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I can trade much more than just your soul. But let's be realistic here. I've got plates. Glass plates. Plates that could be yours. We could say, you owe me a favor and then all these plates will wind up on your doorstep.

Or you could make me an offer. I am very willing to haggle here.

I can get you plates. I can get you anything your little heart desires.

The real question, is what can you do for me? What can you trade for these plates you seek.

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All currency. Favors, money, blood. Everyone pays with something. I am more than willing to accept whatever form of payment you might choose. I am sure I'll in turn find someone else willing to take it.

My, my, my. Looks like another face has chosen to make itself known to little old me. What can I do for you? Don't think I have something for you? Trust me, I do. I have something for everyone. The only real question is what are you willing to pay.

not to be rude or anything dudebut this sort of feels like one of those sketchy drug dealsand the only fix i need is a magical thing called lifesoi mean its really nice to meet you and stuffbut i dont really need anything man thanks

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No, it means that you aren't everyone. If you where everyone then I'd have something for you now wouldn't I?

Hello! What a wonderful day it is today. Just after chatting up a few dead trolls, I get to meet another new person! My name is Kurloz Makara and it is a pleasure to meet you. What might this humble merchant call you by?

Greetings Kurloz

My Name Is Kanaya

Kanaya Maryam

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(( Might have slipped my mind that I exist for a week or so. Whoops. I am going to be catching up with everyone for a bit, let me know if I am lacking in a response for you. ))

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Ahh, a pleasure to meet you Rose. My own name is Kurloz Makara, Voodoo Prince and part-time Doctor.

I am sure, you must be as lovely as the flower. But for someone so lovely, I can surely spare some words for conversation.

I have all sorts of things. From potions to win hearts, to poisons to break them. I can bring you the dead, to hear their swinging songs. I can even make you a pretty charm, to do whatever your hearts desire, if only you heart hold out long enough to bring it into existence.

Hmm? What’s this? We got a whole batch of faces making themselves known to the Prince. Many new faces, faces that are looking for something I suspect.

Come on round, what can I do for you? What can I give to you in thanks for spreading your attention my way? I’ve got something for everyone you know. Even you.

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I'm sorry to hear that. I usually have something for everyone.

My dealings don't dip into the sketchy waters of life. They are all legitimate trades of favors and information. Pain and pleasure. All forms of currency are accepted here.

My, my, my. Looks like another face has chosen to make itself known to little old me. What can I do for you? Don't think I have something for you? Trust me, I do. I have something for everyone. The only real question is what are you willing to pay.

not to be rude or anything dudebut this sort of feels like one of those sketchy drug dealsand the only fix i need is a magical thing called lifesoi mean its really nice to meet you and stuffbut i dont really need anything man thanks

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I can get you plates. I can get you anything your little heart desires.

The real question, is what can you do for me? What can you trade for these plates you seek.

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sup everyone the names dave strider and im looking for some plates

dont ask questions

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Of course there is. Why what would all the spirits do without a Prince to lead them, to direct their actions. And to ask of them favors in exchange for favors. I am a prince like no other, one whose kingdom exists in the whispers and shadows of the night.

So what can my shadow kingdom do for you? What can I bring forth into the light for a pretty face that saw fit to turn her eyes on the Voodoo Prince?

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I Didnt Know There Was A Monarchy For Such A Thing

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I must say I am disappointed in myself that I have nothing to offer you. I pride myself on being able to provide something for just about everyone. Seems like you just happen to fall into that category of not everyone.

Hello! What a wonderful day it is today. Just after chatting up a few dead trolls, I get to meet another new person! My name is Kurloz Makara and it is a pleasure to meet you. What might this humble merchant call you by?

Greetings Kurloz

My Name Is Kanaya

Kanaya Maryam

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That is a whole different kind of fun. With it's own different kind of price. Not the usual dealings either. I deal in pain and pleasure, but not my own more than often,

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I could help you with that. Maybe a charm or trinket to make clothing disappear. Or a scrying glass that tends to ignore the annoying cloth that keeps your eyes from bare skin?

1 w4s th1nking 1n 4 mor3 cons3nsu4l s3ns3, 4ctu4lly.

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Hmm? What's this? We got a whole batch of faces making themselves known to the Prince. Many new faces, faces that are looking for something I suspect.

Come on round, what can I do for you? What can I give to you in thanks for spreading your attention my way? I've got something for everyone you know. Even you.

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You want the dead to walk again and speak and breath the cool air? That's going to be a high price. One that might keep you from walking for a while.

You need something less magical and powerful? Something little old me doesn't have to call up his friends for? That's low. All of that is a low price indeed.

Hello! What a wonderful day it is today. Just after chatting up a few dead trolls, I get to meet another new person! My name is Kurloz Makara and it is a pleasure to meet you. What might this humble merchant call you by?

Greetings Kurloz

My Name Is Kanaya

Kanaya Maryam

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The Doctor Is In

Come on down, I've got something for every and anyone. Whatever your desire, I can help you obtain it. For a brief moment I can be your best friend, getting you exactly what you want.

A lost soul you'd like to reach out to, a heart you'd like to make yours, or maybe even one you'd like to break. Even if someone has broken you a bit, I can stitch you up or give you something to make the healing smooth.

All and anything can be yours, if only you can pay the price.

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Got back home and after an agonizing three hours I have given up on my desktop. It’s dead. Going to hold a small funeral tomorrow.

The general concept is that it gives me an error message saying BOOTMRG is missing.

WElp, time to get a new desktop.

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Kanaya, what a lovely name.

Tell me Miss Maryam, is there anything I can do for you? Anything you need? An old soul you'd like to catch up with? A heart you'd like to break or maybe one that you'd want to mend? I've got something for everyone if you can pay the price.

Hello! What a wonderful day it is today. Just after chatting up a few dead trolls, I get to meet another new person! My name is Kurloz Makara and it is a pleasure to meet you. What might this humble merchant call you by?

Greetings Kurloz

My Name Is Kanaya

Kanaya Maryam

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I never struck you for a fool, but if you'd like to make a counter offer I am more than listening.

What kind of information? You should know that the dead are just as willing to speak to old friends as they are to listening ears. And they only ask for a little blood and sweat.

Do I spy another new face? Another soul to eventually join the ranks of the dead? I kid. Well not really we're all going to die someday. Anyway, Hello there! My name is Kurloz Makara. What can I do for you?

Ah, well the delay is nice, Mr Makara. I go by Nost(_)s, where I can.

I s(_)ppose by that, yo(_) have things yo(_) can do.

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Calling up an old friend then? The price there is not too high. How about we call it even at a favor. Nothing too big, just a favor for me from you to be asked of at a later time.

Do I spy another new face? Another soul to eventually join the ranks of the dead? I kid. Well not really we're all going to die someday. Anyway, Hello there! My name is Kurloz Makara. What can I do for you?

Ah, well the delay is nice, Mr Makara. I go by Nost(_)s, where I can.

I s(_)ppose by that, yo(_) have things yo(_) can do.