#actually THE funniest shit

[captorations]

omniscient reader's viewpoint is a genuinely delightful deconstruction of the relationship between the reader, the writer, and the protagonist of a story. each can't exist without the others, each exists FOR the others, but also sometimes they want to maim each other and it's entirely justified on all sides

[buckfell]

never going to be over the fact that Buck told his sister abt his date with a man and made sure to insist that he is a gay ally. and she actually said “well you’re a little more than an ally now” like. whoever wrote that scene. I’m blowing kisses

[hiems-incaelo]

said to man who's currently in a homoerotic will-they-won't-they with a morally grey vampire dragon

[swoo0zy]

"straight" "male"

[idontmindifuforgetme]

True

[umblrspectrum]

i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me

[imtheyellow]

I JUST LEARNED RED EARED SLIDERS ARE BANNED IN NEW JERSEY HELPP

Leo's hating New Jersey bit just got 100 times funnier 😭😭

Leo: So, you guys from Jersey?

Leo: This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Splinter: But that would mean sending my sons to the most horrifying hideous place they've ever been!

Leo: Jersey?

[keferon]

May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?

Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure

And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.

The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.

And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.

Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

[diddlesnap]

my haymitch super edition prediction is that theres a weird and unnecessary romantic tension between haymitch and katniss's mom

[partycityistotallyofficailguy]

I hate being disabled and chronically ill but. The lore. My lore it’s sick. My lore guys.

[ruporas]

special operatives (silly interaction beneath read more)

[ID: Digital Art in color of Trigun Maximum, characters included are Wolfwood, Elendira, and Legato in a casual meeting situation. The piece consists of orangey yellow lighting and purple shadows. Wolfwood sits on the left side, facing Elendira who’s on the right. He’s seated on a plain wooden chair with one knee up and he’s holding the strap to his Punisher in his left hand while his right sits against his thigh, He has an irritated expression as he speaks to Elendira. Elendira is sitting in a fancier seat, her right arm rests against Wolfwood’s propped up knee, her left hand holds her suitcase. She’s sitting cross legged with an amused expression. Legato can be seen in the back at the center of the image in his mobile body case, one of his eyes shown to be glaring at Wolfwood. End ID]

[ID: Sketch, uncolored comic. Elendira says to Wolfwood, “I’m not telling you to dedicate yourself to him, but just accept the situation at hand. We could get along better if we were on the same page.” Wolfwood responds, “Don’t peg me me for an optimist. I’m not dumb. But, I’m also not going to just live in resignation. Plus, I don’t have any interest in getting along with ya.” Elendira coos, “Aw, you sure? I have a wonderful shoulder to cry on when the weak people you’re trying to protect eventually dies in the coming months. Though, I guess it’s fine. Someone like you might just die before then anyway...” She snickers in her hand while Wolfwood is speechless and just glares. Legato is faintly drawn in the back, glaring at Wolfwood, muttering “worthless” repetitively. End ID]

[sesamebri]

uhhh i have nothing to say other than squishmallow majima. i need u

[drzibs]

im still in a mood so here’s the infamous coalecroux pax moment

[ashenberry]

[ID in ALT]

mgs doodle dump + 2 shitposts i shoould like. organize these somehow. i wont but i should

thank you @counterfeitubiquity for helping me ID and also letting me steal one of ur memes

[demodraws0606]

QSMPblr making jokes about omegaverse and then having Aypierre immediatly show up on Tumblr while everybody panics is the closest we'll ever get to real life perfect comedic timing.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i need more info about the vaccines killing the god in your brain. please.

as a christian, finding shitty christian books is a beloved hobby of mine. anyway this one i learned about from crow caller