#AVOCADO HAND

[abandoned-as-mustard]

You know you've got sleep inertia when you stab yourself and simply go 'ah. That's not good.'

[stxalq]

swinging from the handle instead of a grip over the spine, striking with the middle of the blade instead of the heel, i think this is how some people give themselves avocado hand (not her obviously, and we can't forget the absolutely deranged folks that use a full ice-pick grip)

"The trick is to murder it first!"

[mydonkeyfeet]

https://wapo.st/4cjRQeQ

Avocado hand: How to avoid an injury so common that surgeons have a name for it

Click to see the article including a video. I've been cutting it like a chef (?) demonstrated on a tumblr video, and apparently that's a dangerous way. Don't hold it in your hand while you cut it! And don't use the knife to remove the pit! The injury stories are so scary. (I went to the emergency room for an unrelated food prep finger injury, so that made me react strongly to this article. Be safe and smart in the kitchen!)

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[uglyfruit]

me, desiring, via quilt

[its-stimsca]

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by kunanets.art on TikTok

[Image ID: Four gifs showing paint being applied to paintings of different foods. Each gif has a different one, including bagels, avocado toast, blueberry pie, and lemon meringue pie. End ID]

[gummi-stims]

Food themed lazy susans from grace.of.spades722 on tiktok!

[ilonacho]

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COMMISSION MY DEAR FRIEND GOT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY I’M LOSING MY MIND!!!😭🥺💚💘 THANK YOU CADENCE I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU @vampireflowerarts IT’S BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT SO MUCH😭♥️

[fattributes]

Salmon Hand Rolls

[fisheito]

clothing i want:

blade's puzzling investigation puzzlepiece shirt

garu's sliver of seasonal avocado cloth

[ministerofchaosabsolute]

Just a little domestic

[0xeyedaisy]

Oh guys, I have never shown you my gang? Look at my gang

(The Hand is the newest member, of course!)

[thsc-scattered-stars]

It worked!! We can hear the general’s thoughts!

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[garfieldstim]

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[moonstims]

crk stimboard #12: avocado cookie !! requested by no one !!

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[safety-writes-noms]

Why is a minor even on tumblr. This is not a great place for a kid to be on, considering you can get dms and so on

if it makes you feel better I don’t respond to anything :p. And I’ve got a nice shiny block button that I use liberally and happily!! Oh, and filtered tags, can’t forget those. Also. There’s… a fuck ton of minors on tumblr so uh. Beats me. I’m here for the chips and dip