#acessible

[levymcgarden55]

[ID: 3 images of text from scripts.

1: Macduff, "Your royal father's been murder'd. Malcolm, "O, by whom?"

2: "So fast they follow; your sister's drown'd, Laertes.” Laertes, "Drown'd! O, where?"

3: Brutus, "No man bears sorrow better. Portia is dead." Cassius, "Ha! Portia!”]

shakespeare characters having weird reactions to deaths: macbeth / hamlet / julius caesar

[alexturntable]

"Hello, maaate!" - Mexican GP Full Access

[1980s-slasher-film]

Accommodations are not special, they’re not a leg up, they’re not a benefit. They’re not putting anyone ahead in the race, nor are they taking anything away from others.

They exist to put us on a level playing ground to everyone else, and nothing more.

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

[Image IDs:

Post from Michael Gold: "Kevin McCarthy has been staring at his phone for much of the fifth vote. But just before his time to vote, he took a very large, dramatic sigh, then voted for himself for the fifth time."

Part of transcript: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-GA): "This is not about prom king. This is not about a pastor. This is about electing a person to sit in the speaker chair so that we can all get to work."

Post from Annie Karni: "I'm in the speaker's lobby peering into the chamber, and I can see a Republican member who is doing some shoe shopping on their phone."

Headline from CNN (credited to Sam Fossum): Biden says standoff on House floor is "embarrassing"

Part of New York Times article (credited to Haiyun Jiang): "Representative Kat Cammack, Republican of Florida, nominated by McCarthy but was repeatedly disrupted by Democrats who took offense to her speech, which accused them of lacking sportsmanship and bringing alcohol and popcorn to the vote series." Picture of Kat Cammack speaking from behind a lecture as the people behind her are in various states of boredom.

Post from Michael Gold: "At one point, Kat Cammack rhetorically asked Republicans, "Are we the party of Reagan?" A chorus of Democrats called back, "No.""

Text (unknown source): As Pelosi watches with disdain, McCarthy moves from nemesis to something sadder.

Post from Michael Gold: "We're going directly into an eighth vote - there's a Hanukkah joke that I won't bother to make because it will be edited out - and it's Brian Mast of Florida's turn to nominate McCarthy."

Part of unknown article: Photograph of several representatives, with one yawning, captioned "Collective boredom has set in in the House chamber."

Post from Michael Gold: "Dan Bishop said the House had an opportunity to elect the first Black speaker yesterday, referring to Byron Donalds. A chorus of Democrats rose and started to chant "Hakeem," since he just as easily could have been talking about Jeffries, whom Democrats have been consistently united behind for two days. "

Post from Michael Gold: "Matt Gaetz again casts his vote for Trump."

Part of transcript, timestamped at 13:50: Ninth vote confirmed. No surprise there then - McCarthy loses for a ninth time. Here we go again...

Text: Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi spent part of her first days as a humble rank-and-file member conspicuously reading a New Yorker article on the House floor, titled "What Kevin McCarthy Will Do to Gain Power," as she watched her would-be successor struggle through nine unsuccessful floor votes in an attempt to claim her old job.

Post from Michael Gold: "Lauren Boebert, who has been consistently voting for people who are not McCarthy, cast her vote for Kevin Hern of Oklahoma. She teased that she was voting for a "Kevin," then read off a long list of Hern's achievements, before telling us her vote." Picture of Lauren Boebert speaking, with people around here in various states of disgruntlement at having been stuck here for so long.

Text: I've counted at least five iPads, and three novels in the hands of politicians - tools to help pass the time. Democrat Larry Nadler appears to be so engrossed with a large paperback volume he has not bothered to look up through dozens of ballots and several loud rounds of applause.

Post from Maggie Astor: "It's official: With a 10th vote guaranteed, this is no longer the most protracted speaker election since 1923. It is the most protracted speaker election since 1859". A blurry picture of the House, with all of the members blurry but visibly feeling the effects of the process. The photo is credited to Haiyun Jiang/New York Times.

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Kevin McCarthy losing four five six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023's boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that's beautiful

[cepheusgalaxy]

Image descriptions tips & tuts masterpost

[Plain text: Image descriptions tips & tuts masterpost /end PT.] (Tuts is my short for "tutorials" btw)

For when you want to make IDs but don't know how!

Formatting your image descriptions

Image descriptions tutorial

General guide

Describing memes

More detail isn't always better

More tips on describing images (including art)

Yet more little tips

Starting out with your image descriptions

The job of an image description + tips

How to *keep* doing IDs (from someone who does a fuckton)

Friendly reminder

Easy image descriptions to do for begginers

(Edit: added by @anistarrose:)

How to get help writing IDs if you can't make them yourself

IDs for screenshoted tags

Visually impaired person talks about IDs versus ALT text

Why longer is oftentimes not better. At all.

Extra tip from Angel: Tagging your posts as "described" or "undescribed" might help people who need the IDs to filter inacessible posts out if their dash.

[Image description: The "let's take ibuprofen together" meme, edited to say "let's make tumblr more acessible together". /end ID.]

Note: If you have any good posts to add reblog them or send them to me and I'll add them to the original post 💪

[youtube-arc]

This is literally canon lmaooo

Images alone down below

and pngs if someone wants idk

I'm kinda proud of the current 34 one lmao

[nocsa]

So my joints hate my (yay hypermobility!) So I just spent 2 hours creating an embroidery design that I'm gonna slap on some fabric, to make into cushions, to prop my joints up while I sleep so I don't dislocate anything!

Still gotta test it out and everything, but once I do, I'm planning on putting it up on my Ko-Fi if you guys wanna stitch out some OUCH things on your own

Ko-Fi

[levymcgarden55]

[id: a gif of a swat team storming a building. One of them shatters a vase against a wall and does a little victory dance. Another breaks through the roof, flails while rappelling down, and goes backwards over a table.]

we're getting reports of a bisexual

[wikihowhowtoexist]

A bit dookie but it's ok because I'm experimenting:]

[r26yz]

[asmogorna]

MARIO CONTE REBLOGGED A STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE POST ON HIS ANCIENT TUMBLR ACC BACK IN LIKE 2012. WILL WOOD AND STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE OFFICIALLY HAVE A CONNECTION I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF

Everyone is always connected

[loveisunison]

I'm so crazy about Mana guys you have no idea. Sharing these screenshots if anyone needs them

[ethan-acfan]

It's my headcanon that while Desmond was at the farm, he was the best at free running and target practice. Like freakishly good at climbing and running on stuff. Also, he could hit a bullseye on a moving target while sprinting from 100 meters away. But he absolutely sucked at everything else.

[frankiensteinsmonster]

Hi internet, I think every business should keep it bathrooms open until closing, every business should Have bathrooms, and if there is not bathrooms open to the public- there are no "employees/customers only" bathrooms either. (They can have them, but not until the community is taken care of.)

People have stomach problems and bowel issues, people need to throw up sometimes, Toxic Shock Syndrome is a thing and so is a pad used a few hours past what's practical, incontinence is a thing and so is urgency and little kids always need to go NOW and sometimes you also have just been Holding It for too long and you Also need to go NOW. Also also, some people don't even have a home let alone a private bathroom.

Why aren't we being taken care of??

(this post is about being sympathetic to your fellow humans and acknowledging the needs of physically disabled, young, old, and unhoused people.

Do NOT derail to talk about how inconvenient you think drug users are. I can already see the thought crossing people's minds. I do not care. I'm sure they'd rather not be doing drugs in your bathroom as much as you'd rather they didn't.)

[pandorastower]

Art from acess

[alexturntable]

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