#adult life 🤢

[jossambird]

BRO!!!!!!! ARE YOU GOOD!!!!!!!!

HELLO ANON, YES!! I AM ALIVE AND OKAY!!

Life is still after my ass like the IRS was after Martha Stewart (which is alot), but it’ll hopefully be getting better soon! Im just trying to find a better job to support myself, which is always hard and stressful.

Ive been TRYING to relax at nights, enough to be able to try and write but alas, my caca brain goes “hehe no, sleep 💕”

[steevejr]

im almost 30. this makes me want to PUKE.

[tevanbuckley]

some low points from the ry*an g*zman interview because i need you all to feel my pain.

when talking about his celibacy (yes he uses that word): "I haven't entertained any interactions with any other females" — gave me the ick 0/10

uses the phrase "a woman's touch," to explain why women are inherently good at interior decorating(?) and that this skill is how women are able to enrich a successful man's life — side note: at no point do they talk about how men enrich women’s lives.

immediately after this the religious imagery takes a left turn and exits my frame of reference, bc instead of just asking "do you think you still have things to work on?" like a normal person, the host says "I want to know what one Thorn is in your flesh." — someone raised more religious than i was needs to chime in on if this is normal christian doctrine or a sign he might be in a cult. (is it a reference to the thorns in jesus' crown?)

ryan makes a weird comment about how "you've seen civilizations built on [a man in love]" — genuinely idk what the fuck this means — but it leads into a tangent about like, men as providers and how "I would do anything for my women."

"peace is key yeah we got enough problems in the world outside the house and so long as I come back to the house and I get peace," — maybe i'm being pedantic but the way he keeps framing woman as belonging in the home is 🚩🚩🚩🚩

"for the next woman I would have in my life I can see that they navigate their their problems and still offer peace to their men." — again 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

surprisingly claims he has been to therapy, which assuming is true, idk it worked.

the host: "women may be fighting internal battles you know kind of themselves do you believe that a woman still fighting those battles are able to still bring peace" — because remember ladies, no matter what you're going through your job is to bring peace to your man's home.

there's some more brief gender essentialist bs where ryan talks about how men "like to fix things," but are bad listeners, and how "problems within women are so specific to women that I wouldn't even try and and say that I have a grasp on them."

then the host randomly asks him if he thinks men need to be financially stable before entering a relationship or if dating a broke guy is a way to "present loyalty."

weirdly ryan actually kind of dodges this question, but ends up suggesting social media is a good place to get "great examples of what does and what doesn't seem to work." in relationships — and no. no it isn't.

oh and then he starts talking about conor mcgregor for some reason? and how it's bad he disrespected his wife by stepping outside their marriage — and i mean sure, although infidelity feels second to the rape accusations??

says it's harder for a woman to come into a man's life when he's already established because "now the man has proven to himself that he never needed a woman." — which, interesting given how later he talks about how women need to stop trying to do the independent woman thing.

he also gets weirdly possessive over his daughter at one point. does the classic "God forbid I find out that man disrespects my little baby." — idk, on the surface he talks about how he wants her to know her value, but it seems like he has a pretty limited view of what that value is.

the host drops lore about how she moved out of her parents house at 14/15 and how she had to "stop thinking like a woman and start thinking also like a man," but stay feminine and "know what a man wants and how to cater to that but also still be soft." — i mean good lord, i don't even know where to start 🤢.

this btw is the preamble to ryan's rant about "independent women."

and god the more i read the more i am deeply concerned about the woman hosting (i saw someone earlier say she's 21). this woman is barely an adult and has so much internalised misogyny, talking about how "us women don't know how to direct our emotions." and "in today's generation a lot of men are deprived of even the small things because a lot of women are takers."

this whole interview is utterly bizarre and i feel like it's taken years off my life. like i said earlier, this isn't a normal podcast he got weird on, this is straight up christian propaganda

[gloriousburden]

What's the most untrue and ridiculous Loki take you've ever heard?

As of recent events, as well as not so recent events… that Loki is not at all evil/that he cannot have aspects of evil, because he is a victim of abuse. It’s a bad way to view not only fictional characters, but real life people as well in all honesty. I don’t fuck with that sort of rhetoric of viewing people as inherently innocent in EVERY single act that they commit just because they are a victim of abuse. Acknowledging that victims of abuse can do wrong is not taking away from the abuse that they faced. Some dumbass shit.

Loki’s reserved behavior automatically equals that he’s hiding every aspect of who he is because he hates himself. He can only be happy if he’s bouncing off the walls. 🤦🏻‍♀️

One of the most annoying ones for me is always going to be that Tumblr post that said Loki is 17 years old because a bunch of people started taking that seriously. HE IS PLAYED BY A MAN WHO WAS PUSHING 30. It’s a dumbass way to view fictional ages. People do this with Mipha from the Legend of Zelda too. She’s 100+ years old, but is technically an older teenager/young adult, because that’s how her species ages. We can accept bird people, enemy mobs as a whole, and a talking tree, but not the fact that a fictional race of FISH PEOPLE age differently from Hylians/other Zelda species, and have different standards of age in their culture. THAT’S what’s unlikely to them lol.

That he would prefer Laufeyson as a last name. I understand why some people think that it’ll help separate him from Odin, but in all honesty… it may be even worse. It’s tied to his background, which he hates. And he has no love for Laufey. It “others” him even more. He is Loki of Asgard. “Laufey’s Son?” He hated that.

I think this one’s a bit biased due to being an enjoyer of historical accuracy, but people HCing Loki as easily loving VERY modern Midgardian things (that don’t have any sort of familiarity to him) irks me. His ass would NOT love artificial sweeteners as soon as he is straight out of Asgard!!! Maybe he will in the unforeseeable future who knows. BUT NOT RIGHT NOW GIVE HIM TIME! Oh and obviously people treating Loki as a modern Midgardian and not as an ancient god. Let him be weirded out/bewildered by modern concepts please it’s fun!

Shit I’ve heard a whole LOT of worse ones why can’t I think… obviously, any takes that justify the series. Any takes that justify mischaracterizing Loki.

I do really dislike the fanon impression of Thor 1 Loki being an innocent baby. Not innocent as in his actions, but as in his amount of intelligence. He obviously was done very wrong and was a victim, but why do we have to act like he was a naive character in every single aspect? He gets woobified REALLY badly which sucks because Thor 1 Loki is so interesting. He’s intelligent and he didn’t just become intelligent because he was wronged.

Erm… I’m really trying to think here…

Honestly, takes that take away from Loki’s actions. Or any takes that HEAVILY blame him. Obviously, any takes from casual MCU fans who love the series and try to justify how the variant was mocked and belittled 🤢 any takes on OG Loki that use the series as a source.

Yeah there’s definitely a whole lot of worse ones i could go for hours about series related shit but..

I’ll come back to this if I think of anything.

Thank you for the asks they make me think a lot and I appreciate that LOL you’re cool

[2well2water]

sorry but i actually cannot get over this fucking poll. i hate this website so much it’s unreal. quite frankly if i found out someone i know had a neo nazi “phase” (🤢) not only would i not forgive them but i would actively pray for their life to get worse. if you had a neo nazi “””””phase”””” as an adult i hope your life is miserable until the day you die?? the fuck?? i hope every person who voted yes on this poll breaks their fucking foot on christmas day and has to spend hours in the emergency room in complete agony with no painkillers and no one to keep them company GET FUCKED. i’m not even contributing anything to this conversation i’m just so mad. not even surprised just furious. they need to invent a button that lets you get into real actual physical fights with people online there are roughly ten thousand individuals on this website i want to smack HARD

[melodi-jackson]

✨🌈🩰 PRISM 🩰🌈✨

Basic info

species: animatronic

gender: female

age: ageless adult (3 years younger than Aeolus)

pronouns: call them whatever you want (they don’t what pronouns are)

sexuality: pansexual, pangender, Demi-girl, neongender

personality: outgoing, cheerful, energetic, optimistic, enthusiastic, loyal, sociable, friendly, empathetic, playful, funny, naive, and incredibly positive

She’s a daycare assistant and helps do daily tasks such as cleaning, caring for children, making sure everything stays in place, her job is mostly to keep the kids entertained and perform fun activities so once they’re all tired out, she pretty much does whatever she wants.

Her whole personality is all childish and acts like one to get what she wants. They are secretly very insecure about themselves but they try to cope with it by making people happy with their happy go lucky self. It…..doesn’t always work out that well, at least with the adults and staff. The kids are all easy to handle with.

she’s the shortest but only taller than lunar and slightly more than jack. Despite of her physical appearance and size, she has super abilities. She’s decently strong and can lift up heavy objects, they supremely flexible and can easily fit into tight spaces. She’s also agile and can quickly move, jump, leap or even dodge opponents.

Facts

They are a HUGE attention seeker. The love to soak in all the attention that it gets them. Their need for attention often leads to them being touched starved and incredibly clingy.

They have separation anxiety. They can’t be alone for 5 minutes without having someone or something to cling with. They have a plushie collection for comfort.

They treat life like a game. What’s the point of living life if you’re not having fun?

loves listening to hyper pop music.

Does parkour a lot

They love makeovers and likes to dress up in bright colors. They HATE plain colors. Dresses either frilly or jester like

They love animals. They’re favorite animals are axolotls

They are a HUGE collector. They collect just about anything they come across and theres a chance things could go missing.

Likes to go on shopping trips with earth and ballora

Gets excited easily and stims with flappy hands

Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar SUGAR ‼️‼️‼️

Hates vegetables 🤢

VERY talkative. Once you started a conversation, there’s no going back.

Very in love with solar 💘💘💘 (wasn’t revealed until “the big event”)

Rivals and enemies with miku. She hates them for canonically existing and for harassing her friends and family

[imbecominggayer]

Writing Advice Part 2: Disability And EVIL

Disabled adults are adults and because they're adults they have a wide variety of morality and characters since humans are an exceedingly diverse group with even more diversed existences.

WRONG!

No. No. In reality:

👿👿DISABLED ADULTS ARE EVIL, ALL EVIL!!!!!!! 👿👿 According to certain writers!

When writers take communities and existences such as the facial difference gang or the intellectually disabled doers this results in horrific portrayals of "demonization". Obviously, people with physical disabilities are often portrayed horribly. I will mention them in the facial differences saga. The only reason I am specifically talking about facial differences and intellectual disability is because physical disability and facial differences tend to overlap while intellectual disability is a common yet undertalked form of representation.

Demonization: it's just like what it sounds like. Disablity always equals evil

However, the ways that facial differences gang is demonized is different to how intellectually disabled doers are demonized.

THIS BECAUSE OF A COMMON ASSOCIATION aka

Good = Beautiful/Handsome, Evil = Ugly

For future reference, when I say ugly I mean "not conventionally attractive" and when I say beautiful I mean "conventionally attractive". Afterall, Harvey Dent is attractive. That's a fact.

A popular example of this is the James Bond franchise which has stocks full of villainous characters with various limb differences, scars, and other such things. These ugly and bad characters fight against the cool and handsome James Bond

Literally, the association between evil and "ugly" is so ubiquitous that when a character becomes disabled they also become evil. The transition between being law-abiding handsome attorney Harvey Dent and evil insane "ugly" Two-Face is marked by fire/acid.

Let me tell you, there is no link between being a bad person and being not conventionally attractive. I'm not saying you can't write bad people with facial differences but they're not bad people because of their facial differences.

Secondly, Facial differences aren't only scars. They are often congenital. There are hundreds of different kinds of facial differences. This was just to talk about the fact that most people hear "facial difference" and think "scar".

FOR INTELLECTUALLY DISABLED DOERS, their evilness comes from their supposed "mental status as a six-year old". For the purposes of clarity, I am just going to say that's not how intellectual disability is labeled and move on.

Because of their supposed "mental status" 🤢, they have no ability to guage morality. They're " *derogatory term* who does evil out of ignorance"

Firstly, intellectually disabled people can learn things, like morality. Especially, if we are talking about the majority of intellectually disabled people who have to mild-to-moderate intellectual disability. Either way, there are hundreds of education prgrams designed to help people in learning about things from periods to childrearing to reading to everything necessary for life.

Secondly, intellectually disabled people aren't children. I talked about that in Part 1 named Writing Advice: Disability And Infantilization. Check it out, it's fun.

Thirdly, intellectually disabled people exist in the real world. If you want to write a character who is intellectually disabled, you can ask them for assistance. There is nothing stopping you.

CONCLUSION: No matter what disability someone has, that shouldn't stop them from being human. You can write disabled characters as evil but disabled characters should be evil not because of disability but regardless of disability. Evil Doesn't Equal Not Conventional.

[rootytootypie]

❤️💨🫘😳🤢🦸‍♂️for Spiderman please. Uhhhh not the Tom Holland one, the adult versions just to be clear hehe

💨: On a scale of gassiness, Peter is definitely a reticient seven. He doesn’t go around tooting his horn at all, but his Aunt May knows this (other) little secret. She thinks it’s the sweetest thing her nephew is so polite, but she always makes sure there’s Gas X, ginger ale, and mint around the house to settle his poor stomach. She also definitely makes sure Mary Jane is in on it once Peter moves out, so even at ESU, he’s well stocked with remedies for his tummy troubles. MJ is super subtle about it, making sure he doesn’t realize she knows until he’s ready to tell her (mostly because he’d be mortified if he know his aunt told his crush all about how he’s not actually an avid tuba player, and in fact has never even owned the instrument). Peter’s actually more shy with friends and family than strangers, mostly because he finds his loud gas so embarrassing, but also because he doesn’t want to worry anyone with his stomach problems.

🫘: Peter and beans have a dangerous, odiferous affair going. He knows he shouldn’t touch them in any form, but in one of the culinary capitals of the world, how can he resist refried beans, bean dip, bean chips, and all the forms it takes that have Peter swinging home tooting like a tugboat? They just smell so good going in? How can they stink so much coming out? Yes, they require a retreat to a fortress of solitude (his bedroom at May’s, the dorm room at peak party times so Harry’s out, or his apartment), but the taste makes it worth it. He pines, he perishes (mostly because he’s a little afraid Triple J will declare Spidey a gaseous menace).

😳: When you’re gassy like Peter, you definitely have a few embarrassing farts in your memory banks. But there only one that can be decreed the worst.

It was Peter’s first college party at ESU, in the extreme ostentatious Alpha Mu Pi mansion on campus. The place was cavernous, with no doors clearly marked and most of the freshman being as clueless to the layout as he was. This was very bad, because his nerves had driven him to packing in the chips and bean dip abandoned in the corner. And after about fifteen chips, Peter’s stomach was bubbling. He was sure it was brewing something nasty.

His lack of direction led him to a door another random guy thought might be the bathroom. Instead, as Peter flung the door open and saw two guys making out, he let out a *BBBBBBRRRRRRbbbbbblllllrllllrllrllllllBBBBB!* that rang out louder than the music pumping on the stereo. Everyone was looking at him, including the gay couple, one of whom happened to be Rodney Worth, the starting quarterback who just transferred from Crofton University.

Peter and his fart had just accidentally outed the quarterback to a packed frat party. For weeks, he hung his head in shame, especially as the news hit the school paper. He not only embarrassed himself, he’d ruined some poor guy’s life (I’m partly picturing the Spideyverses of the past films, so it’s technically always the 2000s/early 2010s in their universe; i.e. Rodney would NOT be in for a fun time). He finally sighed, gathered up his courage, and went to Rodney to apologize.

He found Rodney under a tree in the quad, openly reading James Joyce to his boyfriend. “Can I talk to you, Rodney,” Peter asked nervously. The broad shouldered football player nodded and stood up, following Pete a few steps away.

“I’m really sorry for outing you,” Peter said. “It was an accident, but I know that doesn’t make things better, so I’m just plain sorry that the news spread so much, and-”

“Sorry,” Rodney said, perplexed. “I’ve been wanting to thank you. I’m finally free to be who I am, and fuck anyone who thinks badly of it. Because of you, I’m not burdened by any secrets. I’m gay and proud.”

“Oh,” Peter said, surprised. “Well, that’s great. I’m glad there was a positive side for you.”

“Do me a favor, though,” Rodney asked with a grin. “Lay off the bean dip, okay?”

❤️: Peter was downright terrified to fart in front of MJ. He was afraid one toot would be the thing to make her snap out of dating him and remember him as a geeky neighbor boy instead of a boyfriend. He held it pretty steadfastly…until one night when they end up on the coach together watching a movie - and the popcorn mixed in his belly with the bean chips he ate as a quick snack. Peter shifted, ready to head for the bathroom - just as she rested her head on his shoulder and wrapped her arm around his waist. She looked up at him, and her eyes made him want to melt. “I’m so glad we get a night to ourselves,” she said. “No urgent crimes to interrupt, no crazy missions, or jacked up supervillains. Just you and me.”

“Same,” Peter squeaked, his voice breaking from nerves.

“Are you alright,” MJ asked. “You look kinda feverish. Can you still get sick?”

“I’m fine,” Peter protested. “Just…happy. Content. Can’t believe how lucky I am.”

“Yeah…okay,” MJ said. “If you’re sure.”

“Sure as shootin’,” Peter heard himself say, and blushed. Where the hell did come from? At least his embarrassing little problems is under wraps-

*PrrrrrooooooBLLLPBLLPBLLP!*

“Oh, God, MJ, I’m so sorry, I can’t believe I-”

“Finally showed me your tuba playing,” MJ snarked, giggling.

Peter pouted. “Just for that, I’m gonna point out you toot in your sleep,” he groused.

“Aw, Pete,” she said. “Is it really bad? There’s some ginger ale in the fridge I can get you.”

“…Okay,” Peter agreed. “But if I have to fart more, will you still cuddle me?”

“Duh,” MJ said. “Just stand up if you have to shoot webs out of your butt, because I just bought this couch from Pottery Barn.”

“…I love you,” he said, giving her puppy dog eyes. “And I’m sorry.”

“You don’t have to be sor- Oh, my God, that’s vile! Talk about silent but violent. Apology accepted! …Now come back here, I’m cold.”

🤢: Peter is very easily grossed out by certain people’s farts. Certain people being Flash Thompson on a power trip farting in his general direction. Other than that example of fart torture (not really my scene), Peter is sorta ambivalent to farts. Well, the one exception is when he sneaks up on criminals and one of them farts in surprise. That cracks him up. He’s definitely as much of a worrier as his friends are about him, and happily give out tummy rubs and forehead kisses to any of his girlfriends who are gassy for whatever reason, but especially period cramps.

🦸‍♂️: He doesn’t fart web. That said, his sudden bean intolerance only came after he was bitten by the spider. Before that, he didn’t struggle with any food. There have been times the resulting farts propelled him forward by a few extra centimeters as he swings through the city, so the gas has also definitely gotten more powerful since he became super. It’s as if the bite gave him extra protein farts as a consequence of his newly developed bod.

[nightcolorz]

HI CUTIE PIE ARMANDTOLOGIST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I have a question and it’s really important

Does Armand like Dr Pepper yes or no

(But also actually thoughts on the way they changed up Armand’s backstory in the show? Cuz now he’s kinda like musical Armand and ik you love that guy real, I JUST WANT UR THOUGHTS)

HI BELOVED HUSBAND LOML SECOND IN COMMAND ARMANDOLOGIST 😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

thus is an amazing question….Armand loves doctor pepper and he has a crippling addiction to it (I know this bcus he told me). The fizzy texture makes him tweak out like cats do when they go crazy randomly and his eyes go huge and dilated and he rolls around wildly for like ten minutes straight 🥰

My thoughts on how they changed up Armand’s backstory in the show is that I LOVE IT!! 🙏🙏so so true so true I love musical Armand he is so funny and real, that is such a good comparison. What I love about musical armand is that in making armand a very visible explicit adult while keeping his backstory relatively the same they kind of lean into this alternate reality where by growing up Armand sort of experienced living “past his prime” and was turned in less of a preservation of his beauty and youth (🤢) and more of in a panicked, pathetic last ditch move, which rlly kind of hammers home the sad kicked dog vibe he has ❤️. Like, I love the thematic value of Armand being an eternal child so much. It’s just so so sad and effective, picturing him as this visible child who is yknow, torturing and killing ppl and leading cults, and even owning property and running businesses, but no matter what he is doing he is always displaying this very apparent physical reminder of his stunted growth and his trauma, that will always be anyone’s first impression of him, that causes him active inconveniences and insecurities. He’s a physical embodiment of the most vulnerable time in his life, trying despite it to gain respect and instill fear. He’s like a child ghost!! I love how his stunted growth manifests as a disability, I love how he is often perceived as a girl bcus of his appearance which adds a trans layer, i love how when Armand’s sad he appears for a moment like the child who was abused, I love love love it.

And that version of Armand will always be my favorite, but I still LOVE the way in the show (and musical before her) is doing it. Back on the topic of the musical, while I don’t think it can carry the same layer of tragedy and depth as the books, the musical frames Armand in a way that’s very upsetting in a different way. He’s like, very pathetic 😭. This grown ass man still stuck in time as a “beautiful youth”, longing for the man who sexually abused him when he was fifteen, stuck in the mindset of the child he was, looking for his past in everything he does and everyone he meets. It’s different, but still carry’s that tragic weight 😭. But the musical wasn’t interested (or maybe didn’t have the time) in exploring that tragedy in any depth, so Armand’s pathetic past his prime vibe is framed more as almost comedically embarrassing then sad. And on the note of the show!!!!! What I love so so much about show Armand’s backstory changes is that they take what the musical was putting down but didn’t have time for and explore it with all the weight it needs, and it’s SO GOOD!!!

Armand as not of a literal external youth but instead a metaphorical one, a technical adult who was kept as a slave and treated as a child for his entire adulthood until he was eventually thrust into vampirism and subsequently abandoned, so he carry’s this internal stunting, is AMAZING. He was raised in a way that instilled in him and prevented him from ever being a functioning, independent person, and then forced into roles of dire leadership and horrible loneliness. In one of my fics I compare him to a pampered lap dog who’s been abandoned on the streets. Amc Armand reminds me of the song memory from cats, which has always reminded me of Armand but hits harder in this version. He’s so 😭😭 abandoned elderly cat who is longing for his past (which for Armand was super shitty, but remains the only time he was loved) and just looking to experience that love and comfort again 😭. The “love and comfort” that was sexual and physical abuse and literal enslavement 😭. It’s so sad.

I love that amc iwtv doesn’t necessarily change Armand’s backstory of being sold into slavery, but rlly hammers home in the details that he was and continued to be a slave. The racial element is just, ugh, omg, so mf good. They take Armand’s trauma in the books of being deprived of his cultural background by being sold into slavery and bought by Marius, and basically cut off from his religious beliefs and made to feel alienated from religion bcus of his sexual trauma, and by making Armand a person of color rlly elevate that in a super sad super meaningful way. I also love how they add little horrific traumas to rlly instill that Armand was a slave to Marius, that he was his property. Rlly sad!!! 😭 I love it.

the only thing that I don’t like about the changes in Armand’s backstory (which r not a lot, and r mostly based in Assad zaman’s casting whom I love as Armand, they stay surprisingly faithful to the books) Is the thing where Armand’s parents (apparently) willingly sold him into slavery. Part of the huge tragedy with Armand being sold and loosing himself to that is that his parents were not perfect, and not especially good to him, but they loved him so so much, and he looses his memory and connection to two parents who love and miss him, and are devastated by loosing him. Which even tho it’s technically a better reality for Armand then, he had parents who betrayed him, it hits sm harder imo. But, I don’t resent the writers for that bcus I have a theory that I think it’s very likely that the reality of the books is true, and Armand believes that his parents sold him bcus that was a lie Marius fed him to ease his own guilt about keeping Armand from his family so that he can sexually abuse him. If my theory is wrong, and Armand’s parents rlly did sell him, I will be disappointed and wish they stayed more faithful to the books, but I won’t be super mad cuz I love everything else they r doing so much, and it doesn’t retract from that too much.

On the subject of amc and musical Armand comparisons, I hope the show adapts/ takes inspo from a change that the musical made that I love a lot and think could rlly rlly work in the show. In the musical, during the scene where Armand throws Lestat off the tower, Lestat pushes Armand into doing this by mockingly telling him that Marius is alive and has not only chosen to not reconnect with armand bcus he’s not as important to him as Armand perceives, but also he has told Lestat how Armand was a mistake and he should have never made him bcus Marius thinks he’s crazy and beyond hope. And musical armand screams at Lestat that he’s lying, shouts HE LOVED ME!!! And pushes lestat off the tower, bcus he refuses to accept the reality of his fucked up relationship with Marius. Which, dude, I literally love that change in the musical sm and almost wish it was in the books. I sometimes forget that in the books Armand finds out Marius is alive from Lestats book offscreen and we don’t see his immediate reaction at all, just his reaction to reuniting with Marius after already processing that he’s alive. I RLLY HOPE that amc iwtv takes this change the musical made and elevates it, bcus I am the only guy who talks about it and I need everyone else to care 😭. It would translate so perfectly in the show amc pls hire me.

THWNK U SM FOR THE ASK BBY I LOVE THESE QUESTIONS I LOVE YAPPING!!! ILY

[metanarrates]

on fandom parenting talk, i think it would be cool to see more single fathers in fandom. like i really enjoy kidfic but 90% of stories about men with kids are actually just romantic fantasies where the kid is symbolic of a successful love, and it seems like most of the stories about single dads that aren't about him falling in love with someone who will help him coparent are. some kind of incest thing. it's just very weird and discouraging to see where people's priorities are

oh yeah the treatment of motherhood in fandom is just 100% pure unfiltered misogyny but the way fatherhood is treated exposes something deeper, imo. being a parent is a state of responsibility where you have the burden of making sure a small, developing person stays safe and healthy and grows up to be a functional adult. it's something that inherently requires that you have a relationship with a child. and one that goes both ways! just as you have thoughts and opinions and emotions regarding your child, your child will have thoughts and opinions and emotions regarding you. it will be a relationship that defines much of who you are and how you treat the responsibility you have towards the vulnerable.

but the reason that fandom doesn't typically write any of this well is that children in fiction are often written as props, not as characters. they exist purely for the sake of making their parents look good, or for furthering aspects of the plot, or to look cute for an audience. it's why depictions of parenthood in certain stories are often a miss for me. it's fine if the plot is primarily about someone being a parent, of course, and the way they feel about that. but you have to have the essential ingredient of making the child a person! even a newborn infant has a personality and will sometimes react negatively to things they don't like!

parenting is interesting because the relationships adults have to children, and the relationships children have to adults, are interesting. if a story about parenthood fails, it is probably because it cannot understand the ways that those relationships are complex in real life. (or is being nasty. ive seen the incest thing before. Ew. 🤢🤢🤢)

[sharklovingaquarist]

Ok guys so this is gonna be a long one but Im going to talk about

Male apathy during pregnancy and post partum

Post partum mental distress

How the medical system fails women

How men should do their part

So I just saw a post by a man talking about how men downplay the process of reproduction, and yeah, duh - BUT I've come to a conclusion. There are two types of expectant/new father in this world: the type that treats his wife like a toy or the type that treats his wife like a cute pet and claps for her from the sidelines. "Yeah babe ur so strong" while not doing shit. So in this post, the guy is like "errrrr fellow males, did you know that the nutrients actually come from your wife's body?!?!" Like how is that not common knowledge? The uterus doesn't have little claw arms building a fetus. An embryo is created by a male and female, and that embryo attaches to the uterus and LEECHES from the female bloodstream.

He then he goes on to talk about how much blood we can lose during vaginal birth and c-sections, and Imma just say here and now that the medical system sucks ass. Yeah, birth sucks. Pregnancy sucks. But I kinda hate how people pass of a lot of the pain as a fact of life. The fact is that the medical system is vastly male, and males who put their poorly hidden fetishes into practices (I did veterinary science in highschool, and it was even prevalent there... vaginal speculums and artificial insem- 🤢) I'm sure we've all heard humans should stand to deliver a child. The high death statistic for women in childbirth (also explained by more black women dying than white), the lack of knowledge on the female body, and the priority of babies over women all tells me one thing: Birth is certainly painful, but it may be more dangerous than it should be. My honest opinion is that death rates exploded once men infiltrated our care due to their view of us as a vessel. Maybe if the medical system focused on helping us rather than letting a fetus escape its "flesh box", then we'd be somewhere.

And finally... he talked about post partum mental health... so I've been wanting to talk about this. It has recently become noticeable to me that human females have a hard time mentally after the birth of children meanwhile most animal females don't. Sure, there are cases where animals abandon offspring, but I chalk that up to not being prepared to care for offspring. Nature usually prioritizes an adult over a newborn. Also the abandonment of offspring is something I only really hear about in domesticated animals (and animals in zoos so environmental distress or lack of knowledge), of whom we have fucked over in so many ways through selective breeding. Shit even domestic bettas and angelfish, who are usually good parents, have this issue in domestication. But why is it that other animals don't have nearly as many post partum issues as humans. I'll say it, I believe post partum mental distress is largely due to societal dynamics. Sure, hormones are off, but the society we live in only fuels this. It's like when you're on your period. You feel off but it's more a loss of tolerance. The rise in estrogen near and after birth can cause you to already be a bit unbalanced, but let's add some situations onto it. You're going to be the primary caretaker because of modern male incompetence, then you're going to lose sleep which causes more instability, then you're expected to still cook and clean, and men in most countries don't get paternity (ohhhh I wanna tell yall a story about that so baddddd... its in the comments if ur up for it) so youre left alone with a screaming child while trying to heal and getting no sleep and probably not seeing the sun because youre busy and thats a major mood stabilizer (as someone with a mood disorder) all for the father to come home and play with the infant and pass it right back to you. And we haven't even gotten into the culture surrounding it. Women are expected to put on a loving maternal persona while fathers remain the same. For men being a father is prideful and gives you all these positive characteristics like strength... but for mothers your mind is deemed more simplistic, your identity is erased. People see pregnancy and motherhood as a performance and you are the lead actress. Youre treated differently, percieved differently, and thats fueled by bioessentialism. New moms do not feel more "loving" towards an infant than new fathers. Both secrete oxytocin, it comes with the monogamous, biparental animal package dumbass. Why would I be more loving towards something that sucks my boob off and ripped me open. So while I'm not trying to discredit post partum depression, I'm absolutely saying that societal issues are the pushing force. Im also pretty sure post partum statistics fluctuate based on country, and that in countries with paternity and a more equal dynamic have lower cases. But I'm not mentally stable enough myself to look into it, I know "trust me bro" type shit.

In conclusion 🤓 I'm tired of people seeing female pain and not finding ways to help it. The female body is strong, but it also needs care. You wouldn't expect a person with a broken leg to win a marathon. That's the whole reason males stay with females is to. Do. Their. Part. Idc if I'm picky, but literally, any talk on kids or pregnancy leaves me so dissatisfied. Expect men to start acting like an expectant father and partner during pregnancy. Your job is to comfort, provide, learn how to ease pains, provide emotional labor, drive and GO TO appointments (I think if it was even really "about life" they would look into male health too but that's a convo for another day), pay for appointments, be ready to help in case an emergency, so much more. Cuz it's always "don't drink while pregnant!" But how come the baby daddy can be at the bar with his friends? What if I go into labor? He needs to stay sober too I'm not his broodmare! The way men act like it has nothing to do with them because "well uhhhh I not carry a baby 🤷‍♂️" makes me so mad. As a new father too, they think "well man don't feed baby 🤤" like there isn't so much more. Imo, the man should be doing housework, taking care of the infant besides breastfeeding, and caring for a post partum partner. Even with breastfeeding, you can be involved. Take the infant when it's done eating, sit with your partner, provide company, and bond with your family. I've come to the conclusion that men don't want partners they want a collection. Men cannot accept that they have a weaker role while still being involved. Either he's big strong man or it's weak and my business. And the men that cheer from the side see it as "well she does most of it so that obviously means it's all her business but I'll just tell her she's soooooo strong" not like... telling other men how to do their job. Men are pathetic. Want credit for zero effort.

[andreabaideas]

Djats ships

As a part of a popular ask from my mutuals @jesstasticvoyage and @mzannthropy

I'm making this a post.

It all started on the comments section of this post :

So now i'm making It a post :

Daisy Jones and the Six show Its very cool,but I find It like that because It has 5 of my otps at once and also (just like with Twilight) for Its unexplored - I refuse to say wasted because thats what fics on ao3 are for XD- potential.

My 5 otps are :

Daisybilly or Daisily or Daisy x Billy

Camibilly or Camilly or Camila x Billy

Karengraham or Karen x Graham

Simornie or Simone x Bernie

Warrenlisa or Warren x Lisa

So i was moderately happy with the show (happier than with book on ships, because It has a lesbian couple, to me in a story no gays = no fun. And karengraham and Daisily are better done on the show too.)

But , thinking about that potential...

Being true to the 70's spirit , thus ignoring the book canon...Who cares anymore I ignore already canon for mostly everything XD The whole group + Camila + Simone and Bernie and Lisa should've been a polycule.

The 60's & 70's were are about experimentation and free love so, I find Its an interesting dynamic to explore. And , as no one on the fandom before had suggested It , I find It very surprising that it's not more popular, being the 70's.

(But , absolutely excluding any kind of incest between the Dunne brothers obviously- i'm saying this cause sadly i've seen It on ao3 and i'm scarred for life 🤢... I only tolerate incest on horror stories because Its horrible and horrific, which IS like the whole point of a great horror story tbh. Horror belongs in horror. )

Continuing with the polycule and as @mzannthropy said : " Dracula polycule became quite popular with Dracula daily , so you'd have thought people would all over it" (on Djats show), but no dice.

Its like they dont know or read how the 70's were...And in 70's they were popular, so i think It would've worked, i guess people nowadays is more conservative than I thought?...I don't mean conservative in a political or economical way, but in a "sexually oppresed pearl clutching praying church going righteous 50's era wife" sorta way XD . (In spanish we call them "rancios" , It means old fashioned , It literally mean spoiled food XD).

Even with my otps being my otps (mentioned above) i truly feel that they could be better written too, which i'll talk about later and fix them, if needed.

The thing that botters me is that even with my otps, I can also see the potential with other ships, then i'll Talk my otps ones.

To make things work, imagine everyone on Djats that IS heterosexual Its bisexual.

I'm excluding: Julia (Its a kid, and as Adult I don't have enough info of her Life) & Rod cause he IS smarter than to mess romantically with any of them dumb bitches (affectionately).

Keep in my that My Warren recasts are (right now) undecided between Aaron Domínguez or Michael Trevino , they keep being latino - hispanic. You all know why I do recasts.

Let's start with the Madness :

Daisy x Warren (Dairren/ Warsy)

They could be explosive ,both funny in a very different way, so refreshing and cool. Bonus point for mixed race couple, that isn't as common on fandoms because... why? (Answer: racism).

Daisy x Graham (Daiham/Graisy) is a cool dynamic: "dark girl" with a Heart of gold who wants to becomes good... but doesn't know how x Selfless "light guy" who can help her...and they fall, imagine the scenarios. Redemption and love for her , being edgier and love for him. Billy scarred for life of his sister-in law XD.

Eddie x Daisy (Edaisy/Daiddie) are cool too, as both deserved to be chosen not used (yes I think Camila used Eddie's feelings for her, for revenge).

Then they (Daisy and Eddie) fall hard for each other and they choose each other, self-steem is praised with this ship. Also imagine Billy and Camila reactions, It would be priceless XD. Also in book Eddie liked Daisy (and gushed about her looks and her everything), not Camila. And blond ft Redhead looks pretty (shallow I know but looks influence shipping too).

Warren x Eddie (Warie/ Wardie/ Edren)

I feel they could be a chaotic funny gay one. They listen and DO judge...and mock the shit out the other couples. Plus for mixed race couple.

Karen x Billy (Kally/ Biren) :

They feel more like fuck buddies/ Friends with benefits than anything romantic, but could have a good development of independent close awkward people that sleep together so much... that somehow fall in love in between . Awkward indie movie ensues.

Camila x Graham (Camham / Gramila) :

I like the idea of them, my cousin ships them cause Will Harrison and Camila Morrone look "tan monos juntos"= sooo cuuuteee together, in the behind the scenes pics). Graham and Camila are too pure for this world and deserved better, they could find that better with each other. Plus the brothers with the same girl drama has being explored a lot , so Its possible and fun (Vampire Diaries comes to mind).

Daisy x Simone (Daimone / Simaisy):

Its a no brainer, like Simone treats Daisy the best , out of all the characters (including Bernie, her actual girlfriend!!). Daisy and Simone would be super cute. Also bonus for being a mixed race couple , which is always cool to see (and receive vitriol from fandoms, i'm looking at you The Bear and The Walking Dead fandoms!!! 😡)

Karen x Daisy ( Kaisy/ Dairen/ Karaisy /Daisen) : Two female musicians that rebel against machism in a male dominated work??? Who break molds??? And do what The fuck they wanna?? The ship writes itself . Also they look hot as fuck together.

Daisy x Bernie (Dainie/ Baisy/Beisy)

Again two female musicians, sarcastic, Rebel and groundbreaking. And plus for being a mixed couple, again i'm tired to see hate towards mixed couples...Stop racism. And you have a super feminine one (Daisy) and a tomboyish one (Bernie) for which I have a soft spot.

Karen x Simone (Karone/ Siren/ Simren) or

Simone Its softer, so you have the badass mean one (Karen) with the softie one (Simone). They have the "women breaking rules sterotypes and molds", that I dig a lot.

Karen x Bernie (Karnie/ Berren).

Bernie and Karen would be your perfect sarcastic bitchy lesbian couple Who listen and DO judge the toxic heterosexual couples while eyerolling , the force of the eyeroll would be intense on that ship. They both has the "women breaking rules sterotypes and molds", that I dig a lot.

Karen x Camila (Camren/ Karmila)

Mean tough one + soft nice one dynamic. The Blonde + brunette couple. They are besties already. They get along. They would be awesome. Camila treats Karen like a queen. Karen could be better, but Its okay.

Also they would be "Barbie couple" goals. And gets points for being mixed race couple (white + latina).

Lisa x Karen (Liren), Bernie x Lisa (Linie) , Simone x Lisa (Sisa/ Line) or Daisy x Lisa (Daisa/ Laisy/ Lisy) to explore both the cinema and the music scenes (and their fondational machism) and the fame issues with gossip press too.

Eddie x Billy (Edilly) would be epically hilarious and Hot too?? The dinamics would be: Friends to enemies -or directly frenemies- then frenemies to lovers at its finest XD . And It should be more popular here at Tumblr tbh, like Its the lgbtaq+ safe Space on Internet?? You all love gay otps being antagonistic towards each other then falling in love and then fucking each other senseless examples: Hannigram, Loustat, Daniel x Armand... hello? Did I miss something?

Billy x Nicky (Bicky/ Nilly). The amount of times i've seen here at Tumblr pairing actual enemies that would kill each other on sight , like Moriarty and Sherlock or Jonathan and Drácula or Harry Potter and Voldemort, or Robin and the Sheriff... all of them without even half a chemistry scene or anything remotely romantic between them , just puré hate, and Its too alarming to be ignored , so i leave this one here if anything for the lolz XD

Its enemies to lovers at its finest. It would be dark romance (so loved by Booktok 🙄), a dark romance so dark It would end in homicide (probably).

At least they would look hot while at It, as Sam Claflin and Gavin Drea are Hot.

Camila x Simone (Camone/ Simila) They are too pure for this world and deserved better, they could find that better with each other, they would be wholesome, cute, loving and also super well dressed. One of the few non toxic ones.

They would be "Barbie couple" goals. And gets points for being mixed race and being both POC , Its super rare seeing mixed race couples with both members being POC (not involving anyone white) and also gay, and even more rare if their WOC. So yeah bonus for being original.

Camila x Daisy (Daimila/ Camaisy) would work awesome, they could be couple goals, like if Camila can deal with Billy worst side, then she can bear with Daisy worst side.

Daisy is more selfdestructive and less grumpy dominant than Billy, so yeah, with Camila's saintly patience and Daisy vivacious Spirit they would live without much conflict (their only issue with each other was liking Billy, erase that and you have a perfect couple). They would be the perfect "Barbie style" couple, too cute and both would look super Hot. And also extra point for being mixed race couple (latina + redhead). This ship works better if you have It in a Edilly Au situation. Just imagine It XD :

" Eddie and Billy shouting"

The Girls:

C : why are they like that ? they should kiss :(

D : Yeah, too dramatic those dudes. XD Their makeup sessions must be awesome ;) "

Camila x Eddie (Edmila/Caddie) would work actually!!!! ....If well written, but sadly It was written catastrophically Bad, like...

I think Camila used Eddie's feelings for her, to avenge herself of Billy's infidelities on the show, that many people considered It Queen behaviour 🙄, but to me Its not : If you can't forgive him then dump him, Its one of my mottos.

Its one of the few times I truly felt sorry for Eddie, cause It was obvious that his love for her was true, Camila was wrong , I'm sorry not sorry with that plot point, go argue with a wall, if you want to cheat on your husband, at the very least be smart about It and don't do It with someone Who loves you (and that you don't love) especially knowing that he does love you... Choose an ex or a hot stranger ffs!!! (Like she did in the book...Way better).

To fix It : Camila and Eddie are Friends (they met on class if dont remember wrong). Eddie loves Camila (what else is new/ Who wouldn't). Camila liked Eddie too but both were too shy to admit it, dont wanting to lose each other as Friends, then Billy appeared and Cami fell before she and Eddie could be a real romantic thing, so she fell in love for Billy faster and harder, but Eddie Crush feelings are still there hidden...That way you have a good romantic link "The one that got away trope". Then their feelings explode after the Daisily affair. Then you can have whatever in this Au, either a divorce and everyone is Happy (or you do not have It and then you enter on Edaisy zone...)

See? That's how you do It, there I would've rotten for Edmila, create a cute crush/friendship previous link, (you can develop It with like 2 flashback scenes!!! Its not that hard), then the show scenario with them would be awesome! But It was sooo bad developed, and I think It was made on purpose to show Camila on a bad side, cause she hurt both Billy and Eddie in the process and the viewer perception about her too. It spoils her character. Ugh.

Thats why my Edmila Au its way better than canon 🤗.

Warren x Billy (Wally)

That one was hilarious to imagine XD. The serious grumpy one and the funny light-hearted one. It could work. Bonus for mixed couple. Warren can relax Billy. Billy can make Warren focus.

Teddy x Marlene (Telene/ Mardy) : He is lonely she is lonely (Hank can go fuck himself) so they start liking each other and date. In the end Billy and Graham are officially adopted by him. Everything is perfect.

And last but not least of the Au ships :

DaisyxBillyxCamilla , the love triangle

Here i'm turning a love triangle 💔 💔💔 into a throuple❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 (Daillyla/ Dailyla).

Also the three of them being together, loving each other equally, I think would be a great hippie 60's-70's scenario (well written and handled) It could be ground breaking , like The Laureate aka Laura Haddock's (Sam's ex wife) threesome/throuple movie *spoilers for that movie from here: It began awesome but the ending sucked, It was a real story btw, so nothing to do about It, sadly. End of spoilers*

In a Djats throuple Au It would have a happy ending... Because I say so.

It would be perfect and I actually dig It more and more, everyone involved would be happy (no cheap early deaths, no band breakup, getting clean sooner, awesome character dinamics : Camila : the tender love giving one learning to get things she wants, Billy : the insecure love needing leader end learning how to be vulnerable and soft giving truthfull love , Daisy : the one who defies him and who needs lots of love and self-steem learn love ,self steem and to be more empathic . There's also threesomes ...What's not to love?

And -if It had been done by the actual show- I think that they would have had more attention and audiences than they had tbh "The flesh sells" sigh XD . And maybe more nominations and God heavens...even Awards!...They lacked the imagination, or were too faithfull to the book (at least on that account).

Now with my otps :

Warrenlisa : perfect, nothing to fix. Only they should have more scenes, but that's it.

Simornie : perfect, nothing to fix. Only should have more scenes, but that's it.

Karengraham: Only issue was family wanting, they both loved each other well.

1- Make Karen change her mind about family, and then they are having family (i've met women in real life Who said they didn't want family and then got it, so Its possible). But then i'm making Graham a stay at home dad , just like Camila, but in male. Karen keeps singing (like Billy did).

Here you can, if you want , erase the whole abortion scenario in an even more Au land, but first they think It and even discuss it (you totally recover the erased/non shoot scene of Daisy's abortion post teen SA created on the show, It should've been kept tbh) creating an interesting (and still relevant) debate .

2- Or you keep canon abortion but you make Graham be a good boy as he IS, but one that IS so Not wanting kids either just like Karen, so everything Its fine; now they fit better, and stay together. They keep being together and making music too. They are couple goals and a power couple in the music industry.

Camilly : more love/romantic/tender scenes, more cute scenes (the chessier the better) more passion (yes sex scenes), and more obvious visible conection between them. No Billy-ing (sorry I couldn't resist It XD) . No secrets. Camila truly acknowdledging Billy's dark side and not putting Pink colored glasses about It.

Daisily: more physical action (yes sex scenes) , more cute tender scenes (the chessier the better), Daisy being slightly less mean (some spice its fine too much burns), Billy-ing no more (I couldn't resist It again XD), Billy admiting he loves them both way sooner, or at least being less salty about It. Daisy acknowdledging Billy loves Camila too and that he isn't with her just for Julia, but because Camila is loveable and awesome. Both trying to being the light of the other even if they feel like shit. They love each other and themselves as result.

That's It !!!

[kissycat]

Decided that since im turning 25 this will be my hot adult summer where i radically figure everything in life out like how to save money properly and get all health checkups and establish a workout routine (already doing this) and learn about insurances. And then if it looks like I'm not getting a phd position soon after september I will even get my (🤢) dr*ver's l*cense

[healthilyathome]

I bet you watch Nara Smith. Being a mom at twenty-three sounds like a nightmare! Like enjoy your twenties! Travel! Do you ever think you'll end up a regretful parent? Why did you have your son? Because you want to "have a family" or to "continue your legacy"? 🤢

I've only seen one Nara Smith video in my life. She really doesn't interest me.

I'm not really sure why being a young married mom sounds like a nightmare? I'm almost 25 so not quite that young, but I have lots of energy to play with my son all day and I recovered from my C-section relatively easily. Pregnancy is really hard on the body and when you're younger, your body is able to recover a bit faster. That's not to say there's anything wrong with having kids later, but your 20s are your prime health biologically. My mom had my sister at 21 and me at 23. She's not even 50 yet and has two grandkids. Unless something tragic happens, she has 30 years before the average age of death for women in the US. She's likely going to get to see at least one great grand kid. I'm not sure how old my great grandma was when she started having kids, but she's met two of her great great grandkids.

The only regret I could've had in life is not having my son. I will never regret the years I get with him. I will also never regret being at home with him. I recently saw a news post about how kids at an elementary school were being drugged for nap time. I've heard more than one abuse story about daycares. I will never regret having my son with me so I can do my best to protect him.

Not sure why have a family is in quotes like that. Do you know that humans are animals? Do you know that we're mammals? Do you understand basic biology? It seems as if you don't, so let me explain this to you. Humans are animals in the class Mammalia. Every living being in general has the biological urge to have offspring. Nature wants to continue. The thing about mammals though, is that we keep our young with us for a while to raise them until they're able to take care of themselves. It's a different amount of time for every mammal. Some mammals like primates, felines, canines, really any pack animal continue to stay together as adults. I'm going to assume you don't know this either, but even monkeys (I use that in a very general sense) spend time with their mothers as adults. So yes I had a child so I could have a family....why else would you have kids? They're not little pets to show off and they're not little slaves to do your work.

[mistytwooo]

I unfortunately understand both sides of the whole Neteyam debate and let’s speak on it.

On one side I get it, hes a dead 15 y/o alien who doesn’t have a future, meaning he doesn’t have an aged up version.

On the other side, on pandora, 15 is considered an adult once you complete your rituals and what not

On the other side, let’s compare it to anime right? As you know, japans old consent law was 13, right? So naturally (the fucking weirdo ass animation people) sexualize children- well adults who have child like bodies. Just because it’s okay over there, doesnt mean it’s okay in America or wherever you live, right?

On the other side, he’s a blue fiction alien , who at first I thought was 18 ngl 💀 nigga old as hell in the face LMAO and mannerisms. Who are you to tell these people they can’t be attracted to an fictional alien, THEY AREN’T LISTENING, BECAUSE THEY AREN’T ATTRACTED TO REAL LIFE KIDS.

Let’s go back to the anime thing. We see it as weird when the “over powered” “1000” year old characters are… built like 5/6 right? Because people see it as, okay well she’s over age, this is okay… when in reality it’s weird, that’s a fucking toddler let’s be serious for TWO POINT FIVE SECONDS 😭 now, THOSE NIGGAS ARE ATTRACTED TO KIDS IRL 😭

When they see blue alien man with an okay built and matured features, they could give two shits about what’s right or wrong in THEIR world, because it’s okay in the fictional world 💀

Having the mindset of “well he’s not real he’s fictional” is I guess understandable, BUT LETS APPLY THIS SAME LOGIC TO THE CHARACTERS FROM SEVEN DEADLY SINS RIGHT?

Just because she’s not real, and that she’s “legal” doesn’t make this not weird. It’s weird. I guess when people look at anime they’re like “this looks like an human, I cant be attracted to this 🤢(even tho some are 🤢)” but when they see blue alien, who has no human features other than the fact they walk on two legs, they go “hey it’s okay, it’s not real 🤷🏽‍♀️”

But it’s also like, you think this character is attractive enough you want to age up?

So yeah, like I said, I understand both points

Will be adding to this, I would love to hear personal opinions.

[ubblemon-kibb]

About Me •••

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unbblemon-kibb • cobi

01/2024

SUMMARY • Everything you need to know about me and my content — I am an internet stranger so I’ll keep it short and sweet. My page is better viewed (aesthetically pleasing) in Goth/Rave color palette - trust me, I checked with the other palettes 🤢

DISCLAIMERS • This blog will contain NSFW content and possible themes that will shiver your timbers. I am a dark romance writer, it’s to be expected. Be responsible, respectful, and mindful of your limits. If you are a minor in your region, then please understand that you are not welcome to view such content, however, if you proceed them do at your own consequences!

ME:

I love writing and doing anything associated with creating something.

I started fan-fiction so I can better practice illustrating romance and intimacy.

RULES:

No bad behavior, it will not be tolerated

No pedophilia/zoophilia

No bathroom-waste related topics

Nothing I am uncomfortable with - if you’re unsure of if I’ll do it or not, then PM me and I’ll discuss it with you.

WRITING:

Requests

You may request character x character and reader x character content for the fandoms I write for - I would just prefer there to be chemistry between characters/a situation that would reasonably place them together.

In terms of OCs, they will ONLY be shipped with reader.

I write for a couple different readers; Male, Female, GN, FTM, and MTF — I will attempt to cater to all..

Fandoms

FNaF • William Afton: Michael Afton/Schmidt:

I will only write for those two because they are the closest things to adults — I will also not write for the movie, but if you want to invasion that, you are welcome. I am just uncomfortable associating a real life actors face with a character - it ruins the mood for me. Idk.

KNY • Tomioka Giyu: Kocho Shinobu: Iguro Obanai: Uzui Tengen: Rengoku Kyojuro: Mitsuri Kanroji: Muzan Kibutsuji: Kokushibo: Doma: Akaza: Daki: Gyutaro:

These are the characters I’m comfortable writing for in a NSFW manner -

CREEPYPASTA • Jeff the Kilker: Jane the killer: Eyeless Jack: BEN drowned: Slenderman: Offenderman: Masky: Hoodie: Ticci Toby: Nina the Killer: X-Virus: laughing Jack: Laughing Jill: Candy Pop: Jason the Toymaker: Clockwork: Kate the Chaser:

As the widest cast, it is also the most problematic in the sense they are fictional serial killers- hey, I don’t make the rules for them.

OC CONTENT:

None as of now…

ENJOY

If anyone has requests in terms of characters or Fandoms them PM me - I’d rather do it in private so we can properly discuss it, especially bc I don’t branch out typically in the sense of fandoms.

NAVIGATION •••

FNaF :

William Afton: •

Michael Afton/Schmidt: •

“Caught” - NSFW w/Male Reader

KNY :

Tomioka Giyu: •

Kocho Shinobu: •

Iguro Obanai: •

Uzui Tengen: • (and his Wives)

Rengoku Kyojuro: •

Mitsuri Kanroji: •

Muzan Kibutsuji: •

Kokushibo: •

Doma: •

Akaza: •

Daki: •

Gyutaro: •

CREEPYPASTA :

Jeff the Kilker: •

Jane the killer: •

Eyeless Jack: •

BEN drowned: •

Slenderman: •

Offenderman: •

Masky: •

Hoodie: •

Ticci Toby: •

Nina the Killer: •

X-Virus: •

laughing Jack: •

Laughing Jill: •

Candy Pop: •

Jason the Toymaker: •

Clockwork: •

Kate the Chaser: •

OCs :

None as of now …