he doesn’t leave you completely alone with your thoughts: stocking his bookshelves with your favourite novels, keeping the materials you need for your hobbies at hand at all times (whilst monitoring you just in case), and just generally giving you the things you need to keep yourself entertained — he does still care for you, in his own twisted way, and he actually wants you to like him so he tries to not do too much that could lead to you hating him

but if you keep on defying him, if you keep on fighting him, then he’ll be forced to take on some more underhanded and immoral tactics to keep you under his thumb — completely isolating you, practically starving you, only letting you interact with him for months and doing whatever he can to break you down (even brainwashing and manipulating you in the same way he does his followers — it’s his last resort but at least he knows it will work)

he even makes sure that his followers guilt you into staying, into listening and obeying, on his behalf by highlighting all of the good he’s done for you — by the time he’s done you’ll be the one apologising for being so cold and cruel to him and, of course, he’ll forgive you for it because he loves you so very much

you will love him, whether you want to or not

[lilacartsmadsion]

Chocobrave AU Oneshot

Bad Dream

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It was in the middle of the night in the Dark Cacao Kingdom, stakes were still high…

Watchers change shifts in an effort to preserve the kingdom and protect the Citadel…Servants changing shifts to tend to any sick soldiers or servants in the castle…

On this very rare occasion…

Dark Cacao was in bed, breathing heavily, a pain panged in his chest causing him to wheeze…

A bandage wrapped around his chest and stomach, reminding him of the fight he lost from his son…that was many years ago…

Yet, even with the Soul Jam the cursed wound refuses to heal…distracting him from sleeping…

He was forced into his chambers by his servants…mainly Affogato, he would’ve left, but the pain was finally catching up…

He sat up, groaning painfully as he examined the bandages around his chest…unable to sleep…

He stared at the darkness, contemplating every decision he’s made…wondering if this was all worth it….

Suddenly he heard footsteps from the door, opening the door and shining a dim light in the inside was Gingerbrave…

A cookie who Dark Cacao saved a while back…the child had no place to go…so Dark Cacao allowed him to stay inside the Citadel…

“Gingerbrave? Why are you up?” Dark Cacao asked, Gingerbrave peering our the door

“I can’t sleep…” Gingerbrave spoke softly, hiding sheepishly behind the door…

“You had a nightmare?” Dark Cacao asked, Gingerbrave nodded in response, it was then Dark Cacao noticed that Gingerbrave had dragged his own blanket along with him and sighed in defeat…

“Come here…” He spoke softly, a surprised Gingerbrave closed the door behind him and climbed up the bed with Dark Cacao…

He snuggled next to the King, and for a moment, Dark Cacao was reminded of his own son…he burned that memory away…

“You wanna talk about it?” Dark Cacao asked softly, Gingerbrave thought, laying in silence before he shook ‘no’

“Okay…” Dark Cacao spoke, he tried to breathe softly for Gingerbrave, trying not to wheeze and disturb him…he focused on his breathing, forcefully numbing the pain, letting it subside…

Slowly, Gingerbrave started to fall asleep beside him, snuggled against him…

Again, Dark Cacao is reminded of his own son…when Dark Choco would come into his room to sleep with him after having a bad dream…that memory felt like centuries ago now…

Dark Cacao carefully tucked the blanket on Gingerbrave cradling him like a small child and sighed…

He really needed to find where Gingerbrave came from and send him home…The Dark Cacao Kingdom is no place for a child like him…

…

For now…he can worry about that later…despite the pain in his chest, the inability to move caused him to fall into slumber…

[ilovemorayeels]

Can you please do Yandere Gojo where his darling accidentally finds his stalker wall where he has all his pictures of them

of course! ty for requesting, enjoy!

Black Roses, in the Middle of an Altar.

a/n: idk why almost everything I write about somehow has coffee in it, I don't even like it lol

type: yandere oneshot

cw: worship (towards reader), gn!reader, yan!satoru, stalking, candid photos, knocking out (towards reader), creepiness, delusional!satoru

word count: 637

Satoru hummed your favorite song as he placed the plastic bottle you drank from in the shrine, another sacred item you bestowed your DNA on. He couldn't be any happier to have another thing you had the honor to bless him with this! Well, not really, he took it from the trashcan after you threw it away. A photo of you, the best one, was right in the middle, shining away all of the other pictures, and a table for everything Satoru is lucky to get his hands on. Napkins, empty water bottles, your mug (which he drinks from everyday), and a shirt he stole from your closet!

Oh, how he wished to see you smile at him. To see your pearly whites beam at him, he's sure he'd melt. Yet you're just another citizen, one who barely knows who he is. But that's alright for Satoru! You can just know him as "the-white-haired-dude-who-seems-to-love-and-do-everything-that-you-like"! He'll be fine with that either way. Little by little, Gojo will have you.

"I'm surprised you know this café, Gojo!" You chirped in delight, holding a fragrant coffee. How did Gojo know this was your favorite coffee shop? It wasn't well-known, only locals and curious tourists who looked further than famous crowded places. It was probably just pure luck...

"I just saw it and I immediately knew you'd like it. I had no idea you even knew of this place!" Satoru lied, his tone slightly straining, annoyed that you two were still in last-name basis. Has he not done enough? Has he not been taking you in enough dates hangouts? Oh well. He drowned his lips in affogato, the bittersweet filling just the right amount of sugar and caffeine in his heart. "Say, how about you visit my house? I have a limited edition brew of the coffee you're drinking right now. I have enough to make a batch for the both of us." He'd been drinking it regularly, thinking it'd bloom the roots of your soon-to-be relationship.

"I'd love to!" You agreed, thinking this was just another attempt that Gojo was making to get you to hang out with him longer. Not that you didn't mind the clinginess, you just never saw someone so interested in hanging out with you for so long (no shade!!).

Before you knew it, you were sitting in a dining table, laughing it up with the strongest with fresh brew. Black roses sat in the middle of the table, though it didn't fit the aesthetic, why would there be gothic looks in a clean modern house? Maybe it's just a preference. You shouldn't be so judgy.

"I need to go to the bathroom, do you mind telling me where it is?" You asked, putting down your coffee.

"Of course, it's just right down the hall." Satoru vaguely waved to the direction.

It felt like a completely different aura in the hallway, creepy, cold. Like everything in your body was telling not to, your legs felt the need to run away, but you marched on. The floor creaked, it was quiet, endless. This must be the door, right? It's the only one you can really think is for a bathroom. You open the door.

You're sleeping. You're working. You're eating. All these memories should only be kept to yourself, you lived alone. But you're right here, in all these photos. And those same dreaded roses that look like the night sky itself in the midst of an altar. Dedicated to you. To show worship towards you.

Satoru. Has. Been. Stalking. You-

"So you found it." He mutters with disappointment, you don't dare look back. He wasn't dumb, he knew where you stumbled upon the moment you entered the room. He has the six eyes after all. "That's alright, I'll be something more to you."

Goodnight, Y/N.

[paperdice]

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐤!

- bofurin boys x paranoid motherly reader hcs - pt2 izukus twin x platonic hcs with aizawa, katsuki + 2 others of my choosing (bc 1 choosing isn't enough 4 me mwhahah) - mordecai heller x asexual reader hcs and oneshot - twisted alice x male reader that was her past lover - rocky rickaby x reserved polite reader romantic hcs - tickling reader x butter roll cookie and affogato cookie hcs - 2BDammed x reader x Hank NSFW fic - dark cacao cookie, burnt cheese cookie and stardust cookie x goddess reader hcs - kusuo x foreign gn reader hcs - avocado cookie x cuddly fem reader hcs - snakefruit cookie x dragon reader hcs - beast cookies x chosen undead reader hcs

phew that's a bunch laid out for me! thanks to all the anons and their requests, I was getting a bit worried that it'll take a little while to get to these. so I wanted to post this to say that I am working on it! will it be in this exact order? maybe depending on how long some of these take since I am a picky writer that goes all out regrettably but it's all worth it in the end! please be patient with me 🙏🙏

[desiredcaramellatte]

Heya could you write (hc or Oneshot your choice ) an Affogato x Reader who is poly? (ofc you dont have to do this request ) have a good day!

Ooo another Poly request :00

Hope I did this right! Second attempt at writing poly haha! Also a little short but I ran out of ideas oop

Affogato x Polyamorous Reader

Romantic

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ My dude is a literal walking example of gender envy. He has no care in the world what your gender or sexuality is.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He hasn't heard of Polyamory before, though, so he was quite curious about it when you first explained the general concept behind it and that you were, in fact, Polyamorous.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ If you ever want to go on a date with anyone else, he is likely going to ask to come. He wants to spend time with you, and plus, if you're dating someone else, he would like to get to know them.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He will occasionally invite you and your other partner out for mani-pedis. This is mainly how he bonds with others, just talking while being pampered.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He likes to give you nicknames that relate to you being poly. For example, once you watched The Lady And The Tramp with him, and he started calling you 'Tramp.' Call him 'Lady' in return and he will absolutely melt. It's become practically a war and has confused even more people about Affogato's gender, and he absolutely loves it.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Overall he is such a slay queen. I can't believe I just typed that sentence. Oh well, It’s true.

[the-killer-princess]

Affogato Cookie one-shots

{**Affogato Cookie one-shot**} - Chapter 1 - Thekillerprincess - Cookie Run (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

A oneshot book filled with different stories centering around one of my favorite cookies, Affogato because I love him so much and I think he has a really pretty design.

 I will be including a lot of my own personal headcanons and ships that I have for Affogato Cookie .

*I will be taking requests, and I'll place the rules for those requests in the first chapter* and if you have one pop over to ao3

[lohotine]

nice story but can you make dark cacao vs affogato x male affogato's priest reader but in original universe like reader meet affogato again outside kingdom during mission

also add against and injured ( not too much )

AN: So, I kinda forgot a lot of the crk kingdom lore, but I think I got this! Been procrastinating on this one, sorry. In Affogato's wiki, it says that after his banishment, he practiced magic and stuff, so I mentioned that in the story. Um, and I tried to find out where he went after the banishment, but I couldn't find anything so I'm just assuming he's just in a small camp or set. Idk man. If things aren't right in this, please just lmk and I can make some edits or maybe just another story. I SWEAR IM TRYING. Also I'm calling reader the prince since him and Dark Cacao are dating

Dark Cacao vs Affogato x Male! Affogato Priest's Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Mild Injury, not proof read

-Unpleasant-

A radiant, pure, and glistening snow. It covered the ground, and trees... everything. A beautiful sight to behold, and luckily for you, you were experiencing the light snowfall firsthand!

You were recently sent out on a mission to survey a certain area in the woods. Nothing too difficult. In fact, it was very simple. Survey, collect data, and then return to the kingdom, and with the light snowfall, it should have been that hard.

Well, the snow used to be light. You don't know what caused such a sudden change, but it was now practically a blizzard. If you didn't retreat to somewhere more warm, you were going to freeze to death!

The only problem is... where would you go? Everything was all forest as far as the eyes could see.

"Feeling cold doll? Looks like you could use some help.." said a voice. You couldn't see who it was through all of the snow, but... you couldn't shake the feeling that you knew them.

"Oh, yeah! Is there anywhere we can go get out of the blizzard..?"

You could hear a subtle chuckle.

"Of course there is." A bright light would flash and you were now in a completely different area.

A nice, warm, and cozy cabin. A fireplace was lit in the corner, but.... you could also now see them.

"Affogato Cookie?" You'd shout in bewilderment as you took a step back.

"Yes. Did you miss me~?" He'd take a step closer to you and take hold of your chin, forcing you to look at him.

Immediately, you swatted away his hand and sent him a glare.

"Do not touch me," you would hiss.

"Ahaha, you've still got that vicious personality, I see! But... this is no way to treat the person who has just saved your life, is it?"

He stared at you with those cold and uncaring eyes, still weilding that sly smile he always had all those months ago.

"Fine then. Thank you for saving me," you would say half-heartedly. You were grateful, just a bit on edge since it was Affogato who had saved you.

"So doll, how have you been? Is the king doing well?" He would ask. You only nod your head.

"How... unpleasant."

Affogato would swirl around his staff, and a pain would shoot through your body.

You knew exactly what this was. It was the poison he would use on his enemies... but he's improved.

"Ah, I've missed you're charming little expressions! This is why you've always been my favorite little doll~" He would pinch your cheeks while giving you that taunting smile.

"It hurts, doesn't it? I can make it stop," said Affogato Cookie.

"Then stop it," you would say with a glare.

"Of course! Under one condition though. You have to bring me to meet Dark Cacao Cookie. This is something you can do... yes?"

Oh. He was planning something for sure, but... all you could think about was the venom running through your blood.

"Fine! Just cut it out already."

He'd flick his staff once more, and the pain would lessen. Of course, poison cannot be cured so easily.

"The burning sensation will only last for a little while. Anyway, I'm glad we could come to an agreement! Now then, shall we head there now?"

That scowl never left your face, but you would nod your head all the same. It's not like you could take Affogato in a fight anyway.

《☆》

As Affogato and you walked into the gates of the kingdom, some guards would immediately ready their weapons.

"Prince, what is that traitor doing with you?!" They would ask in a panic.

You took a look at Affogato, who had never looked so calm and collected before.

"Stand down. I'm bringing him to the king," You'd order. Afgogato would chuckle before giving a viscious side eye towards the guards.

They looked shocked, but ultimately followed your lead since going against you was like going against the king himself.

"Yes sir." They said with a bow.

You started walking towards the castle, getting scared looks from the normal citizens.

The dizziness from before has also yet to fade.

"This kingdom looks the same as last time.. though, you are looking as darling as ever," Affogato would say with a grin.

"I don't want to hear it from you."

Affogato only hums, not bothering to push much farther.

It did not take long before you had reached the king's chambers.

Dark Cacao noticed Affogago instantly.

"What is he doing here?" Dark Cacao would ask with a booming voice. His blade was already at the ready.

"Ah ah ah, I wouldn't be so hasty to attack. You're little lover here might get hurt,"

Affogato would snicker before waving his staff, and that dark bubble would come back to consume you.

"You-" Dark Cacao would grit his teeth while glaring daggers into Affogato.

"Hand over the kingdom, and I'll stop the curse on him."

Dark Cacao's eyes darkened, and in an instant, he'd dash over to Affogato and strike him.

The blade would barely graze Affogato's shoulder, but it still drew blood. In a panic, Affogato would fall to the ground and start backing away.

"Ah, this isn't how the plan was supposed to turn out-"

Dark Cacao pointed the Swords edge at his neck.

"Stop the spell and leave. Next time you come here, I won't hesitate to take your life," said Dark Cacao.

He laughed nervously before swiftly undoing the curse. He flicked the staff once more again and teleported to who knows where.

Dark Cacao rushed to your side quickly.

"Are you alright?" He'd ask, holding you up.

"Yeah..." you began to cough a bit before looking at him with weary eyes.

"Here, let's get you some rest..."

《☆》 Fin

[starlightsugar]

DAY 3: DESSERTS

UGHHHHHH I WAS LATE TOT TOT TOT but it’s ok bcuz there are no rules and this is all for fun TvT anyway I imagine that after becoming Clotted’s advisor, Affogato would make an effort to spend time with him outside of work. He says it’s just so he can gain Clotted’s trust enough to manipulate him later, but unless the plan’s intended effect is to get Clotted to develop a crush on Affogato, it is NOT working as intended. Clotted def fell first out of the two. Anywhoodles I’m writing a horrible oneshot with no beta that I can only hope I get out today. As always, click for better quality and remember to take your meds

[astrae4]

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SERIE(S)

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SMAU(S)

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REACTION(S)

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[lonesomeseafairy]

[ Please Take note that this is Not Cannon, I just made this Up. ]

•. COOKIE RUN: Kingdom .•

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Some Cookies have heard of the Name; Buko Pandan Cookie.

He was a Infamous Tale honestly, Told to be a Big Brother to any Child he passed by, Taking care of them even if their not Jam related.

They've seen Buko Pandan cookie himself, be their Big Brother.

[hugemilkshake]

FANFIC MASTERLIST PART 1

This is for all my X reader stuff so you can find any fics I have made!

Key

Romantic 💕

Platonic 🌸

Angst 🫧

Yandere 🥀

Platonic or romantic 🍁

Silly 🍡

Unsure ❓

Scenarios-Oneshots

Beaten Longan Dragon🌸

Yandere Shadow Milk🥀🍁

Yandere Shadow Milk part 2🥀🍁

Corrupted white lily with twin reader🌸

Naga Shadow Milk🌸❓❓❓

Forbidden lovers with Marble Danish💕

Dragon Admirers💕

Yandere Shadow Milk part 3🥀🍁

Naga Shadow Milk 2🌸❓❓❓❓

Friends to lovers with Raspberry Mouse💕

The mermaids Siren🥀💕

Meeting the dragons💕

Just Relax- Self Aware Au🌸

Your local hero!🍁

Clumsy Fool💕

Protector of royalty💕

Take the apple❓❓

Stone Cold🫧🍁

Big brother Gingerbrave!🌸

The two sides of knowledge🥀🍁

Dumb dragons!🍁

Yandere Elder Faerie🥀🍁

How do you walk?- self aware Au🌸

Mail mistake💕🍡

Arrow of death💕🫧

The lonely bonding club🌸

Little dove🥀💕

Lovely food🥀💕

Worried caretaker💕

Chit chatting- self aware Au🌸

Science miscalculations💕

Head Cannons

Yandere Elder Faerie🥀🍁

Yandere Butter Roll🥀🍁

Yandere Butter Pretzel🥀🍁

Butter Roll with a ticklish reader🍁

Yandere Scovillia Headmaster🥀🍁

Yandere Pure Vanilla🥀💕

Yandere Hollyberry🥀🍁

Linzer Cuddling💕

Father Butter Roll🌸

Vampire Shadow Milk🌸❓

Dark Choco healing from obsession🍁

Curious CoD Reader🌸

Post banishment Affogato🫧🍁

Vampire Shadow Milk part 2🥀🌸❓

Yandere Mercurial Knight🥀🍁

Yandere Shadow Milk🥀🍁

Curious CoD Reader part 2🌸

Some nice Mercurial Knight🍁

Shadow Milk with Mind Control❓

Dragons with a dead reader🫧🍁

Night terrors with Clotted Cream💕

Shadow Milk with mind control 2❓❓

Jealous of Snapdragon🍁

Elder Faerie with a talkative reader🍁

Cinnamon with a prodigy reader💕

Licorice cuddles🍁

Triple cone cup principles with a strong reader🌸

Kissing cinnamon cookie💕

Doodle Scenarios

Elder faerie in the rain🍁

Chilling with Smores Cookie 🌸

Carameleon question 🌸

Elder Faerie VS Shadow Milk🍁

Pure Vanilla sheep🍁

Red Velvet’s hand💕

Clotted Creams offer🍁

Black Pearl saves reader🍁

Matchas plan🍁

Meeting Kumiho🍁

Comforting Matcha🫧🍁

Annoying Butter Roll🍡

Shadow Milk Rambles🍁

Butter Roll and cat Reader🍁

Yandere Butter Roll🥀🍁

Chilling with Caramel Arrow🍁

Yandere Dark Enchantresses🥀🌸

Butter Roll Tickling🍁

Father Abalone🌸

Clotted Cream cuddles🍁

Pure Vanilla Hugs🍁

Shadow Witch with Cookie reader🌸

Dark Enchantress cuddles🌸

Two Butter Rolls🍡

Kouign-Amann hugs💕

Pomegranates rivalry🍁

Baking with the Shadow Witch💕

Cloak buddies with Dark Choco🍁

Shadow Milk something idk-❓

Butter Roll with Eldritch horror reader🍡

Butter Roll comforting reader🍁

Royal Margarine hugs🍁

Yandere Mercurial Knight🥀🍁

Reader dropped their ice cream🌸

Crimson lily thing ❓

OC STUFF

Pal💕

The hidden kingdom🌸

Noisy marketplace 🌸

Sleepy spider💕

Patron affection 🍁

The watchful witch🌸