#a very chaotic duo

[dramashii]

The unserious bickering partners in crime

[sunlit-mess]

best friend day but it's my #1 hater

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[beaulesbian]

im just noticing some similarities

[cringeyvanillamilk]

A swap AU where Nezuko takes Tanjirou's place and Sabito takes Giyuu's place. ✨

In this AU, Nezuko and Sabito would butt heads a lot. You'll always hear them bicker when they are together. Nezuko would always bring up Sabito's height because she knows he's sensitive about it lmao.

[the-princess-and-the-admiral]

From tomorrow’s Telegraph front page🥺😢

[all-or-nothing-baby]

monsterfuckers not only fucking their monsters but also gently cradling an unlovable paw/claw/tentacle etc in their kink-shamed and shunned-from-society-yet-still-ever-loving hand

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

First meetings

Setting: Modern day Korra, everyone pulled out of their timelines.

Korra: So I was wondering. What was everyone's first time contacting their past self like! Wan: Oh this is gonna be good. Kyoshi and Yangchen: *grimacing* Kuruk, looking at Kyoshi nervously: Uhhhh sure. Aang: Sure I'm down! Let's go in order! Korra first! Korra: What?! Oh ok! So like, I thought I lost almost all of my bending, and then at my lowest point you came in and helped get my bending back Aang! Aang: Oh sweet! Korra: Hell yeah, really came in clutch! Aang: Ok I'm next. Roku's animal guide told me where to go meet him, so we had to sneak into the Fire Nation to talk to him. Got a bit dicey, but he gave us some incredible advice that we needed! Roku: Awesome! Glad I could help-wait what do you mean "Sneak into the Fire Naiton?" Aang: Don't worry about it. It's your turn! Roku: Oh um, so like. Sozin and I were in the middle of a cave in, partially caused by me. I thought I was dead, and thought my role was to just be a placeholder Avatar. But Kyoshi gave me a pep talk that amounted to "It's not your fault. Quit bringing yourself down, and look within you to harness the power you need." And she was right. Kyoshi, trying to be positive but sounding dejected: Wow, I was right about one thing for once..... Roku: Ummm, what was your experience like Kyoshi? Kyoshi: ................... Kuruk: Haha c'mon, I wasn't that bad- Kyoshi: I can't really say the first time amounted to much, it was choppy. Subsequent attempts left me paralyzed with seizures. Kuruk: ....O_O Huh? Kyoshi: It's because I didn't want to touch you with a ten foot poll. I was able to reach you eventually- Kuruk: Oh that's good! How- Kyoshi: By drowning myself. Everyone: ...............................dude. Kuruk: Did you really have to do that- Kyoshi: I was desperate. It was either I attempt to contact you that way, or I was gonna die and beat your ass on the other side. Either way was a win in my book. Kuruk: ................................did.....did I do something wrong- Kyoshi, grimacing in physical pain: No.....just.....just leave it, ok? Wan: What was it like for you Kuruk? Kuruk: It....it was.... normal? Wan: Oh well.....that's....nice? Korra: Ok well....Yangchen? Your turn! Yangchen: Do I really have to? Korra: Yes. Yangchen: I don't really remember. Korra: What do you mean- Yangchen: Korra, it was probably one of my many dissociative episodes, usually happened when I slept. Spirits knows when I first contacted Szeto. Tbh I was probably 5 years old and unconscious living out one of his memories. Like I did with most of my past lives. Korra: Holy shit. Yangchen: It got so bad that me and the nuns had to develop techniques for when I wake up so I could feel.....grounded again. Wan: Ok, but like why are all the girls' like.....all traumatic. Raava, get us a girlie that's not suffering. TT0TT

[novadragoness]

Builder & Qi are the kind of power couple that would give Miguel heart attacks daily.

[nikikikiko]

huge phase rn dw about it but

Forbidden Family Odyssey AU

featuring: Eugene as Odysseus

Most specifically I think it'd be funny to put Eugene through The Horrors for 10 years (imprisonment) and then The Trials for another 10 years (trying to get back home)

I'd imagine ?? In this AU, Gavus managed to escape the invasion with the kids (or one of the kids... haven't decided yet) while Eugene was captured, splitting the family apart for 10 years. Then Eugene breaks out (whether or not with his own wit or with the aid of the kids) and spends another 10 years struggling to get home to his family.

All the while he's chased by Conrad, avoiding the Esperia vs. Hypogean War, and trying to figure out where the hell Gavus and the kids even are at the moment.

[robynator]

there's just something about paul f tompkins that brings out chaotic twin energy in zach and jess and i love that

[hide-your-bugs-away]

WHEN I FIND MAGAZINES WITH THEM ON THE FRONT COVER... IT'S A GOOD DAY... 🥹🐾✨️

[basil-under-a-blanket]

Snufkin moominvalley and crowley good omens having a drink 2023 AD

[sorrelchestnut]

I know that "Eddie and Chrissy become friends well before the events of S4" is a semi-popular trope by now, but I submit for your consideration: Steve and Chrissy become friends before S4 happens, and as a result the plot goes entirely off the rails.

So, like, it's November 1984, and when Chrissy hears someone throwing up in the adjoining bathroom stall she discovers Steve Harrington and his untreated concussion communing with the toilet bowl. One cartoonishly uncoordinated trip to the nurse's station later, Steve's sitting with the cheerleaders at lunch while Tommy H. glowers ineffectively across the cafeteria. When Chrissy finally gets her shit together and dumps Jason after Valentine's day, Steve decides to throw his hat into the ring for Prom Court, because, in his words, "We are going to win you this breakup, Cunningham. You and me got this shit in the bag."

And then with a year and change of an actual support system instead of a boyfriend who puts her on a pedestal, she no longer has the right conditions to be one of Vecna's victims when spring break rolls around. But she still goes to buy weed from Eddie Munson the day of the championship game, and still asks for something harder - not for herself, of course, but the guys on the team want something for the party. Jason insists on going with her to pick it up "in case that guy tries something," and she goes along with it because she doesn't have a ride and Steve's on a date. There's the expected snarling and snapping and posturing between Jason and Eddie, and then when Eddie's rooting around in his dresser for the drugs he hears Chrissy calling his name in a panicked voice. When he stumbles out Jason is standing there catatonic while Chrissy is crying and shaking him frantically, begging him to wake up.

Jason doesn't wake up. Jason rises, and then he breaks, and he breaks, and he breaks, and they run.

And that's when things get really interesting.

[clarichoupie]

As someone who had never written before (despite having tons of ideas) I didn't understand how difficult it was to write fanfiction!!!

Anyway, if you feel like it, here is a little story inspired by real facts and filled with all the love I have for these little turtles. They’re everything to me. ♡

PS: Sorry little sis @lailah2004, I know you will see this so sorry to have transformed your trauma into a rottmnt fanfic. But I guess you won't mind too much? x) I'll take those black gloves you wanted to make it up to you. Big hugs! ♡

[elytrafemme]

hey i’m not going to be able to get my assignments done today. yeah it’s a dougdoug and parkzer VOD. yeah it’s gonna be all day. sorry.