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littleblackraincloudofcourse · 3 months ago

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At least now I know why most Netflix shows get canceled in 3 season or less. Look what they do when they get a 4th season 😤🤬

Still fuck you Netflix for canceling my favorite shows but also fuck you Steve Blackman for doing THAT when you actually get a final season

#the umbrella academy #zero payoff for the storylines they set up seasons before #shitting on character development for shock value #absolute fuckin mess #tua s4 spoilers #anti tua s4

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this

#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours #honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that #i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning #my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives #so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life #sorry that was pathetic!#i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time #bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed #JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN #i got shit done Without you. ha!#also i want to go whale watching tomorrow #i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please...#rambles from the bog #i feel so. Independent. and tired #took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times #completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league #me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes #brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you #sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao #my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened!#they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped #they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT #when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes #i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it #but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out #man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires #fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers....#the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3 #i am Proud tbh

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du-hjarta-skulblaka · 2 months ago

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Stuck on the first few eps of Farscape after finishing up Fantasy High s2 and maybe its the whole most recently consumed bias but I'm really struck by how much it feels like a dnd game??? Bunch of weird lil renegades slapped together and put in weird situations, honestly it would make a really interesting starting point for a game

Anyway John Crichton is a bard/wizard; he does a lot of persuasion as performance and that scene of him collapsing to the floor to write slingshot equations is THE most wizard shit- perhaps Artificer would be more accurate to him but it's not a class I'm familiar with.

#most of the others i feel are fairly obvious #i do feel like thats a fun lil idea to expand on tho; write a dnd game thats Just Farscape and see how long it takes the players to notice #maybe even set it up like ok theres a bunch if Archtypes you can pick tovplay as #but instead of Zhaan Aerun D'argo etc its The Preist The Commando The Child Soldier Barbarian adhfjsjsjd #and its the PCs characters #might let that cook a lil longer #anyway yeah i honestly might make Crichton as a character bc i always forget how endearing he is to me #fuckin love Farscape man it honestly explains so much about me that i watched it at like 10 years old #its like. imo its better star wars #its closer to space fantasy than to scifi and just goes balls to the wall with it #i know the production of it was kind of insane with alot of stuff being added by the cast just messing around in character #and it gives it so much charm!!#also ultimate bisexual/pansexual/alien fucker show please help everyone is hot #baby jason ABSOLUTELY imprinted on both Zhaan and Claudia Black #im also currently workshopping a char that got a lil of aerun and a lil of crichton injected in #to be a long term foil for Sunny #basically raised by their ex and groomed to be a fucked up honeypot for them to fuck them over later #except she develops feelings for them and its all this really complex REALLY toxic dance of masks #but we'll see how that one cooks #tldr i gotta make my Bardificer later lmao #potentially with some rogue or warlock levels later on

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spotsupstuff · 1 year ago

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Idk why but I feel like sparrow is the kinda gal who knows how to make a pipe bomb

ooooh she can make much more

#spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #bomb mentioned Inferno time #she messed with her rebreather mask when she was like 10 n made it glow n emote cuz glowie pretty (emoting was later removed cuz teen-#-Sparrows thought it was big cringe)#fixed a delivery train real quick when she was 16 that got her to the Desaevio school this girl's fuckin wild when it comes to techie stuff #-points at her past life- was some kinda Absolute genius back then enough so that it carried over to the Three Sparrows life #she has social anxiety and sucks at biology as character tax though

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autoneurotic · 1 year ago

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wild magic sorcery is so fun so far i’ve turned myself into a sheep mid battle, ensnared AND dealt damage to me and my whole team, have summoned multiple mephits that are of course not on my side, blinded myself in fog

#i do love it. it’s funny.#i’m a fuckin mess in this one #i’m dark urge sorcerer #sided w the absolute but really didn’t want to lose like everyone just so i could #have minthara and also a chance at astarion romance as dark urge #so i reloaded and sided w the grove etc #so now im romancing gale and kind of astarion #im this little bloodthirsty freak with a sort-of-normal middle aged boyfriend.#but i don’t get any dark urge convo prompts w astarion which drives me insane #who else other than lae’zel could i walk up to and say I Fantasize About Murder. I Simply Love Gore and Death #and have them GET IT. i can’t even eat a fucking parasite without wyll being like ew….sickening babe

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a-cat-in-toffee · 2 months ago

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They slash definitely caught a stitch or too

Also Phoenix refuses to accept Kota apologies, hating seeing blood on wight (or anyone, it makes him squeamish)

okay in that case absolutely wight is stumbling away and finding either a mirror or w2 as fast as possible like phoenix wouldnt even have gottent he chance to give him anything before he was gone. his number one priority in that moment woul have been to fix the sitch

#au shennanigans #this fuckin FREAK loser #w2 notcies this and is up and over to him as quickly as possible.#wigth absolutely silent while she fixes it.#hes probably avoid messing with anyone afte that

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meatriarch · 5 months ago

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i dont autoship anyone fwiw but its still making me collapse and sob at how emotional and gut-wrenching lee sounds talking to maria and all the nosy/shine/wilted/etc vibes is buzzing around in my head still i need to go lie down but its wild to me that i feel theres a stronger connection between maria & lee than the supposed canon couple,

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#i have my own Thoughts abt maria+gaines like yall already know that. my sad exes-doomed-to-fail where theres the connection #back to lambs johnny involved. gaines lines arent bad at all i just dont? feel the connection there between him & maria in gun-canon?#& then theres lee who sounds like hes near-collapsing on himself to get to maria & pull her into the biggest hug imaginable & by #kels-lore w/ him being the last of the group - just how connected the two of them became for that much emotion to pour out of the guy #guns so determined to stereotype as an ass when he so clearly isnt lmao. can not convince me otherwise...#im all for exploring all kinds of possibilities with dynamics - i just wish there was consistency with gun. but. thats why pals' lores #are infinitely better so-#ALL THIS FOR ME TO SAY: lee gets absolutely bear-hugged & kissed all over his face when maria sees him for the first time down there #and theyre an absolute fuckin mess of sobbing & relief dont @ me-#[ rel. ] ── * leland m. / 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘷𝘦𝘳.

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reflectionsofgalaxies · 4 months ago

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only good thing about being sick is the joy I get when my voice drops and gets all raspy

#i do NOT wanna be (more) sick all the time #but i would absolutely like to sound like this all the time #more gender things not to think about too hard #(i’m thinking about it. can’t help it. absolutely frustrating that the only changes from t that DON’T sound great to me)#(are not intentional changes from T anyway. don’t want more acne and don’t want wonky cardiac things going on.)#(all the intentional changes? voice dropping? fat redistribution? facial hair? bottom growth?)#(HELL fuckin yeah!!)#anyway going back to not thinking about this again okay bye #gender mess #personal

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indiiglow · 1 year ago

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Man I love moving items around

#indi's night talk #no sarcasm #I fuckin love organizing and decluttering and the absolute Mess that comes before that #my floor is covered in so much shit #what is any of this even

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stabbylambchop · 1 year ago

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Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW????#I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just-#-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL'#like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!!#but like. idk.#and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another-#-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy...#but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting...#especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces...#i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments.#it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised'#I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up-#and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

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jrueships · 1 year ago

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paolo new commercial with curry, signed with jordans, jaba we need to do something besides hatewatching or laugh emojing the nba rn buddy

#even chet got his own thing going with his golf cart or fuckin whatever #if you regularly go to a golf course i fucking hate you #i hate you even more if ure a golf caddy cus they make hella money doing absolutely shit all and being white #i just hate golf STOP MAKING SPORTS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD AT MATH #STOP MESSING WITH THE DIVIDE!!#JOCK SUPREMACY 4EVRR!!!!!!!!!#anyways #jaba we rlly gotta get movin brother

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cicidraws · 1 year ago

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my older sibling once made me a gelatinous glob of just random shit we had in the cabinets and microwaved it and called it a cake one time

i ate it

i have lots of speculation which situation caused me to do this in that same year but i think this might be one of the possibilities - i proceeded to projectile urp painfully later

#i think back at it every now and then it didnt even taste good at all but i kept eating it anyway #bc it had syrup on it and i liked sugar #but it was nauseating to keep eating #emeto /#emetophobia //#food poisoning /#my mom was like “dont make a mess” while hearing me absolutely destroy the bathroom with sick #it was a wee bit traumatic #like mom cmon help me out here i am nonverbal and idk whats happening to me #but anyway #trauma dumping in tags // iDK??#fuckin hate that term tho ppl have changed all meaning of it

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ofcowardiceandkings · 1 year ago

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ugh i swear i could ask for a phone doctors appointment online without having to make a fucken patient access account or whatever it is ...

#fuckin ... annoying #its bad enough we cant just get SEEN by a doctor right off we need a phone appointment first lol #its an absolute mess ... i can kind of understand stopping the new covid strain or when it was new but really ??#surely this is just wasting time lol #also having to tell the receptionist your business first is kind of ... bbhthhrhhjfjd #anyway #rory's ramblings

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angelnumber27 · 1 year ago

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I am having very specific localized pain directly where my heart is

have mercy plz just let my body feel normal and not in pain for once. Just today