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[id: a tweet by @/PleaseBeGneiss that reads “they should make halloween a 4-day weekend instead of thanksgiving. less time with family more time with satan”]

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[id: “my year in review” with icons of tumblr things; crabs, reblog button, the Pikachu man, etc]

I posted 1,332 times in 2022

That's 531 more posts than 2021!

29 posts created (2%)

1,303 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@extreme-technicality

@caprisun-wizard

@seolhyuk

@ninja-kitty-more-like-no

@magniloquentmermaid

I tagged 1,192 of my posts in 2022

Only 11% of my posts had no tags

#accessible - 685 posts

#my ids - 314 posts

#inaccessible - 111 posts

#fanart - 91 posts

#food - 84 posts

#mental health - 81 posts

#op pls paste my id into your post. no readmores/alt/small/bold/colored text etc. feel free to fix any mistakes. credit is nice but optional. - 75 posts

#aesthetic - 61 posts

#lmao - 50 posts

#ty for the id!!! - 47 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#queer people! yelling that they didn’t ‘’’approve’’’ of our pronouns! like abusing us is going to magically make the cishets approve of them

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

I’m on my second Casey McQuiston novel and the protagonists really do go

Wow my friend is so hot. They keep sending me love songs and saying they want to see me. They’re gay and I’m the most useless bisexual, and they pinned me to the wall and kissed me and all but what if they don’t actually like me?

Somebody else says they look at me with undisguised eroticism & love but I think it’s an exaggeration. I think about my friend so much that it’s fucking with my ability to complete basic tasks. Last week they told me they couldn’t live without me but it’s probably platonic.

I dreamt about us making love. My friend sent me another message saying they are longing for my touch and GOD me too. I’d tell them I love them but what if they don’t return my feelings?

They kissed me passionately again and it had such incredible homoerotic tension but I was probably misreading the situation. They’re the most exquisite creature I’ve ever seen & I can’t stop thinking about their lips. They said that I—

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[id: a graphic titled: mindset shifts for imposter syndrome

“This is probably wrong” becomes “if this is wrong I can try again”

“Someone else should do this” becomes “I am qualified to do brain surgery”

“I got this far by accident” becomes “I was destined to ride my electric unicycle into this operating room”

“I’m a fraud” becomes “I dropped his brain ‘cause I’m Hangry” /end ID]

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[id: the front of a business card, which is a blurry picture of Bigfoot saying “I believe in Kim!” The back of the card reads “trustworthy. Local. Kim [censored] [censored phone number]” end ID]

hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?

a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:

apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.

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[ID: six photographs of different crudely made easter lamb cakes. The frosting seems haphazardly applied on many. All have eyes and noses made of either candy or berries, and they’re either too big or too small for the face.]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

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[id: several images of Jessie studying, which is reminiscent of the lofi girl. There’s a bulbasaur flower pot with a succulent in it, a computer, and a notebook, among other small knickknacks. A hoot-hoot owl on the wall shows time going by.

In the succession of images Jessie is writing in her notebook, then being kissed by Delia, quizzed by ash who is holding notecards, watching out the window as james flies a pikachu kite while meowth and pikachu run behind him, then tenderly holding pikachu on her lap, and finally asleep at her desk as a begrudging Mr. Mime puts a blanket over her.]

Jessie studies hard for her pokemon medical license exams.

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[id: two images. The first is a screenshot from Twitter user @/stejormur.bsky.social

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir - "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" - doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin as a detective, his feet up on his desk: “Yeah, that's me, tracer bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a walop and I pack a revolver.”

Text that reads: These are some of the coolest lines ever written and they're for a newspaper comic parody

“Introduced the goon to a friend who's very close to my heart. Just a little down and left, to be specific.” (Calvin pulls out a gun) My friend is an eloquent speaker. He made three profound arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philosophical.” (Calvin shooting the gun) end id]

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[id: a tweet by @/thailandexotic that reads, “in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition”]

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[vd: clips of Uni the tuxedo cat overlaid on various snippets of super Mario galaxy gameplay. These include Uni smacking an enemy and defeating them, being spooked by a boo, jumping over a tiny gap in a river, and then in a bee costume on a honeycomb floor. End vd]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

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[id: 4 screenshots of tags:

“human rules is you can go nuts show nuts but so can everyone else”

“demon rules are "l’if you break the rules you will also be severely fucked over BUT we do love a good loophole around here ngl’ #just fae+angel rules”

“breaking celestial rules has a consequence for the world, while breaking machine rules has a consequence for the individual, but fae rules have no consequences except for partaaaaaaaay”

“The writer: you make the rules but they have to make sense”]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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[id: a 16 panel comic in a simplistic line style.

Vampire 1, waking along a street: “February is a melancholy time of year for me. The days are getting noticeably longer. The creeping inescapable dread of unending summer sun.” (They sit on a porch and their speech bubble is a tangle.)

Vampire 2 & 3 appear. Vampire 2: “we know you've been feeling kind of bad lately and it is Valentine’s Day. I thought Valentine’s Day celebrated when emperor Claudius had that troublemaker Valentinus executed. But apparently it’s about love.” Vampire 3: “yes Quintus. It also celebrates chocolate. But we can't eat that. And blood is way better. Anyway we made you a valentine to dispel your doldrums.”

Vampire 1: “oh, thank you.” They look at a card with a heart on the front. It reads “happy Valentine’s Day” with a drawing of all three vampires together. “Best friends forever! We love you almost as much as we love blood! Blood is red, a pale corpse is blue, blood is also sweet, and so are you”

Vampire 1: “this is so sweet. Sorry I haven’t been my delightful impish self lately.” Vampire 2 & 3 hug 1, who is looking better. 2: “we understand. Being a kid is hard, so is being a vampire.” 3: “We can’t be charming scamps all the time.” 2: “remember when I didn’t leave my coffin for the entire 19th century? you spoon fed me blood!” 1: “yes.”

3: “you always cheer me up when I'm sad or get burnt by the sun.” 2: “You're our best friend and we love you.” 3: “Now let’s find some valentine's day blood.” 2: “Or we can stay in and have a valentine's day mope session.” 3: “Whatever we've got you're back for eternity!” 1: “Valentine's day blood sounds pretty good.” No matter how melancholic I feel I love my friends and they love me. And we all love drinking blood.]

Happy Valentine’s day everyone!

[levymcgarden55]

[id: fake screenshots of Mega man battle network. Dr. Hikari is speaking to Lan via text boxes that only allow for about 10 words each, but together they read: "Yeah, and that's my third Nobel Prize for computer science, but this is the real crown jewel of my awards cabinet: The "Ace Attorney” fandom award for best debut fanfiction, which I won for my 60,000 word epic centering on the romantic relationship between Detective Dick Gumshoe and Polly the Parrot, which I entitled "Birds of a Feather”. Originally, no physical award was planned, but the organizers fashioned me this one out of a children’s soccer trophy bought at a thrift store for 3 dollars.

Unfortunately, this put the event well in excess of its 10 dollar budget, and the society shut down soon after. This greatly hindered my plans to write a follow-up, which was going to be a crossover between Ace Attorney and the real-life history of the Russian Orthodox Church, centered on the burgeoning romance between Gregory Edgeworth and Grigori Rasputin, which I planned to call “A Tale of Two Gregories.”

Lan: … … I find it utterly impossible to tell when you’re actually describing your life and when you’re just messing with me, Dad. /end id]

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[id: hands holding a photograph of Todd Howard that’s been labeled “don’t believe his lies”]

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

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[id: a photograph of a husky staring intently and unnervingly at an electric portable lamp]

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[id: a conversation between two simplistic figures. 1: “I keep having these horrible thoughts. I think I might be a bad person.” 2: “how very christian of you.” 1: “what is?” 2: “thinking that your thoughts alone make you a good or bad person. Just don’t act on them and you’re fine.”]

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[id: art of a nervous looking upright sphynx cat in a cave lit by torches. They have big blue eyes, and wear a gold necklace that looks heavy and a shawl or poncho of green and orange covers their torso. They're barefoot and wielding a two handed axe.]

bingus khajiit

bingus of the dungeons