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You know you've got sleep inertia when you stab yourself and simply go 'ah. That's not good.'
#me vs an acovado pip#hey so turns out these incidents are so common they actually have a name for it#AVOCADO HAND
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were back on that zero expendable income groceries style i.e. im baking breads again and my job does mashed potatoes and theres always leftovers optional take home at close - ahem suffice to say, i just saved maximum recipes for potato breads, farls, lefse, you name it im there
#nothin lik e being poor to realize carbs is not hte enemy#i am so tired all the time haha#so nice to gaze at my avocado toast in the morning tho n be like those bastard those jerks this only cost me one dollar. if that.#the acovado is 77 cents#cheaper than canned beans *balk*#flour is like $6/5lb and yeast packets ~0.50per#water included in rent and salt doesnt count bc we buy in bulk!#i wanna get nicer flour though it all tastes like white tortillas ngl i need some more seeds or something#been teasing myself looking at fancy countertop mills and bulk grains to grind#someday#* canned beans running at $1.35 ...... aight son calm down u aint all that#im gonna buy a big tin of yeast so i dont have to keep using packets when i uhh have a spare ten dollars lol#maybe sometime next week?#well see
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And today in hebrew facts, some deranged slang Eser (literally means 10)- awesome, great
Pitzootz(explosion) - cool, awesome Ptzazot lagabot(Bombs to the eyebrows) -really cool, really awesome. Old slang tho Satoom(plugged, clogged) - (an) idiot Sachut(squeezed, as in for juice) - drained, tired Kvetch(crumple. as in the result of crumpling something up) - usually used for saying you generally feel unwell with nothing specifcially wrong Chaval al hazman(Shame on (your) time)- means either really cool and awesome, or really shitty and bad. judge by the tone Sof Haderech(end of the road) -really cool/awesome Al Hapanim(on the face) -bad, awful Chai B'seret(lives in a movie) - acting unrealisticly, having unrealistic expectations Jook ba-rosh(a cockroach in the head)- a crazy idea/a crazy opinion Kor Klavim(dog cold) - it's really cold out Be’shu’shu- doing something quietly or secretly behind the scenes without notifying anyone Laavod Shachor(working black)- working off the books, not paying taxes Beten Gav(stomach, back) - a time of relaxation, all you do is turning back and forth. mostly used for resorts/beach Boker tov Eliyahu (Good morning, Eliyahu)- you finally woke up, huh? Gilita et America (You discovered america)- Wow! Tell me something I don’t know. Ma ani, ez? (What am i, a goat?)- Protesting against unequal treatment or being invisible. Sometimes used ironically. Of mechubas( chicken that has been laundered)- bland chicken, sometimes borrowed for bland food overall Sof ha’olam smola(At the world's end, turn left) - the middle of nowhere Bo...(Come...)- you took it too far, you got carried away, this is absurd. either calling out a lie or pointing out an unreasonable behavior Kfotz li (Jump for me/to me) - fuck you i don't care what you think or something along those lines. Lenacker(to poke, like a woodpekcer)- to be really tried that your head bobs up and down Tzahov(yellow) - either gossip, or somenoe who does a lot more then what is expect of him, the latter meaning is purely in the army Paor(Gaped, gaper)- Someone in shock in a new enviorment, someone who hasn't adapted yet and doesn't know how things work Af Al Atzmo(flies on himself)- thinks he's a big shot, or really good/important, usually used in the context he's not Lemakbel(paralallelise) - to date several people at the same time until you choose who you like best Ma Haloz(what's the schedule?)- what are you doing? what is happening?? Ani Peepee(i'm pee)- i'm laughing so hard i'm almost peeing Ledafdef(flipping through pages)- telling someone to open a new page, usually a bit dismissive of the person's feelings yaziz(a fwb)- a combination of the word for not close friend and the word for fucking. Lila lavan(white night) - staying up all night Hofer(digger) - someone who talks a lot Tochen maim(milling water) - doing pointless work, having a pointless prolonged conversation Cus Ima Shelcha(your mom's pussy)- A curse word, pretty much equal to “fuck you”. Variants include “Your sister’s vagina”, “your grandmother’s vagina” and many more. i usually go "Your mom's and sister's pussy"
Zyin Ba'ayin(a dick in the eye)- Sort of like a general curse, like “fuck”, or to tell people off. Mashtin bakir(peeing against a wall)- calling someone a dog[derogatory] Mashehu mashehu(something something)- amazing, very good, extraordinary Tahoon(minced/ground)- very rich Rosh Cachol(blue head)- seeing everything in a sexual context. related is that porn movies are sometimes called 'blue movies' Yoshev al kotzim(sitting on spikes)- restless, full of energy, hyperactive Noladeta ba'otobus?(were you born on the bus?)- used when someone doesn't close the door behind them Ochel sratim(eating films/movies)- worried about a single thing, imagining various unlikely repercussions Mekalef avocado bachoshech(peeling acovados in the dark)- he's gay Achal ota(ate her/it)- When someone experiences an unlucky event. When someone is screwed. Matzav capit(Spoon stage)- When you laugh so hard suddenly everything becomes funny. even something like the word 'spoon' Safam Bar Mitzvah(Bar Mitzvah Mustache)- a shitty patchy mustache/facial hair, like a 13 yo boy trying to say he's grown up. Lo meaa(not 100)- something's off about him, he's dumb, he's confused Lo ha chips hachi crispy bakeara(not the crispiest fry in the bowl)- see Lo meaa Lo ha iparon hachi mechodad bakalmar(not the sharpest pencil in your pencilbag)- see Lo meaa Lo afoi ad hasof(not baked all the way)- see lo meaa Lo hakinder hachi beuno(not the most beuno kinder)- see Lo meaa Srita/sarut(scratched/a scratch)- a quirk, or if more serious: emotional scarring or trauma of some sort. sometimes used as 'scratched in the brain' Sak kemach(bag of flower)- a piggy back ride Para para(cow cow)- doing one thing at a time Lo (x) ve lo na'alaim(not X and not shoes)- Replying with extra emphasis that someone/something is not as it seems or that it won't happen Dati lefi da'ati(religious by my opinion)- someone who claims they're religious but breaks the laws of the religious often/doens't act like it
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doing a nicokado acovado where i get a woman pregnant 5 times and make years worth of videos and posts of me being a loser on the internet to trick everyone oh so devilishly!!!!!!!!!!
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i had a typo on my grocery list but i’m not going to lie “acovados” has a nice ring to it
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I said I’d do it at some point. Some potential menu items from various species, should you find an eatery in Geilla Bohln
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Erinaens
Grubs with herb and flower mix
Mixed greens and fruit wrap
White meat, mixed herbs, and insect mix in egg
Spiced seasonal fruit with or without honey
Almond-acovado butter with buyer choice accompaniments
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Osmosian
Fish-stuffed cheese
Cartilage-stuffed bread in chicken skin
Dried shrimp cakes
Marrow and vegetable stew
Pan-seared chicken with blooded porridge
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Perison
Roasted pumpkin and potato with pine and nasturtium
Rhubarb and summer squash stew with seed bun
Fried whole vegetables with citrus glaze
Potato bread with sauteed mixed greens
Roasted, dijon-glazed sunflower head
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Lenopan
Beef slow cooked in fruit juice blend
Whole roast fish with rice sheet
Complete, stuffed, chicken (braised or roasted)
Dumplings in gravy
Braised fish cake
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Acovado toast mmm
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German below 👇🏻. Give me all the greens 🥬😍. I felt like having one of my nutritious green plates again, of course with rice and some tahini 💚🙏. I want to provide my body with as much good foods as possible to support healing 🤧. I haven’t done a lot today and just tried to take it easy. Sometimes we have to listen to our bodies and except when it just needs rest, even if there are a million other things to do 😅. Are you able to really let go? Have a wonderful evening lovely people in my phone. Much love 💚 Conny. . Guten Abend ihr Lieben 😍. Ich hoffe ihr hattet einen schönen Tag? Ich bin immer noch krank geschrieben und habe mir deshalb zum Abendessen jede Menge Greens zubereitet, um Nährstoffe aufzutanken 💚. Ansonsten ist hier heute nicht viel passiert und ich bin alles langsam angegangen, auch wenn ich eigentlich 1000 Dinge zu tun hätte. Manchmal muss man einfach auf den Körper hören 🙏. Ich wünsche euch einen tollen und entspannten Abend 💖😊. • • • • • #greens #yummy #plantbasedpower #veganfood #veggies #veganrecipes #foodstagram #vegan #plantbased #realfood #eeeeeats #feedfeed #f52grams #veganworldshare #foodie #plantbasedfood #healthyfoodshare #recipes #dinner #acovado #vegangermany #veganbowls #whatveganseat #eatyourgreens #vegetarian #eathealthy #healthyfood #vegansofig #vegandinner https://www.instagram.com/p/Btl3R3Yhlx9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5yq805fwuyzy
#greens#yummy#plantbasedpower#veganfood#veggies#veganrecipes#foodstagram#vegan#plantbased#realfood#eeeeeats#feedfeed#f52grams#veganworldshare#foodie#plantbasedfood#healthyfoodshare#recipes#dinner#acovado#vegangermany#veganbowls#whatveganseat#eatyourgreens#vegetarian#eathealthy#healthyfood#vegansofig#vegandinner
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Handmade Breakfast#grapefruit #acovado #yoghurt #egg #breakfast (在 Hangzhou)
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#avacadoplushies #acovado https://www.instagram.com/p/CHWvV_CJbcs/?igshid=9meoljg6q9kt
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Guacamole!!
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1135. Avocado
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Chicken Taco Soup with Avocado Crema and Fried Tortilla
#soup#homecooking#chickensoup#dinner#taco#tacosoup#acovado#foodpic#foodie#food#yum#nomz#nom#delicious#delish#winterfood#mexicanfood
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acovado replied to your post “pass the happy!! when you get this, reply with 5 things that make you...”
i love it when you're sappy you big baby <3
stop calling me out like this 😤 😤
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Weekend adventures
Last Sunday I enjoy a little trip with my dad. We drove up to Wiesbaden to see Bebrich Castle and the big park behind it. It was a sunny but cold day since it snowed the other day. The paths were still covered with snow and ice, making it possible for me to slide along. A special thing about the park is, that parrots live there. Once you enter the park, you can hear them tweeting from tree to tree and if you are lucky, you even get to see them. After that, we went inside the Café of the Castle to warm up, which is where I had the best waffles ever. ^-^
We then continued our trip in Eltville, a small city on the river Rhine, where we took a walk along the promenade and had dinner. Back home my dad prepared a little snack with avocado and salmon and it was delicious. :3
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Avocado Pattern, available on a variety of products.
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