#a six pack to go

[separatist-apologist]

Genuinely, and I mean this kindly, but learning to recognize bait and not engaging with it will change your fandom experience.

[arcanegifs]

[fiyaharts]

holix for anon!!

[viperra1]

you know that trope when a character that is so ridden with guilt and shame and regret goes on a healing journey and as they get better their body starts to feel safe enough to finally gain some weight overtime? so. yeah. that one. except it's my Courier with his survival skill as a MAIN ONE, and he's been feeding Boone like five squirrel stews a day

[soaps-mohawk]

Maybe Omega's tattoo on Simon's sleeve could incorporate a strawberry somehow? Even if it isn't overtly obvious like strawberry leaves on top of a skull. Maybe like... a strawberry blossom or two beside the skull 👀

Ooh I like this too 🤔 that would be pretty discreet. Y'all are giving me too many ideas lmao

[ibuprofenkitten]

a certain post about cute microwave awakened something in me long dwelling and by that I mean I remembered some old stuff I had on this godforsaken drawing folder

yeah that’s not how you draw bodies. But also why would I give him a shirt. I’m not a psycho??? Wtf

[mildmayfoxe]

how am i supposed to get anything done when there’s only six hours in every day

[add1ctedt0you]

The Untamed - Episode 15

Her sword having fallen, Madam Yu held Zidian across her cheek, "Core-Melting Hand?"

Wen Zhuliu's voice was cold, "Violet Spider?"

One of Wang Lingjiao's hands was still under her foot. She felt so much pain that her features looked twisted, tears smeared all over, "Wen Zhuliu! Wen Zhuliu! Help me, help me now!"

Madam Yu snorted, "Wen Zhuliu? Core-Melting Hand, isn't your original name Zhao Zhuliu? Your surname clearly wasn't Wen, but you wanted to change your surname no matter what. Everyone's rushing like ducklings. Is the surname of those Wen-dogs really that precious? Turning back on your ancestors - how laughable!"

Wen Zhuliu remained unswayed, seemingly indifferent, "Each serves their own master."

[...]

Wen Zhuliu, "Excuse me."

Zidian flew out. Madam Yu shouted, "How pretentious!"

Wen Zhuliu's large hand waved. He grabbed Zidian without concern!

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 58- Poisons - Part 3

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

my strongest take is that if you have more than 5-10 items (range depends on size and ease of scanning) you should not use the self-checkout when there is a perfectly good cashier line already.

If you bring alcohol or other age restricted items to the self checkout I will kill you in the middle of the Walmart and everyone behind me in line will be cheering.

[boanerges20]

Built For Speed Honda CBX1000

[anyoldfandom]

Okay fuck it here we go it's been one minute. Pack Leader Rex AU time.

First off, it is not an AU where Rex is evil. It's more of a...I guess placement swap? Between VK and Rex. In this AU, VK was found and captured by Providence a year ago to study his nanite absorbing powers, and Rex started befriending and collecting EVO pals until they eventually formed the Pack, and found Abysus to be a place Providence would not enter.

So in this universe, Rex, Bobo (yes unfortunately he's there but he's MY version bc I refuse to look at him in canon), Biowulf, Breach and Skalamander are the original Pack members, people Rex picked up like he picked up the Hong Kong crew before. The fic idea does also start with them picking up Circe - so she remains as someone new to the Pack, trying to figure out her place. The Abysus castle becomes a safe house for all the EVOs they've picked up over the years - an actual community of incurables, with those that they can cure being returned via Breach portal to their families.

That's the general setup - really just, a swap. What makes the AU so exciting for me though is the character dynamic, I'm a sucker for Found Families with Barriers.

First off, Six and Holiday still work for Providence. They both still believe in a cure, and when Providence discovers this EVO that can cure people and is also seemingly amassing an army, they try to get their mitts on him and stop this threat in its track. Six ends up being the first Providence agent to make contact with Rex - and the first agent to realize this is a child they're dealing with, not a monster. Holiday knew this, already - but they have to work on figuring out ways to help out Rex and look out for this kid without jeapordizing their jobs. Six can't abandon White, and Holiday can't abandon Beverly. They're stuck having to earn Rex's trust (granted, not that difficult compared to earning the trust of other Pack members). White is in charge of Providence still (idk how his ass got bleached yet), and instead of blaming Rex for his divorce and seeing the kid as a threat bc of the giant robot bullshit, he sees him as a threat for the potential army bullshit. Ironically he's the one that treats Rex the most like an adult, because he assumes malice from the kid for a long time.

On the flip side, the Pack is very close. They're actually friends, unlike canon. Breach and Rex and Circe hang out a lot, Circe and Rex don't have the initially antagonistic part of their relationship, but Circe still thinks Rex is stupid for trusting people so easily. Breach and Rex just kind of play Minecraft in her pocket dimension sometimes and have talks, and Skalamander,,,,doesn't have a whole lot of stuff to work with in canon so I'm still figuring him out. But Biowulf is the closest thing to a "parent" of the Pack, and he's bad at it. More of an anxious dog that still refers to Rex as Master (as much as Rex hates it, tries to tell him not to), still worships the kid to a degree while Rex is constantly trying to get Biowulf to just. Chill out. Tell him about his worries and talk things out.

There's definitely also an arc in mind where Providence does capture Rex and Holiday and Six have to struggle to protect him the best they can while White tries to bargain with the kid and the Pack freaks out and tries to figure out how to break him out.

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

[aropride]

instacart shopper changed half my order sent a "everything look ok" text and then finished my order before i was even done looking at all the replacements. Brother.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Y'all are probably gonna dissect me for this but why is the Kraken so sexy

[shayminlucario07]

In response to today's selection of Dumb Twitter Takes

(If you don't know, people were clowning on a Smash Bros player on Twitter who made a "Smash characters if they had TikTok" post and said Shulk would make gym videos. This is, obviously, inaccurate to his character and suggests that the OP does not know Xenoblade, but people's responses to it were widely equally as dumb as the original post.)

I'm tired of people mischaracterizing Shulk as "Twink scientist who has never done a pushup in his life". That man is in the fucking Defence Force. He is LITERALLY IN THE MILITARY. His best friend is REYN and his hero/mentor is DUNBAN THE WAR HERO. Yes, he's a weaponry scientist- yes, he canonically spends most of his time in the lab to the point of forgetting to eat consistently enough that Fiora brings him food to make sure he does; yes, he is told outright by Dickson at the start of the game that he needs to get out more; but what people need to acknowledge, and refuse to (Gee I wonder why... I'll let you figure that out for yourself, but it's not hard), is that he is a trained combatant, who has spent his entire life in a world that is at war, is a member of his Colony's military, and throughout the entire game, is shown to be physically strong enough to be able to block attacks from Faced Mechon five times his size. He is able to run long distances at fast speeds for very respectable amounts of time- probably more than most people reading this, if we're being honest. And, again, he is a trained combatant. Fighting, especially with a sword, is VERY physically exhausting, and doing so as much as he does throughout the game- even just in cutscenes, if you choose to ignore gameplay- is very physically demanding! Shulk may be a scientist, but that does NOT mean that he's automatically weak, and if you think it does mean that, you're proving your lack of media literacy.

[angelsdean]

jack very seriously telling dean "i'm six, dude," today as he insists on driving down to their favorite fishing spot. and dean grinning fondly and tossing him the keys as he says, "yea you are, kid" and sliding into the passenger's seat.