#absolutely HILARIOUS

[54625]

sorry this is so fucking funny. "They're really hard selling it" 😭

this is exactly what I was talking about

[koolaidashley]

An ACTUAL continuation of the Trans Masc Leo Saga cuz someone in the tags said they accidentally gaslit raph into thinking leo was cis n mikey jus forgot cuz he was little and tag was too funny not to follow up on so I sprinted to make this lol

[chamiryokuroi]

Sex education in middle school at my nun run catholic school was unhinged, the teacher showed up with a glass dildo, a shoe box full of condoms and a powerpoint presentation and proceded to give the most hilarious class ever.

“Girls if he says he is too big for a condom, no he isn’t” proceeds to shove her entire arm in a condom “and if he is then he’s a horse”

Picks the “bad boy” of the class and forces him to show how to put on a condom with the glass dildo in front of everyone to our amusement.

“And if you’re going to have sex for the first time for the love of God do it when you’re not in your period or it will look like a murder scene in your bed”

[acrosstobear]

mclaren Even in this heat, a hoodie is always the answer. Right, @LandoNorris? 😅

[flamingphoenix916]

The funniest thing that The Magnus Protocol S2 trailer could do was, in fact, introduce what I can only assume is a Magnus protocol, without saying either of those words 10/10

[northernsunsets]

He was reading the longest, raunchiest, worst written of them

[every-ogata]

[anonyunknownonearth]

I just found this

I’m literally crying of laughter 🤣🤣

[I found this on a repost on another website. Unfortunately, I don’t know who made this, if anyone knows pls tell me so I can tag them or give them credit, I don’t mean to take that away from them in any way]

[in-parkour-civilization]

i like thinking that eventually new players will show up and hear horror stories about this dick "parkour villain" and for a while clown horror stories will be trending beyond belief

[mo-gxn]

The Choir

[kanerallels]

Almost used the term blorbo on Instagram 2 dead 1 injured

[basedhighsenberg]

Had a young mother come in this morning to get her ring cleaned, had her two younger boys with her, both probably around 5-7 years old

Apparently they just learned the word "penis", so you could probably guess what they were both yelling at the top of their lungs for the 10 minutes they were in

I was trying (and failing) not to laugh, which of course fueled them and made them do it more

[raphaerolo]

Last line challenge?

@merlyn-bane tagged me for a combo tag game fill and @loverboy-havocboy and @wrennette tagged me for last line so I'm doing that

This one comes from a wip I have yet to name! Hooray for me who is bad at naming things (my two houseplants are named Plant and Other Plant for crying out loud.)

“Like this?” Cody tried to copy his motions with the ignited lightsaber.

“You want to adjust your grip, my dear.” He tapped Cody’s hands. “It’s not going to explode if you hold it too tight, but it could get knocked out of your hand if you don’t.”

“Aha, right.” He huffed a breath, made the adjustments, and repeated the kata.

“Much better.” Obi-Wan replied with a smile. “Now, if I sub in as your opponent, you can see how this works against someone.”

What a normal time the boys are up to, normal activities definitely, nothing abnormal has ever come about from lightsaber lessons

Tagging no pressure or full pressure, whatever you choose really, for @bladelei @cozy-fish-crow @codythecheshirecat @why-cant-turtles-fly and whoever else really really wants to

[acrosstobear]

oscarpiastri Must have missed this one from inside the car 🙃 Vegas cards didn’t fall our way but at least my dogs will be happy

[greenfrogartist]

Been a while since I’ve drawn anything but guess what

A fanart! For the fic “Missing”by @zoiaeras !

Honestly it’s more of how I imagine Peter’s design to be rather than a fanart, cause usually when I do a fanart I either draw a scene or as I’ve lately been doing draw what I imagine the cover would look like (to be fair I kinda drew the breakfast scene? )

So this is more like a very small character sheets?? And the design is wrong a bit (his hair is supposed to be a bit longer but I only ingrained the choppy hair part)

Tried to keep the blue and red of his spidey suit in, but darker and paler to show the effects Gotham had on him

Honestly the fic is amazing! and the pacing is a chef kiss, and the comedy is on point for me and what I love the most about this is that it’s doing other stuff rather than just sticking to the norm of peter - Gotham crossover

Other characters are present, there is a plot being made and the characterization makes sense for the life the characters lived, and we’re even out of Gotham and introducing other superheroes to the plot like Superman and the flash and also villains like lex Luther

And what’s fun about this fic is that currently, the strongest thing Peter have is his brain, but he is still stupid outside of building stuff (I love this adorable bean)

My most favorite thing about it is probably the plot point and that things are actually happening with consequences to them that change the status que of the fic

The fic feels like a never stopping train wreck about to happen and I’m so excited to see just how big the crash will be and how sharp the debris left of it are

Honestly I can go on and on about this fic forever but that’s mean more spoiler which is a big no no

Just know that if you want a dc x peter crossover, with more justice league characters in it, this is the fic for you

[vivern-of-nosgoth]

It's no fair for a devil to have such an angelic butt. Like wtf, literally made from clouds and marshmallows. *aggressively chewing* Yep. That's why Haarlep's face is so round and happy.