#about cara

[ex0rin]

@sparklingbinjuice out here making me a new banner after i spent all day sending her rough snippets of winterfalconjr lead up smut (just right dot gif)

[ex0rin]

THAT is a SOUR CREAM GLAZED donut NOT an old fashioned donut you uncultured swines. It's also my favourite donut which is why I'm adding onto the main post and not just putting it in the tags.

[dustybones]

girlfriends flirting in a normal way

[evil-sometimes]

I am completely obsessed with a crown of candy. like caramelinda and lazuli were IN LOVE. imagine you're caramelinda. you are married to the love of your life. and she dies. your country is unstable, you need to remarry, politically. you have to remarry to her baby brother who up until now has just been a reckless prince getting up to stupid shit in the war. and now he's your husband. and now he's king. you have two daughters with him. he is a useless ruler, so you manage everything. you try to keep your family safe. your daughters grow up and take after their father. they take after lazuli. they are reckless. they just want to fight things, and you feel like their jailer, trying to impose rules, trying to keep them safe. you love them and would break apart if anything happened to them. you miss your wife. you have been married to your husband for 20 years now. he has been by your side longer than you even knew your wife. you deserved her, not him. it is impossible not to love him. but never like you loved her. he is still an irresponsible reckless warrior. he is a coward. he is your partner in life. you have children and a kingdom together. one of your daughters dies. she dies sneaking away after you told her to go to bed. you are queen. you are supposed to be able to protect her. you had ordered people to follow her and keep her safe. she still died. you want to blame her. you want to blame everyone. you want to blame yourself, you tried so hard to keep her safe. you cry in your husbands arms. you find out your wife kept secrets from you. you have to leave your home. your family is in danger. your family is protecting itself. you feel like dead weight. you miss your wife.

[acornered]

long distance relationship got me thinking in Joanna Newsom lyrics

[ex0rin]

yeah, alright

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[lazy-b1rdy]

Yay adventure line in a comic!

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(It took 2 weeks to get the googly eyes off of the line since it kept running away from the narrator. It liked them too much! Though they did eventually get taken off bc Nigel was getting frustrated with it and it's antics)

might draw Nigel interacting with it as a pt 2 :-3

[agardenandlibrary]

I'm still not over the absolute hilarity of Elliot realizing he's been tricked into being extremely athletic by his absurdly super athletic best friends.

[thiswildernessismyhome]

[fireworkss-exe]

HEY VENEER!

[ex0rin]

taking a little break on gifs for like a week cause apparently i've taken up drawing now??? BUT ALSO guess who finished a 7k smut fic today (it's me) and it'll probs be uploaded later tonight 😘

[katabay]

JACK THE GIANT KILLER

originally this was a kind of personal visual vibe test: I'm still turning some thoughts around about jack in my head (altho I have finished assembling the skeleton of a story and I'm looking forward to seeing what happens when I start to press at it) but I really liked how it turned out so I'm posting it as it's own illustration :)

the first post about this idea is over here, but I've fine tuned it down a bit so that the story begins with jack finding the body of a giant while he's out in the woods one day, and the story spirals out of hand before he can stop it.

it's been interesting to read up on jack tales from a literary analysis point of view while I figure this story out!! and through the power of more coffee, I think. I'm close to pinning down an underlying theme I'd really like to bite into. I just need to condense it down to a couple of sentences instead of several paragraphs.

and to close this post out, here's another excerpt from the j.g. ballard's the drowned giant that haunts me!

[youareunbearable]

Tonight is a great night to think fondly on Haleth and Caranthir. I think they would make such a funny couple.

Imagine??? The Big Tall Broody Scowling Kinslayer Who Is Also The One Reason The Economy Is Functioning At All Between The Different Races/Elvish Factions Who Probably Is Dying To Tell King Thingol/His Cousins To Fuck Off At Any Given Moment and hes looming over this short human lady??

This short human lady that Can, Will, and Already Has told him to pull the stick out of his ass and bullies him into doing normal townsfolk chores??? Lord Carathir, Master Economist and a Weaver with the skill to rival his grandmother, sitting there and darning socks cause his tiny mortal wife told him too. His reward will be a kiss on the cheek but she'll scold him while he does it because he said a mean thing about his Cousin Finrod in his last letter to her while he KNEW Finrod was visiting her.

Only three things in the world keep Caranthir in check: His Eldest Brother, The Lord Himring, The Current Head of the Feanorian Faction of Noldor, and Former High King; the idea that if he didn't complete his brothers' tax paperwork and run the Trade Routes then the Nolofinweans and Arafinweans would become more economincally important And We Cant Have That; and his 4'11 wife he met bloodied and wrathful on a battlefield screaming at an orc over the corpse of her brother-- it was love at first sight

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

Thinking about how being a girl is just being constantly aware of all the ways you could be harassed. Oh, a car passing by. Hopefully it's not filled with men who want to shout something at me. Oh a group of teen boys walking by me while I'm by myself. I sure hope they leave me alone. Oh, look, a construction crew. Better not go that way. Oh I want to go to a bar? Better not leave my drink unattended. In fact, it's better not to take a drink from someone at all. Even the bartender. Oh, I want to go for a walk but it's starting to get dark? Probably a better idea to stay inside.

It's any wonder more of us don't go crazy.

[idkbishsss]

Din getting lesbians(+Boba Fett) to help him get Grogu back: Gay rights! Yeah, gay rights!

Meets Luke Skywalker on the ships

Din:I’m gay-

[alittlelostsputnik]

wednesday and enid having a quiet evening, winding down, snuggled against each other (or at least, enid is snuggled against wednesday, and wednesday doesn't complain).

wednesday is reading a book. enid is scrolling through her phone. eventually, they both fall asleep against each other.

enid wakes first. the way wednesday has fallen asleep against her arm is super uncomfortable, but enid doesn't want to disturb her.

she waits a while. eventually, quietly says wednesday's name. even gives her the most gentle nudge.

wednesday doesn't wake up. but, she mumbles in her sleep, largely incoherent – but at the end, quiet but unmistakable, "cara mia."