#a tired gothamite

[a-tired-gothamite]

Just watched Robin pay for his food with a Wayne credit card???

@the-better-robin who did you rob?

[xylofondue]

Ninjago Headcanon #6?

Kai's the second-best at chores and cooking among the ninja (Zane being first ofc) because of all the years he spent looking after Nya

[theshiningstaranon]

“How are you doing today my dear Star Anon? I hope you’re doing well.”

@mister-judge-jury-executioner

Not super great honestly, I've had a rough couple of days.

A-anyways, thank you for asking! I hope you're doing okay too...

-⭐

[a-tired-gothamite]

Affectionate, protective…dreamy?

Uh. Sure???

y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

[a-tired-gothamite]

Not even 2 minutes into my shift and a vigilante is already rummaging through the supply closet.

[xylofondue]

Intro!

whoopsies i forgor

Hi! My name's Fon (not really) and I'm from the US and I'm Korean!

Please do not ask or reply anything that is NSFW or relating to donating money (I can share though) because I am a minor.

I am in one too many fandoms so I rb a lot of fandom posts

Main Interests:

LMK

Ninjago

Horror games (just in general)

My Hero Academia

DC

Minecraft

ROTTMNT

OSC

The Arcana (and om)

Please send asks abt my OCs!

-Fon

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

How I imagine him when I'm reading ao3 fics and comics which are both torturing him at the same time

Why do you hate him @frownyalfred (ik you don't but I just finished eye in the sky)

[a-tired-gothamite]

He’s so real for that omg

-S

This is fine

[a-tired-gothamite]

This coffee is burnt. What the hell?

That's not really my problem???

You should talk to the barista, not me.

-Sam

[a-tired-gothamite]

OOC:

Pro-tip: Do not binge read the entirety of @/ask-spiderpool's blog because you stumbled across it while scrolling through Tumblr and got a flash back to when you first read a screenshot of it on Pintrest 5 years ago.

-Fon

[gotham-its-too-early-for-this]

You know it’s a normal day when Jonna REFUSES TO SLEEP and instead spends the whole night theorizing on what Wayne is dating what Bat, the love square between Bruce Wayne, Batman, Superman, and Clark Kent, or why the Justice League are all secretly Batman from different universes.

-Sofia (please help)

[holyfuckitsgoontime]

I think I may have brainnn damageee

so that's fun

[gothamgothic]

I've been bumped up the list for that apartment complex that I was trying to get into!!!! So excited! Not sure why I have been - but I am not about to look a gift horse in the mouth! I have a tour set up for later today. Fingers crossed! Its in a nicer neighborhood, closer to campus - I won't have to cross rogue territories anymore if I get in. Plus, it allows pets! Finding a decent apartment in Gotham is like looking for a needle in a haystack. If things go well, I should be moving in some time this next week?

Apparently the previous tenant changed schools. Gotham was too much for them.

[a-tired-gothamite]

Why???

I pity my colleagues with the day shift because they have to deal with you

Bell Pepper Tea

[gotham-accidental-crimelord]

I want to make every Gotham Rouge and Vigilante wear Heelys. Like just for 1 night, it'll be hilarious. I pretty sure a couple have to have them already.

[thy-valhallen]

do you think, in Gotham, people's excuses for ghosting on dates or not calling someone back are just like, insane? do you think people can call out of work on like, the most batshit excuses in existence?

like, if you want to shut someone down, you just mention "hey, sorry, I got dosed with Joker venom yesterday, i need some me time" to get them off your case?

really don't want to go into work today? hey, the Gazette doesn't keep perfect numbers on how many people were hostage in Riddler's last scheme, just say you were one of the people made into his audience last night and BAM, you're clear. hell, there's probably a WikiHow list of token Rogue excuses for you to choose from

you really like this person and you're flirting with them, but then find out they've got some red flags? "Hey! sorry, i know we were really vibing but uh... I actually had amnesia from one of Scarecrow's weird serums and... well, i actually have a girlfriend already, i'm so sorry to have led you on--"

just. Gothamites being feral on every level