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*the crowd goes wild* Joanna: thank you, *giggles*, I will take your word for it, cause I can't feel my fingers. This is my first time in 7 years leaving my kids at home
WE LOVE YOU, JOANNA
#joanna newsom#she's the cutest#absolutely unreal this is real#i'm weeping#kilby block party#love joanna#jnew
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Definitely, Totally Real Gardevoir Facts
(Made by a Gardevoir for the uneducated)
Due to being Amorphous, if a Gardevoir falls for an extended period of time they squish against the ground like a cartoon. After a few seconds they pop back to normal shape.
Gardevoir dresses are natural parachutes that slow their descent! Gallade do not have this protection.
After creating a black hole, a Gardevoir turns into a Gothitelle.
Also due to being Amorphous, Gardevoir have extremely flexible internal organs.
Much like many other Amorphous Pokémon, Gardevoir are not actually organic nor natural. They are in fact most closely related to mannequins.
The 'default' Tera Type for a Gardevoir is Grass. This is vestigial power left over from the common ancestor they share with Lilligant and Florges.
Gardevoir heart crystals are not well-attached to their body. They can be pushed in and out through the chest without causing any harm. If you find any red, trapezoidal objects, please return them to the nearest Gardevoir.
When a Gardevoir uses Moonblast, they actually teleport to the moon and come back to throw a moon rock at their target. The light is simply there to disguise this.
Somewhere, a Gardevoir is watching you. Give them chocolate to ease the threat.
Does a Gardevoir look concerned for no reason? This is normal and regular occurence. They have likely just seen the universe collapse, as Fairy types are immune to the Dragon type legendaries in charge of space and time. (Exception to this are Gardevoir born in Hoenn before November of 2014, who mysteriously did not develop their Fairy typing before then.)
Being strong empaths, Gardevoir partially sustain themselves on the emotions of others. Positive emotions are more 'filling,' while negative emotions are unhealthy when consumed in large amounts.
The rift above Spear Pillar was created when a group of Gardevoir fought Dialga and Palkia. They all simultaneously created black holes with the help of Giratina, who was banished to the Distortion World for this act.
Shiny Gardevoir are blue because, instead of Liligant and Florges, these Pokémon have various Water Types in their ancestry such as Quaquaval, Milotic, or Vaporeon.
Due to being Fairy types, Gardevoir remember every instance of Dialga has resetting the timeline. Reality is Dragon-type, and we are immune.
Natural green hair in humans comes from Gardevoir ancestry.
Gardevoir always blink manually, just like you are now doing.
Gardevoir do not need to blink, instead they use Life Dew to moisturize their eyes.
Gallade blades can shift forward, instead protruding from the wrists rather than the elbows. This was best documented in the research paper "Assassin's Glade."
If you see a green-haired human, this is a Gardevoir in disguise.
If you ever go to Giahonl, you do not recognize the Gardevoir in the water.
Gardevoir crystals cannot be planted in a pot to grow a Ralts. This is because Ralts require a high-pressure saltwater environment to form.
Gardevoir and Hatterene have a symbiotic relationship where Gardevoir identify sources of strong negative emotions and Hatterene neutralize them. Level of violence involved varies between individuals.
The ability Trace comes directly from Mew.
It's a Gothitelle if it grows up from the ground and a Gardevoir if it grows down from the ceiling.
They're only called Gardevoir if they're from the Gardeaux region of Kalos. Otherwise, they're just Sparkling Hatterene.
When teleporting with a Gardevoir, hold your breath to avoid spaghettification.
Gardevoir are Fairies, and thus are incapable of lying. Everything they say is absolute truth.
#pkmn irl#unreality#shitposting#gardevoir#gothitelle#hatterene#these are absolutely real#trust me I'm a Gardevoir
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Went to a Hozier concert and now all my targeted ads are about pregnancy.
#Hozier#unreal unearth#this is absolutely real btw#coincidence? I think NOT#algorithm thinks the Bog Man’s music is going to lead to an increase of infants in 9 business months
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Hi everyone!! I'm super proud to be announcing another collaboration with FB! These guys are always full of such excellent ideas and I think their ALLERGEN BARS (tm) are their greatest feat yet! Live your life to the shortest with a Dairy, Nut, Gluten, or Soy bar. Super excited for the Egg bar too!
#art#super real#absolutely not fake#and a good idea#allergies#allergens#health food#ad#um#i take my work very seriously#ugh#unreality#just in case
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| | THE MANY FACES OF WES BORLAND | |
#his video looks are just as iconic as his playing style#the way he strings together ideas for looks from the face & body paint to his wardrobe is just incredible#and like his fucking skill to transform his face so much with the intricate face paint designs... absolutely unreal.#it's no wonder why I seriously thought he was a real ass alien as a gullible little kid watching TRL.#he popped in a set of contact lenses and I was convinced Fred Durst just had friend who was an alien and played guitar.#Oh Wesley... how you managed to fool none-the-wiser 7 y/o me.#anyways he's still an alien at heart.#Wes Borland#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#Black Light Burns#Wild for Wesley on Wes Borland Wednesday#down the rabbit hole
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i do think jude needs rest but he can get it once the season/euros have ended, sorry to him but we need him 😭 it’s also better for him to play regularly as more rest will ruin any rhythm he finds
yeah, that’s kinda what I wanted to imply when I said “he could need a little rest, but he already played less games than most of the regular line up so don’t know where that leaves the rest of them - although we only have an outside pov […]”.
What I actually meant to say was:
1. could = if Jude feels like he needs to rest and if that’s whats gonna bring back the consistency til the end of the season fine with me. But from the outside it does seem like him being out of rhythm was the reason for his bad performances vs Athletic and City. Today however he played very good in his 60 minutes and if he’s a little more efficient vs City everything’s gonna be fine call me delusional but I believe in us winning in Manchester
2. if Jude already feels the need to rest with just 4 club games in the last 6 weeks or sth (I didn’t look up the actual numbers here, it’s late I’m sorry) where does that leave tchoua, vini, rodry, toni² etc etc who played a lot more minutes??? Or FEDE who has played EVERY game this season (27 games for full 90 minutes!!! And another 6 where he played from the beginning and was only subbed of around/after the 80 minute mark; not counting international games)
all that probably didn’t come across very well in the shortened version (but I didn’t want the answer to get too long)
thank u for the anon 🤍
also sorry not sorry for dragging fede into every post
#27 games for full 90 min is absolutely insane#fede valverdes stamina is unreal#he needs to be studied#fede valverde#jude bellingham#real madrid#let’s talk#annie answers
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The China Syndrome (1979)
"I may be wrong, but I'd say you're lucky to be alive. For that matter, I think we might say the same for the rest of Southern California."
#the china syndrome#1979#american cinema#james bridges#t.s. cook#mike gray#jane fonda#jack lemmon#michael douglas#scott brady#james hampton#peter donat#wilford brimley#richard herd#daniel valdez#stan bohrman#james karen#nick pellegrino#donald hotton#paul larson#michael alaimo#incredibly intense movie. the way this builds tension in the last third is unreal‚ a steady ratcheting up from unease to full blown dread#didn't even realise i was frozen to the edge of my seat until the final minutes. career best for Lemmon? i really think it might be#cast entirely against type‚ not an iota of his comic persona‚ just an ordinary decent man pushed further and further into something#desperate and horrifying. his final lines absolutely gave me shivers. loved the editing on this too‚ the way it intercuts between#the team in the reactor‚ the team working to SCRAM it‚ the SWAT team and the producers at the news station. technically perfect cinema#and a real beautiful handling of the material. also love that this has time to address popular journalism practices and the gender gap on#tv news as well as the larger conspiracy element. really great film‚ just how much took me by surprise#also that vibrating cup of coffee? 10x scarier than the similar moment in Jurassic Park. it might look like a thriller but this has the#blood and bones of a horror movie in places. it also has a big tortoise in one scene and that's always a nice addition
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oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;
#thoughts#ganondorf#I allowed myself a tiny “working on thralls outline” session#and I do love he a lot.....#trying to salute all the classics#the “will harm a child and will not even question whether that's a look”#the “absolutely unbearable cocky bastard with a dash of absolute pettiness omg shut uppppp”#the “actually scary and sadistic and morally bankrupt for real”#the “I love my people and resent my people but I won't explore neither emotion otherwise I will fall apart and there's no one to catch me”#the “the gods hate me???? fuck the gods then!!!! but like... the gods hate me or no? ;;”#the “I hate hylian monarchs so fucking much it's unreal I am going to shoot myself in the foot just because I hate them so goddamn much”#the “awww twinrova and he... they love each other <333 VS maams will you please stop injecting mental illnesses into your Big Son”#the “mutually destructive relationship with anyone who ever gets even a little close to him which 10000% includes his own people”#the “wouldn't it be fucked up and important to take gerudo objectification as an actual problem with complex psychological consequences”#the “Me A Problem with Masculinity or Men or gender? hahahahaha.... yea”#the “Impa buddy-hate trainwreck + Nabooru buddy-hate planecrash”#the “hmmmm no why is the hylian princess and I having a brief flicker of mutual recognition but we both know it's too late for amends”#and the “mystic crisis that will slowly but surely unravel a whole man if given enough time and grievances and Ls”#ANYWAY I like this story#it's wayy too ambitious for my own good#but
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[CN] 5th Anniversary Event – Final Day (Victor)
⌚Warning⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released in the global server! ♡
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[Anika’s Notes]: Since I haven’t translated the previous 4 days yet (will hopefully do later) – here are some things you need to know:
It was initially MC’s plan to arrange a vacation for them (! MC be cooking before he gets home and everything to surprise him) 🥺
But it turns out, Victor is the one who gives MC a bigger surprise by having already planned everything and organizing the trip – telling her that all she needs to do is enjoy. 🥹
And most importantly, throughout the entire vacation (i.e. all prev. 4 event days), Victor has been sneaking out EVERY MORNING – telling MC he either went for a run, or had some urgent matters to handle. 🫠🫠
And he sneaks out today too, but then PG decides to clown a bit LOL🤡
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✧ [Final Day] ✧
I browse the calendar in my hand and find that this “vacation trip” seems to be already drawing closer to the epilogue.
MC: How do vacations always go by so fast…
MC: Victor, today we…
Brrring brrring – – before I can speak, Victor’s phone rings again.
Victor: Mm, I’ve got it.
Victor: I will come by to confirm the specific time.
Accompanied by the hint of silence on the other side, Victor sets down the phone.
He then stands up. There seems to be a slight urgency in his expression.
MC: Is it something important?
Victor: Mm, I need to make a trip there myself.
Victor: But I won’t be going out of this area.
MC: Go quickly, then. I’ll be waiting for you here.
Victor: Not gonna ask more questions digging into the details this time?
MC: Because I know that you’ll definitely come back very soon.
Victor: [precious, soft laugh] Dummy.
The voice that was still a little tense just a moment ago has now relaxed, reinstating its forever-steady state.
Victor: You won’t have to wait too long.
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Victor: Wait for me. You won’t have to wait too long.
MC: What can I do first while waiting for Victor…
MC: …!?
MC: A text message? Who is this from?
MC: [reading the text] “‘Numerous choices in life’ – a special event opens at the theater…”
MC: [reading the text] “We warmly invite you to join us and experience for yourself – Loveland City Theater.”
MC: …a special event at the theater?
MC: It seems like Victor won’t be back for a while, and the Loveland City Theater isn’t very far away.
MC: Let’s go there and have a look~
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*INSERT PG’s CLOWNERY* After MC arrives at the theater; she is shown the cruel “What-ifs” video: Here!
[Please do remember to watch the video before proceeding further]
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Fragments of everything we’ve been through in the past appear vividly before my eyes, finally cumulating into a blur of water-stream.
I gently close my eyes as they overflow with tears, feeling a little grief-stricken, but also grateful.
We went through countless possibilities of running in the opposite direction, and yet we’ve arrived at each other’s side.
I exhale softly, and suddenly a helpless voice resounds next to my ear.
Victor: Didn’t I tell you to wait for me near the hotel?
Victor: How did you end up running here within such a short time?
I turn my head and see that familiar face of Victor.
Victor’s gaze falls on my reddened eyes, seeming a little surprised. Without waiting for him to say anything, I throw myself into his arms at a blazing speed.
My hands exert slight pressure to embrace the treasure I once lost and have now found. I just want to hold this person in front of me a little tighter.
There is a pause in the breathing in my ears, and a warm hand pats my back.
Victor: What’s wrong? What did you see just now?
I try hard to calm my emotions and look up, pretending nothing has happened.
MC: …nothing much. It was just a little bit emotional.
MC: It just suddenly dawned on me that perhaps everything I’m experiencing now was made possible by the countless choices made in the past.
MC: We’ve been through so much. But fortunately, fortunately, we didn’t pass by each other.
Victor gazes thoughtfully into my eyes, his voice suddenly turning softer.
Victor: Dummy, it’s not “fortunately.”
Victor: When it comes to us, there has never been a second possibility.
Encased by the reassuring and calming warmth, the last trace of restlessness within me suddenly dissipates.
I nod and gently interlock his fingers with mine. Then, I hear his voice which is laced with a peal of laughter.
Victor: Let’s go. It’s time to go to the next site.
Victor: The destination of our journey won’t stop here.
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The stars at night are akin to the inextinguishable city lights, hanging high in the sky.
Victor leads me through the streets adorned with clusters of trees on the sides, and we slowly walk into a flat area.
A huge lake shows forth before our eyes, its bluish-green ripples dancing slowly. The lights reflecting off the lake’s surface set off the surrounding landscape extraordinarily brightly.
MC: Is there some kind of exhibition going on here?
I point to the posters and signs hoisted up in the distance and ask, slightly puzzled.
Victor: A rose exhibition will be held here tomorrow.
MC: Eh? So why did we come here today, then?
The words haven’t yet left my mouth when I see a foreigner attired in a white suit hurriedly walking over to us.
Victor: Henry.
Henry: [he speaks in Chinese btw] Mr. Victor, you’ve finally arrived.
The other party’s fluent accent takes me completely by surprise, and it seems that he’s been waiting for a really long time to say these words.
Victor: How’s the exhibition coming along?
Henry: Everything is going smoothly.
Henry: It’s really all thanks to the sponsor you introduced that we’ve been able to bring so many roses from the Meisen Estate.
Henry: And now, not only do we have a collection of nearly all the roses in the world here, but countless people will be able to enjoy their beauty to their heart’s content.
Henry: “For everyone can enjoy finding the rose belonging to them” – there is no place better suited than here for this theme right now.
Victor: [hurriedly cuts him off] Henry, keep an eye on the time.
Victor’s reminder causes the excited look on Henry’s face to calm down, and he hastily waves his hand behind him.
The heavy iron gate is slowly pushed open, revealing a long aisle that spirals upward.
Henry: As a token of gratitude to you, the rose garden will be open tonight for only the two of you.
Henry makes a gesture of invitation, then he opens the entrance to the park behind him.
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“Find the rose you love the most.”
This is the first placard we see as we walk into the rose garden.
The long, inclined path is spread out with vast clusters of roses that invade the line of sight in a bossy manner, so much so that they don’t even leave one the time to think about anything else.
The fragrance of roses surging from all sides lingers around the tip of my nose, interweaving into the symphony of romantic poetry.
MC: So beautiful…
I pull Victor with me and walk up to the roses by the roadside, where a short poem is written on a small sign.
“In me the tiger sniffs the rose” – it’s from « In Me, Past, Present, Future meet » by Seigfried Sassoon.
MC: Victor, don’t you find that this sentence resembles you right now?
I quietly bring the rose in my hand to the tip of Victor’s nose.
Victor: [sulks] You mean, I’m fierce?
MC: What I mean is, you both belong to the cat family.
MC: And when a rose and a big cat are brought together, don’t you think it’s really cute?
As I quip, the corners of Victor’s lips seem to slowly curve up into an arc.
Victor: Good excuse.
Victor: But there is another layer of meaning to this poem.
Victor: [In English] My loves leap through the future’s fence, To dance with dream-enfranchised feet.
Victor softly reads out the first half of the poem, his steady voice seeming to penetrate the shackles of time.
Victor: Regardless of what choices were made, they’ve all already turned into the past.
Victor: The crucial point is the journey ahead. How do you want to walk that path?
Victor casts his gaze over, and his eyes look as if an endless stream of time is flowing within them.
The palm of his hand that he’s extended to me is akin to a wordless question, knocking on the door of my heart.
MC: I’ll hold your hand and walk together, of course~
I take Victor’s hand without the slightest hesitation. This is an answer that doesn’t require any thought whatsoever.
We walk into the long flower path. The surrounding seems to have been painstakingly planted with the same kind of flowers.
The short branches stretching out are adorned with clusters of bright, splendid red. It’s reminiscent of coming out of a classical oil painting.
MC: I know this one. It’s the small-leaved rose lily.
MC: “Just like it is to everyone else, it’s the most perfect rose to me.”
I quietly read the words written on the placard and indistinctly feel ripples stirring in my heart.
Victor: After seeing so many, which one do you like the most?
MC: Each and every one of them has a very charming feel…
MC: Lovely, resilient, and very precious-looking. They all have their own charm.
MC: Ahh, it’s so hard to choose… do you have a rose you like the most?
Victor: I seem to have asked you this question first?
MC: Just answer first.
I raise my head to meet Victor’s gaze, trying to find an answer in his eyes.
And he doesn’t look away. He simply gazes at me quietly as if everything else around him doesn’t even exist.
Victor: I’m looking at the one I like the most right now.
Hearing his straightforward words, the blush on my cheeks unconsciously climbs up to the tips of my ears.
Victor: And what’s your answer?
Victor’s face is now right in front of my eyes. The warmth of his breathing is very light, but it lands on me with a burning heat.
My answer is the same as his.
The words in my heart cry out as if to alleviate my heart from jumping out of my chest. I hurriedly pull Victor along and continue walking further, coming to the mouth of a canopied passageway.
The narrow, canopied passageway is a little dark. I can’t help but tighten my hold around our interlocked fingers a little more.
The road isn’t long. But for some reason, we don’t say a word on the way and just feel the warmth of each other’s palms in silence.
It’s as if we can keep walking like this endlessly as long as we are by each other’s side, even if we have no idea where the path ahead may lead.
At last, a burst of ethereal light appears at the far end of our line of sights.
MC: Is there some kind of surprise ahead?
I raise my head. Victor’s face is hazy in the faintly shimmering light, but I find it impossible to look away.
Victor: It’s still roses.
MC: Is that so?
Victor nods, and we walk forward.
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We keep on walking until the dotted starry sky gradually comes into view, and what accompanies it is the irresistible fragrance of roses.
And the moment we walk out of the canopied passageway, it’s indeed what Victor said.
MC: It’s really roses…
The vastness of red spreads wholly across the horizon, composing a rose-colored ocean beneath the endless night sky.
The intense moonlight in the sky seems to be tinged with a layer of crimson.
My entire field of vision is invaded and occupied overwhelmingly, wrapping all around me as if I were not allowed to escape.
Victor: There will be many people coming to see this exhibition.
Victor: But you’re the first person to see them.
Victor’s tender voice echoes in my ears, and I seem to realize everything he wants to say at the moment.
The experience of this trip, which initially stemmed from a sense of novelty, seems to have turned into a thread that ties together all our long-standing memories.
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[Tidbits from Anika]: MC here is referring to the entire anniversary event, where throughout this trip, they recreated together, and Victor personally designed to recreate many of the memories from their past dates in these five years.
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Although, just as before, he still doesn’t need other people to come and witness, silently pouring out everything he wants to convey.
But now, he will proclaim his answer to everyone with the grandest gesture possible.
Perhaps, it’s the style of expressing that belongs only to Victor, flowing quietly. It’s akin to calm yet eternally advancing time.
MC: I must say, it’s still very much the style of CEO Victor~
MC: So, when can we experience such a trip again?
Victor: There is no such thing as a free lunch in this world.
The words haven’t yet left his mouth when I find his generous arms pulling me into his embrace.
His steady voice stifles a soft laugh, and it reverberates in my ears.
Victor: But you are the exception.
SWOOSH––
A long-drawn crackling sound resonates in my ears out of nowhere. And soon after, gigantic blazes of lights fill the entire sky.
The rose-like crimson fireworks thoroughly light up the entire night sky. It seems as if the whole world exists only in that one color.
Delicate rose petals stream down from the air, like a rain of roses.
Victor: The timing is just right.
MC: Wow, is this a part of the exhibition too?
I look up following the rose petals drizzling from the air, and my eyes have already been dyed as pink as they could be.
Victor: This is a surprise prepared for you.
The fireworks blooming in the sky halo the dazzling glow in Victor’s eyes with overlapping haze. When the word “surprise” leaves his mouth, the memories during this period also come flooding into my heart.
I think about him waking up early every morning and pretending to go for a run, the abrupt phone calls, and the slightly anxious urging he gave Henry when we walked in here — all of these point to a common answer.
MC: So, when you used to go out early in the morning, that was to actually arrange this?
Victor: Not too slow on the uptake this time.
The flowers falling arbitrarily from the sky seem to have created a silent world.
And the final piece to fill this world – is his soft kiss.
The gentle yet powerful sensation of stimulation spreads from my lips to the tip of my tongue, and it seems that if the next second goes by, I will never be able to wake up from this again.
Victor: MC, happy fifth anniversary.
His surging breath engulfs me intensely, as if to not allow me the slightest opportunity to catch my breath.
The gorgeous fireworks continue to unfold their dazzling light in the night sky.
I reach out and brush aside the tips of his hair falling on his forehead and happen to pick a tiny rose petal while doing so.
I point to the continuously blooming fireworks in the night sky, as I’m reminded of the sky awash in the glow of the sunset I saw from the windowsill with him that day.
The Rose Festival, which was interrupted because of an accident, now seems to have drawn to a perfect end.
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[Tidbits]: MC is referring to their “Rose All Day” date in EN~
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MC: I remember that you said back then, “the most beautiful rose” is not just the rose itself.
MC: CEO Victor, is this a continuation of the message you conveyed that day?
At the end of this unique holiday experience, he’s brought this rose-colored world for me.
Victor: That was then. But that’s not what it means now.
MC: Is there any difference?
The last cluster of fireworks soars into the sky, sending out a blazing sound in the long-standing silence.
He lowers his head and looks at me, his eyes reflecting infinite rays of resplendent lights.
Victor: The most beautiful rose has been by my side all along.
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#I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE WAY MC DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD AND CAN CRY IN HIS ARMS ENDLESSLY ;-;#THE WAY THIS MAN CONTINUES TO RUIN ME FOR THE REAL WORLD AKSKFJSJK WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN FRIGGIN UNREAL#WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TO JUST TELL HER THAT I MEAN!?!? THE WAY THESE TWO HAVE THEIR WAY WITH ABSOLUTE GRAND GESTURES THO#😭😭😭#i adore Wu Lei sm but his english ahah i’m already kinda used to it from Charlie but that still LOL–– 😅☄️#mlqc victor#mlqc li zeyan#mlqc#mr love victor#mr love queen's choice#恋与制作人#李泽言#love and producer#mlqc cn#mlqc spoilers#mlqc translations
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watching youtube videos while unwinding before bed and now I'm caught up in old Pokemon feels.
#I forgot how bad Brock's deadbeat dad was fuck that guy for real#10 kids?! you and your wife seriously left 10 kids home alone?!?!#Brock's like what 15? at the oldest?#the parentification levels are unreal#also Brock from Pokemon 🤝 Lucas from Mother 3: deadbeat dads named Flint#Flint from Mother 3 is an absolutely terrible father I will die on this hill
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omg we were having an assembly with the 7th grade class and at the end my principal DABBED!!!!! 2017 is craaazyyyy 😂😂😂
#unreality#uhhhhhh do i tag as unreality if its. a real thing that happened. just... it happened 7 years ago#meme#elf rants#why did the auditorium explode into cheers after this#actuallt can we bring this back. can we bring back getting absolutely hyped over little things like this please#i need the hype of a 7th grader again
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shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people. tagged by @sidsthekid !!!!! hell yeah thank you for the opportunity to be weird about music
1. hide — rainbow kitten surprise
2. de selby (part 1) — hozier
3. love love love — the mountain goats
4. farewell wanderlust — the amazing devil
5. damage gets done — hozier, brandi carlile
6. orange juice — noah kahan
7. wax & wane — alana henderson
8. the labyrinth song — asaf avidan
9. heretic pride — the mountain goats
10. post-op(pemheimer) — the reverent marigold
clearly i have not recovered from unreal unearth nor the general mountain goats illness. look at all the ppl who get to suffer thru being mutuals with me: @clottedscream @lizardzap @goofybutgay @21bitheart @chirpchirpmuahaha @empatheticlycanthrope @kookabara @doingthewritethings @steine-druff @onlyfangz
#to be real if any of y'all dont wanna get tagged in stuff just lmk and i will stop :)#i was expecting all of unreal unearth to be on this playlist but the sher density of rainbow kitten surprise did. well. surprise me#that rainbow kitten does really surprise u i guess? lmao#anyways absolutely thank you for tagging me this was fun :]
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At long last, I return with another cupid centered video— *whispers* Which may also be my 100th video overall!
Since tomorrow is the vivified channel anniversary, I'll save the sap for then. In the meantime, I present the Eclipse Trio once more /pos
#Noderum Records#PK Romeo#PK Solstice#PK Sunshine#penncil kid#penncilkid#asmr roleplay#audio roleplay#narrative asmr#Anyways just gonna *screeches /pos*#Kind of doesn’t feel real yet? /pos#Like what do you mean I've made 100 videos?#I still remember posting Romeo for the first time— And now he's so— /pos#Absolutely unreal /pos#Youtube
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need to delve more into the psychological horror and mindfuckery of hellblazer, tbh. this man created a whole fucking tulpa of his older self bc he thought he was dying and wanted to go out dreaming of a world where he was happy so badly he manifested it, and he's so fundamentally fucked as a person that the happiest possible version of himself became a nightmarish mastermind who sent half of london mad, manipulated constantine into getting two people possessed, and manifested a genuine actual giant underneath the city. what the Fuck is up with that.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#absolutely indescribable things happening in that mind of his#like not only does he experience unreality so frequently that he's almost never sure what he's looking at is real#but supernatural entities then throw him into Actually Unreal situations and make his mental health Worse#and THEN his brain is so full of horrors that he can make those situations Worse Than the Things That Created Them Could Imagine#his soul and psyche are so disquieting that when non-demons try to possess him they get physically ill. this has happened Several Times#my fucking god guy get thee to a psychiatrist#me pointing at constantine: what's Wrong with you#constantine: bitch we have the Same Diagnoses stfu
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took me two hours to get back but i have escaped wembley successfully lmao
#good lord. what a time#im just buzzing everything feels so weird like. everything is so unreal#the only real thing rn is my body pain but god. GOD#power of friendship is so real. i mean this on so many levels right now....#i need to try to sleep i think just. holy shit#love you all 💜#night is an absolute mess on main
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man i’ve seen 3 separate posts abt it but i’m still thinking abt when shadow punched sonic so hard he got memory loss and had the gall to say “learn to focus”
#genuinely cannot get over it it’s comical#learn to focus . and then he spent the next 2-3 days absolutely not doing that in any capacity#while i’m here i HAAAVE to say sonic’s adhd + autism is so real#some of the shit he did reminded me so much of myself it was unreal#sonic prime spoilers
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