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Car accents 🐈😺

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Perfectly timed wedding photo

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The colors of Rise of the Guardians

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Sending out this beauty tomorrow.

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I love your Mike Crew design so much I'm very gay about it that is all

Glad you like him! Here he is in a butterfly inspired outfit as a witch. It's a whole thing... I really should draw him more huh.

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got so pissed off at a drawing for not turning out the way I wanted it to that I compulsively took my shirt and pants off as if it’d somehow help me draw better

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i keep trying to reread wyrd sisters but i can't get further than this cause every time i see it i have to turn my phone off and close my eyes for twenty minutes.....this is SO funny. you just know there's a little recipe book in goodie maysherestinpeace whemper's old cottage with an entry that says RECIPE FOR HOT LEAD BONES: step one you get some lead step two you put it in their bones

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an atheist tied to a cross being saved by a god and becoming his right-hand man is very poetic ngl

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AI really has made people forget sometimes people just do whacky art like that

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ROMEO + JULIET (1996) + IMDb Trivia

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The story lines at the beginning of Sense8 for each character are honestly insane…

Nomi - trapped in the hospital against her will with a potential brain condition and her transphobic family

Riley - witnessed a drug robbery and then watches people get shot as she’s being tortured by previously robbed drug dealer

Capheus - trying to fight the local mafia so that he can afford AIDS drugs for his mom

Sun - being forced by her family to take the fall for her brothers illegal actions and sent to prison

Lito - hiding his gayness from the public because if they found out he would lose everything in his life

Kala - culturally pushed into a relationship she does not want to be in with an in-law family that does not respect her or her religion

Wolfgang - fighting against the criminals he was raised with and trying to show them he is better than them and the father that beat him

Will - is a cop

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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Christmas sardines

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oh our petty zoro LOVED hearing that

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Cinderella rewrite where Cinderella’s father is an unusually successful fisherman due to his secret friendships with the shy and mysterious mermaids, successful enough to attract a moderately wealthy and ambitious bride with two daughters. Once he dies, her stepmother, determined to make sure her daughters inherit the fishing business as dowries by marrying before Cinderella, forbids her from going out on the fishing boats or into town and makes sure she spends as much of her time as possible doing drudgework, hauling offal and cleaning fish. When the Prince’s ball comes around, an important occasion for young women to make good connections, the stepmother forbids her from going, telling her that she needs to get the latest salmon catch gutted and ready for sale instead.

Cinderella’s mermaid godmother calls upon her people to clean the fish and gifts her a dress and shoes of shimmering fish scales that wreathe her in rainbows under the moonlight. She makes an impression on the Prince at the ball so strong that he immediately falls in love with her, and when she’s forced to flee before her stepmother notices her (no masquerade mask or dancing rainbows will disguise her from her own family at close range), the Prince is left with only a delicate fish leather slipper left on the front steps to try to find her again.

He goes around the houses, seeking the owner of the slipper, but Cinderella is once again working in the fish sheds. He stepmother, desperate and determined and having found Cinderella’s other shoe that very morning, realises what has happened and takes a knife to the feet of her prettiest daughter, telling the prince that she suffered an injury that very morning but those are definitely her shoes, see, here’s the other one, and they still fit.

The daughter is pretty and witty and charming, and while the Prince doesn’t feel the same spark and instant sense of connection that he did at the party, he reasons that she’s overwhelmed and in pain and once she’s healed, all will be well. There are no birds to whisper of blood in the shoe – the Prince has seen the bandaged feet already – and the daughter slips on the shoes (the only shoes she has that will fit her, now,) and accompanies him to the palace.

But the stepmother is no doctor, and by the time the Prince gets her to the palace doctors, it’s too late – his beloved has contracted an infection in her feet from the shoe leather, made unclean in its travels. She will survive – it is an infection of a common filth of fish and birds, one that the doctors have potions for for the occasions where dangerously cooked food causes outbreaks – but in her raving, she confesses the whole scheme to the Prince who, furious, returns to the village to find the girl he truly fell in love with, the girl hidden from him.

“Oh, yeah, the fish cleaner,” the villagers shrug. “We don’t see her around very much, she’s probably in the sheds. Her family calls her Salmonella.”