#abe ow

[normal-girl-in-an-odd-world]

So I Am Confusion;

According to the Oddworld wiki, Abe is 5'8,

But in literally ALL of the official height chart promos (that I could find), his height is consistently shown to be a little over 6 feet!

Where are people getting he's 5'8??

Like I know the height charts aren't like completely reliable, but Abe's height is consistent through all of them!

So what exactly is going on here??

[mingot-studios]

So I'm confused

according to the Oddworld wiki, Abe is 5'8

But in literally ALL of the official height chart promos, his height is consistently shown to be a little over 6 feet

(sorry for the poor quality these were the best versions I could find :/)

Where are people getting he's 5'8??

Like I know the height charts aren't like completely reliable, but Abe's height is consistent through all of them!

So what exactly is going on here?

[moominpopzz]

I wonder if Marks ever hit Ashe with the “Your mother would be so disappointed”…. How horrible do you think that’d fuck her up…

[mousydentist]

[chiropteracupola]

as part of the delightful wonderful @sailorpants' birthday boy king taskmaster extravaganza, I present to you the Most Dramatic Letter Written Home from a Polar Boat Journey Which Is Going Horribly.

Dear Mother, If this letter reaches you well I am not sure how that happened given that all who remain to post this home are penguins & leopard seals & the horrible dr Fred Cook. I am some where near the South pole but I know not where on acct. of the Captain has thrown all our navigational equipment into a crevasse to prevent us turning back. Alas by then we were Three days since our last sight of the ship so we are about lost. After this occurrence the Bosun was set up on [sic] by two of the Meteorologists as [illeg.] the steel legs he had received after the war might be used for compasses. They were disciplined by being thrown into a crevasse by the Captain. The remaining men who had not been drowned frostbitten taken by consumption [illeg.] trampled by ponies got food poisoning ect. mutinied against Capt. & threw him into the crevasse. We regretted this for we found that he had hidden all of the food in his coat. In the next days the horrible dr Fred Cook & I drew lots among the men — we killed and ate the master's mate the cabin boy two ABs & my good friend [illeg.] Thomas who I once fucked in our berth for lack of any otter [sic] companionship. Very much afraid that the horrible dr Fred Cook will eat me next in order to survive as he has been eyeing me in a creepy way of late. Giving this letter to a penguin — shall now walk out into the ice to die — I lay this is a better fate for me than being stabbed with a marlinespike & being eaten raw and warm by the horrible dr Fred Cook. I am yr loving son always, Thomas Thomas Williamson, AB

[romaine-arts]

Sekto probably thinks he is so tough with his ability to take control of the bodies of other Oddworldians. Just wait until he meets Strangers new boyfriend, eh? 😉

yyyyyyeah about that....

[lionydoorin]

sending lots of love to my fellow gamer nonbinaries. i hope we can enjoy these victories full of love and support and that transphobes rot in hell <3 you are real, you are enough and what people think of you does not matter. also long live clove and venture and all of our few but loved nonbinary characters that exist and that will come to exist in the near future <3

[wiredalienvampire]

oddworld doodles ft. soulstorm!abe

[marcobodtlives]

If Jean were a titan he’d bang his head against the nearest flat surface in order to shift.

[viaphni]

[binksbrew]

grahh i want to talk ab hachi's character development so bad.... his relationship to arlong and the period of time after arlong park and how camie forced him to come to realizations on things and--

[backwzzds]

so.

You posted something about smuthospital that was really nasty and rude. You need to be more considerate for your readers.

ummm i was nasty and rude for calling them a bitch bc they came in my comments complaining about the fact that the story was targeted for black (darker skinned) women ??? and how they didn’t like how it was about dark skinned women ??? and then came in my inbox acting like a victim & begging me not to post the gaslighting, backhanded & inconsiderate msgs they sent me bc of ‘what they’re going thru’ ???? thats what im nasty and rude for ? yall can properly go to hell idc 🧍🏾‍♀️

[undeadgoonie]

this man did NOT beware the ides.

(alt filter under the cut)

[idrils]

my ab muscles are just nothing rn (on account of the whole open abdominal surgery) so i have to use other muscles to make up for it. it makes adjusting my seat interesting with extra wiggling and more support from my arms

it's also impossible to cough and i honestly dread pooping. we'll see what happens

[hotchology]

i wish the datv steam profile wasnt FUGLY.

[gently-decaying-flowers]

Reason number 1929482902 I love being gay

This girl is so much better to me in our TALKING STAGE than my boyfriend was in our entire 15 months of dating

And it made me cry a little