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Everyone, say hi to the Menace (right) and the Violence (left). They figured out how to climb over the pet gate the first day, and I have had to turn to elaborate means to keep them from escaping/generally getting into places they shouldn't (hence the carboard duct taped to my washer). When it comes to food, they are very well mannered; we haven't had a single out-of-the-litter-box accident (though we do like to play with the litter and are learning not to play while the other is using it); and they (mostly) play very nicely; we had our nails clipped on day three (!!) and while squirmy, did not lash out.
You are not imagining things, Violet (aka Vi aka Violence) is substantially smaller than her sister Vonnabelle (aka Vonnie aka Menace), even when not accounting for Vonnie being closer to the camera.
Vonnie got car sick on the car ride home (all over herself and Vi and didn't fully recover until about thirty minutes later) and Vi has extra toes on her front paws that she uses kind of like thumbs (they both have extra toes on all four paws, but only Vi has 'functional' 'thumbs').
#ace of books exists#Husband got his cuddle bug#and i got my adventure cat#we currently can not take one out of the laundry room without the other crying#not totally sure when we're going to open the rest of the house to them#we're working on establishing routine and adjusting to the noises Husband and i and the house make#it's somehow easier to talk about Ashley now that we have them here#i am sometimes hit by waves of guilt as if it's somehow wrong for me to be excited about the kittens
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As an aroace I engage with romance and sex from a fantasy-level type of distance in the way that whenever I remember that people in real life actually want to touch each other's genitals I get the same wave of "hold the fuck up" that I would get if someone reminded me dragons exist.
#what do you mean you want to swap saliva???#that only exists in books rachel#ace#aro#asexual#aromantic#asexuality#aromanticism#aroace#aspec
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They like sleeping here??
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YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS
YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!
seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT
(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)
#art#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 10 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 10 spoilers#omg they're real#hey twst as long as you're pandering directly to me#che'nya card for riddle's chapter??????#it's not going to happen. but. WHAT IF#anyway i suppose they could get this one out a bit faster since the tweel sprites already exist#let's hope for a non-ob octozul cameo too! 🤞#as much as i want to see him though i do think it would be extremely funny if his dream were just#everything's the same in the coral sea except he's in human form the entire time#no real reason he just feels like it#chapter 10 though! the hype!#floyd is one of the characters i can't even begin to imagine what his dream might be#(the other one is ace) (i got a couple theories for him but floyd i just have NO idea)#i know it might just be for the diptych but i am VERY intrigued by the implication that the twins might be having the same dream#they're both dreaming about the time they teamed up to ruin some couple's cute rowboat date#and you know what. i believe it.
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[sexting] no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
#this exact post exists for anatomy btw but other incredible paragraphs about haunted houses deserve their own imo#the haunting of hill house#i should have snagged someone to read this book w me bc currently i'm just going insane on my own#when the mimetic crisis hits the haunted house book..... ooh boy#hill house#ace txt
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there are enough queer books in the world that some are even Good! you don’t have to read something just because it’s queer. Sturgeon’s Law still applies. Many queer books are bad.
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The girls were playing with the rug this morning
We're all going through a pretty tough time today...
So here's some pictures of my cats. I hope they help. Remember the small joys in life today.
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Hello Cherry Valance (made with this)
#I plan on making others too but tomorrow#originally it was just gonna be Cherry then I thought I might as well make Marcia too#then I realized I could also make Bev from the musical#and Then while trying to find references I remembered all the musical swings have their own costume and now I might do those too#and Then I remembered Ace exists and just now I remembered all the non-appearing greaser girls but we’ll see if I can commit that far#it’s a bit rough cause this game is mostly modern pieces but that’s okay we work around it#my strategy is to obey the book descriptions and patch in any missing details with the musical#og#undescribed#the outsiders#cherry valance#the outsiders musical#<- not technically but I took the pattern + colour of her swimsuit from the musical#my dolls
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2024 reads / storygraph
Looking for Love in All the Haunted Places
contemporary romance with a light paranormal mystery
follows a woman with ESP who gets onto a reality tv show where she has to stay in a mysterious house and document her stay - and every previous occupant has only lasted three days - and she’s determined to figure out what’s going on and get her abilities taken seriously
she’s quickly drawn to a man working on the show, and they begin a relationship - and she gets caught between him (and his cute 10yo daughter) and the house and her career goals
Black ace MC
#Looking for Love in All the Haunted Places#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#asexual books#this is okay! obviously not my kind of book - I rarely read (m/f) adult romance#and I’m always gonna want more of the speculative element lol.#I didn’t super care about the characters - other than the short middle section with Georgia I didn’t really feel her getting to know anyone#She and Maverick are just sort of immediately into each other and the one attempt to keep them apart was a bit silly#- I didn’t feel much development between them.#They’ve known each other for 3 weeks and the idea that (because of work thing) they won’t be able to see each other#for a couple of weeks is some kind of dealbreaker? what? that conflict didn’t really make sense to me.#he sentient house thing was kinda interesting but also after all that the plot seemed easily revolved in the epilogue.#The kid is cute. the cat is cute - though felt like an odd side plot#I thought the exploration of the MC’s asexuality was done well! She talks about her experiences in a way that feels personal to her.#Even if it’s not super for me- I appreciate the existence of a low-conflict Black ace romance.
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I've been having "episodes" with my heart all week, but we're going to watch as it behaves for the next two weeks while I have my fancy heart monitor on.
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I love that, since I've avoided One Piece for literal years, I've never had anything spoiled for me. I wasn't interested in it when I was younger & buying Shōnen Jump at the store, so I just. Didn't read the chapters. Anything major that's occurred in the manga until the latest two chapters?? I don't fuckin know.
I'm blind.
I dunno what happens to Ace. Who the fuck is Law? I just met Doflamingo & I love him already. Robin is a mood.
All I know is that I love the Straw Hats, Ace is a funky big brother, I want more of Shanks & his crew, and that Impel Down will hurt me for some reason (and we get ponytail buggy there).
How fun is that?? I'm so happy.
#one piece#straw hat pirates#portgas d ace#trafalgar law#nico robin#kanon reads one piece#the art style bugged me for YEARS which is why I avoided it up until this point#but I got catapulted back into my love of pirates bc im writing a pirate book so this was unavoidable#coming from the person who has had PotC as a hyperfixation since I was literally 8 years old#i genuinely wanted to be a pirate like elizabeth swann when i was a kid until i learned that they dont exist anymore#and i was so heartbroken#sighs
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so fucking sick of the constant misgendering. it's exhausting. even from fellow queer people??????? who know me?????????? HELLO?????????????
#sorry i don't fit ur idea of queer but can u still show some basic respect & decency#pre-covering my hair i was constantly seen as non-binary or as a man or as intersex#and now??????? no matter what#i get referred to as a woman#by the same fucking people!!!!!! preaching “clothing has no gender”#ARE U SURE?????? CAUSE UR SURE AS HELL NOT TREATING ME LIKE I EXIST OUTSIDE MY CLOTHING CJOICES#most days i try to make myself not care but lately i've been realizing just how much i want to die because of how people perceive me#i don't want to change myself#but it's suffocating me#nobody sees me for who i really am except for spouse#and i am so so grateful for them#but when every single other interaction is just#so fucking transphobic and intersexist#i just want to curl up and die#changing the way i dress makes me want to die#getting misgendered for the way i dress makes me want to die#not having a place in the queer community makes me want to die#do u know how hard it is to be disabled intersex queer with DID which means constantly shifting identity#i'm lesbian im gay im trans both ways im ace im hypersexual im aromatic im poly it's EVRRUTHING#and so i fit nowhere#because i don't fit the mold :/#when i say queer in every way i mean it#and there's no real solution outside of finding community that accepts me and i cant even manage to get far enough into one#to even consider bringing up DID & the complexities it adds#cause y'all see someone in a modest dress & head scarf and go WOMAN#or see wheelchair and look the other way or continue booking in inaccessible places or not wearing a fucking mask#or don't want to be seen with someone visibly mentally ill#like..... i cant win. the only way i can get respect from my OWN FUXKJNG COMMUNITY is to change everything about myself#i'm so fucking over it#happy pride month ig
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Me as a gay little tweeny bopper: Oh, Murtagh is so dreamy and tragic~
me now: the urgals would treat me right. someone let me in to the fucked up little mountain range i want to get railed
#guess who remembered the inheritence cycle existed at like 12am this morning#i want one of those fuckers to bite me#to be clear#pin me to the wall with their fuckin horns while we make out sloppy style#am i a twink? no. not at fucking all. would i be a twink to an urgal? you fuckin BETCHA. would i enjoy it? yes. yes i fucking would#this isn't just urgal dudes either im an equal opportunity bi disaster. hot tall urgal lady blease take me away#“but ploncc aren't you ace” yeah and i want to get fucked by an urgal while being ace. what about it#the inheritance cycle#i haven't read these books in like a decade jesus fuck#wait hold on#wait hold on a minute#its been ten years since the last book came out???#wait fuck me its been OVER ten years since the last book came out#h o w#how was 2011 over ten years ago#gROSS#ok back to thinkin bout urgals
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This ace is begging people to be consistent about ship vs. duo / romantic vs. platonic pairing names.
#desert duo is platonic. the ship name is scarian#'renchanting' is platonic. y'all have the cleverest ship name ever in 'treebark'. use it.#some duo names are ambiguous -- like team rancher or even desert duo now that we're 3 years into it#but if you mean solidaritek then say it#ship and let ship in my book but this ace in space is very tired of ship content in tags that either#a) exist to provide a platonic alternative to the ship name or#b) existed first and people said oh we should come up with a ship name for them too#grumpy rant. sorry
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Im right
#debated erasing the second book entirely#until i remembered dgs existed#so yeah#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#aai2#aai2 spoilers#dane gustavia#isaac dover
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@jonmartinweek 2023: Day #4: Ace day!!!
Happy Asexuality Day, Jon!! Happy Asexuality Day, fellow aces!!!
International Asexuality Day: Jon-only
Day 3: Victorian times // Confessions
Day 2: Monsters // Office romance
Day 1: Scars // First day in the safehouse
#jonmartinweek 2023#jmartweek23aceday#ace day#jmart#asexuality#jonmartin#tma#fun fact: i started calling myself asexual when I was 12#i didn't know the term actually existed#i just knew that the a- prefix meant “not”#and i looked at all the kids around me already into snogging and giggling about sex#(which i'd been reading about since I was like 7)#and went 'mm no thanks'#so i called myself asexual with no idea that was a thing#and no idea there were other asexuals#i knew i was weird but i just shrugged and accepted it#and then didn't date until my late 20s lmao#what could sex give me that friends and travel and books couldn't?#was my thought through my teens and 20s#and i loved jon so much already#finding out he was ace was like#holy cannoli?! he's a neat fun quirky interesting disaster nerd#in a cool funky horror story#WHO IS ALLOWED TO BE ACE?#and i knew i would love him with my entire soul for my entire life#anyway there's teddy's ace story that nobody asked for#the magnus archives#tma fanart#teaholding#teddy draws
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