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star-ar512 · 15 days

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star with a trumpet sketches

#for who does not know valve oil is toxic. not the best drink to have on a regular day #of course they'd go around bothering storches. that's their job #yknow military bands. forgoing the military part and keeping the band #i just thought she'd be charming.#trumpet players usually act like stars. loud; full of themselves; stupid; a bit of assholeness. i think that's all #^says this as someone who plays a trumpet #self indulgence? what's that #signalis #signalis star #star signalis #starling #signalis storch #storch signalis #signalis stcr #stcr signalis #stcr #signalis fanart #my art

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in-this-essay-i-wont · 1 day

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Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.

Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.

#terminal old man yaoi #I’m so tired GET THEM OIT OF MY HEADDDD #they won’t LEAVE #tbh??? my ostracized ass?????? falling for all bills stupid tricks immediately #as unfortunate as this is. I understand ford. its so bad bc he’s literally such as asshole but GOD THATS HOW IT IS #like when you can’t connect with ANYONE in ANY significant Fucking Way. the only way to cope without spiraling completely is getting like a #crazy superiority complex. it’s so bad but it’s so real.#like ohhh no one likes me??? what if I act like an egomaniac??#no bro that does NOT make it better😭🙏#luckily I got hella humbled but uh. now it’s the other way. there’s not a good answer for this #gravity falls #standord pines #billford #bill cipher #bill ci the triangle guy

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bumblingest-bee · 1 month

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hugely popular blogger on this site posting “how come indigenous australians are still human beings if they were such an isolated population” does anyone fucking think before they say wildly racist things or what

#bee posts nonsense #they were already well-known as an asshole but that’s like. incomprehensibly racist #not to act like an expert bc i’m white enough that it’d be stupid to claim indigenous identity but like #that’s got to be the worst fucking thing you could’ve said. and ofc it’s a white usamerican.#if they bothered to learn anything about history outside their own maybe they’d know that #anyways. fucking hellll

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californiaquail · 2 months

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was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.

#by hanging out with i mean she is the owner of the quarter horse mare that was here and she wanted me to come down when the farrier came?#the farrier is cool but he did give her some stupid fucking fearmongering pamphlet written by this idiot racist ~whistleblower~ about how #“They” (?) are going to be rationing peoples water and the dude is like blaming the local tribe for it....get the fuck over yourself buddy #the entire state is in a drought. disrespectfully. go fuck yourself #trump ass county for fucking real this is why i wanted to move to the next county over or at least the next town over in this county #like. not to dox myself but i live in thee bellwether county for presidential elections and these cunts are not voting blue let me tell you #it's all these retired fucking republicans!!!! god damn it there are so manyyyyyyyyy i don't know if i can do it guys #also i was talking to this woman about biking/hiking on the olympic discovery trail and she was like oh i've had some bad shit happen to me #on that trail and i'm like oh like what? and shes like #oh well one time this guy was living in the woods and i called the cops on him but they didn't care or do anything about it.#and instead of saying “why the fuck did you call the cops on somebody who wasn't even bothering you” and “what the fuck is your problem”#and “can't believe i'm saying this but the cop was actually the correct one in this situation” i had to be like oh huh :/#anyway literally nothing bad happened to her on the odt and people are kind of just heartless about homeless people #ALSO she was talking about when she was very sick on her recent trip to hawaii (...) and “not caring” about people worrying about her havin #covid like well actually the way you say that does reveal that you Do actually have a little dust bunny of shame about your shitty behavior #somewhere deep under the laminate tile of your soul and you fucking Know that's a shitty fucking way to act but youre doing it anyway. lol!#and this is such a very standard example of almost everyone i've met here. i'm going insane none of you have basic compassion or decency #for people you don't already care about. We Live In A Fucking Society WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.#i have to stop bitching it's after midnight but this was my first real contact with another person for the last 12 days #(BECAUSE i fucking had covid and i was isolating like a normal person instead of being a dumb entitled fucking asshole about it)#and it was just soooo peppered with this selfish fucking libertarian nonsense the whole time it is SO frustrating holy shit #i have to be nice to this woman because she wants my help with her horse (who needs my help frankly) and she's lived here her whole life so #she has thee connections and has also offered to help me get a car which i can't tell how serious she is but we need to be on good terms #jesus christ. hey if anyone is reading this and you read the whole thing and you read my tag essays regularly we have to get legally marrie #you know too much. wedding in november #me

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sleepnoises · 1 year

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I've thought about it and I don't like the Bustle deleterious effects of therapyspeak in friendships article

#significantly for personal and stupid reasons but ironically i think it's committing a little therapyspeak #by kind of making up a new condition to pathologize instead of just saying: some people sometimes act like selfish assholes #or are going through a lot and are bad at communicating (some overlap with prev category)#i think there are many many critiques to be made of therapy that are not ''some boundaries... are kind of stupid!''#okay compare contrast with ''love bombing gaslighting and the problem with pathologizing dating talk'' (dazed magazine 2022)#which i find less inane due to A) sympathy for motivations B) acknowledgement that none of us make it out alive

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kaijiang-irl · 16 days

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i am so so sorry to anyone i talked to while drunk

#irl kai #kai is no longer drunk #this is not how i shouldve acted #im a public figure. i shouldntve gotten drunk like that #i feel like shit. ive relapsed. i worked so hard to get over my stupid problem #and there i go again. ruined all this progress. just because some asshole wished for my sister to turn evil

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tittyinfinity · 6 months

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when you're disabled, being financially abused by your parents never ends

#so you're telling me that you got 5k this week from claiming me on your taxes #while hounding me about how i haven't been contributing enough to bills & expenses (i was giving you what you asked for!)#and none of it will go to me because ''i owe it to you for living with you''#despite the fact that 5k nearly covers the mortgage for the entire YEAR #DESPITE THE FACT THAT I COULD PAY OFF MY OWN LANDLORD AND MOVE OUT #btw i literally only let her claim me on her taxes bc she said she'd be giving it to me. and this is the third time she has done this.#promised me it wouldn't happen again. she used me.#she does this thing a lot #where she acts like she's helping people but only does it to hold it over their head #i told her i could have been paying her more for bills but she told me i didn't have to #and now she's complaining that i don't pay enough #i will literally tell her not to help me sometimes #bc she'll do it anyway and then later on you hear ''i did something nice for you so if you don't help me with a favor right now...#...I'll do everything I can to sabotage your life''#so she literally only does it for personal gain #so that she can have an excuse to feel like she's better than all of her kids and that we're just stupid ungrateful assholes #all 3 of her kids could be telling her that her logic is wrong and she won't budge #another thing that happened recently is that she told me i needed to pay her back for a gift she bought me that got stolen #which is also something she does a lot. buys me things without asking and then telling me i have to pay her back for them #i had way more stuff stolen that i had personally bought #i didn't ask for that fucking keyboard sorry. I ALREADY HAD ONE.#and she's been going on about how ''she's the one who's ACTUALLY being affected''#she is FULLY AWARE that the dude she lets over has stolen from us MULTIPLE times #but apparently it's my responsibility to pay her back for something out of my control #STOP BUYING ME SHIT AND TELLING ME I DON'T NEED TO PAY YOU MORE IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA HOLD IT OVER MY HEAD #IF I'M SUCH A BURDEN MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LEAVE #.bdo

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tommyssupercoolblog · 2 months

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hey how much is sapnap and matpat in the new tommyinnit video, i want to watch but i don't really want to see them

Matpat isn't in it. Sapnap is but it's just Tommy seeing him coming out of a store, asking if he's fucked up mentally, sapnap says no and Tommy is like "nice seeing you" very dryly and sarcasticly, and leaves. A lot of people say Tommy was being a bitch to him on purpose but he has autism and I ALSO have autism so....idfk

#asks #also the matpat thing is prob just personal preference BUT in case it isn't #he's....fine. I've heard people call him transphobic and i have no idea what the fuck they're talking about?? he's outspokenly an ally and #his cohost on gt live is nonbinary??? he includes nonbinary options in all of his gener surveys????#i think it's literally just because of his videos when he was in college and didn't “get” trans people but he LEARNED. and he learned fast #every accusation I've seen against him was either old #bullshit/made up #or purposely bad faith (like the pope thing??? he literally gave the pope a video game because he wanted to give him something that #represented the video game community while also having a kind message because it's traditional to bring gifts representing your community #and people act like it was a pusposeful intent to be cruel and evil and overshadow real genocide or something??? i read a rant on it and wa #like #...THIS ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU ALREADY HATE HIM AND ASSUME HE HAD BAD INTENT.#They hated him FIRST and then tried to justify it.#it's so dumb???!! it's so dumb. what the fuck #people also call him ableist and that's just as stupid and i- i need to stop my point is. free him he's literally just a normal guy #a normal guy who learns stuff over time?? like humans do????? and grows as a person?????#fuck twitter and fuck cancel culture. matpat rocks and i think he's fucking cool as shit. FUCK #matpat...strokes the screen....matpat I'm so sorry for what they did to you oh my godddddd #matty patty.....matty patty I'm so sorryyyyy #pookie I'm so sorry for what they said abt u I'll avenge u i prommy <3 ur so slayyy literally so slay don't let the h8ers get you DOWNNN om #he's a legend and he's genuinely not an asshole he's just kind of a himbo dumbass who has to have ash explain to him what a tumblr sexyman #is. he's just out of touch if you explalin to him he'll go “oh okay!!! i support you!!”#HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!!!!!!!! RAAASGUGUUHHHHH #matpat supporter i am a matpat supporter i am a matpat fan and bestie #he's my little blorbo he's my silly little guy my dumb theory man #you're allowed to hate him idc i just don't think saying he's an irredeemable monster who needs to be beaten up is fair.#you could say #.... he's “annoying at first”#get it? but yeah i think “i find him annoying and hate him personally” is fine but “he's evil and actually morally duplicitous” is unfair.

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mylittlesecrethaven · 2 months

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Me: Trying to tell my parents that I'm an adult now and they can't tell me what I can and can't do when I'm not around them.

My Mom: Telling me to stop talking back.

Me: Trying to explain that we're just having a normal conversation.

My Dad: Yelling at me to stop having the last word and just shut up.

Me: Trying to walk away and leave.

My Dad: Telling me to stay where I am and finish the conversation instead of leaving like a coward.

My Mom: Asking me why we can never have a conversation anymore without it somehow turning into an argument.

Me: Absolutely annoyed, leaving so that I can't say anything I'll really regret.

#family issues #they be a problem #look #i love my parents #but sometimes #they can be assholes #they act like we fight all the time though #we really don't #this is maybe a monthly thing #it's just annoying at this point #but sometimes they act like i hate them #and i really don't #anyway #we were arguing about me wanting to hang out with my friends instead of going to dinner with them #kinda stupid to have an argument about that

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yikes-ajax · 11 months

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I so badly wish I could catch my cat running and meowing down the hall at the same time on camera. You can hear each step in her voice.

I had taken her collar off to let the skin there breathe tonight, so when she started playing with it, I let her scamper off with it in her mouth. I think she realized that she was no longer wearing her collar, and in fact packing it around, because hardly a minute later she came running back to give it to me, sounding genuinely distressed to the point I thought something scared her. She just wanted the collar back on :P

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anaalnathrakhs · 2 months

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i <3 feeling like i'm literally always making the wrong choice

#every passing day i dig a little deeper the bottomless debt i owe my parents #monetarily and morally #and god i wish i could kill myself but noooooo i tried again and i can't fucking do it i can't #so i just. i don't know i want to be incapacitated i want to be in the psych ward forever.#i don't want to fail and never make enough money to pay for their retirement home #i don't want to have to visit them every god-knows-how-often #i don't want to be fifty years old and still having to exist in relation to my parents #and god they've done nothing BAD i shouldn't want to cut all contact with them #but it's so. i don't know. i don't know how people even do it.#like you always have to come back home you always have to act right you always have to think abt them and text them and call them #and nothing you do is ever right and you want things that can't coexist with their happiness and peace of mind #and you're an asshole in every way you're an asshole deep down and you're an asshole outwardly too #but you can't stop wanting stupid things and acting weird and demanding #and it's a curse upon them to have you near but it's literally so fucking ungrateful of you to stray away a little #and you still do it because you can't stop wanting to follow things instead of keeping to your resolutions #and trying to do the best for them #and nothing is ever the best for them it's always just bad choices cause you shouldn't even exist you're just wrong you're born wrong #you don't want things that are good for them too and you're not capable of good things #dad wants to go on vacation at his family's like twice a year. mom want to stay home and take care of business and relax this year too #even now that grandma is gone and doesn't require her to be near. cuz emptying the flat & all of that.#and it's just. cool cool i make the wrong choice whichever way.#if i stay with mom i'll make dad's family sad and inconvenience my mom and leave dad alone #if i go with dad i'll leave mom alone (also alone to work on the flat) and i'll be an annoying asshole to dad and his family #because i'm too stupid and egoistical to pretend to be fine with things that mildly inconvenience me for five seconds #and either way i won't do any fucking work because i'm a sad piece of shit and i'm going to fail the fuck out of school next year #broadcasting my misery #vent

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fluxedbuds · 3 months

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Whos your favorite oc tell us abiut your funny charactersss

you cant just make a man choose between his kids like this i love them all!!!!!! if you have one you're interested in off my artfight i'd be happy to talk abt them

I guess Seam is probably the one I've put the most work into currently. years of refining to create the ultimate specimen

yes they look like this. and yes they are a serial killer. its fine they're nicies now (lie)(but also true)

#if you couldnt tell from the tag wall below i enjoyed this ask lol #letters #interactions #they used to be loreden but theyre an entirely new character now. this happens to me so much #they present as cutesy and ditsy and adorable but secretly have the personality of an edgy teen with 0 remorse #the ol double double twist! this rat from hell is actually nice but no theyre not! get confused!!#the ditsy bit isnt entirely an act lmao they are just kinda. little head empty there. one thought and its crime #i have soooo much art of them and i just plain dont post most of it! bc its for me and my frands #i just really like characters who are assholes but are also stupid. to the point they fail at being an issue beyond annoyances #now if only their story would get finished. i say as if im not in any control over that happening

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californiaquail · 1 month

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today at work i had to listen to my coworkers talk about how they're still feeling so sick and how they've never been so tired in their life after pretending covid is just a cold the other day and then later they started talking about how intensely they hate homeless people as if that's a normal way to act. also (separately) i got bitched at for not operating the washing machine at seamless maximum efficiency. dude i don't even get any benefits besides potentially discounted veterinary services

#well i think i get accrued sick leave or whatever but at the rate of like. barely anything per hour of my life largely wasted #it's insane and evil how people talk about homeless people around here i mean i know that's not just a problem here obviously but they #literally act like Those Crackheads are the root of every problem in our towns it makes me so angry. get over yourself #and for no reason like nobody did anything to the person who was saying this she just had to witness somebody with a pipe. that's it #idk i'm personally acutely aware of how little difference there is between me and any guy on the sidewalk and some people have been lucky #enough to umm lose that perspective #i also do drugs and make weird mental illness noises and motions the only difference is i have a door to keep it mostly behind #and i only have a door because i was lucky enough to have family who could lend me a significant amount of money when i had none and friends #who helped in other ways. idk even if none of that was the case i think it's deranged and deeply cruel to talk that way about random people #who haven't even done anything to you besides exist #cruel and stupid. and myopic #did you have to see a homeless man 😢 maybe even someone doing drugs in public 😰 get the fuck over yourself #ik i said that already but it bears repeating. get the fuck over it asshole #me

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thebaffledcaptain · 1 year

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resisting the urge to correct stuff in the amrev tag should be a sport

#I know I know this is so obnoxious but sometimes people are acting all high and mighty claiming to know what’s correct and they’re just.#not that correct #and I always care about the stupid things #it matters to me idk #like i’m not gonna be an asshole but sometimes you can just tell they don’t know a lot about something #this is your captain speaking

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raiy-yn · 2 years

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If you put darnell in your fic just so you can drive conflict, you can go to hell!!!

#literally though it is just so disrespectful to his character. and the least you could do is actually draw from the way he is ACTUALLY #written instead of making up bullshit hcs based on your preconceived stereotypes!#Darnell has literally NEVER been portrayed as possessive or paranoid! if anything that’s more in line with pico’s character!#darnell is literally ALWAYS written as nothing more than a cool guy Nextdoor with a weird hobby in pyrotechnics AND THATS IT #he has literally NEVER acted overly aggressive with ANYONE and even if you take week 8 into account; WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS LIKE THERE #EITHER!!!! and even then from what we have seen he doesn’t act any more violent or paranoid than pico or nene have been in wayyy older games #i swear to god I am so fucking sick of seeing my beloved baby boy written as a possesive asshole or some stupid shit #he is literally just a silly little guy who like burning things for fun FUCKING GO TO HELL #YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE #IF I HAVE TO READ ANYMORE OF YOU DOGGSHITING ON THE ONLY BLACK CHARACTER IN THE STUPID RAPPING GAME I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR #COMPUTER!!!!!!

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aftermathing · 5 months

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The worst thing about suffering is that it still hurts when the danger is over but no one cares about it anymore because it shouldn't hurt. No one will ever say "I'm sorry that happened to you" especially when they barely say "I'm sorry that's happening."

#Okay to tb btw all the personal stuff is in the tags #Like. Not eating for a week because you couldn't get groceries hurts #and people will say 'oof sorry that's happening' but then #after you're able to get food no one will ever say 'I'm sorry that happened' even though you think about it and hurt from it constantly.#No one will ever say ':( that must have been so hard' because you're fine now right???? No psychological damage there?????#This example is stupid but I do think about it every time I feel hungry. I told people I wasn't able to get groceries #and there was no food in my house. And they said. Oof.#Instead of idk Oh God Are You Okay ??#No one cares when you've been abused your entire life and behave the way you do out of genuine terror because your brain is fucked forever #They don't say 'I'm sorry that happened it must have been really scary to turn you into Such An Asshole. I pity you like a dog :('#Speaking of man everyone loves fucked up abused terrified dogs and wants to be the one who makes them open up #And shows them that people can be good and kind and that touch doesn't have to hurt #But everyone is scared of fucked up abused terrified people #Humans are capable of harm even more than dogs and fear is understandable but.#Can you please call me good boy and shush me and tell me nothing's going to hurt me and let me curl up on your lap #And not hit me if I get scared and start to growl and feed me good and take me on walks and play with me #Even though I'm not very fun to play with and I'm still learning what's fun and what's mean and what's a toy and what's a hand #Plleeeaaase don't be jealous of a dog that doesn't eat good don't say 'tch he's so thin what am I doing wrong'#I want to eat good and grow and gain fat and be warm and be comfortable I don't want this #Don't say 'if abused dogs don't eat good then I don't deserve to either' no no no no eat good so you can take care of us both #Please please please I learned so many tricks to make people happy and call me smart but I don't actually know how to do anything I'm #Literally like such a stupid dog it takes me like one day of no one paying attention to me for me to become un-housebroken #I make a lot of mistakes even though I know better or I really should know better #And sometimes do things wrong on purpose to get attention either yelling or showing me how to do it right #But most of the time I genuinely don't know how to do stuff because I was never taught or I was taught and #My previous owners said 'this is how it is. It is this way because it is and it is forever. The answer is Because.'#'now quit asking repetitive questions before I pop you'#If I do something Because and not know the reason why I'm doing it that's not learning that's acting #Especially habits taught specifically to hurt me and not being allowed to question it or know why I'm being hurt #Oh my god I acted out so much when I was younger and all my friends were so disgusted and hurt by me and yelled at me every day

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