#about whag this au is.

[coern]

be honest would you still love me if I made a post explaining, in excruciating detail, my project sekai au into a completely different genre of game that I made for the sake of having a plot relevant reason to kill tsukasa tenma and bring him back

[writtenicarus]

What the marauders era would order from the chippy as a classified Brit

Remus = large cod and chips. And eats every bloody bite. His parents would get it for him every Friday from ages infant to all the way when he goes round for dinner in his adulthood

James = sausage in batter. Loves it so much and eats the batter first then the sausage

Peter = cod bites. Like the smaller pieces of cod and a large chips but never finishes it

Sirius = savaloy and chips because he grew up not having it and wanted to be different when they all get it. He also likes the snap when you bite into it.

Regulus = chicken and mushroom pie and chips. He eats it with a knife and fork.

Marlene = chicken and chips. Most likely strips but no spice cause she can't take it

Lily = fish cake and chips. Remus refuses to eat next to her because he thinks if you're gonna eat fish eat it properly

Mary = the same as Marlene but gets spicy chicken strips and spicy spuds instead of chips and washes it all down with a Rubicon mango

Dorcas = cod and chips like Remus and challenges him to who can eat it all first

Evan = chips. Just a fuck ton of chips

Barty = nuggets and chips cause he's a lil baby

[bugflies00]

8am to 6pm class should be illegal . Have you considered that i barely slept because i was thikning about my yaoi

[berry-nonnie]

Starting to over analyze the idea of anthro htfasj

I want to say a few more things about why Sneeg would be a russian blue cat

Russian blues are hypoallergenic, which is best case for Charlie, but that's unrelated.

Sneeg's habit to try to beat impossible Mc mods by fishing. That's cat behavior. If this man was in the warrior cats series, he'd be a fucking riverclan cat(same)

I love animal aus <3

[love-belle]

no comment !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they finally reveal their shared life.

or

for when you got really lucky with your love. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // carlos sainz jr. x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hello!! i can't stop making these lmfao but fr these are so fun to write, i love them!! i really hope u like this, thank you for reading <3 i think, emphasis on think, that i will be able to post a pierre gasly social media au tonight along with part i of a max verstappen one so yeah, keep an eye out. i love you, hope you're okay <3

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[vxlkirayaxo]

Older women part 1

Character: Scara/ kuni / wanderer

Warnings/ tags:, modern au, cursing, fluff, little angst, inappropriate jokes, reader being oblivious, scara being a simp, 4th wall breaking scara, milf reader, alcohol (reader drinking)

No gn reader this time sorry guys 😔 this idea has been sitting in my drafts for months lolllz

I had beidou in mind a lot for the reader sorry xxx

You started genshin at first to get closer to your teenage children who had started playing this game called genshin impact. You were already a gamer so you decided to give it a go, downloading it on your PC that you usually use for work and booting it up.

Pretty soon you got to the sumeru quest line and a certain indigo haired puppet caught your eye. His attitude reminded you of your first love which caused you to sob, a little bitter at the memories of what happened between you and your first love.

You learned that he was once called kunikizushi and that scaramouche or wanderer now, had a very sad backstory. You got a bit thirsty and bored so you stood up from your PC to grab a bit of booze. As you staggered out of your office to grab some drinks, wanderer who was talking in the game paused and looked directly at the screen.

"Tch...this is an important part of my lore." He grumbled making nahida giggle. He glared at her before crossing his arms and just impatiently waiting for you to come back. Tapping his foot on the ingame ground until the door to your office opened again and he went back to the position he was in before.

You took a sip of your beverage before you sat down in your chair. Humming as you clicked the auto play as you continued to listen to the dialogue. You couldn't wait to talk about the archon quest with your children. You took another sip before leaning your chin against the palm of your hand.

"Come back to the banner, I wanna get you so I can name you stinkytoots." You rumbled bored of all the dialogue. It took every ounce of restraint not to react to that, still having to put up the act that he wasn't aware of the videogame.

Eventually you fell asleep from boredom. Your arms crossed and laying on the table while your head rested up on them. Some drool out of the corner of your mouth meaning you were deeply asleep. Wanderer stopped talking when he noticed you were asleep. He tapped his foot on the ingame ground trying to think of something before he sighed and reached a hand through the screen and moved your drink away from you in case you moved around in your sleep and spilt it.

He sighed and looked at you. Reaching his whole upper torso out of the screen and watching you sleep, not in a creepy way but in a 'whag am I going to do with you' kind of way. Nahida giggled again, of course the goddess of wisdom knew she was also just in a video game but she preferred to watch scara hopelessly try to interact with you.

"mm... stinkytoots...your crit rate sucks..." You mumbled in your sleep as you repositioned your head on your arms. Wanderer let out a huff of disgust at the nickname. He wanted you to think much more of him than....'stinky toots'...

Yes, he wanted you to think of him much more than reminding you of your first love, a bastard that left you when you were in need of them the most. He wanted to be your only love, since you were his he thought it was only right. He reached a hand and touched the end of your hair.

"you need a haircut, I could see your split ends from in-game." He hummed, a cruel smirk on his face as he insulted you but he meant none of it. He placed a kiss on your head before going back into the screen. He figured it would be safer to watch you from inside in case you wake up.

He wasn't ready to actually talk to you yet.

[resident-idiot-simp]

Teacher AU 3rd option -

Gaz: So today we I'm going to continue on the chapter 5 unit and-

Soap: bursts through door LOOK I DON'T HAVE TIME YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME

@steriotypicaloutlaw : I can see Gaz being like.. a history teacher or something and Ghost just straight up says shit from the corner of the classroom that is definitely not true

@myriadblvck: the fuck you mean mammoths are extinct??!? WHAG DO YOU THINK THAT WAS IN RUSSIA GARRICK???? HUH???

Price: *trying to teach a lesson*

Soap desperately knocking at the window

Price:......

Price who had to run to the bathroom and left Ghost to watch over everyone

Ghost: Did you know that depending on how you butchered a human if you cook them it would taste different?

StO: Price comes back and he's explaining how a vivisection works

'I won't show the scars because I think I would get sued '

StO: Says that it may be different for them if they have one done in a hospital though, because hospitals have anesthesia and pain meds

He says it as a passing mention like it's not a big deal. No one is quite sure if he's joking or not some say he is some say he isn't.

'also a lot lower chance of getting an infection.... I'm still not sure how I didn't get one.... Especially after being buried with a dead body..... ANYWAYS '

If Soap is left in charge he starts explaining how bombs work.

In between that he starts dropping the most insane lore you've ever heard.

'Oh yeah I am banned from Austria because I slept with prime minister that one time and then blew up half their army....'

Everyone thinks he's lying every single one of them. Until Price comes in and tells him these things are classified and he signed so many documents for him to not talk about this SHIT.

Every time Soap gets caught telling one of these stories (because there are hundreds of them) They get more and more Price lore.

'I HAD TO PAY LASWELL SO MUCH MONEY FOR THAT'

'DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FAVORS I OWED TO THE LEADER OF CAMBODIA BECAUSE OF YOU'

'I NOW I'M NO LONGER ALLOWED NEAR AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF THAT DEAL'

Gaz is downright normal compared to them. 'Yeah I regularly fell out of helicopters'. That's old news Gaz. Soap just explained how there is now a crater in New Zealand because someone lost a game of poker.

Gaz is honestly just relieved he doesn't have to deal with the BS anymore (he does he can never escape)

(I say that as if falling out of the helicopter was the most extreme thing he did when he literally got kidnapped by Price). That's probably a regular point he makes

[woofs-silly-ships]

Ahem

Spoilers below

WHAT

THE

F U C K

WAS THAT

THEY WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAYBE REDEEM HIM

MEGGY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING WITH THAT, SHE DID WHAT ALL THE PUZZLES FANS HAVE BEEN WANTING TO DO

LEGITIMATELY FUCK YOU MARIO

IT HAPPENED IN ALL OF 5 SECONDS TOO

I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO PROCESS WHAG JUST HAPPENED

(Mario has gone from one of my favorites to by far my least favorite character and will never be moving back up, no matter how silly or resentful my guy is he had zero reason to do that, especially when puzzles was now friendly with the person standing RIGHT NEXT TO MARIO… that genuinely broke me beyond belief and even if Puzzles breaks out I’m still not changing Mario’s rank now /srs)

I mean I’m glad he’s not dead but still

He’s going freaking insane rotting in a freaking jail cell and it broke my heart

I still get to have my AU where the didney crap doesn’t happen and the canon storyline where my s/I starts killing everybody so yippee I guess?

Aside from that the episode and song were freaking awesome

That song went from me happily head bopping to depressed head bopping near the end LMAO

Oh and I NEED that puzzles plush and shirt grrrrrgrgrgrggrgr

I do hope that they’ll maybe give the arc some time before putting Puzzles into play again, because they clearly want to and I’m happy about that, but we need time to breathe or the fandom will implode again lmao

TLDR: not as depressing as I thought but still sad lol, good WOTFI, Western Spaghetti is still my favorite smg4 movie tho

[number1mackinnie]

thinkin about drawing my swap au mac design,,

hes swapped with phone and i decided to like,, kinda fully swap them? i dont know how to explain it but in this au mac is a robot and phone is just a regular object, phone’s still the same but he gains regular arms and a regular voice. mac turns into screen object kinda like phone? idk. youll see whag i mean when i draw him,,, mac loses his regular voice and gains one like phone so basically yeah

i needa figure out what screen color to give mac though so poll on what color should i make his screen

[komohine]

i don't remember if you've already said this somewhere but do your keiths (all aus) have any tattoos??

I dont think so actually, I never thought of tattoos for rhem past the need to make them fit a song (glass animals… *ugly crying*) and within that song it’d actually be james who got the tattoo (which ive shown and designed before)

I think its a funny juxtaposition. Keith: rebel, edgy, would have 6 million piercings if his ears allowed it, probably box dyes his hair black idk, gets into fights constantly, hated authority. James: antithesis of keith, straight laced, golden boy, universally loved by teachers and authority for being so obedient, rule loving, etc.

And irs actually james who secretly gets the tattoo before the age of 18, meanwhile Keith’s skin is still untatted. I feel that says a lot about them. I feel thats quite funny. The difference between james whos so sure about whag he wants and keith who doesn’t know. Isnt that funny..

[yb-cringe]

im not a qsmper but i AM incredibly nosy and a jaiden of the animation variety fan. what is familioier, why is jaiden specifically being excluded, and WHAT suicide jokes are being made????

KFAKMD ok. lets take this step by step

1) familoier is the qsmp ‘family’ of roier bobby and jaiden. thats what it was originally (bobby is an egg child given to roier and jaiden its a long story)

this later came to involve cellbit as roier and cellbit got married (WAHOO) and before that vegetta as roiers dad and foolish as his? stepdad and leo as his sister.

2) its just misogyny. thats why shes excluded. like no one would ever admit that because they dont want to but to them ever since guapduo got married jaiden has been Nothing but Fun Side Character haha and not a major part of roiers life. not the literal mother of his child.

and also his best friend who was there for him for a major part of his life (post spreen betrayal- lile right off the cuff of that is when jaiden meets him). shes an extremely fuckin important person and CELLBIT makes a huge fucking point of this even

however literally like ever since the marriage happened people have been really quick to discount jaidens character entirely and exclude her from any discussions around familoier.

and at first the assumption is WELL what if its just bc shes not there a ton? interacting with them? and yet id say she interacted with roier more than vegetta and foolish yet somehow theyre always getting included in these aus and fics and art pieces because god forbid we forget the two extra men in this photo of an all male family, one of which hasnt been on in months

3) fjsjfn the suicide joke part is just to imply ‘if you keep doing x then im gonna kill myself’ was originally whag i was gonna say. but its like. ironic ‘no i onow thats bad so im gonna say something else to be less toxic’

anyway this was a huge EXTREMELY MESSY rant. tl;dr im just frustrated by people consistently ignoring jaidens involvement in roiers life and constantly backseating her for the more ‘interesting’ romance plot. like its just the quickest way to tell me you dont give a shit about aroace people, strong platonic relationships, or women just. at all.

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

lark whag if i told you i have an extremely self indulgent au where i put evelyn and dianne on. the tulpar. ITS SO FUN TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD THEY GET UP TO

I AM LISTENING!!! pls do tell,,,

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

Hey so for that wtdw au post (Link here)

Idk what to name it and I kinda wanna post about it a lil bit

[klvm0nn]

Martha, it’sh me, Biwy🤓 Dontch you tchell’em what we did, Agnesh, I- I MEAN MARTHA!!! DONT YOU TELL THEM WHAG WE DID, MARTHA!!!🤓

Sooo here’s my little sketch with Billy and my oc:P

Check alt if you can’t understand my handwriting!!!X/

I have a little au, where instead of sorority Billy breaks into a big monastery and lives in the attic. The second main character is this girl and she’s called Martha, I will probably tell more about her later if y’all get interested in my au! Here’s a little sketch I made a looong time ago on my cousin’s blackboard tehehe

[mothermara]

hm. whag if.. au where martin ends up in one of ezimar's cults. uhh I don't know what the ramifications of that would be I'll think about that later

[nfnfnfnfndnfkfjfndksjsndnxjsojsn]

hey ur toh self insert.. whats her backstory. and also her relationships with th e other characters and stuff also if u please..?

SEHS TH E COOLSTGIRL EVER....( i am the coolst girl ever ) Ok so this is the most roughest thing ever and i made it up while laying in bed but she is a silly little puppet or doll ( i cant decide to make her human or not but puppet is fun ^_^ ) but this is slightly an au where after the titans get destroyed and the collector is back to being lonely and about to be banished he just quickly leaves instead of staying and being laser beamed to NoWhere and the archiveists don't really care but can feel bad and are like uhhguhhhhhhh Heres a puppet I Guesss ( i like to think this can relate to his power to make puppets and influence it ^_^ ) and it was kind of blank and it was okay but got left behind as he got more talkative and social with belos so the puppet just collected dust it was kind of alive but not super amount being able to like think but not do much other than be used to play :-P and kind of just got forgotten and in this timeline the collector kind of gets realsed in a better manner instead of getting realsed and then Aploglclisp just get realsed and just a slight bit of anger at Belos as he builds up his little crown again in secret like in For the Future and he gets his own room like in the crown in the palace and belos is like erm ok stay here i guess whatever makes u happy thumbs up as he gets a headache from how much he's speaking all of his stuff gets brought down to the room including toys including PUPPET DOLL THING creature and he's like ohhhhhhhh :-) cool and idk really know what happens next other than Belos just sneaking in to find like anything to help him make this coven process go quicker etc etc find puppet go ok that's weird puppet gets conusisus since they arent in the middle of no where space and they talk, puppet can shapeshift VERY HELPFUL!( yes they still look like a puppet and act/dress very exgrattedly but usually its not noticeable until it goes on for like weeks/hours ) while hunter is away she can be the new hunter or caleb or luz or whoever mostly hunter but just in his golden guard outfit not his face usually since its pretty hard to keep that form pretty long, go sneak around pretending to be luz to trick eda into telling her more about key stuff, portal, titans blood etc insert scene where puppet luz and normal luz are just looking each other as she just walked in, fighting and screaming ( its kind of clear when its a puppet but in the moment i guess you dont notice the more extragged outfits, hair and movements ) luz talks to puppet doll person and is like you should Just find yourself and be yoruself and they are like Whag and then insert all episoid about learning about human and witch stuff and then BOOM they take the azura costume and kind of go back to belos not out of fear but Thats Where I live i dont know where else to go and i jsutgot here uaghh they got their outfit from luz's azura intererst really liking it and the hair and face from dolls around the isles and magenzises it took alot of trys to find hereself but here she is :3, belos is like aghhhhyour Like not just like flat anymore you have emotions and hair erm ok i can work with this and an awesome friendship devlops since kylie doesnt know anything about much and belos is like THE HUMANRELAMI S SOOOO COOL AND EPIC and it was just great so the coven is system is too and kylie is like ok ok taking notes ur awesome got it the collector was like WHAG MY PUPEPTIS A PERSON NOWBELOS WHAT but then was like this is fine new playmate woohoo they kind of just take of hunters spot in the caslte like they were doing before but now they have a name, look and personality and just hover around belos not really knowing where else to go and how to say much ( also she appears around season 2-3 :P )