#add a tramp stamp and it’s over

[ohimsummer]

SUMMARRRRR i thought about satoru with a belly button piercing and instantly thought of u holding his hand while he gets it done omg

AND U WOULD BE RIGHT!!!! I AM THERE TO BE HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT OKAY HE IS ACTING ALL TOUGH BUT HE GETS SO NERVOUS JUST FROM SEEING THE NEEDLE……I think the piercer has to do that trick with him where they keep asking him stuff and pierce him while he’s distracted and then satoru is like “😧??” because suddenly his belly button is pierced and he didn’t even notice (either that or he is hyper aware despite the attempted distraction and he is squeezing my hand Incredibly Tight 😔)

butttttt I am telling he did so well afterwards and that he was so brave :333 and giving him lots of kisses on the face to make him forget all about that fear he felt :3333333

ALSO!!! I THINK HE WOULD HAVE THIS (I could NAWT find a higher quality image 😭) this + him in a crop top would go crazy okay SATORU IN HIS BADDIE ERA‼️😼

[felixcosm]

WOE.BEGONE tattoos I want/need

OVER logo tramp stamp

some sort of reference to cutting off your left arm thing

RIP Chubbums (with a drawing of a hamster in space)

the MW brand mark

w.bg lyrics ('i'm not afraid of the endless days' is a top pick)

[qcomicsy]

a list of funniest things jason todd could do:

slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile

become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college

change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts

call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)

dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement

come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"

could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."

feel free to add on

LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT

Let's go.

Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim's boat, Clock Tower, Duke's nest and Dick's house. (He almost killed them)

(One of Dick's colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)

Stole Tim's mug and placed on Damian's room, stole Damian's mug and placed on Tim's boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;

When he saw Bernard for the first time he said "Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?";

Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;

Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);

Shot Dick's phone;

Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that's his partner

Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;

Never told no one other than Dick he's actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce's horrified reaction to a normal one;

Gave Bernard the shovel talk;

When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn't gave her shit for it he just answered "No, no I get it"

Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit "She's my therapist" when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they're at her office;

Told every one he's Harley's adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);

Exchanged Bernard's number to Kon's in Tim's cell phone and vice-versa;

Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne's Gala;

Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick's is an asshole;

Stoled Signal's Patrol Lunch;

Stole's Spoiler's lunch;

Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;

(He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)

Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with "He's dead";

Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with "That's Robin they found him on the thrash"

Showed up to Barbara's job dropped a "Hi mom" as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn't her child;

Told Dick Talia adopted him;

Told Talia Dick adopted him;

Told Damian that if Batman dies he's going to adopt him out of spite;

[beomiracles]

CONGRATS FOR 500!! so well deserved!

for your bash i’m thinking about something emogyu coded cuz i can’t live without it so…

tattooartist!beomgyu x reader

where reader is lowkey really scared like they’re literally trembling while entering his salon because they never got tattoos before! and in such a place (i see some sluty tattoo on their lower back)

but beomgyu seeing this can’t help but smooth their nerves by talking and reassuring aand… sneaking some not really sneaky touches here and there :’)) and rest i’ll leave for you to continue…

500 BASH SPECIAL

#serene adds ✎... as someone with tattoos (who definitely had a crush on her tattoo artist at the ripe age of 17) this was right up my alley ! and I've been meaning to get a tramp stamp myself to add to my collection sooooo hehe

wc -> 1.8K

pairings tattoo artist! beomgyu x afab!reader warnings mentions of needles, reader is really pristine and gets her first tattoo, Beomgyu is a little handsy, slightly suggestive but nothing crazy at all!

the urge to turn this into something more in the future y'all

Gosh, what were you thinking? – A tattoo? What on earth would your parents think when you came over for the holidays? Not to mention, the pain. You had such a low pain tolerance it was almost ridiculous. Despite it all, you pushed the door to the salon open and stepped inside. 

The studio was small; covered head to toe in posters of inked up men and women, wearing nothing but skimpy clothing – your cheeks reddened at the sight. Music was playing from an old radio, the artist was unfamiliar but the heavy beat perfectly lined up with your racing heart. You bite your lip as you consider turning back, there was still time…But then the door to what you assumed to be the small staff room, opened; and through it came one of the most gorgeous men you had ever laid your eyes on. 

He was perhaps everything your parents would’ve forbidden your teenage self from ever getting acquainted with. Long dark hair, matching the smoked out eyeshadow around his piercing eyes, a metal ring going through the center of his full bottom lip; not to mention the several ink designs adorning his neck and arms. You swallow a gulp as you shamelessly ogle the man in front of you, not noticing how he tilted his head, a smirk creeping its way to his pierced lips. 

“1:30?” He asks as he watches the way your gaze snaps from his chest to his eyes. You blink, confused, as you fumble for words. “I uh…what?” You meekly squeak out, feeling the color on your cheeks intensifying by the second. The man’s smirk widens, “you the one who booked the appointment for 1:30?” – “Oh, y-yeah that’s me..” you mumble as you clear your throat rather awkwardly. 

He offers his hand and you notice the tattoos adorning his finger as well. “Beomgyu”, he says as you take his hand. After exchanging formalities, he guides you over to the stretcher at the back of the salon; it reminds you of the ones hospitals usually keep. Bringing out your phone, you begin pulling up the designs you had carefully chosen weeks prior. “You gotten a tattoo done before?” he asks as he watches your pink acrylics tap against the screen. 

You shake your head as you give him a sheepish smile. “Never.” Once more your mind wanders to your parents, your mom especially, what would she say? – Your family wasn’t exactly orthodox, but the subject of tattoos and other bodily modifications was sort of an unspoken rule. And even though you were now an adult, free to make your own decisions regarding your own body, the ways of your upbringing were still rooted in the back of your mind. 

Beomgyu doesn’t look surprised as he studies your nervous frame, his gaze stopping at your hands, timidly fiddling with your phone case. “You nervous?” His question was more of a statement but you give him a small nod, “yeah.” He smirks, “it’s quite natural, don’t worry, I know what I’m doing, love.” The small wink he sends you doesn’t go unnoticed as you stutter out a small o-of course, your eyes flitting down to your phone in order to avoid his intense gaze. 

“So whatcha lookin’ to get?” He asks as he brings out a moveable table, containing what you could only assume to be the tools he used for his works. Your eyes widen as you eye the sharp needles with dread. You nervously bite your lip, “w-well, I was thinking something on…on my lower back.” Beomgyu cocks an eyebrow in your direction, seemingly intrigued by your bold choice of placement for your first tattoo. 

“And you’ve got some designs for me I presume?” Nodding you show him the multiple pictures you had saved on your phone. His inked finger swipes through them as he studies them closely. “You got a favorite?” he asks, his eyes not leaving the screen. You shake your head, “I was thinking I’d do whatever you think will suit me best…” you mumble as your gaze flickers between your phone and him. Beomgyu hums as he stops on a picture of a butterfly. You follow his gaze and he nods to himself before handing your phone back, “I think you’ll absolutely rock that one, love.” 

His words of assurance made you feel confident in your decision and you eagerly nod as Beomgyu leaves to print out the design. – The two of you spent another fifteen minutes discussing placement as you held up your shirt for Beomgyu to place the paper against your skin. The feeling of his hands on your waist as he explained what would look best made your heart flutter in an unexplainable way. 

With your back facing the mirror, your hands awkwardly rest on Beomgyu’s chest as you turn your head to study the design. His inked hands moving across your hips, fingers brushing against your lower back as he talks you through the healing process. Swallowing – your eyes drift to the way his arms drape around you before moving to his face. You watch the way his lips move as he speaks, the slight frown of his brows as he focuses on getting your tattoo right. 

Then through the glass of the mirror, your eyes meet his. The smirk he flashes you is enough to tell you that he can sense the nerves radiating off of you, and perhaps even the tinge of attraction flowing through your veins. “You ready?” He asks without letting go of your hips, biting your lip, you slowly nod. 

Upon laying down on the stretcher, your attention shifts entirely to controlling your labored breathing as you anticipate the sting of the harsh needles. Somewhere behind you, you can make out the sound of Beomgyu pulling on latex gloves and before you know it he’s next to you, sitting down on a movable chair as he plugs in the sharp tool which makes a jarring noise. 

Screwing your eyes shut, you bite down on your bottom lip, preparing for the sting. But it never comes, instead you feel Beomgyu’s hand on your hip as he massages the flesh gently. “Relax”, he murmurs and you can feel his gaze on you, “it’ll hurt less if you do.” Nodding as best as you can, you do as he says; drawing in a deep breath through your nose before letting it out through your lips. 

The pain wasn’t as bad as you thought it would have been. While it did initially sting in an almost unbearable way, it quickly simmered down to a light burning sensation. Beomgyu had told you that the whole process would take about an hour – though he managed to keep your mind occupied with questions about yourself. 

“What’s mom and dad gon’ say about this one?” He asks as he dabs the irritated skin with a piece of paper before continuing. You huff out a small breath of air at the mention of your parents. “They won’t be happy.” – “Why?” He wonders and you think of a way to properly answer. “Well they’re…strict, I suppose.” You say as a small frown crosses your features, “but, I’m old enough to decide on my own. I guess I just wished they would be a little more accepting?” It felt a little weird, opening up about your parents like that to someone you had known less than an hour but Beomgyu hums understandingly behind you. 

“They are your parents, probably only want what’s good for you. I bet they’ll come around.” He says as he dabs the paper against your tattoo once more. You nod, “hopefully.” Beomgyu remains silent for a moment, the sound of the needle working its way through your skin filling the studio, the radio having gone silent half an hour earlier. “And your boyfriend?” he suddenly asks. – “I…I don’t have one..” you quietly mumble, thankful that you were facing the opposite direction as your cheeks flushed with color. 

“Really?” Beomgyu asks in a surprised tone, though you can sense the smugness lingering behind his words. “How come?” – “Such a pristine girl as yourself, thought you were bound to be taken”, he then adds and when you turn your head to look at him, you find a small smirk tugging at his lips. 

“I guess…I don’t know. Maybe I just haven’t found the right one yet…” you bite your lip as you hesitantly peek at his expression only to find him already looking at you. “And who’s the right one?” He asks as his gaze returns to your lower back. “Someone my parents wouldn’t approve of”, you state and Beomgyu raises an eyebrow without looking up from your tattoo, as if expecting you to elaborate. – “It’s silly…but I, I’ve often thought about bringing home someone I know they wouldn’t like, just because I would want to show them that there’s more to people than just their appearance I suppose…does that sound weird?” You hesitantly ask as your eyes focus on the way his lips stretches into a smirk. “Not at all.” 

A comfortable silence falls over the two of you as you crane your neck to watch the way Beomgyu’s hand moves across your back; fascinated with the way the design was coming to life on your skin. Noticing you stare Beomgyu gives you a quick glance, “doesn’t hurt that bad, no?” – You shake your head as a small grin finds its way to your lips, “no, not at all.” 

An hour passes and soon the ink is completely engraved in your skin. Bunching your shirt up, you skip over to the mirror to admire the butterfly on your back with wide eyes. “I love it”, you breathe as your gaze travels along the tattoo, marveling at how well it complemented your skin.

Beomgyu comes up behind you as he, too, studies his work. “Told you, you would rock it.” He murmurs as he kneels down behind you. Startled by his sudden movement you turn around only to be stopped by a pair of large hands on your hips. “Stay still”, he mutters and you immediately comply as your gaze returns to the mirror in front of you. 

Carefully, he wraps a thin layer of plastic over the inked design, making sure to flatten it out with the palm of his hand before dragging it across your stomach. You hold your breath as you watch the way his painted fingers move across your lower abdomen, his touches perhaps lingering a little longer than needed, but you didn’t mind. When he stands up, his chest is almost pressed against your back and you swallow a gulp. 

“You look wonderful, love.” He mumbles as one of his hands finds yours. – He opens your palm for him to place a small note in, your gaze follows the small movement as you frown. Upon opening the paper you realize that it’s a number, presumingly his. Your wide eyes travel back up to his as your lips part in an unspoken question. 

“If you ever consider getting another tattoo”, he smirks. 

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[rodolfoparras]

Hear me out Price with a faded tramp stamp

- 🔪

Price doesn’t talk much about his past and when he does decide to do so he doesn’t delve into much detail mostly because Price isn’t very proud of it.

Rising so fast in rank meant that he had to get his hands dirty more than the average soldier would but it also came with an ego boost that shot through the roof which eventually led to making stupid decisions such as acquiring risqué piercings and shitty tattoos.

But things have mellowed down, he has mellowed down, grown into a proper man. He’d taken most of his piercings out, and the shitty tattoos he got have long faded away but the memories from those days remain, especially one that seemed burned into his memory, one he always seems to remember when he’s sprawled out on his sheet, unable to sleep, with his hand wrapped around his length, lazily stroking himself as he gets lost in the memory he cherishes so much….

He doesn’t remember if it had been a stupid dare or if it had been his drunken mind, that had gotten him into your tattoo shop that night.

He remembers you asking what it was that he was looking for and he even remembers you asking if he’d been sure when he had told you what tattoo he had wanted, but if he was to be honest most of his focus was on you and how you must’ve been the most handsome man he had seen, all covered in tattoos and decked out in piercings.

Price wasn’t usually into men, but for you he’d make an exception, maybe it really was the alcohol or presumably adrenaline speaking but he couldn't care less, could even feel his cock stir in his pants as you helped him into his chair before you started tattooing his lower back.

Despite having been warned that the lower back was the most painful spot; he didn’t mind it that much, matter of fact he had gotten used to being beaten and bruised. If anything his pain tolerance made things worse, because he could feel his cock stir while you worked with the needle.

Before he knew of it he was sporting a hard on, subtly grinding down onto the leather chair to provide some relief for his aching length.

At first you seem oblivious to what he’s doing, ever so focused on your tattooing but he can feel you press a gloved hand down onto his spin, to keep him from moving around.

However all that does is add pressure onto his dick and he hears a grunt slip past his lips.

“You okay?” You say, momentarily pausing your movements to take a look at him.

A hum is all he manages in response and you resume your work.

However it doesn’t take much before he’s unable to look past the throbbing between his legs, as he continues to shuffles around in your chair, granting his cock much needed friction.

Another grunt escapes his lips which you must’ve taken as a sign of him being in pain because you reassure him with the words “we’re almost there” and he has to bite down on his tongue till he tastes blood in his mouth so that he doesn’t say anything stupid that will get him kicked out.

However the next string of words will for sure get him kicked out because there’s no way he can stop himself from tipping over the edge when he hears you say.

“Good boy”

The sound of his own cry snaps him out of the memory as ropes of cum spills over his fist.

Oh how he misses the day you tattooed him.

[brainrotbabe24]

OMG can you write about Thorins company and reader who has like a tongue piercing, nose piercing, snake bites/lip piercing, etc, and a few tattoos at a pretty young age and theyre like How tf did this kid get all of those🤨😦

(Like not literally a kid but yk, younger than most of the company)

Ilyyyyy btw take care of yourself💞💞

Hi! Thank you for your request!

I had so much fun writing this one...it's kind of a mix of how they would react and if they had piercings and tattoos too! I kinda got carried away, lol 💖🎉

Gandalf:  Omg, how cool would it be if he used his wizard powers to make your tattoos move?! I feel like he would do that just for shits and giggles. Like one minute, you had a cat on your calf, and now it’s up by your collarbone.

Balin: He would rather get to know you than pry into why you got piercings and tattoos. If you feel comfortable telling him, he will listen without judgment. It would bring back memories of his young adult life with Dwalin. I think Balin and Dawlin have matching tattoos. I could also see Balin having a nose or eyebrow ring when he was younger, but it got ripped out during battle.

Dwalin: Dwalin would love that you had so many tattoos and piercings. He would ask to get matching tattoos. You guys will talk for hours about tattoos, future tattoo ideas, and any horror stories. I think out of everyone, he knows why you have so many tattoos/piercings but would keep that secret forever.

Óin: “You got a booger in your nose.” he would joke about your septum ring. Oin doesn't understand the idea of piercings, thinking they will get caught on things and be distracting. But he loves tattoos. I could see him having a lower back tattoo from when he was young and wild. His secret would be revealed on the journey to Erebor when they stopped to bathe in the fountain at Rivendell. “Nice tramp stamp, Oin; what’s it say?” Nori jokes. "Why not ask your mother? I'm sure she would know." Oin laughs!

Glóin: He thinks you're lying about your age. How could the youngest member of the company have more tattoos than all of them combined?! Gloin loves your nose ring though. You are trying to convince him to get one, and it's slowly working!!

Bifur: Would sneakily show you his one tattoo proudly. It’s a heart with a dwarf's name written in it...secret lover??? Would he consider his ax a piercing? Yes. He won't ask why you are so young with so many tattoos, but every so often, when you drop some lore, he will listen intently, ensuring he gets every bit of it.

Bofur: Gives each tattoo a name. If you guys were sleeping next to each other, he would trace them. If Gandalf did his magic to move them, he would make little stories for them to preform.

Bombur: Asks how you eat with a tongue piercing. He is a little confused about the hype of piercings and tattoos. But Bofur and he would write down all the lore you told, trying to piece together the story.

Ori: Ori would ask to doodle on your tattoos. He would add to them, like drawing squiggles or coloring them in. He would also ask you to pose so he could do drawing studies of your tattoos. By the end of the trip, he should ask you to pierce his ears! 

Dori: I have to admit, he would actually like your look. He would think it’s a very dwarf thing to do and find it incredibly fashionable.

Nori: Nori will bond with you over piercings and remind you to clean them. He will also tell Ori he should follow in his footsteps and get some piercings. "It would be a Ri family tradition!" Nori will say.

Side note: Nori definitely has nipple piercings and a tongue ring lol

Thorin: He would be a little hesitant. With your age, the tattoos, and the piercing, he would be super weary. Thinking you were a bad influence! Balin would have to tell him not to judge a book by its cover.  

Omg idea: So you know how the dragon sickness kinda made him obsessed about gold and jewels. Well, what if he started to act like Smaug and he would sleep on the gold…and it got so bad that now he has like little bits of gold and gems stuck in him. They would be littered over his body…the more I talk about it, the more I keep thinking of Edward from Twilight..so think Thorin but with a sparkly body. 😂😂

Fíli: He loves your look!!! I could also see him trying to get you into some dwarf fashion and would gift you cool earrings he made. He would be down to hear your stories about your tattoos, but he would be too nervous to show you his...gotta keep that princely image lol

Kíli: Would want to get snake bites because of you. He thinks they are so cool and totally badass. “y/n could you do it for me. Here use this knife and give me some snake bites!”.

Side notes: I couldn't find a GIF of snake bites, but this one kinda matches the idea I had for him lol

Bilbo: Bilbo would disapprove. He would be scared the first time he met you, thinking you were a criminal….and once he realized your age, he would faint.  How could someone so young have so many tattoos!!

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

Yet another average day in Family Video:

"Hey. Remember when you said that you'd totally fuck Jonathan."

"When...? Oh, yeah. What the fuck that was literally a month ago why are you mentioning that now?"

"Because that was the same conversation we decided to get the matching tramp stamps. And trying to hide those from my parents is a literal pain in the ass. Pun fully intended. I can't even sit straight and-"

"I'd say you can't do anything straight"

"Not like I can do anything str- fuck you"

Steve swaggers to the back and takes out the whiteboard they purchased together - on ROBIN'S SUGGESTION may he add.

"Can't believe you're losing in your own game. About bad jokes. And being gay. Which are basically your two only personality traits."

Robin's side is embarrassingly empty. He sees it as cosmic karma for her you-suck-game during their scoops ahoy era.

"Alright mister little bitch"

"And yet, this little bitch is beating you in your own game"

Robin shows him the finger. Steve bites the finger because he is a little shit and things like boundaries and personal space have already lost all meaning between the two of them.

In this moment the front doors open. The elderly man takes one look at the scene before him and leaves without a word.

"Where did the Jonathan thing come from?"

"Dunno. I was bored. Thought it'd be funny to see you go through a gay crisis."

"Not much of a crisis if I already admitted to it."

"You're no fun."

"Really? That was not what my dad said three months ago. According to him I am a fucking joke."

"Coming from Harrington Senior that's honestly a compliment"

"Please remind me of that the next time I radio you at 3 am. Who is on tape duty?"

"I did it last time."

"Alright" Steve nods towards the small pile of romcoms they have pointedly not been reshelving for the last half an hour. "Enjoy your alone time in the romance section."

"Do you think it would be an invasion of privacy if we checked who returned all that? It was either an epic girls night of an awful breakup." Her voice gets fainter as she moves to the back of the store.

"Nah. We're in the land of the free or whatever. Wait, let me do it"

"You're only saying that so you can procrastinate asshole"

"Does that mean you don't want to know who took them? Because I promise you, you really really do."

"Don't ask if you already know the answer dingus"

"Guess"

"Ummm....power bottom."

"What?"

"Like with Jonathan. Would you rather he call the shots or the other way around?"

She makes a series of incomprehensible movements that are probably supposed to represent intercourse between two men.

"This is the reason god made you a lesbian"

"And thank him for that. Amen."

"Why are you so obsessed with Jonathan anyway."

"You're deflecting"

"Yeah sure, I am deflecting. C'mon, Buckley. Resume or later?"

"Who was the one who took all the romcoms?"

"If I tell you, will you tell me what's really going on?"

"Depends on your answer."

"I thought you weren't interested in my sex life? Every time-"

In this moment the door opens again. Two girls come in, arm in arm. One is wearing a look that can only be described as disgust, the other is clearly trying to hold in laughter with moderate success.

Over the course of many painful months of customer service (plus surviving an interrogation by the actual Russian secret service) Steve and Robin have developed the ability to hold entire conversations without speaking a single word. It is a very neat talent to have when they want to make fun of someone right in front of them. It is less neat when he is the target.

Robin raises her brows. C'mon dingus, tell these random ass girls about your sex life since you're so proud of it.

Steve frowns in response. Yeah, sure Mrs. Never Even Had A First Kiss.

Robin narrows her eyes. I did have a first kiss. Even if it was absolutely horrible.

Steve puts on his most insufferable expression. You yourself said that it doesn't count. No need to be so jealous Buckley.

Robin rolls her eyes. Alright, I want to see you trying to find a-

"Do you have ET?", Robin doesn't say because, oh yeah, they've got actual customers.

Steve solemnly informs them that ET is current out of stock, but that it should be returned in two days. Robin somehow manages to force her last two movies upon them. They leave with a dazed look on their face that Steve can relate to. Sometimes Robin will start talking and the next thing you know you have a tramp stamp.

"Tommy Hagan"

Robin looks absolutely disgusted. "Tommy Hagan?! You would kiss Tommy Hagan? And then you have the audacity to make fun of my taste in women?!"

"First of all: me and Hagan? Been there done that." Robin looks as if her entire worldview was just flipped upside down. "Second: probably not, he uses a bit too much tongue for my liking. I mean that Tommy Hagan was the one who rented all the romcoms"

Robin takes a moment to process this information. Then she dramatically falls to the floor and squirms around in laughter like a bug on its back trying to get up again. Truly a drama kid through and through.

"And thirdly: for your information, I super could make out with Jonathan Byers. Unlike you, I've got game"

"You don't mean gay-me?"

Steve rolls his eyes and takes out the whiteboard again. He is still in the lead.

"And also, excuse you, I totally could make out with Nancy if I wanted to, okay?! I'm just not a homewrecker unlike some other people"

"Excuse me? I was the one who was cheated on?!"

"I'm insulting your taste, dingus"

"Rich coming from you, since we apparently share the same one"

For a moment she looks confused. Then she thinks back to what she said. Steve can pinpoint the exact moment she realizes it.

"Is this the reason you want me to be into Jonathan so bad? Because you're into Nancy?" Steve feels like a smug cat when her entire upper body grows red.

"Shut up she's just pretty okay?!"

"And badass. Don't forget badass."

"Oh my god I know. Ever since I saw her shooting I haven't been able to get her out of my mind."

"Right?! And as if that isn't enough, she has to go and be smart too! Like, c'mon, she has to have some faults. Some downsides. Nobody is that prefect!"

"Oh my god I know! And-"

They continue like that for a while. Time runs away from them and suddenly Hellfire Club is over and Steve's kids (minus Max, he notes with a heavy heart) are barging into the place as if they own it, for no reason other than to be absolute menaces.

"And like. Robin. She was so hot in that moment. I swear to-"

"Who are you talking about?". Steve is used to Dustin being a rude little shit and automatically answers without even thinking about it. "Nancy."

He realizes his mistake too late. He looks up. Mike's eyes are wide in horror. "I hate you so fucking much" he says before turning around and leaving.

Robin sighs. "I guess that is the downside."

-> the tramp stamp conversation

-> gatekeeping 101

-> breaking out of a heteronormative mindset

[gloomiegalaxie]

Let's Build a Himbo - Axel Geiger

[full sized render, uncrunched by tumblr]

Thank you to everyone for the prompts! Here's who we made :3 Age: 45 Hairstyle: Fluffy Hawk Skin Color: Green Clothing Style: 70's Thriftstore Chic Eye Color: Gold Special Features: An assload of scars Acc 1: Potentially cursed pooka shell bracelet Acc 2: Forgot this one, I gave him a nose ring tho Hair Color: Blue Random Fact: Super into Pickles

There is also a tramp stamp but I apparently forgot to take a pic of that :/ Meet Axel! His ship crash landed in Oasis Spring sometime in the 90's. The flaming shrapnel from the crash is where most of his scars came from, though the bite marks are from... enthusiastic... ex lovers.

A lover of the gaudiest 70's fashion, he's also an avid surfer, roller skater and mediocre guitar player.

Axel also has a deep passion for pickles. Why pickles? Can't really tell you. The planet he's originally from didn't have such a thing, and the moment he tried one he was instantly enamored. So much so that he's obsessed with all things pickled and goes to conventions to meet other pickle enthusiasts.

Here's a photo from one such pickle con:

If anyone would like to add Axel to their game, please let me know and I'll send him over!

I'll just post him, easier that way: Axel Geiger Download The Zip is kinda big, and there's a fair amount of presets and sliders in there. He has all outfits, but only really CC for everyday. Any issues, please let me know!

@saruin @occultradio @blvckentropy @invisiblequeen @sparkiekong @puppycheesecake @exodusfleet & @snow-and-resin thank you for responding to the prompts!

[thegreenleavesofspring]

You might have mentioned this somewhere, but I'm curious: What kind of tattoos do the Sons have? I could totally be making it up in my head that they have them, bc I can't remember, but I really thought they did. If they have them, I'd love to know what you think!

You get the whole thing I originally wrote plus later edits. XD

Max – 8-pointed star, inside of left forearm Birdie – angel wings across his entire back Riser – (I dunno he's just making sleepy innuendo tonight I'll ask him in the morning) Cary – left sleeve Ken – his son's name maybe? Twins – don't know Cary's sleeve is flames and thorns and that sort of thing; no skulls – he didn't like the imagery – but a wolf dying in graphic detail up at his shoulder Maybe a dragon woven through the flames and thorns, or an eagle somewhere Willow has a little butterfly tramp stamp colored faintly in pink and blue She wants a rose between/beneath her bust but Cary doesn't want her going topless to get it done Riser’s got a dragon up his right arm and the Star over his heart

(Current edit: in Annaáuchiwee I added rose vines and thorns on Riser's left arm; will probably add this to the main plotline too.)

Thank you for the ask! ^_^

[beardedmrbean]

TikTok influencer and model Sara Beth Clark spent tens of thousands of dollars on tattoos in her twenties, despite being told that she would "regret them later." 

Now in her mid-thirties, she’s in the process of getting a large, full-color tattoo removed from her upper arm. She has another tattoo on her chest that’s been the “most limiting” in her modeling career, but the removal process on that part of her body would be “incredibly painful and time-consuming,” she says.  

After sharing her experience on TikTok in 2023, she received backlash from tattoo fanatics. “There's definitely a stigma around being like, ‘You were right, the older people were right,’” she says. 

But she's also received hundreds of direct messages from people sharing her sentiments and seeking support for their “tattoo regret.”

While it once haunted the Harry Potter, Disney and infinity sign tattoos of the Millennial generation and the cheeky tramp stamps of the early 2000s, tattoo regret has come for most generations, with Gen Z poised to be its next victim. 

What is ‘tattoo regret’?

Brooklyn-based tattoo artist Gabs Miceli would categorize tattoo regret into “immediate regret” and regret that comes later on, like “when you start to hit certain milestones in your life.”

“I've seen some people who have loved their tattoos consistently the whole time they've had them,” she says. “And then I've seen other people falter in their attraction to them soon after getting them.”

This summer, tattoo regret reentered popular conversation on TikTok after young women expressed concern over how their tattoos would look in their wedding gowns. These videos often spotlight patchwork tattoos, a style that’s become increasingly trendy in the past five years and consists of clusters of uncoordinated flash tattoos rather than a cohesive sleeve.

Miceli says tattoo regret has always been around, but the ability to share and document these experiences on TikTok makes it seem more prevalent. 

“(We’re) able to hear people’s experiences and opinions now more than ever,” says Brooklyn-based tattoo artist Phia Walla.

Shifting trends may be increasing tattoo regret 

Miceli says people may be acting “more on impulse” and basing their tattoos on “what people think is attractive at the time.”

For example, patchwork tattoos can rush the tattoo process, as some clients will get multiple tattoos in one session to fill a section of the body. 

“I think a lot of people don’t necessarily regret getting tattoos altogether, but regret the decision to stick to one similar style in such a high volume in such a short amount of time,” she says. 

Miceli also notices that newer clients are more likely to experience tattoo regret. 

“People see influencers being tattooed and try to adhere to those (aesthetics) rather than taking their time,” she says. 

She has intervened by suggesting design changes or offering to reschedule an appointment when clients seem unsure about their future tattoo. She hopes that influencers speaking up about their tattoo regret will encourage people to put more thought into the “implications of (getting) a permanent body modification.”

Clark also adds that your tattoos’ style are indicative of the time in which you got them, and can seem dated later on. 

“It’s a funny thing to have so much of your body covered with something that is not the trend anymore," she says.

For young people, she warns that trend cycles are moving even more rapidly: “Certainly this patchwork style isn't going to be the cool thing forever and people are gonna be like, ‘Oh, you got that in 2022.’”

"You’re not just getting an image marked in your skin," says Walla. "But a moment in time."

Perceived stigma can shape tattoo regret 

For Clark, her regret doesn’t stem from the design or appearance of her tattoos, but how she feels she is perceived because of them. 

While working in nightlife, she “never thought about a future” where her tattoos would matter in a work setting. But once she changed careers, she realized that her tattoos make it so she “can’t blend in places.”

“There’s rooms that if I walk into them, it becomes very obvious that I stand out in a way that I would prefer that I didn't,” she says, adding that none of her friends are as tattooed as she is.

Clark was later diagnosed with autism and partially attributes drastically altering her appearance to her desire to fit in. 

“Once I had my diagnosis, I did a lot of therapy around that,” she says. “It would be nice to be able to look in the mirror and see the person that I feel like I am now, which wouldn't be someone with tattoos, because I don't need that armor (anymore).”

How to cope with tattoo regret

Miceli says it is most important to “be gentle with yourself,” because tattoo regret is more common than you think. 

“As humans, we are constantly changing and what we like is constantly changing,” she says. “That’s who you were at the time and you should honor that person.” 

She tells her clients to get a tattoo “when you feel like you want it” because it reflects who you are in the present moment. However, she offers the reassurance that there are “avenues to help you feel comfortable in your skin again,” such as laser removal and cover-ups. 

Walla says that going to the right artist and being in a “clear headspace (during) the decision-making process” can help prevent future regret. 

And for Clark, practicing acceptance is crucial.

“For me, regret isn’t like an ever-present or overbearing feeling. I barely register my tattoos on a daily basis because they’ve been a part of me for so long,” Clark says. “It only hits me occasionally, if I’m going to a certain event or wearing a certain outfit.”

“I let the regret feeling guide my future decisions, but it does not overwhelm me,” she adds. “I accept that my tattoos are a part of me.”

[sugar-omi]

(Didn't want to distract from your original post)

I am sooo normal about Yandere!MC and Seemingly Normal!Cove <- (he's not normal, a normal person would be terrified if a yandere commits violence in their name.)

Like Cove deserves it. All three boys do, but Cove is my favorite by a little bit. (Plus I think Derek and Baxter would actually be normal here and scared lol)

((Two iterations of my Cove!Mc are yanderes for him with four total iterations of said MC.))

He'd be so sweet and melty for the MC omg... his woozy blushy smile when the MC comes to him covered in blood and talks to him in a sing-song tone about how they took out the person being a creep to him and how nobody's gonna come between them/hurt him and how much they love and adore him, how he's all theirs forever and ever, and more sweet nothings.

Just the most down bad catastrophic romantic words you can think of coming out of someone who's shaking from adrenaline and covered in blood.

((3/4 iterations of my Cove!MC ended up promising him at 13 when they get together that no one will ever hurt him now if they have their way.))

Depending on how hopelessly in love (mind-broken) Cove is, I can definitely see him being down to have sex/you claim him once more after killing someone with the body nearby.

feel free to relog my posts w anything you wanna add!!! I love it n 7/10 times we all have the same brain worms n it's beautiful

my brain is tainted w the thought of kissing or having sex w cove with blood still on your hands... body doesn't have to be nearby but smth abt it is so sexy isn't it???

or cove joining you in the shower, washing the blood off of you and giving you head afterward while still in the shower, clinging into his hair and the shower head. it's a good thing you have one of those grippy shower rugs in here

idk abt mind break/sherlock holmes syndrome bc I like the idea of him alrdy being a little outta it but maybe it's like a gradual thing like all their life mc has said crazy shit n if they come home a little bloody well that's so fucking sexy n he's only mildly concern now that your lips are on him

I can totally see this cove being into bdsm shit though

he'd say it offhandly one day when you're having a jealous fit "well put a collar on me then"

and so you get him a few to choose from maybe and a tag

it shouldn't turn him on, this is beyond kinky probably, maybe a normal person would consider this sick.

but his dick is straining against his pants and his heart is racing and he's getting so hot n dizzy just thinking abt it

n when it's on he can't help looking at you for approval, and if you're a real dog then you clip a leash onto him the second he's facing you or while he's looking in the mirror you come up from behind and show it to him

he's nervous, that's really inappropriate but fuck if he's not happy to wear it

so you clip it on him "this way you can never stray far from me. you're mine."

fuck he'll random send you pictures while you're at work with his collar on under his dress shirt. he wears it everywhere.

maybe don't let your family see it though and keep smth more... normal. for him to wear

I almost forgot ong but he'd prbly get your name tatted on him

maybe a tramp stamp or over his dick, or over his heart. wherever you want really

I think I said it but he'll flirt just to see that look come across your face. to feel and see how dangerous you are, how rough you are

you'll beat the guy or girls ass from the bar until you're kicked out by force and then you'll go home and rearrange his guts for flirting with some bitch on purpose.

it always leaves his hips sore and his voice hoarse or gone, and you're putting ointment on some of your deeper bites or hickeys with an apologic kiss and tone.

omfg he'll even fuck you in the car, the person that was flirting w him earlier will come around the side and gets a front row view to the car shaking, fogging up, and then he can see cove's hand slap against the window and his green hair against the window as you fuck him up against the door

or if you're really risky then you'll fuck him on the side of the building, his pants around his ankles as you take him from behind and his knees shaking as you grip his hair, pulling his hair back.

the person can see cove moaning loudly and begging you to choke him harder, to hit him harder..

sees how he smiles and laughs when you call him a slut, telling him how dirty he is for wanting it outside and to be seen.

yeah this cove is a total freak n his sanity is questionable

[p1nkcanoe]

the sudden creampie asks makes me think that at least a few (mix of ghoulettes/sisters) clergy members either have tattoos over/around their wombs or get those areas marked regularly in some way . idk if you see the vision

dont even get me started on womb tats.

i like to think that a lot of the ghouls have them, and some say eachother's names, others were confident enough to ink the most foul things on their bodies. dew obviously, swiss has one. rain doesn't, but he's got a thing for them. mountain's got one but its a pretty arch of flowers and vines instead of words.

but i think the ghoulettes have those little "tramp stamps." yknow? like little butterflies or eachother's initials right above their tail. they're so cute and they love to show them off, love to add another name when another ghoulette gets summoned. aurora has a little tiara, cumulus has a daisy, cirrus has all the initials in dainty little hearts, and sunny's is a pretty little sun.

OH, and even though the ghoulettes prefer to let the boys get the womb tats, they're also very okay with letting them make temporary ones out of bites and pretty purple marks.

(rain has the smallest cursive "princess" etched into his hip and refuses to let anyone bring attention to it)

[oneforthemunny]

okay so i have thought about this for awhile, (i don’t know if you have already talked about this) but which eddie’s have piercings, and if they have any, which ones? (a little bonus if you add which piercings reader has too🤭 do they match with their eddie’s? do they have any at all?)

i’m just so curious, because i have some piercings and i wanted to know if i had the same ones as the eddie’s or reader ;)

oooohhhhh I love this. I don't think I've answered this before tbh. so this will be fun!

so older!eddie I think would have an ear piercing. used to have a lip ring wayyyy back in the day, but brielle as a baby ripped it out once and he was like fuck that and let it grow up. you can't even really see it bc of his scruff.

bunny has her ears, probably cartilage I feel like, and I think she'd have a belly button piercing she got on spring break in college lol.

mafia!eddie I honestly don't see him having any piercings like it just doesn't seem his vibe idk.

I think kitten would have her ears and that's about it. they're kinda boring lol.

bouncer!eddie that mf for sure has a tongue piercing. like you just know he does. initially got it bc he thought it looked cool and then found out it felt good so he has one. probably a nose ring or an eye brow ring I can't decide which one's more his vibe.

bartender!reader def has her nips pierced lol. has a nose ring too on the side (I'm not a piercing expert plz don't yell at me) that's like a small stud.

janitor!eddie had his ears pierced but let them close. used to have a nose piercing that jeff's sister did, and it got severely infected so he had to take it out.

teacher!reader also used to have a nose piercing but they did it wrong lmao so it was like stuck out really weird on the side of her nose and she let it heal up. they bond over it.

cowboy!eddie doesn't have any piercings mainly bc he's scared they'd get ripped out with all the shit he does.

however, sweet girl like... why do I feel like she'd have nipple piercings???? like it's totally unexpected and she's like "yeah I got them done one night with my friend lol we just felt like it!" and it shocks the hell out of him. either nipple piercing or she def has a tramp stamp. one or the other lol.

rockstar!eddie has his nipples pierced for fucking sure. also has a lip ring, nose ring, tongue piercing, ears pierced, and has a scrotum piercing for fucking sure. like he's the most pierced.

nepo baby was never allowed to have anything other than her ears pierced but she got her belly button pierced with eddie (as like an act of rebellion type fuck you to her parents lol. it was small but like it was big to her).

modern!eddie has a nose ring 10000%. I feel more septum with him but somewhere on the nose. went through an emo ass scene phase in middle school/ early high school and had snake bites that he did himself lmao. they looked so bad and it took him a while to realize that bc they were so uneven so he took them out. got a hafada piercing bc it was supposed to feel really good (and it does to him lol)

mean girl's got a nose ring, and like so many ear piercings. like she's got the orbital, industrial, tragus, and like them all ok. she's just got that vibe. she's also got nipple piercings and she got them while she was with eddie and he couldn't touch her boobs for weeks and it drove him absolutely insane, and when they finally healed enough to touch he was ravenous.

[callsignbaphomet]

details about ocs!

𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. 

💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)?

I looked this up years ago and forgot ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭ 

🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars?

Yes, he does. He can absolutely drive but he doesn’t like to drive unless he’s in the car by himself. For the most part he likes to be a total passenger princess.

✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?

He travels a lot for his work though he’s not a fan of airplanes but it is what it is, you know? He is so paranoid that he needs the window seat and he’ll be looking out that window like a sentry turret watching over the field. If he’s going down he doesn’t wanna be caught by surprise. 

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

Playing video games.

Drawing and painting.

Coding but mostly making mods for games.

💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings?

Yes, he does! He has a few actually.  Lowbret on the right side, three on each earlobe, helix on the right ear, industrial on the left ear, orbital on left ear, double middle tongue piercings, nipple piercings, belly button piercing, double outer labia, fourchette and lastly a pubic piercing (which was recently added to the list). He feels he has enough of them but he IS a big fan of genital piercings so we’ll see if he wants any more of them.

🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos?

Has some watercolor tattoos on his left arm which he is gonna dedicate to a sleeve of colorful tattoos depicting all sorts of art related things. Has a butterfly tramp stamp with swirls that wrap around the hips and end at the front. So far has a delicate looking lily of the valley  wrapped around his right wrist. End goal for him is two sleeves, left dedicated to art (he’s left handed) and his right one would be nature themed. Not sure if anything will be done on the legs. Probably not but we’ll see.

📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)?

He actually took some time to go to art school back in the mid 90s and has considered going back for game development. Has taken coding classes and programming since he figured fixing up computers and laptops makes sense when you code. Wants to go back to art school since in the 2010s he dipped his toes in animation and has gotten better and better at it and really enjoys it. He took makeup classes.

🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)?

He does not. It’s not something he’s ever been interested in. 

🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 

Physical? No. Mental? Oof. He has ADD, bipolar disorder, depression, PTSD, anxiety, anorexia nervosa.

🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?

0-

𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒. 

🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?

Industrial and aggrotech but also olive metal.

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

He has a bunch of little birthmarks all over his body, they’re very tiny and spread out.

His pain tolerance is abnormally high, he’s legit been shot at multiple times and just kept walking as if nothing happened.

 Expanding on the makeup classes. He can work with any skin tone and has a ton of makeup to fit anyone that needs it done.

💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?

Heavy sleeper but being a werewolf he doesn’t need any more than 3 to 4 hours. 

🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?

Yes, he can though it's more a necessity than something he does for fun.

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?

Yes, he’s very proficient with knives and ballistic weapons, specifically SMGs as they’re lighter and allow him to run around to flank enemies. 

🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise?

He does but doesn’t remember too much of it. No real medical knowledge to be honest. 

🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

Both though he smokes way more than he drinks. Smokes out of habit and when he’s stressed or pissed off. More of a social drinker.

𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 

🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use?

He is gay and uses he/him and it/it’s.

🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday?

Halloween.

🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets?

Currently has a white and black male Papillon named Sasha.

🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends?

Few close friends. 

🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal?

He loves dogs, rats, mice, chinchillas, hyenas, wolves, African wild dogs and ferrets. 

🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?

Unicorns. 

🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school?

N/A 

🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening?

Yes! As a werewolf he has a connection to nature and like other werewolves enjoys having plants which he takes very good care of. 

🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?

Norfolk, Virginia. No, he doesn’t live there anymore and he never wants to set foot in Virginia for the rest of his life.

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. 

❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?

He’s extremely loyal.

Always down to help anyone in need.

I personally think he’s far more understanding when it comes to mental health and is pretty patient when it comes to helping out someone else that’s going through a crisis. 

🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits?

Tends to look the other way when not so upstanding things are being done by people he cares about.

 Can be manipulative and bratty.

Not a very responsible person.

💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits?

He’s extremely moody and angers very quickly.

 When not feeling well or injured tends to hide himself because he thinks he’s being a burden to others.

Very vindictive and vengeful.

💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

His husband, his grandfather and the rest of his friends. 

🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends?

Both as he considers his closest friends as family. 

💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any?

English, Russian, Arabic, Sumer, Spanish. At the moment he isn’t trying to learn a new one though he’s open to the possibility.

💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside?

Both. 

💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?

Yes, he’s actually extremely proficient in magic, to be specific offensive magic. He’s actually considered an arch-arcanist amongst people in the know. He’s also the very first and only Moonborne (used to be known as Crossed Breed) werewolf. 

💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?

Russian, Scottish, Sumer (no, I’m not kidding). 

🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

That’s…that’s part of his job. 9 out of 10 times it’s kill or be killed.

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒. 

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? 

October 31, 1752. Currently he is 272. He’s a Scorpio but forgot the rest and don’t feel like looking it up right now.

🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?

Steamed dumplings and pizza but is also obsessed with french fries.

🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?

Way too many to name but he really, REALLY loves cake. 

🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)?

Rocky Road. 

🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer?

Sort of. He tries his best but out of the two Jelani’s the one that cooks. 

🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast?

Pancakes, waffles or bagels. Fruit salads. Egg and cheese sandwich. Big ol’ bowl of cereal. Which of these depends on his mood. 

🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch?

Sandwiches, or like hand foods and even though he can be very picky he does love a good chicken caesar salad or a south western chicken salad. 

🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner?

 Dinner’s kind of a free for all. He’s up for anything really. He’ll even have pancakes at night if you let him.

🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink?

Midori sour is his ultimate favorite but he’ll drink any sweet drinks. 

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?

Coffee! Give him coffee! Lots of coffee! Loves water too and is pretty addicted to energy drinks.

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. 

😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life?

Right now he's the Trickster team leader and active third leader within Oracle which simply means if Jelani is indisposed for whatever reason he'll temporarily take on his duties until he's back.

He's very cozy and content where he is career wise. In terms of life in general he's been very hard at work to better himself mental health wise and he recognizes that he's come a very long way wants to keep doing better not just for his family but for himself too.

😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved?

Introvert and more reserved. 

🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 

🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional?

Bit of both though leaning a bit more towards emotional. 

🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy?

Quiet and shy.

🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions?

Spontaneous.

😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool?

Stresses out rather easily.

😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge?

Open minded and very inquisitive. 

😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone?

Attracts others but for the most part it’s not wanted. He’s an effeminate crossdresser and can flawlessly pass as a woman and on top of that he’s pretty so he tends to get some unwanted attention from men who think they’re hitting on a girl. And even when he’s not crossdressing he gets hit on by men so it’s a lose lose. Depending on his mood he either enjoys the attention or hates it.

🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily?

He’s a werewolf so this doesn’t apply. 

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?

Immediate is only his grandfather. Yes, some of the other people in his “family” are still alive but he doesn’t consider them family and has cut them from his life despite some trying to reconnect. His father is still alive and they did meet up at one point but it was mostly so he could kill him though he just ended up ranting and cursing him out and spat at his apology.

He considers his found family his real and only family. He loves his parents-in-laws and gets along great with them and loves them and they love him. Loves his nephew Soren! His friends are his family and have been for long decades. The only blood relative he has is his loving grandfather who he considers a father. Loke is like the older brother he never had and Ginger as the little sister he never had. I know it’ll sound weird given the fact that he, Jelani and Trevor have a sort of sexual relationship but he considers Trevor like an older brother too.

In the future he and Jelani will have twins so his family will expand.

[commsroom]

a few days ago i saw this post, thought about how similar it was to writing advice given by gabriel urbina, and had pretty immediate answers to all of those questions for eiffel. so i'm using this as an excuse to talk about eiffel.

• go-to drink order? (assuming café) i'm a big fan of his canon appreciation for triple white chocolate mochas with whipped cream, but i think it's 50/50 on whether that's a usual order for him or just a craving he had. it tells you enough about his preferences though. he would drink starbucks dessert coffee all the time if he could justify it, but he can't, so his most common order is actually just plain coffee that he pours an ungodly amount of creamer + sugar into. he drinks a lot of flavored coffee, but from, like. 7-eleven. (assuming restaurant) i feel in my heart that he's a dr pepper guy, but he's fine with coke.

• grooming routine? he doesn't have one. ... okay, it's like: 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash; stands under blistering hot water while half asleep and spacing out; shaves haphazardly and whatever he misses he just leaves like that. his hair takes forever to dry and he gives up partway through and ties it up instead.

• most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? his most expensive purchases have probably been necessities more than like, for fun, but he does have personal radio equipment and that can add up to a lot, so... if i had to guess. and his disposable income is like 75% takeout food 25% physical media.

• any scars or tattoos? a lot of minor scars from a lot of really stupid things, all over his hands in particular, but surprisingly few major ones. it's something that feeds into his guilt complex, that he walks away unscarred from things he feels he shouldn't. i think he's probably broken his nose before, though. he's got a low pain tolerance so he wouldn't subject himself to the process of being tattooed if he was of sound mind about it, but i also wouldn't be that surprised if he had an embarrassing one he only half-remembers getting. (once zach answered that question with "eiffel's got a tramp stamp that just says 'tramp stamp'" and that got exactly the mix of disgust and resignation as a reaction that you might imagine.)

• the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? depending on when this question is being asked, uh... yesterday? an hour ago? he's pretty regularly crying tears of frustration and general oh-god-why-me, but he doesn't really break down and cry very often. and despite the emotional openness he encourages in others, i don't think he's keen to cry in front of people. he broke down soon after getting back the hephaestus post-mayday, but only when he was alone in his quarters and everyone else was asleep.

• oldest, middle, youngest or only child? only child. there's no doubt in my mind.

• describe the shoes they’re wearing. on the hephaestus? mostly, he isn't. he doesn't really wear shoes on earth either, if he can help it. he'll check the mail in bare feet and get glass in his foot and he won't learn anything. he's got an almost inhuman ability to wear holes in his socks. he has three pairs of shoes total: sandals; sneakers he's had for a decade where one of the soles is falling off; and semi-practical workboots that are structurally fine but otherwise just disgusting. he sees nothing wrong with this.

• describe the place where they sleep. (on the hephaestus) maybe has a few things taped to the wall, maybe torn out of some of his magazines. canonically keeps one of his tool bags under his bed. (on earth) mattress on the floor in the corner of his room. he actually does have shelves for the stuff he values enough to not want to risk stepping on, but there's junk everywhere all of the time. he's never made his bed in his life.

• favorite/least favorite holiday? canon answer: least favorite holiday is easily christmas, at least one of his favorites is thanksgiving. i think he's also partial to a good 4th of july barbeque. he's obnoxiously american.

• what objects do they always carry around with them? (on the hephaestus) usually has one of his portable comms transmitters on him, but otherwise only whatever he needs at any given time. he used to always have a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, but minkowski confiscated so many of them he stopped taking them too far from his comms room stash. (on earth) some combination of: keys, wallet (contains, among other things: a picture of his daughter, his old blockbuster card, and a lot of unsorted receipts that are overflowing into his pocket), cheapest smart phone he could acquire (would still probably be using a flip phone if it hadn't become inconvenient), at least two pairs of ear buds that only work in one ear each, cigarettes, lighter, gum, gift shop swiss army knife he's surprisingly resourceful with, whatever other junk he has crammed in his pockets. every time he leaves the house, he forgets at least one of the things he actually needs.

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A Collection of Rather Confusing and Possibly Disturbing Mental Images, or... Screw Brain Bleach, Pass the Antimemetics!

Random stuff seen at Site (REDACTED). Thank 343 we have a decent Psych Department, after seeing/hearing some of this crap I need therapy.

Weird Costumes I've Personally Witnessed:

Dr. Bright (male body) dressed as Junko Enoshima, right down to the ridiculously short school uniform skirt, blonde pigtail wig, and mismatched Monokuma hairclips. At least he shaved his legs.

Agent Strelnikof in a cow suit, with a loincloth over it (lost a bet, refused to say to whom).

Iris dressed up on one Halloween as Black Canary, and all but insisted Abel be Green Arrow. There are no photos of this, sadly.

We had (key word there... HAD) a set of particularly annoying identical triplets among our D-Class. After too many three way free-for-alls... Dr. Iceberg had an idea. The three idiots were forced to dress as monks, mutter in faux Latin, and bonk their own heads with a wooden plank. They had to follow Dr. Iceberg, dressed as a cardinal, throughout the Keter Wing. To add insult to punishment... Dr. Iceberg kept shouting "Bring out your Keters! Bring out your Keters!" the whole time. Every. Keter. Came. Out. To. Watch. The processional ended with Fellowship Hour in 682's quarters. I never saw the Terrible Triplets alive again, but before long... "Bring out your Keters!" became "Bring out your dead!"

I once caught Dr. Rights in a very... um... skimpy version of Kitana's outfit from MK X. Although I have no idea how that costume could have any less to it. She was doing something with a cucumber. I wasn't going to ask what.

Dr. Clef... shirtless. Didn't figure him for a closet Brony, but the Twilight Sparkle tramp stamp almost made me spit out my tea when I saw it. Dr. Cimmerian couldn't hold in his laughter, and quickly ducked into the men's room. Dr. Gears found him, curled up in the handicap stall, on the floor convulsing in laughter.

Dr. Gears... in Mario pajamas. Not so much disturbing as kinda cute.

682 in a Yoshi suit. That... was disturbing.

035, in a full crinoline dress, holding a parasol, doing his best Scarlett O'Hara impression. For the record, bubble gum pink is not his best color choice. He looked like someone slapped that stupid ceramic jerk on Princess Peach.

Weird Costumes (Rumor Edition):

Iris, during the Game of Thrones hysteria, once managed to dress Abel up as Khal Drogo. She showed me photos... he's somehow more frightening with eyeliner.

There's rumors that a certain doctor likes to dress up as Doomguy to mess with the D-Class. Any excuse to walk around with a shotgun will do for Clef, I guess.

Dr. Cimmerian once dressed as Lara Croft for a Site Costume Competition. He won first prize. Sad he's got better legs than half the ladies here, honestly. More reason not to skip leg day, I want to at least have a backside worthy of Ms. Croft's booty shorts even if I don't like wearing them.

A fish suit. I believe it was a sturgeon, according to Dr. Gears.

The Stay Puf Marshmallow Man. Clef told me an intern lost a bet.

Leon S. Kennedy, the RE 2 remake version. No zombies were harmed during that day. But... Dr. Bright did get a week of Keter Duty over it.

We also had a guy, well I assume it was a guy, who walked around in full plate armor. Only saw him out of the corner of my eye for a nanosecond, no one believes me.

And finally... there is a rumor of a strange guy wandering the halls, dressed as a medieval squire... who follows people around, thumping two empty coconut shells together. We have no idea why they do this. I've yet to see them.