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omniscient reader's viewpoint is a genuinely delightful deconstruction of the relationship between the reader, the writer, and the protagonist of a story. each can't exist without the others, each exists FOR the others, but also sometimes they want to maim each other and it's entirely justified on all sides
#actually THE funniest shit#that goddamn trio#they're a complex and fascinating metaphor#they're also three ridiculous jackasses stuck in a three-way reciprocal tom-and-jerry routine#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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never going to be over the fact that Buck told his sister abt his date with a man and made sure to insist that he is a gay ally. and she actually said “well you’re a little more than an ally now” like. whoever wrote that scene. I’m blowing kisses
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"straight" "male"
#fan hates wasted potential#but actually i feel like hed film shit like that just cuz getting trophys reaction after is the funniest shit ever#i need the whole hotel to laugh at him better yet beat him up#inanimate insanity#ii#ii trophy#ii fan#art tag#ig?#this is more of a shitpost but like idfc idkj#pbj
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i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me
#i think she'd be petty enough to do this if rebecca actually lived#flirting with her man. unacceptable. eats#the trend of uzi in the suit and n in the dress is the funniest shit ever to me. n would be so willing to wear a dress#and she'd totally wear her combat boots over the pants. they're not going anywhere#she should be allowed to say fuck#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#i can finally tag it myself exclamation mark#biscuit bites#uzi x n#murder drones nuzi#lizzy was recording it to send it to v i swear shes not just playing subway surfers#i dont understand outfit design in the slightest im just making it up as i go#ill figurre out a speechbubble design for uzi later im tired#oh yeah uhhh#murder drones rebecca#murder drones lizzy#hope i didnt forget anything ok bye
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I JUST LEARNED RED EARED SLIDERS ARE BANNED IN NEW JERSEY HELPP
Leo's hating New Jersey bit just got 100 times funnier 😭😭
Leo: So, you guys from Jersey?
Leo: This is why you never go to New Jersey!
Splinter: But that would mean sending my sons to the most horrifying hideous place they've ever been!
Leo: Jersey?
#literally the funniest shit I've heard all day#MF IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM NEW JERSEY#no wonder why he doesn't like there 💀#rottmnt#rise leo#rottmnt leo#rottmnt fanart
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my haymitch super edition prediction is that theres a weird and unnecessary romantic tension between haymitch and katniss's mom
#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#the hunger games#hunger games#thg#sorry i know everyone was expecting an actual haymitch drawing but this idea has been nagging at me for MOOOONTHS#bc the summary mentions him dealing with the most spoiled girl in district 12 or whatever#and i know most people assume thats maysilee but. i think it'd be soooo funny if it were katniss's mom.#especially bc they did know each other to some extent back in the day. theyre around the same age. she was maysilee's friend. etc etc.#YES i think haymitch is gay btw that hasnt changed hashtag gaymitch forever#but i think him and katniss's mom is just so funny to me. sorry. its just so funny.#like if katniss's mom didnt ditch district 12 . her getting remarried to haymitch? funniest shit ever
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I hate being disabled and chronically ill but. The lore. My lore it’s sick. My lore guys.
#The moment I had my first hospital visit#Scholarship#I doubt I’m gonna go to college but still#Funniest shit I’ve ever seen#WOOO#party city posting#Gimmick blogs#disability#actually disabled#POTS#hEDS#erythromelalgia#chronic illness#chronically ill
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this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#fh class quangle#goodbye... goodbye hoodie kid adaine..... we have mecha pilot/power armor adaine instead#I couldnt really land how she'd get a hoodie reliably in freshman year given the abernants pattern of confiscating shit from her#so I kinda switched gear and dug a bit into a like sukeban aesthetics instead. and since shes with the AV club I like the idea of#like a radio coord thing for her. hence the suspenders#I fully admit the sukeban thing is influenced by the hacker woman in ghostwire tokyo who I have a small crush on#she's SO cool. too bad about a number of things with that game#the jacket of useful things is a racer jacket this time bc Im predictable like that#her ensemble in junior year is her tank top + overall it might not be clear enough in the pic...#just had the thought ''man I should do turnarounds for all of them'' and immediately had to slap myself out of it#anyways uh! fabian I have inflicted with my favourite thing to do to characters who like to stealth or fly under the radar#which is Bright Extremely Noticeable Jacket That Hides Your Hands#fabian's ghost motif has led me to the famous horror movie trope of silhouette with iconic jacket from afar#(see Sinister and Alice Sweet Alice)#and I love to imagine him hanging the coat up somewhere and opponents aiming there instead of at him#but also the raincoat is specifically modeled after the yellow fisherman's raincoat#and. that led to. me thinking abt fabian pulling riz up at that cliff with a net instead of the battle sheet lmao#so his junior year design is fully Fishing. which is so fucking funny it has obliterated all other possibilities from my brain#ranger flavour: captain ahab#I still debate making him carry around an actual fishing rod tbh. right now Im giving him a rifle grappling hook thing#gods. I just think High School Classmate Suddenly Gets Way Too Into Fishing is the funniest fucking thing that can happen#thank you fabian. thank you for giving me this. love you buddy#still blanking on kristen but! throughout this whole storm here I've realised I just need to fuck around
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special operatives (silly interaction beneath read more)
[ID: Digital Art in color of Trigun Maximum, characters included are Wolfwood, Elendira, and Legato in a casual meeting situation. The piece consists of orangey yellow lighting and purple shadows. Wolfwood sits on the left side, facing Elendira who’s on the right. He’s seated on a plain wooden chair with one knee up and he’s holding the strap to his Punisher in his left hand while his right sits against his thigh, He has an irritated expression as he speaks to Elendira. Elendira is sitting in a fancier seat, her right arm rests against Wolfwood’s propped up knee, her left hand holds her suitcase. She’s sitting cross legged with an amused expression. Legato can be seen in the back at the center of the image in his mobile body case, one of his eyes shown to be glaring at Wolfwood. End ID]
[ID: Sketch, uncolored comic. Elendira says to Wolfwood, “I’m not telling you to dedicate yourself to him, but just accept the situation at hand. We could get along better if we were on the same page.” Wolfwood responds, “Don’t peg me me for an optimist. I’m not dumb. But, I’m also not going to just live in resignation. Plus, I don’t have any interest in getting along with ya.” Elendira coos, “Aw, you sure? I have a wonderful shoulder to cry on when the weak people you’re trying to protect eventually dies in the coming months. Though, I guess it’s fine. Someone like you might just die before then anyway...” She snickers in her hand while Wolfwood is speechless and just glares. Legato is faintly drawn in the back, glaring at Wolfwood, muttering “worthless” repetitively. End ID]
#trigun#trigun maximum#nicholas d wolfwood#elendira the crimsonnail#legato bluesummers#YES they were together in scene canonically for only 1 Measly chapter. Yes legato dipped like 2 seconds later but listen#trigun has such a fun cast and such a vague sense of time that i love to just throw in whatever Chances of the gung hos meeting outside of#canonic time... i mentioned before but i do think ww just runs into them on occasion from town to town#this illust would have to take place after the remembrance of july though ofc since that was when ww first saw elendira... which is still#the funniest ww ever bc he was so Shocked. LIKE AGHAST... BC IT WAS ELENDIRA THE CRIMSONAIL. he was starstruckk it was so cute#elendira of all people deserve that kind of reaction though im glad that they hyped it up with ww of all people. bc its like wow even ww is#kind of intimidated! even though he gained his grips like 5 seconds later to talk back to her. which is why i think theyd have a funny#dynamic. and legato is just there. he does not care about them but he also hates them and it's fun to think about how that'd extend to#wolfwood after knives specifically left the gung hos up to him and then explicitly didnt say shit after giving ww a special little mission#it also is just like. legato is pretty passive in trimax until someone is actively betraying knives or when its vash#and ww also does not give a shit about legato bc he also is like. vaguely aware he'd lose in a fight. so all i make them do is stare at each#other passive aggressively. TRISTAMP on the otherhand is ridiculously insane for making legato genuinely hold enough aggression towards ww#to literally activate his character arc in the season sgmkdsgm cannot wait for final phase where legato not only deeply detest vash but also#bears a similar aggression towards ww. actually im not sure whether i should be Excited for that or not but it would be an interesting#ruporas art
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uhhh i have nothing to say other than squishmallow majima. i need u
#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#majima goro#hihiii i like how i rendered his suit :3c#i've been using a different brush and it's been possessing me to actually kinda render my shit. this is good#funniest thing abt it is it's a default brush w csp HAA#i know jeemers has probably been put into that pose a bazillion times over but lemme try toooo#cocoart
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im still in a mood so here’s the infamous coalecroux pax moment
#the intonation and inflection between these two is the funniest shit oh my god#actually married fr fr#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#loa art#ouaw art#zibs art#talking cat#once upon a catlight
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QSMPblr making jokes about omegaverse and then having Aypierre immediatly show up on Tumblr while everybody panics is the closest we'll ever get to real life perfect comedic timing.
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mgs doodle dump + 2 shitposts i shoould like. organize these somehow. i wont but i should
thank you @counterfeitubiquity for helping me ID and also letting me steal one of ur memes
#ashenart#big boss mgs#venom snake#kazuhira miller#solid snake#revolver ocelot#does anyone else show up enough to justify being tagged.... no#mgs#metal gear solid#I HAVE things to say on a couple of these actually so welcome to my tag commentary its nice to have you here#1] i dont give a shit about bb and venom as a ship i just think the bad bitch i pulled line was really funny#the 2nd meme was inspired by the fact that i saw someone do it with kaz and i went like that fits bb like way more. dont read into venom he#the funniest guy to put there#official ashenberry stance neither kaz or ocelot are twinks but again. funny fucking sentence roll with it#oh yeah theres enough here to justify a#vkaz#tag. awesome enjoy
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dutches i drew instead of listening to my online lecture 😻
#he kinda sounds like dutch. which is horrible because hes saying the funniest shit#“what if i got electrocuted? would i need an autopsy? no one saw it coming... but I did”#“what if my wife was slipping poison in my cereal every day? what about then?”#“i cannot confirm nor deny if these questions will be on the test”#rivera writes#oh right tags that actually pertain to the post mb mb#my art#art#artwork#fan art#dutch van der linde#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 dutch#red dead redemption#red dead fanart#rdr2 fanart#red dead redemption fan art#red dead redemption fanart
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If we were doing a completely accurate Reverse Robins line up Damian wouldn't be Batman it would be Matt McGinnis LMAO
Cuz he's technically the youngest/last robin who is a Wayne (by blood)
#IF WERE TALKING ACTUAL REVERSE AGES MATTS THE YOUNGEST ROBIN AND THE YOUNGEST BATKID EVER SO#LIKE IM JUST SAYING OK#FUNNY AS HELl#LIKE YALL THINK UR GETTING A REVERSE ROBINS AU AND THEN I SMACK U WITH THE MCGINNIS BROTHERS#just let me include my batman beyond clone sons in the line up plz#Batman#DC#Batman Beyond#Reverse Robins#Damian Wayne#Matt McGinnis#Robin#the funniest part is that Matt is such an annoying little shit that Damian would hate him
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