#abridged vampire

[mahoushojoumonster]

When did you and Alucard first meet?

“He was on a walk, I think. He tends to like those.”

“Apparently he finds it interesting when people turn into him. But I’m curious… why are you asking so many questions about Alucard?”

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

“Watch it, or I’ll show you just what I mean!”

@kneel-to-seto-kaiba replied to your post “I think we're gonna have to kill this guy,...”:

“You’d be wise not to get in my way.”

"Oh?"

"See that would be intimidating if you were..."

"Oh, intimidating."

[howi99]

Glynda: *looking out the window, after explaining where Salem's base is* -and so that's where they are.

Oobleck: *replacing his glasses* Interesting. But do you think Ozpin would go?

Glynda: Not as long as it's an order.

Oobleck: ... I think i have an idea.

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Oobleck: Did you know you have vacation days?

Ozpin: *surprised* I have vacation days!? You mean i can leave whenever i want and not get yelled over the scroll? Because seriously, it's always over the phone. And also because i don't like arguing with her in person. I get a boner, it's super awkward.

Oobleck: Quite.

Ozpin: Well that settles it, i'm going traveling!

Oobleck: Yes you can go wherever you wish. *Serious* Except for Mistral, headmistress Glynda was quite insistent that you never visit Mistral.

Ozpin: ...

Oobleck: ...

Ozpin: Takingthehuntressgirlandthefrenchguy. *Leave*

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*in a private bullhead to Mistral*

Ozpin: *drinking wine with a smug face*

Jaune: *reading the newspaper* So vhere is zhe huntress girl?

Ozpin: Oh you know, she's downstairs.

Jaune: ... Isn't that zhe cargo haul?

Cargo haul, coming from a coffin

Yang: *crying* I have a fear of flying, coffin and tight place's!

[tantaliart]

We will commit acts of misery

We will weaponize sightless innocents

-We will commit wolf murder

[artnijna]

Marathoned Hellsing all this Halloween and I finally got to draw Alucard and Sera’s together. Like I love this ship, and I haven’t draw them since middle school

[wronghands1]

[zevanthsnecromancy]

Hellsing Ultimate

Romanian Vampire King marries his boss

she's technically the vampire Queen now

[smashorpass50plus]

The Vampire Armand

[alucardsathomewife]

If you have to make a dream husbando how would he look like

Well

I like red eyes

He would need a sense of fashion

Have a nice smile

Be a feminist

Tolerate the French (optional)

Be tall

Great with the elderly

Make a good first impression on a group of people

[phiosart]

Living Dead Girl -

Whether in the manga, the OVAs or the abriged series, watching Seras going from fledgeling to full-blown badass vampire is just a treat.

[xlownenbemy]

A Terrible suprise for a fledgeling vampire!

I have for a very long time wanted to draw the scene where Seras gets stabbed by anderson in the first episodes.... I'm so happy I could finally do it justice!!!!

Kinda like the sketch more than the finished drawing tho.... more emotion in it... I might rework some details in it at a later date!

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

“They say you hunt vampires… hmph.” He states the rumors that he heard about Alucard, though he didn’t really believe them, “As for the card game, this duel disk of mine is the embodiment of my pride as president of KaibaCorp!” He brandishes his duel disk with a prideful expression.

(Despite Kaiba’s skepticism, vampires were indeed real in his world. Like Camula.)

@kneel-to-seto-kaiba

"So. The big shot business man with an ego larger than my dick has decided to take an interest."

"Quite funny if you ask me. After that Magician, I think I now have an interest in this little card game of yours."

[loadinghellsing]

You mentioned Hellsing Gonzo's Anderson is the only one that comes off as straight, I'm curious what you HC Ultimate and Abridged??

Hellsing Ultimate; I headcanon him as demi (demisexual and demiromantic - needs to have a strong emotional connection with someone before any sort of attraction can form.)

However, provided his work (deals with the dead at one job, at the other there shall only ever be familial love for his kids. nothing less, nothing more.) and who he is (mutual understanding between equals is important for there to be a strong connection, however he's a locked box of trauma with superiority habits) there's hardly anyone he's at risk of developing a crush on.

(additionally: if/when he develops a crush on someone he's an inexperienced flustered mess of a man)

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Hellsing Abridged; Bisexual (attraction to both men and women.)

He's closeted. Probally lying to himself, certainly in denial of any/all forms of genuine attraction (I specify "genuine" because he makes jokes).

(this isn't exactly headcanon based? More he hits on Integra and makes a "you stole my heart" joke to Alucard. The man has chaotic bi energy)

[furrydragon0w0]

My horny bisexual ass could not live in hellsing bruh 😭

[kleptic-cryptid]

[faithintheunknownsblog]

I saw one of those veronica open the door please” videos and thought “Alucard would be perfect for that” but remembered that Alucard wouldn’t bother asking you to open the door, he’d just go through the wall to begin with lmfao