im inflicting this stupid idea. suffer
Vaggie unknowingly taking her 7,777th life with her spear, from a mix of demon and angel victims, and suddenly the spear she was holding is gone and there's an infant CHILD in her hands-
tiny gray demon tail wrapping around her wrist, little steel grey horns poking out of white hair, soft fluffy grey wings fluttering on it's back
Vaggie, holding the child at arm's length: "Uh. Charlie...?"
Charlie: "Busy fighting, be right there!"
Vaggie: "Charlie. Baby."
Charlie: "Yeah??"
Charlie: "No. Not 'Charlie babe'- Charlie. BABY."
Charlie: "I mean I kinda like 'babe' better, not gonna lie, but-"
Charlie: "...."
Charlie: "Vaggie. Baby."
Vaggie: "Baby."
Charlie: "Where-"
Vaggie: "Spear."
Charlie: "SPEAR?!"
Vaggie: "h e l p." (baby coos and makes grabby claws at her) "C h a r l i e, h e l p !"
Charlie: "Shit, fuck- support their head! Support their head!!"
Vaggie: "H- ow???"
Charlie: "Like- it's like when you're cleaning your spear!"
Vaggie: (cradling baby) "It's got hold of my HAIR-"
Charlie: "-ohhhh my fffff-"
Vaggie: "Don't SWEAR in front of it!!!"
Charlie: "-fffather that's an actual baby. That's uhhh. That's a... We need to- BATTLE CANCELED! BATTLE CANCELED WE'VE GOT A BABY ON THE FIELD!!!"
Lute: "a WHAT!?"
Lucifer: "OH SPECTACULAR! Congratulations!!!"
Lucifer: "....wait."
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Pair adopts/
You can buy them individually or If you like the pair you can get both//
If you would be interested in buying them send me a message at
[email protected]. I wont hold them so first come first serve//
Payment is going to be via a Paypal invoice (you will have to send me your paypal email and all).
As always feel free to share this around/ I will update this post once they are bought //
Bloom - SOLD
Decay - SOLD
Dawn - SOLD
Dusk ON HOLD
Sea - SOLD
Sky - SOLD
Star - SOLD
Void - SOLD
ALL CLAIMED// Thank you everyone/
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sold to @ultrainfinitequest !!!! thank you so much!
UNIDENTIFIED FUCKING THING!!! $25 minimum, highest offer at the end of next week will own it [: don't be afraid to offer the minimum, I understand! paypal or ko-fi only, apologies!
saving for uni, share if you want to!!
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Available Adoptable Designs!✨
I went with my favorite aesthetics this time! Lotta golds lol
$45 each!
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Dumpster Baby 2: Chaggie & Baby
Charlie: (panicking) Perri!? PERRI! Perri, sweetie, come down for Mommy, please?
Perri: (short for Perriwinkle based on her hair and color theme, wings flapping 100 beats a minute as she barely manages to hover around the chandelier in the very, VERY high ceilinged lobby) Hehehehehe!~
Charlie: Sweetie, please come down. Mommy's worried about you falling. Your wings aren't strong enough for those heights yet! (to Angel) How did she even get up that high?! You were supposed to be watching her while I went to the bathroom!
Angel: What? She flapped her wings and used the surrounding furniture to get higher. She can hover pretty damn good for a little tyke.
Charlie: (scolding tone) Angel!
Angel: Tyke! Tiiiiieee-k. Not dyke, Toots.
Vaggie: (flies up to Perri and holds her hands under her belly) Come here, mija. You're about to give Mommy a heart attack.
Perri: (giggles impishly in a way that almost sounds like Lucifer's giggle when he calls Razzle and Dazzle) Mita! Mita! Hehehehehe~
Vaggie: (gently guides Perri to "fly" into Charlie's hands)
Charlie: Oh, thank goodness! (holds Perri tight) No more flying above the coffee table!
Angel: What the fuck is Mita?
Vaggie: (blushes and bristles)
Charlie: (blushing) U-umm.... Perri heard me call Vaggie "Mamacita" one night when I thought she was asleep. And ever since, she's called her Mita.
Angel: HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy Shit!!! Vaggie's mom name is because you guys had sex with the little tyke in the room!!!
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