#absolute madlad | shitposting

[flags-planes-and-fire]

"He simply refused to be told what to do. For example, Roberto had a horse that he would ride to school each morning, even though the Christian Brothers repeatedly forbade him to bring the animal onto school grounds. Roberto simply ignored them"

Thanks for the info, Nando, appreciate you.

[chikorra]

My reaction to the new synopsis of the special aaaa I can't wait!!!

My friend also predicted SO RIGHT to the plot, so many times it's uncanny, this Kev guy shares a brain with Thomas ngl aaaa.

Lila + Chloe now THAT is real destruction xD

[arthrobug]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TOBY FOX DREW SANS X REIGEN ART QKCUKWBDKQKD

DOES THIS MEAN REIGEN IS SANS' CANONICAL BOYFRIEND?????????

[disappointingcabbage]

Copper sexy

This was proposed by @laurenthemself (who I can't seem to tag) so you can thank them for the idea. Feel free to defend your choice in the notes!

[your-local-squip-fanatic]

You absolute madlads.

Ok, I know I promised a face reveal once I hit this, but can I take a moment to talk about this first? How did I even hit 100 with my content?

I don't get it. I really don't get how in the world you guys enjoy whatever crazy bullshit I spew out for you guys. I can't exactly stop you, I guess.

Whether you're here for DLAU/Lesterverse, Shatterverse, or shitposts... thanks. I never expected to hit triple digits on Tumblr. Yall rock.

Your reward will be coming shortly. >:)

[cielospeaks]

-dv livestream!

thoughts:

-so first of all, mY ABSOLUTE MADLADS HOLY SHIT JOSEPH JOESTAR VOICE RICKY BOI IS GOING TO WIN THE DEDUCTION STAR OH MY GOSHHhhhh ok. i am normal abt this. i would really like it if he wins but im terrified at what sorta skin they will give him.

neutral ending: he gets like. a chopin biopic theme outfit (or even another composer. monteverdi maybe if they want to hammer in the references to orfeo or whatever). playing it safe but thats fine tbh. you want me to suffer (affectionate) ending: its amadeus the movie and idk if ricky would be mozboi or sal but either way im screaming and crying on the ground. bad ending: its none of these options and its something predictable/boring/shipping related and im like. angery face. expanded galaxy brain it will not happen but i can hope: any of my shitpost rickys. music man ricky. froderick fronkensteen ricky. beet from batea ricky. ricky wearing a nightgown and nothing else absolutely losing it ricky (that being said i have no idea but a jekyll and hyde ricky would be a bit goated)

-and for the actual livestream stuff. the three new characters are neat. i think im more attached to them than other ones- memory and adaemil were very lore heavy, lily and friends were fine but i dont feel so invested (esp when operas backstory was just a more marketable rehash of antonios -angry face emoji- ). i like the gambler lady. shes fancy yes but shes got an air of like. elegance and politeness i dont get from other characters in the series. idk i just think shes pretty and shes got them gantsby vibes -pacha hand-. goatman seems nice, like bane or burk or someone. knight seems like a cool guy or could be just the "polite guy villified for plot" and i guess that means either way ill prolly like him -le shrug-. that being said i hope hes well written and isnt a character i wont end up liking. itd be cool if he and ricky can be bros. he gives me those vibes. also gambler lady and antonio being gambling buds would be so cute. the friend he deserves. everyone can be buds with goat man bc he seems nice too.

-not so interested in the crossovers/events besides the holmes one which is big interest omg. the new lady seems like shed be a cool irene adler if shes added. detective as holmes pls. (its prlly gonna b novelist or maybe mercenary bc of mr inference? but listen cone boi is detective so holmes should be too, since his apprentice is lol)

-sept the first school au hunter gets revealed. im like :| bc this series hasnt had any faves yet but it also seems mostly harmless and gives less popular characters skins occasionally so tbh im fine w it. itll prolly be a popular hunter and not my boi antonio but whatever. -shrug emoji-

-rest of lore: ok this is fine. like tbh id rather they dont focus on the journalist plot bc i really dont like it lmao. i find the animation kinda ugly and the characters are all really unlikeable. its also just impossible to talk abt the plot to anyone since everyone has such different takes on it lol

-that being said i am looking forward to maybe the next essence/season (w gambler lady? antonio a/b tier pls he needs it. pretty lady who is also gambler i think he needs this)

[pintsizedtyrant]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A GAMER.

[disappointingcabbage]

Imagine your favorite show.

Now imagine your favorite character from that show, but they now have a gun.

How much would that shorten the plot?

[welcome-to-ikea]

Today my school had a spirit day- it was “anything but a backpack”. Some of the things I saw:

A desk

A big traffic cone

A shopping cart (saw four people do this one, there were probably more tbh)

A helmet from a medieval-style suit of armor

A tire (saw two people doing this)

A scooter

A baby doll stroller

A fishing net

A coat rack with wheels

A Craftsman canister vacuum

An entire cabinet (also saw two people doing this)

A wheelbarrow

A microwave

A popcorn machine

And a whole-ass KAYAK

[mudkipper]

I feel like if u were to walk up to logan delos and just go “hey nice cock” he wouldnt even question it he’d just be like “thanks, i know”

[wiresandwifi]

Blisk: so why should we let you become a legend

Wraith: I crawled out of a hole here and I can do this *makes a portal*

Blisk: oh wild lol you’re in

[baskervillelair]

What the fuck was his problem?

[sysig]

This is canon

[lesbean-thelgbtcoffee-co]

You see a tasteful vase filled with roses at my house.

You complement the vase.

I laugh and reveal that the vase is Actually a bong.

I pack a bowl, but when its time to smoke, I deepthroat a dozen roses like a sword swallower instead of removing them.

???

I assert my dominance over intruders in my territory.

[luna--dragon]

About Area 51

I live in the UK...

So, try not to die out there! Even a cute anime GF ain’t worth it!!

[dr-mizmix]

Crowley, 1998: So this is America, huh. This should be an easy job.

Johnny, from Georgia: You committed the greatest mistake of your life.