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mx-maddmcgeeky · 2 months ago

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the original bit was the boy band clones being feral & eating out of his trash bins

I know that! I'm just a huge brain autistic and I don't... get jokes that are like haha he's gay!

Why'd they make grunkle stan SOO gay. I mean don't get me wrong I'm ecstatic and excited they all pretty much confirmed it!!

The connections are there! The fucking beautiful men and eating out of the trash bins like animals is kind of how Old Man McGucket just acts at that time. It also doesn't help that Stan went to Vegas and married Goldie?! Who's also a fucked up prospector caricature.

Fiddlestan is canon in feelings and vibes and I doubt it sometimes like oh this is a really cool hypothetical ship. Probably sprung upon from the existence of the popular ship fiddauthor!

NO! It's plausible in the text!!!

(it doesn't really count to anything but I just want to point out We have at least two people swearing in the show and it's Stanley and it's Fiddleford. Theres probably more but these are the things that come to mind.)

#not to mention the Stan twins see the affection of woman as a symbolism of making it in the world rather than #actually liking any woman in particular #I think about this on the regular recently it drives me insane #I love them all so dearly #i'm-so-drunk #stanley pines #fiddauthor #fiddstan #stanford pines #this isn't anything new I'm just talking and it's freaking me out #sorry I talk so much that I don't want to delete it now that I've said it. you should see how my notes app looks #I use dark note now because it doesn't have a text limit #I think to spite forward Stanley and Fidds should get together. like 'you missed your chance asshole you chose the fucking triangle.'#again that feels like a totally unoriginal concept but I have been thinking about it!#vent post #oops #edit: I'm so sorry no one talks to me about my hyper ixation

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send-me-a-puffalope · 1 year ago

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me when i get attached to doomed characters, knowing that Vanessa will likely eventually don her own fursuit and there’s nothing I can do about it

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bogkeep · 5 months ago

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TODAY i got my swimmies in a beautiful sunset

#haiz goes outside #sky #it was prettier before the sun set but i was swimming and soaking in the vibes #embarrassing fact about me but my biggest challenge when swimming in natural waters is that i get extremely easily jumpscared by Things #like plant bits or dark rocks. i will see a Thing and brain goes OH NO A CROCODILE MONSTER THAT'S GOING TO EAT YOUR LEGS #anyway.#didn't do any more unpacking today but i DID find my t gel so im good #i planned to but i carried 1 heavy grocery bag and that took me out for the day #...it's very silly to assume heightened levels of T gives any particular sporting advantage actually.#i think any woman off the street could beat me in arm wrestling in 2 seconds max #maybe a fifth grader could.#i put all of my stats in Draw Good and now im squishy and floppy. the ideal male body you could say

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milfbrainrot · 4 months ago

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"claire's a bad mom" claire chose to have her kids claire tells her kids bedtime stories and claire pretends not to be in life threatening danger when she's terrified for her own and her kids' safety to help them stay calm and literally only wants to know if they're okay before prioritizing herself and keeping them far away from danger by rescuing herself i think ur just racist

#TO tag #anyway i like isaac's role here #i do wonder if the 'you do not have a husband' observation from him was the writers implying single parenthood is bad #and too difficult etc even though literally 99% of parents would yell at their kids for throwing things in a shuttle anD CRASHING THEM #i think any additional support in parenting is great but i do not like the nuclear family norm isaac was going off of even if it #was meant to be a convo starter given how it is also supposed to point out a problem -#claire having kids without a husband - that he can Solve #BUT ALSO I LIKE HIM IN THEIR FAMILY?#the orville experience is 'wow fucked up implications to get to this conclusion. unfortunately i like this conclusion.'#like him holding her hand while she's breaking down about ty?#you can kinda tell she has had the burden of everything bad that has ever happened to them on her and her alone #and for once she isn't alone in it? and that does mean something #it does not mean she is an insufficient parent #it just means it's easier with help #and idk if i trust the writers to understand that lol #espppppp with certain stereotypes but i am not going to get into that #i will say it is interesting she is a single black mom by choice #in a way that subverts the expectation that the kids' dad(s) left #but there are still stereotypes about fatherless black kids? so i am cautious abt the idea that isaac is Fixing things by filling a role #idk like you just rly gotta be careful with the implications lol i dont have the braincells to articulate it but #i think in most other media i would be slightly less concerned despite inevitable biases everywhere it's just.#this show in particular and its general audience base i do not trust #.... i have got to shut the fuck up but (metallic) white savior complex #i think i am making problems where there are non lmfao but i also notice a possible issue with at least how theyre perceived #with isaac INEVITABLY being the calm non emotional logic one #whereas... bc she is human!! claire gets angry #isaac's logical 'parenting' was more effective in conflict resolution #makes sense.#i do just wonder. how claire being a black woman. with emotions.#is coming into play. with how people see her human reactions vs isaac the actual robot's approach

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loverboybrightsideghost · 11 months ago

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yeah upon more thought. a little worried abt the wicked movie.

#mixed feelings on ariana grande.#i'm not blocking the movie's existence out of my mind anymore at least and im excited that it may have potential to be cool #if they don't fuck it up and the recent movie musicals are not reassuring me that it won't get fucked up #but partially i am hoping that bc its WICKED one of THE musicals of all time that they won't ruin it that much #but either way the movie does LOOK good visually i think #i'm hoping it's just that the teaser was short but glinda's character in particular is really worrying me #specifically as she's played by ariana grande. it looks a bit like she's Conventionally Attractive Sophisticated Woman (by 2024 standards)#rather than the bubbly obnoxious sociable and honestly immature (at least in the beginning) character she is in the musical #maybe i'm just worrying too much bc the trailer IS short and honestly seems to just show hype for #the Big Dramatic scenes mostly #eh. it's a commercial. of course they're gonna show the hype stuff.#just deeply deeply hoping they don't fuck this up bc i love wicked with my entire being and i would hate for it to be a shitty movie #bluebird.txt #also if they cut march of the witch hunters i will riot #actually ill riot if they cut any single song #you're making this musical into a two part movie. You Can Afford To Put Every Song In There.#don't be cowards please let this movie actually be good 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼#wicked

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skeletalheartattack · 2 years ago

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do you have any pets in your life (don't have to be yours i just wanna see aminals..) :0

hi jack :) can you watch this while i go smoke

#ask #raidendotcom #jack im so sorry i wanted to send like 9 images of possums i have saved to my phone and i was SO tempted to do so #but this specific one in particular..........#i dont have any pets though.... :(#my last pet was a cat we had named Fatso (we didnt name him that. it was the name he had when we got him)#but we had to give him to another family. im sure hes doing just fine today :)#before him we had a guinea pig named Munchy that i took home from the woman who'd cut my hair #the first animal i thought was our pet was a golden retriever named Rusty #he was actually my uncles dog (he lives close by) and hed always hang around our house and we also kept dog treats that my brothers ate #he was a golden retriever - poodle mix. but the only poodle part of him was his ears. he had curly fur on just his ears :)#we have a photo somewhere of Rusty and me with my aunt playing in some leaves #shoutout to Rusty... fucking loved that dog even if my perception of who owned him wasnt correct as a 3-5 year old...#also yes i remember a memory of being on my front porch and my brothers were eating dog treats out of the box #i feel like they were scooby doo branded or something.#it was between the years of 2001-2003 #i also have a memory of them just throwing some CDs around outside like frisbees #like i remember broken disc bits in our front yard #i also remember drawing treasure maps a lot and me and my middle brother would light the edges on fire to make it look authentic #i also remember putting rocks in the airhole to the tornado shelter we had in our front yard #listen the doors to it were big logs so we werent in need of using it any time soon. plus tornadoes dont occur around here #its still there. but ive never been inside it so i have no clue what the inside looks like #its just a hill with two doors aimed 70 degrees towards the sky. and theres an airhole hidden at the top of the hill #or it was an airhole until i shoved some rocks in it #🤗✨ oh well #anyway thank you raaiden for the ask :)#sorry i was too committed to the bit to send more opossums :( i hope you can forgive me :) >:)

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fruitsyrups · 9 months ago

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i think your hat post is really cool and interesting but susan’s hat is a cat and i will die on this hill

this is true!!! when i was talking about the modern human hats not resembling animals i meant all of these ones

(excluding the minerva-bots and finn of course)

#wait. wait. i just thought something #finn wearing his bear hat -> bc it makes him feel connected to the humans #and martin & the hiders (that old woman with the tiger at least) not wearing hats bc they don't feel that personal connection w/ the island #ok this is so obvious but i just think comparing and contrasting finn and martin is so interesting #but i don't think martin really was a hider. i don't think he felt particularly connected to any ideology or viewpoint in particular #he's a floater #yk #martin is so interesting #i dont like the amnesia theory or whatever (that martin also lost his memory in some capacity)#like to me its just that. he was able to commit enough to start a family but not committed enough to go back to them #after being seperated & having freedom #& he just super duper avoids thinking about it bc it makes him feel guilty. but not guilty enough to do anything about it #like when he said he doesn't like thinking about minerva cause it stresses him out that doesn't come across as 'can't remember'#it very much comes across as 'nah im not gonna expend energy into thinking about something emotionally difficult'#like if he actually tried to be a dad to finn he'd have to face all the time he spent not looking for him. instd of just avoiding it all #like where's the fun in making him less Complicated. you know?#whenever finn is in the vicinity martin's always tryna get out of there as fast as possible 😭#i guess that could also just be seen as him trying to avoid the consequences of his actions (like when he's worried finns gonna try to rip #his arm off lmao) but i personally interpret it all as a guilt thing too #none of this is related to the ask but yea 🫣

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ablog · 1 month ago

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Those two are the only real bisexual awakening I've experienced

#any “awakening” honestly LOL #like i think most woman are just them and cool and all but MAL MEDARDA is the prettiest woman I've ever seen she's in all actually pretty #also el from heardstopper is very pretty but that's just generally #and Jayce #oh boy #pretty pretty #but for both #these particular outfits I didn't care about their looks in anything else they just looked like character people something again #all of this might just be too much screentime on the internet poisoning my head with goofiness #cus didn't feel like that to mal teo weeks ago (but only s1 look) and jayce any other look is just good like any arcane outfit #but not this #they're just bkth sk very pretty and i have lack of sleep for weeks so bye now

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here-there-were-dragons · 1 month ago

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my mother is absolutely convinced of some nonsense conspiracy theory that (in her words) "originally humanity lived in peaceful all-woman societies of goddess worshippers who took care of eachother and lived in harmony, while males were roving loners that had no society and never cooperated. that changed when the men banded together and overthrew the peaceful woman-dominated societies, and enslaved us all." and, according to her, this is proof that a woman-dominated world would be innately more peaceful, and that men are innately violent and evil and should be either barred from holding any legal power or leadership roles or at least should be (again in her words) "gelded like bulls" to remove their testosterone before even being considered for such a thing.

she also evidently believes that the problem with all religions today is primarily that they aren't "goddess worshippers", because she seems to think goddess religions are inherently peaceful and pure too and seems to be especially obsessed with "Isis" in particular. the very very few times she's openly considered it unambiguously bad for some population or another to have been exterminated (she's got a bad case of devil's advocating genocide brain), she's gone out of her way to make up some crap about how said people were a peaceful society of goddess-worshippers, almost always of isis. delusions of isis-worship seem to be the only thing that ever causes her to consider any arab or middle-eastern culture, society, or ethnicity to be relatively uncomplicatedly undeserving of extermination, in fact, because every fucking time she doesn't immediately start devils-advocating it and making remarks about how "the rest of the world should box them in and let them blow eachother up" it's when she's whinging on about how whatever specific micro-ethnicity she's thinking about are or were traditional persecuted isis-worshippers.

the sole major exception to her weird fixation on isis worship justifying worthiness of life is the whole israel thing going on, in which she has consistently made very obvious that literally the only reason she's against the genocide of palestine is because it gives her an excuse to even more openly hate jewish people than she already did. and honestly i'm not sure even that's true because i think she's made some offhand remarks about palestinians having probably been peaceful isis worshipers before the jews infected them with christianity or something anyway.

so for the last, however fucking long it's been i've been constantly having to listen to her go off about how this behavior is in the jew's blood or whatever and that they literally invented all genocide because somehow the concept didn't exist before them and wouldn't have ever been invented by the rest of humanity without those jewish aliens dropping it in i fucking guess apparently and she furthermore goes on about how every single genocide and mass-oppression movement in history is directly inspired by them, ESPECIALLY the nazis, and THEN i have to listen to her rant about how, basically, wwii was something they entirely brought on themselves by "dominating the economy and treating everyone not them like shit" and the nazis were just "using their own tactics back at them". and then she goes on a rant about how the people the original jews exterminated back in the day (aka the first ever genocide, which they invented, because jews invented genocide and hate according to her) in the middle east region were peaceful matriarchal isis-worshipers.

and then she starts making comments about arabs being backwards and palestinians either being mysogynist muslims that should be boxed in to blow eachother up with everyone else or secret peaceful isis worshippers corrupted by men's cruel hand, sometimes in the same sentence, entirely dependent on which group she's more in the mood to hate at the time.

it's exhausting. beyond exhausting. her sole purpose in existence seems to be to have the singularly most exhausting set of politics physically possible to fit into one person.

just, sometimes i think, if there really is anything at all to the incredibly stupid and inexplicably popular idea that anyone or anything has a Purpose tm to exist for, i feel like my mother's purpose is to be walking proof to me of a Type Of Guy That Is Real, cause i sure as fuck would have trouble inventing this mess if it wasn't standing right in front of me spewing confusingly bipartisan hate. all of her thoughts and opinions are these long winding nonsense chains that feel like if that man carrying thing sketch about the friend with confusing politics was a person. on meth.

#and sometimes i feel like she just believes whatever will allow her to hate and feel innately superior to the most people #the fact that this woman considers herself a leftist #... well. given what this country just voted for it looks unfortunately likely that she IS in fact a fairly average example of a leftist #and therefore i have zero remaining hope for or particular desire to save humanity #actually it kind of feels like the only reason she really aligns herself with “the left” is because she's a female supremacist #and the left is the closest thing to a movement in that direction compared to the only current alternate party's “lets undo women's rights”#and also she inexplicably hates trump despite constantly devils-advocating for him and how he “has some good ideas”#and yes she does specifically mean about immigrants and the wall. one of her staunchest positions is pro-closed borders #honesty if trump was a woman and not a misogynist sex pest i think she would like him a lot. even despite his blatant ignorance of economic #she's also a big “anti-wokeist” type and we can barely watch any movies anymore without her whining about there being black people in them #and then she's like “PEOPLE ONLY DON'T WANT TO WATCH MOVIES WITH ME BECAUSE MY THEORIES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT AND THEY'RE JEALOUS OF HOW SMART”#she's nominally anti-corporation but in practice tends to come down on their side and is also staunchly against student loan forgiveness #because she thinks that “anyone who's stupid enough to do that deserves it”#and “it would be a slap in the face to ME and everyone else that had to pay”#and “kids these days don't want to develop healthy financial habits so they can SAVE for things. i SAVED for it and i know how HARD it is”#the way she often talks i also increasingly feel like the only actual reason she hates christianity is because she's a female supremacist #especially since she regularly goes on about biblical things as if they're real and complains that god either must be a woman #because “only women can create”#or that god CLEARLY is a man because he's destructive and evil and Destruction is a Man Thing That All Men And Only Men Innately Do #and likes to talk about how “jesus said he would come back as the least of us so he would be a woman”#and then goes on to describe a woman that sounds suspiciously like her. or at least her perception of herself #she's also said that if she wasn't straight she would be a political lesbian by choice because she hates men so much #and has tried repeatedly to bitch at me about men in an “eyyy amirite sister” kind of way #and got mad when i didn't fancy the idea of sitting there joking with her about half the species being barely-sentient cancer nodes #but she ALSO identifies as sapiosexual despite having the most vanilla housewife smut book taste ever #but ALSO she considers every single other sexuality aside from straight and gay to be made up woke mental illness nonsense!#so according to her the only orientations are “normal”. gay. and sapiosexual. and SOMETIMES bi (but no pan or poly).#i'm fairly sure she's convinced asexuality isn't real and is just repression. she certainly acts like i never said anything every time.#unless she's explosively yelling at me for “always bringing it up” when i tell her to stop making jokes about me being attracted to things #and she thinks anything other than monogamy is “selfish” and “exists only for men to abuse women”. especially muslim and arab men.

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britneyshakespeare · 2 months ago

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I can't believe the Younger Brother (1689) by Aphra Behn has the only one bed trope

#act iv scene i #olivia is in disguise as mirtilla's page endimion and she's wooing welborn on her own behalf #and welborn is like well im hosting a gentleman in my lodgings right now but u can sleep w me #and olivia is like uhmmm uhmmm i can't do that not for any particular reason i just can't sleep in ur bed #(bc she's modest but she is kinda tempted. but also worried if she denies too hard he might suspect her of being actually a woman)#and he's like what are you afraid my bed's diseased? do u think im gay? im telling u there's nowhere else for us both to sleep #im not gonna make u sleep on the floor kid #PLEASE #the younger brother might be one of my new favorites from behn. i haven't finished it yet but it kinda has everything i love from her #mirtilla in particular is such an interesting character #text post #aphra behn #restoration comedy #in the edition edited by janet todd for vol. 7 of the collected works #i believe it's based off of the original quarto text that was published after behn's death #i highly suspect a lot of this prose dialogue is supposed to be blank verse #SO. MUCH. of it flows exactly like blank verse. it kinda bothers me #i do dream about editing and publishing my own edition of behn's plays and i would definitely amend these to be verse #i wonder if montague summers' version is verse? idk this is the first janet todd edited play ive read #i dont yet know the differences between their editing styles #god i wish more than 2 ppl in history had ever bothered to edit and publish this woman's collected works #oxford world classics should definitely put out another volume of her plays #i love the one they have featuring the rover/feigned courtesans/lucky chance/emperor of the moon #but she's got what like 15 other extant plays? and oxford world classics has the range and capabilities to do it #or if penguin classics ever wants to pretend they're really as good as oxford they can print their own #as far as diversifying the canon and widening the availability of older texts. oxford still beats penguin any day #but it does piss me off that no classic book publishers take this period of early-modern women's drama and proto-novels very seriously #or rather. no big ones that i know other than oxford #im not counting print-on-demand companies that reprint the texts of public domain works w no editing #those serve a purpose but those are not leaders in the publishing industry for a reason. theyre not sposta be

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cuteniaarts · 6 months ago

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@katkastrofa: *writes a single throwaway line in one chapter of Lost and Found that is never referenced again*

Me, completely randomly and with no prompting: Alright, bet–

#my art #artists on tumblr #the legend of korra #original characters #as if I don’t have enough of those already #I really don’t know what possessed me here. I mean. sometimes my mind did drift to this mention of Zaheer’s sisters #because broken bonds is my absolute favourite LaF chapter. but I ever really thought of them that much since Kat never brought them up agai #and then about 24h ago I randomly remembered them again and was like. hey. p’li and ghazan’s sisters play a huge role in our stories #and ming-hua is an only child. so what of zaheer’s sisters? what are they like? do they ever cross his mind? are they aware of his crimes?#and in the afternoon I went digging through my art supplies bc I felt like painting and found my old 2020-2022 sketchbook with 2 empty page #so I thought. why not. it’s been a while since I’ve done traditional art. so I pulled up a reference of rich EK outfits from the artbooks #and got to work. drew this up in about half an hour? traditional sketching is a lot faster than digital for some reason #then took a picture and cleaned up and coloured in procreate. and I’m really happy with the end result #this was hella fun to do as well so.. win-win?#alright enough backstory rambling. on to the characters themselves #I looked up Zaheer’s name and apparently that particular spelling is urdu in origin. so I went off that #the article I found was written edited and fact checked by three pakistani women so I think it’s about as trustworthy as these things go #summiya means ‘a woman of proper name’ and aiza means ‘respected high place in society’. which I thought were fitting for noble girls #for outfits and hairstyles. like I said. I turned to the avatar artbooks. those things are life savers. I just played around with colours #looks wise I colour picked from zaheer and then shifted around a little so they look similar enough yet not like clones of each other #but they’re also teenagers here so they wouldn’t resemble book 3 Zaheer much anyway #kat never mentioned ages but since their mother was looking for matches I assumed they were older than zaheer #he ran off at 11 or 12 iirc. so I decided they would have been 16 and 14 respectively #though in their community matches are probably made much earlier than actual marrying age. still.#if it was such a pressing matter that their mother was ‘preoccupied’ with it. then they were probably teenagers right #that’s what I’m gonna go for anyway since currently I have no information to disprove any of this #oh yeah Kat btw if you did have images of Zaheer’s sisters in mind before this then you don’t have to replace them. I just filled a blank #we’ve never talked about them so I assume there’s nothing. feel free to correct me. maybe someday we’ll discuss their personalities/lives #all I have is that they probably weren’t too close with zaheer. and their lives now are all about husbands kids and status. but we’ll see #hope you like them anyways <3

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designernishiki · 2 years ago

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I never finished the telephone club stuff in 0 until today (currently replaying 0, trying to 100% the game) and like. actually. what the fuck was up with the bad-end telephone club dates. like. not even exaggerating, completely unironically, it is fully implied that kiryu got fucking raped. multiple times. as a joke. that’s absolutely fucking wild