#a tired gothamite

[a-tired-gothamite]

Just watched Robin pay for his food with a Wayne credit card???

@the-better-robin who did you rob?

[xylofondue]

Ninjago Headcanon #6?

Kai's the second-best at chores and cooking among the ninja (Zane being first ofc) because of all the years he spent looking after Nya

[a-tired-gothamite]

Affectionate, protective…dreamy?

Uh. Sure???

y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

[a-tired-gothamite]

Do you think anyone would notice if I casually started putting fear toxin in rude customers' drinks because there's like a whole stash in the back cupboard.

[xylofondue]

Intro!

whoopsies i forgor

Hi! My name's Fon (not really) and I'm from the US and I'm Korean!

Please do not ask or reply anything that is NSFW or relating to donating money (I can share though) because I am a minor.

I am in one too many fandoms so I rb a lot of fandom posts

Main Interests:

LMK

Ninjago

Horror games (just in general)

My Hero Academia

DC

Minecraft

ROTTMNT

OSC

The Arcana (and om)

Please send asks abt my OCs!

-Fon

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

How I imagine him when I'm reading ao3 fics and comics which are both torturing him at the same time

Why do you hate him @frownyalfred (ik you don't but I just finished eye in the sky)

[a-tired-gothamite]

He’s so real for that omg

-S

This is fine

[a-tired-gothamite]

Not even 2 minutes into my shift and a vigilante is already rummaging through the supply closet.

[a-tired-gothamite]

This coffee is burnt. What the hell?

That's not really my problem???

You should talk to the barista, not me.

-Sam

[writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink]

I just imagine the people of Gotham when shit goes down they're just like I saw nothing the whole city is known for minding it's own business because look in a city like Gotham everyone has done a crime at least once or had to work for someone not so good at least once .. like you just saw two face robbing a bank no the fuck you didn't, oh ivy fed a man to her plants nah I'm blind actually, and it's not because the civilians are scared of the villains retaliation no it's more like people just don't really care to much, unless it's joker or scare crow you see either of those fuckers and people are immediately calling the gcpd, with joker it's the fact he's so unpredictable he does shit on a whim, and someone almost always ends up dead or severely injured, scarecrow no one wants to get gassed,

Also I feel like if people of Gotham saw someone stealing they really wouldn't give a fuck cause they're like eat the rich, but more then that it's that everyone is in Gotham because they can't afford to be anywhere else and Gotham has the lowest rent prices anywhere just because of the crime rates

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

We do not condone Possums nightly activities.

- Cece

[gotham-its-too-early-for-this]

You know it’s a normal day when Jonna REFUSES TO SLEEP and instead spends the whole night theorizing on what Wayne is dating what Bat, the love square between Bruce Wayne, Batman, Superman, and Clark Kent, or why the Justice League are all secretly Batman from different universes.

-Sofia (please help)

[a-tired-gothamite]

Why???

I pity my colleagues with the day shift because they have to deal with you

Bell Pepper Tea

[holyfuckitsgoontime]

I think I may have brainnn damageee

so that's fun

[gothamgothic]

I've been bumped up the list for that apartment complex that I was trying to get into!!!! So excited! Not sure why I have been - but I am not about to look a gift horse in the mouth! I have a tour set up for later today. Fingers crossed! Its in a nicer neighborhood, closer to campus - I won't have to cross rogue territories anymore if I get in. Plus, it allows pets! Finding a decent apartment in Gotham is like looking for a needle in a haystack. If things go well, I should be moving in some time this next week?

Apparently the previous tenant changed schools. Gotham was too much for them.

[a-tired-gothamite]

OOC:

Pro-tip: Do not binge read the entirety of @/ask-spiderpool's blog because you stumbled across it while scrolling through Tumblr and got a flash back to when you first read a screenshot of it on Pintrest 5 years ago.

-Fon