#absolutely goofy goober

[chibishortdeath]

It was my birthday today so my family and I made this goofy ass Nas’hrah cake hahahahskshksj. He looks like Sesame Street Rasputin I love him X,,,,D

Bonus of some silly in progress photos cause this is horrific, absolutely cursed, Nas’hrah would burn me alive for this asdfghjkl. It looks like straight up peanut butter but it’s coffee icing lol.

[sevennone]

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[7greentears]

The gang.

[fictional-men-enthusiast]

Me when I remember that AH has way too heavy of a comedy element to ever have a proper crossover w/ MW:

[queennai714]

Random hcs I have because I may be cringe but I'm free part 31 (Rottmnt)

Hey! I'm finally doing one of these for rise again, woohoo! 🥳

Anyway, when it comes to the MCU, Donnie is a huge Iron Man fan (for obvious reasons), and Leo is a huge Captain America fan (for only slightly less obvious reasons). Meanwhile, Mikey likes Spider-Man too much to care about the main MCU storyline, and Raph really adores Hulk but is kinda neutralabout everyone else except for maybe Hawkeye. So, when Civil War rolled around...

Yeah, it was chaos. Every other scene resulted in an argument or pillow fight or wrestling match starting off to the side, while Raph just reprimanded them anytime they swore or got too rough, too disheartened by the loss of Bruce to get as excited as the others, but still interested enough to get frustrated everytime they had to pause, and Mikey just being annoyed with both the characters and his brothers...until the screen lit up with that name, "Queens". From that point on, every remark he made had the name "Spider-Man" in it, sometimes shutting down entire arguments by screaming that Spider-Man was talking or on screen or whatever, which the twins thankfully still had enough self-control to respect, even as Leo felt the dynamic in the room shift once it was established that the spider in question would be fighting on Tony's side, and Donnie threw a smug arm over his little brother's shoulders. The distraction couldn't last forever though, and the climactic final battle brought with it a whole new wave of energy that even Raph couldn't quell. Splinter could hear screams of "KICK HIS ASS, TONY!" and "C'MON CAP YOU KNOW THIS NERD'S GOT NOTHING ON YOU" from his room, which he was originally very upset about, but after catching a glimpse of the TV room, he wisely chose not to interfere.

[metaphorthejesterdraws]

doodles two: its this guy!

[tache-noire]

anyway sudden mental image of damian just sitting in the judgement day clubhouse w r-truth in his lap smiling while he babbles about some bullshit.

and then shoves him away when somebody else walks in.

[naggingatlas]

its just so fucking funny that i never discovered that i liked men until i was like. 18 bc i was convinced the way girls like boys is just sooooo fucking gross bc the boys the girls around me liked were SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GROSSSSSS and i only understood how beautiful men were to me through the lense of fucking bara. and boom. headshot. and then i had to wait a few years to fully register that bc in my head u could only like guys that way if u were a guy its sooo gross otherwise (insert that twitter thread my wife anya once showed me abt how women who like yaoi bypass the horrific established power dynamics of heterosexuality and the sexualization of the female body by telling all of their love stories thru men who so very rarely behave like cisgay men they usually r depicted as bc theyre essentially lesbians in man shaped coding. dont worry the thread was v nuanced no "t4t gay guy couples r fujoshis" shit i liked it) and i looked up sm to these trans dude bara artists for years and thought "damn i wish i could feel that way towards men" <- feels this way towards men so much but doesnt allow herself that. yea anyway wasnt that fucked

[anarkhebringer]

His influence grows

[angie-da-spoof]

It do be like that

you know how it is

[lifenconcepts]

Struggling to stay conscious and yet demanding the relief of sleep !!

[arolesbianism]

My ass is not beating the predictable allegations (is still thinking abt oni at 4 am)

[cherubfae]

𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔰 || {𝔧𝔧𝔨}

ft. Gojo, Geto, Sukuna, Yuji, Megumi, Choso, Toji, & Nanami

tags: a bit of spicyness, fluff, cuteness, gn!reader, comfort, sukuna is a brat/bit of blood/biting in his

Gojo

He can be so goofy!! And noisy. Kind of like he's eating hot soup. When Gojo wants to be really silly and extra he'll press his lips to yours with a loud "Mwuah!" He knows it leaves you embarrassed and oh so adorably red-- he adores it! Behind closed doors, he's much more passionate. One arm wrapped around your back holding you to his chest with the other gently stroking along your skin. Every gentle kiss with him he treats like his last. He wants to engrain the memory of him into your lips.

Other times, when he's needy, he'll pucker up his lips like a fish and chase you around your shared apartment until you eventually relent if only to appease this goober's blubbering.

Geto

Sweet, good morning kisses. When the sun's first rays settle across the sheets, decorating your bodies in stripes of golden light. The warmth is pleasant, serene, and a peaceful aroma in the air. As you gently stir beside him, Geto is already awake smiling down at you, black hair hanging in front of his shimmering eyes. Instantly he leans in slowly, with you leaning up to meet his lips in a brief kiss. Good morning, my love. Sleep well? Good. I'm glad.

Sukuna

Rough, rough, rough. He's the type of prick to squeeze your chin and cheeks between a single hand and press his lips firmly to yours. It's tight, you can feel his teeth behind his lips. He wants you bruised and certainly a tiny bit bloody. Sukuna must have some weird oral fixation because he's always nipping at your throat and neck, littering your skin in pretty red and purple marks. And of course, any blood that comes to the surface he'll gladly clean away with his tongue. (Unhygienic, dude.)

Yuji

Extra blushy kisses! Yuji is so super duper excited to kiss you! He's not experienced, like at all, not unless you count the times he's practiced on his pillow or any of his posters. He does this thing where his nose scrunches up, lips puckered, and leans down. The second your lips touch the light sakura-pink dusting across his cheeks explodes into a cute, cherry red.

Megumi

Bold of you to assume he's not absolutely freaking out internally. He's a pretty reserved young man. It took him quite a while to have the courage to hold your hand, let alone kiss you! When Megumi does get the courage up, his kisses are quick and very brief. Barely there, like a fluttering butterfly, before he's turning tail and stiffly walking off. It takes him some time to get comfortable. The further your relationship grows, the more confident he feels in expressing himself, however, always behind closed doors. He prefers any affection he shows you to be for your eyes alone.

Choso

He's a sweetheart honestly. Determined to show you how much he cares for you. To prove that he can always be better than the day before, the hour before. Perfection is when his arm curves around your back, warm palm electrifying your senses. His lips are soft against yours, pressing slow, testing, smiling into your touch. He wants to be your big, strong, protector so bad :((

Toji

Everything with Toji is rough around the edges. Your first few kisses may be a little rough. He grips your chin a little too tight between his thumb, middle, and pointer finger pulling you in for a rather hard brief kiss. It's only after the third or fourth kiss you share that Toji softens up a little. His large hand cups the side of your jaw, finger caressing the line of your jaw as his lips press to yours. It's softer, the way your lips mold together. Your hands sliding naturally to the front of his sweater and his free hand moves to grip your waist. The second that little gasp leaves your lips, Toji has you in his lap; his tongue swirling with yours.

Nanami

Ever the gentleman, he greets you with a soft kiss before he leaves for work and once more when he returns home. It's absolutely his favorite part of the day! On particularly stressful days, Nanami desires having you as close as possible. He adores leaving sweet kisses along your jaw, peppering your cheeks, nibbling at your earlobe. And then finally, there are his passionate kisses. The ones where he comes home after a shift, expression grave, and eyes drooping low. He clings to you on those nights especially, heart racing and pretty lips turned downwards. It takes him a while to return to normal, but that doesn't stop him from kissing you. Like he's trying to soak up your every being, mapping out how you feel, tethering himself to this plane of existence.

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[clownsuu]

Your humanoid home is so goofy looking I love him 😭😭😭 love how his fingers look like they are all individually constructed from different people, and the glasses being the shape of the windows is so fun!!

He’s just a silly goofy goober KDHDHHDHD, and now is apparently Wally’s father LMAOO

Autism vs adhd JDHDGDHDH Also Wally’s got his father’s eyes-

absolute grandpa vibes, immaculate grandpa vibes- everyone feels like home at Home smhhh- always makes sure to have those iconic strawberry looking hard candy things that old people always have to give out to whoever wants one (nobody wants one)

[bonbonbee]

pov: studious lover

contents by @bonbonbee

caring about your grades

^ urging you to study ꜝꜝ

waking up early to get themselves together and make a morning meal for the both of you (college dorm trope)

admiring your hobbies, especially seeing you play a sport or paint a piece

volunteering at a library

^ helping out their elders and the young ones with their choice of literature

^ you sit and do your homework as they work

long study sessions which include: tea, tears, and calculus

helps you through school stress: cuddling you, patting your hair, and saying sweet nothings everythings in your ear

"i learnt this in the 5th grade, _____."

will always be accompanied by a book in their hand, if not accompanied by you.

rough around the edges due to their past belief in academics before true love

WILL argue with your teachers about your grades on your behalf.

study buddy 4ever ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

an absolute hit with the parents!!

^ proved they could support you physically, mentally, and financially

takes the "nerd" label with pride

straightforward to everyone (black cat energy)

^ but the goofiest goofy goober around you.

best to be paired with someone who's bubbly

balances out your life between sport, life, party & academics, school, career

does both your and their taxes and bills

^ "i did your taxes." "why?" "because i felt like it."

iv league student

[machveil]

i dont even LIKE cod and youve got me hooked on konig. god. the hcs with him and his siblings/family are SO GOOD its got my cuteness aggression acting up, i need to headbutt him so gently/sweetly about it. ngl im an older sibling so i would 110% enable his siblings on silly shit like baby pictures, no hard feelings to him but like, lsiten, im honor bound. its bro code but for older siblings or whatever (silly). just watching him wrassle with his sister or get into a cartoon dust cloud with the lot of his siblings and sighing so dreamily about it. my big strong goofy goober 💞💞

love to hear it, I’ve had, like, five people tell me I changed them with König and isn’t that the dream? haha

König is so embarrassed over his baby photos, honestly, you’d get secondhand embarrassment watching him get pissy over it. he will wrestle baby photos away from his siblings - if it weren’t for his mother being sentimental he’d burn them, no joke. there are photos of him eating grass in there, him in the sink for a makeshift bath, oh god, just stuff he wished would go away

I briefly talked about it in this post, but König definitely had an emo/metal phase - it was so bad (to him) he did get rid of a majority of the photos (mama König somehow has a couple stashed away - he always thinks he’s destroyed them all but then she whips out another one). his older sister, the usual suspect, is such an ass about bringing it up. if she really wants to piss König off she’ll play a song from when he was a teen, it always sends him into a frenzy. his older brothers usually don’t pick on him, that said, if his sister brings up his emo phase his eldest brother will also mouth off about it

to his credit, König’s second eldest brother is close to a saint, keeps to himself, is considerate and friendly. König’s second eldest brother is usually hanging around König when he’s home - both of them idly lounging in silence doing their own thing. they’re both mama’s boys, everyone knows, immediate family, neighbors, colleagues, it’s blatantly obvious. and, their sweet mama who could do no wrong, sort of takes advantage of that. they’re both big boys, her darling, strong sons who come running when she calls… yeah, when they’re both home she has them help her around the house - they’d never complain, they’re more than happy to help their mama fix appliances and cook meals

and then there’s their dad. yeah, generally fathers command respect, but papa König? he clears his throat and all his kids freeze - it doesn’t matter if they were laughing, fighting, or just sitting, suddenly they’re at attention. he’s not a bad parent, he just has… a general aura that says ‘large and in charge’, strikes the fear of god into people when he stands up straight and glares at you. he’s larger than life, his father isn’t the tallest in the family, the eldest son is, but König’s dad is still 6’11”/~210cm. he looks like a hardass, and he sort of is, but generally he’s easy going! papa König just has some major resting bitch face, rugged with prominent crow’s feet (mama König is absolutely smitten with him, he’s her big strong bear)