#absolutely CACKLING

[partlysunny15]

the lions are so funny for having st brown pass to goff for a touchdown like imagine the coaches at practice being like yeah um so we have this new play we’re gonna try this week

[z0mbiew00d]

This is just zombiewood Double Life summed up

[eliserayappreciation]

[oilux]

LMAO SOMEONE TRIED TO ASSASSINATE TRUMP

[queerdiazs]

steve: you’re so funny

eddie: thanks i didn’t have sex in high school

[mostcursedofpastas]

[ID: Three screenshots from Misfits & Magic. Danielle's character makes a face and says, "I just snitched." Brennan's character leans over and says, "No, it's not a snitch. You're stress testing the corruption of the system."]

[akiarathewitch]

hi guys I just started watching Monster

[melodiclune]

goro akechi

HELP WTF LMAO THAT'S ACTUALLY PERFECTION. THAT'S GORO AKECHI IN A NUTSHELL

[hawkzeyes]

Was asking my friend to rate Clint fits today and this is what she had to say. Mind you she does not read comics

[rikki-roses]

For reference, this is a Nexu:

Excerpt:

Once the yearling had finished its meal, it trotted back to Setra, chasing off the cub. To Setra’s complete surprise and amazement, it thoroughly sniffed her and her satchel before plopping down next to her legs. Slowly, agonizingly, she reached out a hand and touched its back. The Nexu meowed at her, scrambling up to sniff her hand. Tentatively, Setra reached out toward the yearling through the Force. It seemed to sense her, licking her hand and demanding a head scratch before settling back down next to her, resting its head on her knee.

Setra’s heart melted.

I’m going to do something stupid, aren’t I?

Qyzen had said that Setra would benefit from a hunting animal because of how petite (and new to hunting) she was (while her connection to the Force gave her a huge advantage when hunting, it didn’t solve everything). And she had been told that the Nexu packs on Tython were invasive and had once been domesticated – she wasn’t taking a random wild animal away from its native habitat.

Despite that, the Jedi Code was very clear on attachments – including to animals and objects. While she agreed with Qyzen’s assessment regarding her hunting skills, she would be very close to breaking her Codes if she brought the Nexu yearling back to the Temple; while it wasn’t unheard of for Jedi to take on animal companions, there was a whole process to it – she had to file an application for an animal companion, fill out a veritable mountain of paperwork, a pre-approved list of animals she could pick from, specific breeders and trainers that the Jedi Order worked with…

Setra closed her eyes and sighed deeply. While her heart wanted to throw caution to the wind and sneak the Nexu into the Temple, it would not be the responsible thing to do. She would get into all sorts of trouble if caught, as would Master Yuon, by extension. They might even put a stop to her training with Qyzen. Dismissing the idea from her mind and smoothing her emotions, Setra settled back in.

Setra sat in her observation spot for several hours until she started to doze off. The Nexu yearling had stayed at her side for a good while, trying to chew on her toes and chasing things that she threw before finally getting bored and wandering off. Setra stretched and stood up, dusting herself off. She then collected her belongings and started the walk back to the Temple.

Setra made it about fifty feet before she heard something behind her – soft footfalls and the crunching of leaves. However, when she turned around, she saw nothing.

Setra dismissed it as a figment of her imagination in her tired state and kept walking.

The same thing happened three more times by the time she got back to the Temple. She’d hear someone (or something) walking and plants rustling behind her but wouldn’t actually see anything. She tried to reach out through the Force, but all she felt was the flora and fauna that she had grown used to. The sounds stopped once she reached the steps leading up to the Temple.

She made it back to her quarters with no further incident and quickly changed into her pajamas (a oversized shirt with the logo of her favorite Huttball team, the FrogDogs, on it and purple plaid pajama pants) and put away her belongings. She opened the window before climbing into bed; while she welcomed the warmth of her room, she would welcome the air flow more.  She was asleep within seconds of her head hitting her pillow.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As had become her custom over the years, Setra was awake just before dawn. She had just started to wake up and stretch when she realized that there was another presence in her room. She wasn’t alone.

Setra shot up into a sitting position and looked around in a panic before her eyes settled on the opposite end of her bed. There, curled up in a ball and completely asleep, was the Nexu yearling. Setra realized that it must have been the Nexu that she had heard following her the night before; it must have jumped in through her window.

Shit.

[zidian-shibari]

From an author's note on a chapter of Matrilocal Marriage

Tragic news y'all, I've become a PDL stan 😔

[theshakespeareandragon]

I cannot possibly emphasize enough the sheer amount of chaotic potential that has been handed to us

[quinnigallagherjones]

my family keeps reminding me of shit i used to do as a child and oh my lord how did none of us pick up on the fact that i was autistic LMAO like bitch it's so fucking obvious

[ghost-proofbaby]

Here’s ur certificate

THIS IS JUST SENDING ME I-

brb gonna go put in an order for it to be printed and buy a frame

[bakshiis]

also here's ian for funsies

brad is going to need 2-4 business days to recover from this. he is questioning his whole life (and is very upset that he is considering ian as a romantic partner)

@eclipsemuses

[tiredassmage]

man can't escape that bisexual hip deal no matter WHERE he goes, fr