#AVOCADO HAND
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You know you've got sleep inertia when you stab yourself and simply go 'ah. That's not good.'
#me vs an acovado pip#hey so turns out these incidents are so common they actually have a name for it#AVOCADO HAND
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swinging from the handle instead of a grip over the spine, striking with the middle of the blade instead of the heel, i think this is how some people give themselves avocado hand (not her obviously, and we can't forget the absolutely deranged folks that use a full ice-pick grip)
"The trick is to murder it first!"
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https://wapo.st/4cjRQeQ
Avocado hand: How to avoid an injury so common that surgeons have a name for it
Click to see the article including a video. I've been cutting it like a chef (?) demonstrated on a tumblr video, and apparently that's a dangerous way. Don't hold it in your hand while you cut it! And don't use the knife to remove the pit! The injury stories are so scary. (I went to the emergency room for an unrelated food prep finger injury, so that made me react strongly to this article. Be safe and smart in the kitchen!)
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
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The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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by kunanets.art on TikTok
[Image ID: Four gifs showing paint being applied to paintings of different foods. Each gif has a different one, including bagels, avocado toast, blueberry pie, and lemon meringue pie. End ID]
#stim#fake food#paint#hand#blueberry#pie#lemon#yellow#blue#navy#brown#green#toast#avocado#bagel#gifs#my gifs#described
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Food themed lazy susans from grace.of.spades722 on tiktok!
#stimboard#moodboard#stim#stimblr#stim gifs#gifset#gif#fake food#visual stim#lazy susan#spinning#oreo#cookie#bagel#cinnamon roll#orange#lemon#fruit#breakfast#pizza#waffle#butter#strawberry#avocado#egg#fried egg#flower#hands#mystery machine
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PLEASE LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COMMISSION MY DEAR FRIEND GOT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY I’M LOSING MY MIND!!!😭🥺💚💘 THANK YOU CADENCE I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU @vampireflowerarts IT’S BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT SO MUCH😭♥️
#trolls#clay#avocado#vampireflowerarts#losing my goddamn mind ARGHH#trolls keeping me afloat during these dark times hahahaha#so thankful for all the beautiful people in my life thank you all i love you all#LOOK AT THEM IM CRYING😭 IM SO OBSESSED#cries so hard i throw up#seeing avo in this style is crazy she looks beautiful i cant believe this#AND CLAY IS SO CUTE I NEED TO RUN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR#THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Salmon Hand Rolls
#food#recipe#dinner#temaki#hand roll#salmon#fish#avocado#onions#rice#nori#lunch#sushi#gluten free#japanese
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clothing i want:
blade's puzzling investigation puzzlepiece shirt
garu's sliver of seasonal avocado cloth
#bonus: yakumo's idol shirt#but on the FLOOR while i cage him in from---#sorry. that's not what this is about.#i was just reminded of this post from the moon fest picture#where i was exposed to the intricacies of garu's shirt#because i couldn't zoom in on it during DIK. BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET GARU#NO HIGH DEFINITION AVOCADO FOR ME....#UNTIL NOW!!!#in fact i might just wear blade's shirt AND garu's at the same time#this is my preferred fashion. i have not chosen pants yet#whose pants will wow me enough to get me to steal them for my own use#wait. i hate pants. then all that's left is....#shorts and maid blade's skirt. is it a skirt? is it a dress?#fine. then shorts. thankfully garu is RIGHT THERE so *rubs hands conspiratorially*
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Just a little domestic
#my art#fanart#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run ovenbreak#dark choco cookie#avocado cookie#avodark#please ignore like. all of the flaws#I was so lazy#Her hand is way too small I just realized that way too late to want to fix it#And the shading is literally unfinished I just could not be bothered#Teehee#I love them so much...#They are in Love ...#Also Yes he is wearing her shirt teehee#I need everyone to know that the shirt says sleepycado
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☔️ for the fic ask game! 🧡 :D
☔️ Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it? from this ask game
okay this is a bit of a tricky one because I generally have many -- if not too many -- ideas just at all times. the main ones on the backburner atm are:
putting Ghost and Soap (from the Hit War Simulator Franchise Call of Duty: Modern Warfare) into F1 cars and making them go through the Horrors. partly because circumstance and Sr. Riley's A+ Parenting but mostly because of each other. I hate them. I miss them so bad. I have SO much angst planned for this AU and the prospects of getting characters from an entirely different (but still somehow kinda similar?) genre and like, translating their backstories to fit into a racing setting is SO interesting to me.
the big issue is that a) I wrote the plot draft when I was basically just getting into F1, I'd really want to work it over step by step now that I have more setting-specific knowledge and b) it would probably end up really fucking long and I'm not brave enough to start on it :(
the 2nd idea just collecting dust atm is a lot more. abstract atm? the main concept is to take Lando and Oscar and slap them into a world I came up with (and got so attached to) for an OC comic I want(ed) to make. it would be a sorta sci-fi post-apocalyptic setting, with a lot of Nerding Out about biology and the concept of bioluminescence (PLEASE look it up if you've never heard that word) and just like hand-wavey science slash magic things (not in the classical magic sense tho. more like a body horror sense.)
main issue is: I already HAVE a story I'd like to write for that universe, with the characters and their plotlines like intertwining with the setting and that's. a lot of (uneccesary?) effort to translate to other people/characters with different fandom-established motifs and personalites etc etc etc. but it would be a good excuse for me to write something in that universe again because MAN do I miss it. and the stories of my characters is... somewhat translateable to Landoscar. but in a lot of ways Really Not. happens when the plot is character driven innit 👍 big ol' maybe to this idea
#actually wrote a tiniest bit of like? character intro ig for the COD fic like a week ago and I opened the doc and reread and#FUCK I wanna write it SO BAD#it could go SO HARD. if I WROTE IT.#one of my friends (non-f1 at the time but that's since changed!) suggested I do like#media reporting slash DTS style intros/backstory/loredrops for them (mostly ghost because. yeah.)#and I'm highkey obsessed with that as a format#but I'd need structure it and make it work which sounds like WORK but it sounds FUN and#head in hands#also I think I tagged all the OC art I posted from the sci-fi thing under the tag:#Lapse in Fate#if anyone at all wants to look at any of it yk#n e ways yap session over ty for asking!!!#neb qna#f1#landoscar#ghostsoap#cod mwii#alto-the-avocado
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Oh guys, I have never shown you my gang? Look at my gang
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(The Hand is the newest member, of course!)
#The Avocado was the first one I bought with my own money!#Then the Rat and the Squid!#And then... The skeleton. Yall! I was so happy when I saw a bucnh of skeletons at one of the stores#It was durring Halloween but I gen did not expect for them to sell anything Halloween related#So anyway I bought him the moment I laid my eyes upon his skeletal figure#ANd now the Hand! Which was a gift <3
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#text#autismposting#stim#my gifs#stim toys#stim toy#marble maze stim#fabric stim#flannel stim#avocado stim#robot stim#clusters tw#up close#irl hands tw#pushing stim#examining#soft stim#texture stim#tactile stim#cute stim#fake food tw#fast tw#sensory aid#stim tool#stim tools#sensory aids#fidget toys#fidget toy#stimmy#sensory
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It worked!! We can hear the general’s thoughts!
Scattered Stars and Toppats - SSaT - Page 77
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#the henry stickmin collection#the henry stickmin collection au#charles calvin#rupert price#emma heart#general galeforce#ellie rose#henry stickmin#wolf#rhm#right hand man#thsc#asks#side note i know the point was for y'all to hear the avocado thing and tell charles#but finding so many asks about it made me giggle#so bad#scattered stars comic#scattered stars story
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