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rookfeatherrambles · 11 months ago

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If this gets 1000 notes this, if this gets 3500 notes that, if this gets ONE NOTE, I will get off my ass and clean my depression nest. I have been procrastinating doing this for months and I'm sick of it but my executive dysfunction brain is an idiot and says if it's not a peer reviewed idea, it's not valid.

WHO ARE THE PEERS, YOU NUT??? ITS. JUST. YOU!!!!

#rook growls about life #posts that have 10k to me #now i sit back and watch as #absolutely nothing happens

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animal-123-crazy · 5 months ago

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Im crying laughing

#i live in a teeny tiny town of like <3000 people #absolutely nothing happens #The best we got is the Queen visited once way back in 1980 or some shit #I cant believe this is our wiki page though #reblog if you too live in a “nothing happens here” area lmfao

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geezmarty · 10 months ago

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happy wyllstarion wednesday! here's a short comic I drew for a server gift exchange 🤍❤️

#baldur's gate 3 #wyllstarion #this was very fun to write/draw and I hope you can catch all of the like. subtleties I tried to put in the dialogue and expressions #also let me know if you need anything tagged?#needles cw #just in case but absolutely nothing graphic shown #f #also no one @ me if any of this is medically inaccurate there’s yaoi happening on screen. focus

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ink--theory · 7 months ago

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when you're supplied 2 or more grizzco rollers during a wave

#it's so funny w/e it happens cuz the grizzco roller is fucking LOUD #and so having more than one just absolutely drowns out the music and you just end up hearing nothing but car noises lmaoo #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #big run #big big run

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mbohjeezart · 7 months ago

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Hermit a Day May: Day 13, Cub, Champion of Innovation!

And here's his full portrait without the text and background:

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starry-bi-sky · 8 months ago

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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #dpxdc memes #danyal al ghul #dpdc #truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be #*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just #need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up #the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the #family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless #danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason #to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking #a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to #stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away #i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like #18 months old #about a year and a half.

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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maxanor · 1 month ago

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i'm not saying this to be callous or rude, but i think what's hitting a lot of buckt*mmys hard is that they're truly just unable to admit that they aren't very good at media analysis. the term 'media literacy' has become so overused in fandom that i genuinely think people forget what it means- it's a learned skill, something you have to study, something you can educate yourself on by reading papers and books and watching all sorts of movies and tv. they're all so convinced that the breakup came out of nowhere when it could not have been written more clearly; tommy has consistently been shown as an outsider in buck's life.

to claim that "everything was perfect" in 8x05 is so ridiculous i almost don't even know where to start. they had two scenes without eddie: in the first, tommy was incredibly condescending towards buck and and his interests (it's time to put away the screen, you already had your five minutes, lights out evan), and in the second scene buck literally says "my boyfriend won't even kiss me" and tommy responds with "that's not true" but they pointedly do NOT show them kissing. if the audience is meant to believe that buckt*mmy are endgame, it would have made perfect narrative sense to have them kiss right then to show (not just tell) us that tommy cares about buck, boils and all, and they did not do that.

moving onto 8x06, the only clue needed to show us they were going to break up was tommy buying buck lakers tickets. that's all it took. in 7x04 it's made so clear that buck does not like basketball. if tommy genuinely knew buck, he would not have bought him tickets to a sport the show dedicated an entire episode to telling us buck does not like! if their relationship was meant to last, tommy could have bought buck tickets to a fight in vegas like he did with eddie. this would have been a great callback, because it's supposedly the first moment buck got jealous of tommy and eddie hanging out. it would remind the audience that even though buck was jealous, he got tommy in the end and they're now doing the activities he wanted to do with tommy before.

once again, media analysis is a skill. no one is perfect at it, and ofc shows can throw away the book and make decisions that don't make sense. but to claim this came out of nowhere shows a severe lack of knowledge and understanding of how stories are written. the shippers were seeing what they wanted to see and they missed all the signs the show was sending them, and now they're claiming the rug was pulled out from under them.

#han talks #911 #911 spoilers #i am not even trying to be rude but im sorry it's a SKILL #it is not something intrinsically bestowed upon worthy individuals #you wishing a storyline is going to happen means absolutely nothing if you're ignoring every hint it's going in the opposite direction #and im not saying im perfect at media analysis either! no one is!#but i think this is a large part of why they're all so upset and feel blindsided

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

#art #ride kamens #i am about to go off on wild speculation so excuse me in advance #I HAVEN'T PLAYED THE EVENT YET so this could all be just absolutely nothing but i gotta get it out #(still debating if i wanna save the event for after i finish part 2 or not...)#this is my last chance to throw wacky theories out there okay #i've just. been thinking a lot about the riders the characters are based on and how they relate to their different classes #like the choices seemed SO random when they were first revealed but they do mostly make sense when you think about it #to the point where i actually do feel like i should've been able to call ooo for ambition. damnit.#however i did always feel like jou was a bit of an outlier and now i'm wondering if that's gonna be like...a thing #idk man just the fact that he's gonna have a special double card and bond henshin with taiten is nuts to me #especially since we're clearly on the verge of SOMETHING happening with soun and uryuu #what does it mean. WHAT DOES IT MEAN #what does this mean for the future of tower emblem #and it hasn't escaped me that there is no class associated with evolution (YET)#and thinking about who jou is based on i'm just like #(waves hands) YOU KNOW?!#(plus i'm still like WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR RUI AND HAYATE but that's a separate thing)#i'm gonna try and take my time and not rush through part 2 but i also am SO impatient #i gotta knooooow #given the way my predictions tend to go though i'm either 100% accidentally right about the dumbest thing #or jou is fine but leon fucking dies or something and i'm gonna throw my phone into a lake #HAVE FUN GUYS I GUESS

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bunnieswithknives · 4 months ago

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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

#fop nature au #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop #dale dimmadome #Flowers OC #candy gore #gore #blood #body horror #this really is a mess on so many levels #I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up #everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain #And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now #Not exactly easy to explain away #Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol #Im sure he'll be fine #This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it #Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline #which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO #Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup #Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time #that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing #Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished #He's gonna have to get metal implants #You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch #He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite #Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks

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mickgaydolenz · 2 years ago

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what’s something you are genuinely bad at? like something that no matter how much you’ve tried to improve on it you’ve never been able to get past a certain point? for me it’s learning new languages

#i don’t even know what happens but my whole ass brain shuts off.#i took french all through elementary and into high school but have retained next to nothing. also took two years of german #and have very little to show for that as well #also my auditory comprehension is absolutely shit when it comes to that #my reading comprehension is much better. but trying to listen to someone talk? brain dead immediately

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moistvonlipwig · 1 month ago

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it seems odd to say because he does not die or get removed from power in any kind of traditional way but i find akio's defeat at the end of rgu to be the most genuinely emotionally satisfying defeat of any villain ever. anthy says "bye i'm leaving have fun playing merry-go-round in your little coffin forever :)" and then just Walks Out and leaves akio standing there like. ummmm anthy? 🥺 where are you going anthy..... and it is somehow infinitely more satisfying than anything else that possibly could've happened to him

#the sheer indescribable satisfaction of anthy saying sayonara :) while the elevator doors close in akio's face........#like literally nothing bad happened to him. except. that he will keep happening to himself. forever. and it is entirely in his power not to #and that is so incredibly satisfying. i get so much joy out of his fate every time. have fun on your carousel you little bitch!!!!!!!#the absolute destiny apocalypse #revolutionary girl utena

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sunny-knight · 5 days ago

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WOWIE! THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA, FRISK!

Extra:

Frisk: Next time you should take Sans!

Toriel: THERE WILL BE NO “”NEXT TIME””

Papyrus: WHATS THE PROBLEM, MS TORIEL?? ITS PERFECTLY SAFE, YOU CAN TRUST ME!!

Sans: next time we should totally go when its night out so we can see the stars.

lastly, a work in progress 😭😭

#(in tears) PEOPLE FORGET THAT PAPYRUS CAN FLY AND THIS WOULD LIKE TOTALLY HAPPEN EHDHDHD #I love him so much #hes so perfect #hes so #hes the most #hes the worlds greatest #papyrus undertale #Frisk undertale #Papyrus and frisk #Papyrus and the human #undertale fanart #undertale #papyrus #the forgettable au can be applied here i declare. it has absolutely nothing to do with it but we’re gonns come out and sayhe used to be din #I neglect treating frisk like an actual character #i should do that more often #cause omfg this is so adorable……#this was mainly background practice though #constructive critism welcome

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luckylectio · 21 days ago

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Anti

(For my fic "A Tale of a Darker Time"!)

#what I am tentatively calling:#Downfall Dark AU #a fic where absolutely nothing bad happens to Dark at all (lie)#but he does (eventually) have a less bad time #linked universe #lu dark link #dark link #legend of zelda

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idliketobeatree · 1 year ago

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NO WAIT ROB ARE YOU TELLING ME AZIRAPHALE HAD, ADMITTEDLY, THE WORST KISS IN RECORDED HISTORY AND HE WAS STILL LIKE "come back and do that again, please, right now"?????!?!??!

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 1 month ago

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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.

Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?

#china #cdramas #dramas #lmao #They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters #this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking #carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking #the older brother is a gangster king #but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family #sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex #so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin #especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight #they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians #so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin #cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history #the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars #There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5 #and the answer is the UK #because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history #the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839 #no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology #they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months #which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals #Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates #his country's prime minister asked for his extradition #cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death #All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business

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