#marv3l

[rootytootypie]

❤️💨🫘😳🤢🦸‍♂️for Spiderman please. Uhhhh not the Tom Holland one, the adult versions just to be clear hehe

💨: On a scale of gassiness, Peter is definitely a reticient seven. He doesn’t go around tooting his horn at all, but his Aunt May knows this (other) little secret. She thinks it’s the sweetest thing her nephew is so polite, but she always makes sure there’s Gas X, ginger ale, and mint around the house to settle his poor stomach. She also definitely makes sure Mary Jane is in on it once Peter moves out, so even at ESU, he’s well stocked with remedies for his tummy troubles. MJ is super subtle about it, making sure he doesn’t realize she knows until he’s ready to tell her (mostly because he’d be mortified if he know his aunt told his crush all about how he’s not actually an avid tuba player, and in fact has never even owned the instrument). Peter’s actually more shy with friends and family than strangers, mostly because he finds his loud gas so embarrassing, but also because he doesn’t want to worry anyone with his stomach problems.

🫘: Peter and beans have a dangerous, odiferous affair going. He knows he shouldn’t touch them in any form, but in one of the culinary capitals of the world, how can he resist refried beans, bean dip, bean chips, and all the forms it takes that have Peter swinging home tooting like a tugboat? They just smell so good going in? How can they stink so much coming out? Yes, they require a retreat to a fortress of solitude (his bedroom at May’s, the dorm room at peak party times so Harry’s out, or his apartment), but the taste makes it worth it. He pines, he perishes (mostly because he’s a little afraid Triple J will declare Spidey a gaseous menace).

😳: When you’re gassy like Peter, you definitely have a few embarrassing farts in your memory banks. But there only one that can be decreed the worst.

It was Peter’s first college party at ESU, in the extreme ostentatious Alpha Mu Pi mansion on campus. The place was cavernous, with no doors clearly marked and most of the freshman being as clueless to the layout as he was. This was very bad, because his nerves had driven him to packing in the chips and bean dip abandoned in the corner. And after about fifteen chips, Peter’s stomach was bubbling. He was sure it was brewing something nasty.

His lack of direction led him to a door another random guy thought might be the bathroom. Instead, as Peter flung the door open and saw two guys making out, he let out a *BBBBBBRRRRRRbbbbbblllllrllllrllrllllllBBBBB!* that rang out louder than the music pumping on the stereo. Everyone was looking at him, including the gay couple, one of whom happened to be Rodney Worth, the starting quarterback who just transferred from Crofton University.

Peter and his fart had just accidentally outed the quarterback to a packed frat party. For weeks, he hung his head in shame, especially as the news hit the school paper. He not only embarrassed himself, he’d ruined some poor guy’s life (I’m partly picturing the Spideyverses of the past films, so it’s technically always the 2000s/early 2010s in their universe; i.e. Rodney would NOT be in for a fun time). He finally sighed, gathered up his courage, and went to Rodney to apologize.

He found Rodney under a tree in the quad, openly reading James Joyce to his boyfriend. “Can I talk to you, Rodney,” Peter asked nervously. The broad shouldered football player nodded and stood up, following Pete a few steps away.

“I’m really sorry for outing you,” Peter said. “It was an accident, but I know that doesn’t make things better, so I’m just plain sorry that the news spread so much, and-”

“Sorry,” Rodney said, perplexed. “I’ve been wanting to thank you. I’m finally free to be who I am, and fuck anyone who thinks badly of it. Because of you, I’m not burdened by any secrets. I’m gay and proud.”

“Oh,” Peter said, surprised. “Well, that’s great. I’m glad there was a positive side for you.”

“Do me a favor, though,” Rodney asked with a grin. “Lay off the bean dip, okay?”

❤️: Peter was downright terrified to fart in front of MJ. He was afraid one toot would be the thing to make her snap out of dating him and remember him as a geeky neighbor boy instead of a boyfriend. He held it pretty steadfastly…until one night when they end up on the coach together watching a movie - and the popcorn mixed in his belly with the bean chips he ate as a quick snack. Peter shifted, ready to head for the bathroom - just as she rested her head on his shoulder and wrapped her arm around his waist. She looked up at him, and her eyes made him want to melt. “I’m so glad we get a night to ourselves,” she said. “No urgent crimes to interrupt, no crazy missions, or jacked up supervillains. Just you and me.”

“Same,” Peter squeaked, his voice breaking from nerves.

“Are you alright,” MJ asked. “You look kinda feverish. Can you still get sick?”

“I’m fine,” Peter protested. “Just…happy. Content. Can’t believe how lucky I am.”

“Yeah…okay,” MJ said. “If you’re sure.”

“Sure as shootin’,” Peter heard himself say, and blushed. Where the hell did come from? At least his embarrassing little problems is under wraps-

*PrrrrrooooooBLLLPBLLPBLLP!*

“Oh, God, MJ, I’m so sorry, I can’t believe I-”

“Finally showed me your tuba playing,” MJ snarked, giggling.

Peter pouted. “Just for that, I’m gonna point out you toot in your sleep,” he groused.

“Aw, Pete,” she said. “Is it really bad? There’s some ginger ale in the fridge I can get you.”

“…Okay,” Peter agreed. “But if I have to fart more, will you still cuddle me?”

“Duh,” MJ said. “Just stand up if you have to shoot webs out of your butt, because I just bought this couch from Pottery Barn.”

“…I love you,” he said, giving her puppy dog eyes. “And I’m sorry.”

“You don’t have to be sor- Oh, my God, that’s vile! Talk about silent but violent. Apology accepted! …Now come back here, I’m cold.”

🤢: Peter is very easily grossed out by certain people’s farts. Certain people being Flash Thompson on a power trip farting in his general direction. Other than that example of fart torture (not really my scene), Peter is sorta ambivalent to farts. Well, the one exception is when he sneaks up on criminals and one of them farts in surprise. That cracks him up. He’s definitely as much of a worrier as his friends are about him, and happily give out tummy rubs and forehead kisses to any of his girlfriends who are gassy for whatever reason, but especially period cramps.

🦸‍♂️: He doesn’t fart web. That said, his sudden bean intolerance only came after he was bitten by the spider. Before that, he didn’t struggle with any food. There have been times the resulting farts propelled him forward by a few extra centimeters as he swings through the city, so the gas has also definitely gotten more powerful since he became super. It’s as if the bite gave him extra protein farts as a consequence of his newly developed bod.

[kingfinfat]

! drawing requests? if theyre still open could I get a drawing of noivern OR dragalge OR scolipede? thank you so much :D

Menacing Noivern that landed on your porch eminating loud DNB

[shjiyemis]

saw ur post about givin the black-coded highbloods (am i using that right) more depth to their intention and im sitting here w/ popcorn. please expand and if it is also about how imperialism and the empire sucks i am coming onto the stage and giving you one bajillion gazillion dollars

I legitimately have A LOT in mind on this specific topic, I think there are def specific characters, I'm like ALWAYS thinking about the purple bloods specifically with how heavy their coding is that even goes straight down to how they live.

The fuschias are (specifically Meenah/The Condense) are like literal caricatures of black woman. I feel how they are, specifically in behavior, isn't bad. But their behavior mixed with the fact their supposed to be the HIGHEST on the hemospectrum and ALSO described as FISH HITLER ???? It's like WEIRD???

Also if you look at the whole caste of Homestuck. The characters that are HEAVILY coded as black ( The Makara/and honestly purplebloods in general, Meenah/The Condense) are the most demonized and written as aggressors. YES, there are many aggressors in Homestuck that are mains but these characters actions are usually the ones that get highlighted most. (Honestly, ESPECIALLY the purples)

Like idk how to tell y'all how FUCKING WEIRD that is if y'all don't get it at this point.

My idea of writing into these characters with more depth is to not put all of them in a good light but to just give them DEPTH, more depth then just "the aggressive black" that has always been a huge stereotype in general on black ppl as a whole.

I've had the makaras on my mind since I was a baby so I ALREADY have shit in my head for them, the fuschias are another story bc even tho I can think and understand their characters I haven't thought about all the plot holes I need to fill, I also don't remember too much in their story bc I never really paid too much attention to them except Feferi (still not as much as I do with the characters I'm super invested in)

I actually have a whole post for the GHB bc I'm honestly super tired of the common "EVIL MURDERER THAT CRAVES VIOLENCE AND IS PROBABLY A R*PIST" interpretation for The Grand Highblood, not too mention it feels weird now due to the explanation i gave already. Let's also not forget the fact that the Grand Highbloods abbreviation "GHB" is also a shortened term for a commonly used date rape drug 🤨

Here's a link to that lil GHB Ted talk

Like the thing is I GET why ppl see the GHB as such once again it's still fucking weird like c'mon guys.

There's just so much but I cannot say everything rn bc I'll actually kill you with my words and my brain will actually die if I go on too long FHCFHCHFCGJCHFC but this is what I'm saying rn lolol

(also quickly includes this bc I feel like SOMEONE will pick at me for this, I didn't include Feferi in my lil parentheses due to the fact if it wasn't for the inclusion of Meenah and some more detailing of how the condencse is, no one would read her as black specifically bc of many reasons including that audience being racist whether it's intentional or not, she's still black and coded as such due to her ancestry and them being black caricatures)

[montecrizto]

i’ve been feeling all kinds of burn out and stressed lately so i’ve been indulging into some of my childhood/teenage years interests as a way to droooown myself in nostalgia and take my mind off real life problems. today i rewatched some marvel movies and ended up rewatching both infinity war and endgame and let me tell you it was so much fun being able to pin point exactly when teenage me stopped having fun and realised how soulless these garbage movies were. literal flashbacks of sitting in the movie theatre with my friends and the lights turning back on at the end of endgame and us looking at each other like ‘okay we consume so much superficial media but we cannot possibly let this slide’. truly a turning point for all of us. like do you know how bad you have to fuck up for a group of teenage nerds to completely abandon a major interest and start critical thinking

[little-ajax-56793]

Every new thing I learn about marvel amazes me by how much the writers don't fucking know about Norse mythology

[techtactical]

i was gonna fire back with either hal or dirk but i feel like ive heard of someone in your system potentially being a hal or dirk fictive and didnt wanna be redudnat haha

its ok! i separate the fictive from the content eo even if u said hal i wouldve answered w/o headmate bias LOLOL ty tho!!!!

[heeracha]

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[ponchospokerface]

sorry to hear people chased you off dude :( hope this new account leads to better and brighter things 4 u

Thanks m8, I really appreciate that, and I'm hoping so myself

[sadevergreen]

as a camp counselor (technically not currently bc i went home for Illness) and homestuck fan (also technically not currently bc I'm too busy being a camp counselor) i love camp skaia. which homestuck characters are most likely to be the "we're ALL sick there's no reason you can't do the hike up the hill" (has mild cold and vague heatsickness at worst) counselor x "actual lung infection but thinks it's a really normal cold" (very easily gaslit) counselor program group pair? i feel like eridan and kanaya are hot contenders here

ooo ok this is so good- apologies for the ever loving hell that you are about to see but i sought assistance from my dear dear pale friend @marv3l-drag0ns !!!!!!!! MUAH PLATONICALLLY <> ILY they were a huge help in putting this together

BOY DO I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON THIS, THIS WAS EXTREMELY FUN :D

so let’s begin: my immediate instinct was kanaya and tavros are the most easily gaslit, or adhere most to given direction (we’re not going to talk about HIM). but then who to pair them with? they are both wet cats that won’t work. we decided that YES kanaya and eridan definitely make sense! but in which role? it may seem obvious but NO! eridan too sick? whiny fussy pitiful sopping kitty he’s just a beanbag full of milk! so we decided barely sick eridan, otherwise he’d be throwing a fit. instead he’s referring to his Superior Genes! and kanaya is. strugglin. but fuck man here we are 🤷‍♂️

But we’re not done yet!

the next we considered was karkat and terezi!! especially aided through the lens of karkat’s old crush on terezi; he’s too whipped and in denial to deny a girl a hand!

this led to possibly the funniest thing ever: THE INNER KANKRI THAT EVERYONE HAS AND HE SITS ON YOUR SHOULDER AND REMINDS YOU TO BE DECENT AND LEAVE ROOM FOR KANKRI

for the bigger drawings i capped it off with a good ol favorite of mine; erifef. why did i like them? man idek anymore but it worked really well with the idea of eridan being the sicker one, but being ok such thin ice over his constant whining that he just has to go along with it we just though it was funny hehe. it can be viewed through any lens! snippy or non, s’all good here! it’s all canon.

what is he was sick and he couldn’t whine 🥺 what is he was sick and he wasn’t allowed even a snivle about it 🥺 not a snort 🥺 or a sob 🥺 he’s so pathetic !!!! besides, he can’t be out paced by some fuckin kids!!!! HES A GROWN ADULT 16-18 Y/O CAMP COUNSELOR GODDAMNIT!!

MARVEL: “Feferi: ah yes your sickness you have a functioning immune system and are the most dramatic guy on planet earth (only one of those statements is true)” which statement? :) yeah

she doesn’t believe him anymore <333

Ok and that is it for full line art doodles, but!!! i couldn’t resist drawing some more pairs we pondered

ERIDAN AND KARKAT: omfg so good!! but they would 100% either both be tooooo sick and dead, or they would both be mostly fine

VRISKA AND TAVROS: no. and you know why we’re not doing this one :,( we all instantly knew this one would be here but we are choosing to ignore it im favor of…

TAVROS AND KARKAT: Marvel proposed it and it was very interesting!! i think similar to eridan and karkat, where they’re both dead or both barely sick. no i’m between. aggressive yet positive motivation (?) for the win!!! they further proposed that karkat “eats dirt for a living and doesn’t get sick very often”

Overall this was really fun to put together and answer, and i had a blast getting to colab with a mutual along the way :3 so thank you anon and thank you marvel!! this does bring me to something i’ve been meaning to say,,.,,,

@marv3l-drag0ns ,,? we’ve been friends forever, you know my dogs middle name, we complete each other in a way no one else can! you stop me from eating bones i find on the road, and i stop you from ascending to godtier to avoid going to exams…,…

would you be my

Moirail? <>

anyways! that’s all for now <3 this was so fun :) please send in more asks/ requests like this if you ever think of any more! i definitely feel for the camp counselor piece cause that was me earlier this summer PFF and all the counselors got sick and passed something around (but hey! it was an excuse to sit away from 7 y/olds for a few minutes while i got tea for my sore throat)

[rootytootypie]

bruce banner 😳?

😳: With there being two sides to this coin, there’s two reactions to being gassy. Bruce is embarrassed by it, but can rationalize his embarrassment away and laugh it off. His go-to is to shrug and say, “Well, the nitrogen in me really wanted out” or “Pardon my flatus for being so noisy” or some other scientific joke. Hulk, on the other hand, is mortified when it happens, mostly because it’s so large and loud and can disturb entire crowds like a wave of stink from a waste barge off Staten Island in a heat wave.

For Bruce, his most embarrassing moment was a fart during a presentation on the properties of methane in middle school, but Hulk’s was definitely worse.

Bruce had grabbed a Fiber One bar right before Tony called the Avengers to assemble for a routine field trip/tour of the facility by some upstate elementary schoolers. Things went well, Bruce managed to go Hulk without any dangerous rage being unleashed (other than him crushing a stack of papers in the disposal pile), and the kids were very impressed (as was their very cute teacher).

Hulk was too distracted to notice an overexcited first grader trying to go for a climb up his back. Pulling the back of Hulk’s shorts could have lead to worse consequences for the kid (like being swatted clear across the room like an annoying bug). But what happened was still pretty bad.

*RRRRRRRRVVVVVRRRRRPPPT!*

The kid let go, gagging for fresh air, as the Avengers nearby and the assembled students coughed as if someone released tear gas.

(Even Tony, in his suit, but his coughing was really him trying not to burst out laughing.)

What else could the big green guy do, except hang his head, and say “Hulk very, very sorry.”

[original-character-championship]

Bracket E Second Half!!

These will have their polls posted on Friday the 7th at 5pm GMT!!

289. Kat & Penguino (@cat-penguin-anon)

290. Blik (@ghaststation)

291. Carter Howard (@honeyxmonkey)

292. Playlist ghost - Sparky (@pinkpegacorn)

293. Tuesday Anthony Psychonauts2 (@lizardspells)

294. Beans (@la-banda-de-estrellas)

295. Marc & Pernelle (@ardate)

296. Mark White (@sussy-sammy)

297. Dr. Wyre (@opal-mew)

298. Lamp (@magolordidsomethingwrong)

299. Tiff (@queenofgooberville)

300. Master Healer Nahcurii  (@silverolivia-upsidedown)

301. Esma Sayın [sigh-in, not saying] (@frutigermetro)

302. Vera F. (@creativeidealist)

303. Hatchet Henderson  (@lemmegettamcpictwo)

304. Iridia Thickett (@starryneitz)

305. Theodosia "Hope" Rosegold (@scissorsvspaper)

306. Charm (@unstable-0xz)

307. Sprocket (@blueemberthefox)

308. Sae (@aroaceundynestuff) - Deactivated?? What do I do with that???

309. Abigail (@minecraft-stee)

310. Luca Carver (@threeslashfive)

311. Thalia (@theoneandonlyastrea)

312. Willow Ight (@drowninnoodles)

313. Kiru - technical name Replica Vessel 0.1 (@hallowed-nebulae)

314. Cadmus (@marv3l-drag0ns)

315. Bashira "Bella" Izumi (@bellaizumi13)

316. Dizzy (@certifieditsbo)

317. Aisling Akechi (@texeoghea)

318. Zarr (@nokaru)

319. Juette Raynes (@juette)

320. Spencer & Flynn (@onebigskillissue)

[cannibalcanid]

Changed my url finally!!

ne-crow-mancer -> wolf-guts

Tagging my (active) beloved mutuals so they know who the hell I am

@stardewpapaalec @remmybeegoosey @yewstronaut @color-craz @saint-magpie @marv3l-drag0ns @cannibalcanid @liberhoe @cowboyabunga

Okay I think that's everyone. Hiiii guys ilu

[adventuringalchemy]

WHAT TAROT CARD ARE YOU ?

THE STAR .

there is something wonderful stirring in the depths of your being. something within you– something latent– is sleeping there, in the cradle of your mind. creativity comes naturally to you, just as breathing or blinking. you have the capability to extend yourself through art. but are you afraid of it? creating something– terribly afraid that it will never be as good as you hope? it will never be made unless you use your own hands.

TAGGED BY : ( found from, actually ) @praemoniitus TAGGING : @ellegaard , @sprucewoodfae , @new-king-of-boomtown , @marv3l-drag0ns-rp !!

mun notes below .

i absolutely adore how ivor is my favorite tarot card omg?

at first i was iffy about this one even though i answered everything in character but now it makes total sense to me. i see this as who he used to be. the part of him he was hiding for so long because he was so afraid of showing his true self. so engulfed with rage and a lack of trust, he couldn't show his true emotions. he was afraid to, because how the hell can he trust the people who lied to him? now that jesse and the new order has let him be him, he can let his true self run free and he doesn't have to hold it back anymore. it's very nice.

[babygirlgeralt]

dw bro bad dad jokes ARE sexy. one liners that don't land are a v different situation. imagine uh. quoting marv3l movie dialogue levels of ??$?!&?#(_+& in a strap situation. yeah

MER ASKJFKSKSJEKEKEKEKKE. help

the worst ive ever done is miss hole and go "Ruh roh". Yknow like scooby doo. seemed like the appropriate thing to do at the time.

[techtactical]

ask game time! infecting you. ummmmm number 9 (Could you be roommates with this character?) forrrrr (spins wheel) either sonic the hedgehog or gandalf big naturals or calliope homestuck?

ok i feel like. i could be roommates with sonic but i would violently explode. i also feel like calliope homestuck would be nice but uncomfortable at first lol

[softasawhisper]

people keep citing that tweet about an article about whether Elden and Deb will return as Foggy and Karen. it literally hasn't been confirmed, all that was confirmed was Jon's return. The Foggy and Karen bit was just guess work in that article. Wait until d!sney/marv3l actually announces it before spreading that around.

Stop spreading rumors and acting like it's gospel. You're possibly, needlessly,upsetting people.

Also I think the only way both Foggy and Karen wouldn't be back is if the show takes place during the snap/blip etc and they just aren't around. Which would suck.

The heart of the show was Matt's relationships with them so to cut them out of the narrative would just be setting the show up for failure.