#add on in the rbs <3

[girlwithherheadinthestars]

responses to "what are you doing?"

"what do you think i'm doing?"

"bold of you to assume i know."

"...building a banana castle?"

"you really don't want to know."

^"but -- "

^"you really, really don't want to know."

"irish step dancing WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING JARED?"

"well the easy answer is -- "

^"never mind why did i even ask."

"planning world domination. care to join?"

^(pause) "ah well what better do i have to do on a thursday afternoon."

"baking. or trying to."

^"honey that looks like a blob --"

[slink-a-dink]

[thekidsarentalright]

stuck in the permafrost, stuck in the permafrost...

[kenobihater]

reblog for a bigger sample size of former angry, creative, and/or highly dramatic children

[thevalleyoftriumph]

[reupload] copycat

[ignorancelive]

ask not what the ignorance megaphone can do for you, but what you can do for the ignorance megaphone

[sgdlr]

guess who's clown makeup didnt come off before the cutscene

[lil-queer-enby]

normalise making sex accessible to disabled people

normalise changing positions often to make it easier on joints, taking breaks as needed without it "ruining" the moment, and trying a few different things before finding something that works well for you

normalise using toys without it being "cheating", making the room a good sensory environment, and discussing what might be a problem so you can find solutions together

normalise using hand or thigh straps/harnesses for better control, propping yourself up on pillows/wedges because it's more supportive, and mobility aids being sexy and part of the fun

normalise disabled sex

[coolestguyonearth]

oh so you think this character is mentally ill. ok. thats fine. oh you think theyre a narcissist? do you think that because they show symptoms of npd or do you think that because theyre evil and you think all narcissists are evil. youre not ableist? ok, sure. but are you normal about narcissists? are you normal about cluster-b disorders? youre not ableist but are you normal about mental illness. can you treat people who have them like real living human beings or will you forever project your fear and prejudice on them

[suckerdotpunch]

Genuinely curious, for my own research: If they were to make a Splatoon 4/any new content in general...

check the rbs for a second poll :)

[thenothlng]

★ BEATRIZ VOIDCALLER ; reference image .

she has quite the wardrobe.............

[milomilesmib]

Me when the one with plant powers likes giving their love interest flower crowns 🥺

[bloodigutz]

I'm sick of ppl making posts about normalizing neurodivergent people when you won't even bother talking about personality disorders or psychosis..

like, sure, you're normal about autism, but what about us? do you still hear the phrase "personality disorder" and associate it with abuse?

how can we expect to normalize neurodivergent people when most neurodivergent people aren't even normal to you?

[coquelicoq]

i love it when i can tell that someone purposefully went further up the reblog chain on one of my posts to avoid rbing a version with someone else's later addition. like good for you, i also thought that version was stupid lol.

[bunisher]

spundevil brainrot and headcanons:

• they’re so busy they hardly have date nights, and there’s been three instances where matt has completely forgotten because he’s been so wrapped up in something.

• because they’re so busy the most consistency they have with seeing each other is the guaranteed break ins to their apartments.

• matt leaves the roof access door unlocked because that’s how frank gets in, which frank hates because it leaves him vulnerable. he won’t ask for a key, though, so matt keeps doing it. peter uses the spare key like a normal person.

• despite the fact that they’re together, frank still likes to work alone, especially because when they’re forced to team up, he usually ends up sparing too many people and fleeing before they try to get him arrested.

• peter likes showing off his strength to frank, particularly by picking him up. one time he interrupted one of frank’s missions, had no idea he was being watched by micro, and picked him up bridal style in front of his enemies. frank complained about it for weeks because it was caught on video.

• david still doesn’t know how frank managed to get two boyfriends and finds it funny that frank will not admit that they’re dating. he just does everything a good boyfriend does and leaves it at that. the fact that he carries a shirt from both of them in his duffel bag means nothing. (they’re snug but they work, okay?)

• one time matt and peter went to a bar and acted like they were picking up a handsome stranger. the stranger was frank. he thought they were undercover for a mission and rejected them.

• peter sometimes breaks into frank’s hideouts and leaves flowers or food or both. matt likes to leave himself. one time they both broke in the same night and kept laughing about it.

• sometimes frank breaks into their apartments and cleans them when they’re on patrol. matt rarely goes over to peter’s apartment because it is so messy and he trips over stuff. despite this, everything in peter’s apartment has a braille label.

• not living together makes their relationship easier. matt and frank once almost broke up because they tried it. all of them have their systems and they clash too much. plus frank is still consistently on the road. matt and peter refuse to let blood money pay their rent.

• unsurprisingly, out of all three of them, frank has the most income.

• matt bought a king sized bed. they rarely all three sleep together, but when they do, frank sleeps in the middle. he always wakes up with peter practically on top of him.

• a night in consists of frank cooking for them and usually ends with matt hearing something, going off to solve it, and peter and frank stitching him up.

• frank doesn’t like kissing that much, but he’s very tactile. he walks by and brushes their hands, plays with peter’s hair, and rubs matt’s back.

• peter likes to drape himself over both their laps when he can.

• karen thought matt was cheating on frank with peter and confronted him. foggy didn’t even know he was with frank and practically begged him to leave him for peter. matt laughed in both instances.

• peter is the most jealous out of all them and it’s caused a few fights because he likes to show off his partners.

• aunt may loves frank. she thinks he is the best. always talks about how polite he is and demands for him not to call her “ma’am”. she always tries to feed matt by coming by the office. one time she did with one of frank’s recipes, because apparently, they share recipes?

• because they’re dating, matt cannot represent frank or peter (if he gets caught, thankfully that hasn’t happened yet) so it’s foggy’s job. he hates it. frank knows this so usually he breaks out before it comes to that point and never has reached trial again.

• matt lets out a sense of humor around peter that nobody else sees. they’re best friends before anything else, and he thinks that’s why his relationship with him is so different than others in the past.

• all of them have a fear about the others dying, but it’s something they’ve accepted, and they trust each other to take care of themselves the best they can.

• peter has one of frank’s dog tags. one time, frank disappeared for almost a month and he started wearing it. he bought a burial plot just in case. it’s next to maria’s.

• frank has an old rosary that he gave it to matt.

• peter found a poem frank wrote about them and cried. it was actually pretty good. he has no idea how frank manages to be so dumb and so smart at the same time.

• frank reads a lot, and he reads a lot to matt, but he leaves his favorite books at peter’s apartment. sometimes he makes little notes in the margins. one time he left a code that was solved by flipping to various pages. peter fell in love a little that day.

• curtis adores matt and peter both. they both call him out on his shit and peter has lots of photos of frank in compromising positions. mostly with dogs or wearing his apron in the kitchen. of course it has a skull on it.

• matt loves making out with peter. it’s one of his favorite past times.

• both matt and peter have multiple shirts with a skull on them. they don’t know how they got them.

• peter put a spider tracker into one of matt’s billy clubs and in one of his white cane’s.

• sister maggie has not been told that matt’s in a relationship, but she suspects and gets various forms of confirmation. the most recent was him getting a call from ‘frankelicious’ because peter likes to change him and frank’s names in matt’s phone.

• frank has a spider tracker in his van. he has no idea how it works. he has one of peter’s webshooters.

• matt and frank like to slow dance (it’s really just swaying) in the living room while listening to records. peter caught them one time and cried because it reminded him of aunt may and uncle ben.

• frank is the only one of them who can drive. peter is a passenger princess, but matt’s worse.

• peter wears a lot of their clothes. he has matt’s columbia sweatshirt. he has frank’s hoodie.

• matt likes going out on dates with peter, but he feels sad sometimes because he can’t do it very often with frank. sometimes, rarely, they skip town so they can all three go out where they won’t be recognized.

• they’ve been planning a road trip but it might never happen.

• when they come over to matt’s apartment, frank basically follows peter around and puts things back in their place. he’s messy, disorganized, and tries very hard, but he’s still bad at it. it’s okay, though, because frank doesn’t mind. he likes to keep busy.

• sarah is OBSESSED with spider-man and frank thinks it’s kind of funny that she has no idea peter is spider-man because she was highly suspicious of him at first because he accidentally broke a plate the first time they met.

• they’re bad at communicating at times. it’s a miracle they’re still together. surprisingly, it’s mostly because of frank. he doesn’t see the problem half the time when they’re fighting and always tries to come up with a solution.

• scrapbooks are peter’s main form of christmas gift for foggy and karen

• frank is good with kids. they’ve started this thing where they put him into dad mode in order to distract him. sister maggie always has some kind of important job for him only he can fix. frank knows what they’re all doing.

• leo figured out frank was dating matt and peter because she says he smiles when he talks about them and rarely smiles.

• peter takes pictures of daredevil and the punisher and publishes them in the daily bugle, but mostly he gives them to karen so she can. it makes the firm a little extra income. he’s never told matt about it.

• all of them have different stories for how they got together. nobody is sure which one is accurate, but they all sound realistic.

[pennedinblood]

as of ten minutes ago we are officially Jobless™️. my sign to retire early and devote the remainder of my existence to writing toxic old man yaoi