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This is a real a shot in the barrel. A fish in the dark
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Hi, do you know of any trans m/f romances? I feel like the majority of them are m/m, which I enjoy, but I want some variety sometimes!
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A Lady for a Duke by Alexis Hall
For the Love of April French by Penny Aimes
A Shore Thing by Joanna Lowell
A Shot in the Dark by Victoria Lee
Drag Me Up by R.M. Virtues
Chef's Kiss by TJ Alexander
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A Shot in The Dark (Chapter 1) Wriothesley x fem!reader
Summary: As the upcoming Weapons Master of the town, you've started to take more responsibilities in your father's shop. Little did you know that taking up this job would cause you to get thrown into the messy world of criminals and the messy world of confusing feelings for the Duke of Meropide.
Warnings: Slow burn, this is gunna be long. Like Ruthless Prince long, maybe. Nothing much happens. This is the first chapter after all. Excuse any mistakes, I am a busy mother.
Author's Notes: Tell me what you think?
Read other parts: Coming Soon
In the shop, a quiet tick-tock rang around as you stood behind the counter, drumming your fingers against the table, watching as the short hand of the wooden clock slowly inches towards the number 7.
You take a deep breath through your nose, squaring your shoulders up, holding the air in your chest for a second before puffing everything out in one go.
It was your first time alone in the shop, and while your father didn’t have a lot of customers these days, you heard that he was quite the sought-after weapons master back in the old times.
A small chime takes you out of your reverie. That was your cue that the day had to start, going around the counter with a slight hum, opening the door to the outside and flipping the store sign “Open”.
You took a moment to look around the small street of Vasari Passage. From where you stood at the shop’s entrance, you had a good view of the swirling fountain in the middle of the Court of Fontaine. There are a few other shops lining the street: the snack shop, the fruit stand, up a set of stairs was the House of Hearth and further down the street was Café Lutece.
It was a nice location, close to the entrance to the city and walking distance to food if you were too busy or too lazy to cook for yourself that day. The shop was on the ground floor, but your father and you resided above the shop, one floor up.
The apartment was rather modest. A two bedroom with wooden floors that now sort of groaned when you stepped on certain places. A dining room that also served as a living room, a 4-seater table in the middle with a fireplace off to the side. A kitchen, where your mother used to spend all her time, cooking up something wonderful for the family. And lastly, one bathroom that was strangely quite spacious with a bath and built in shower.
You pull the shop door open once again, a small ring from the tiny bell hanging above reverberating in your ears. You had only taken a few steps forward, barely even reaching the counter when the tiny bell rang again, followed by the closing sound of the door.
“Welcome to Hammer and Hand, how can I—” you twist around just as you reach the counter and there stood a very, very familiar face. “Oh, Ms. Clorinde,”
No, you had never spoken to her before. Nor were you in any way acquainted. But she was someone that everyone knew and as soon as her name left your lips you felt nervousness crash into you, as if a wave of Primordial Sea water was trying to pull you under its depths.
Clorinde regarded the shop briefly. Looking up at the shelves on the left and right. Surveying the carpet on the floor. Eyes glancing at the several chairs littered around for waiting customers. Then, she looked at you. “…I heard that there might be someone who could take a look at my pistol,” she wasn’t asking a question and she sounded as if she might be in a hurry.
“That would be me,” you sighed out with a forced smile, hands fumbling under the counter to take out a sleek, velvet-lined, black box for the Champion Duelist to rest her weapon in.
A quick click-clack of her heels, Clorinde placing the pistolet into the box and you, hovering your hands above it. “May I?”
Clorinde made a quick sound of approval, and your hands gently took the weapon, now examining it for what might be wrong.
Clorinde peered at you through her hat, just a quick look.
Truth be told, she wasn’t the kind to judge others by appearance…but you looked very, very young to be a weapons master. After a moment of silence, just the little clinks and ticks of your hands tapping on the pistol, Clorinde decided to speak up. “…I was told the shop owner was a man,” She kept her eyes on you to gauge for a reaction, perhaps wary that she might have offended you.
On the contrary, you were unphased, and didn’t take your eyes off her pistol. “My father,” you curtly answered, eyes narrowing at the frame of the gun. “He’s off on vacation at the moment…He hasn’t been on one in a while so I’m stepping in for him for a bit,”
Clorinde made a sound of understanding. That made more sense. “…Everyone needs a vacation,” she said in a different tone to what she used earlier, almost as if she was striking up a casual conversation.
This caught your attention the slightest bit, eyes involuntarily dragging up, meeting hers, then awkwardly breaking the gaze in a split second, going back to the weapon.
“There seems to be a problem with the firing pin, Ms. Clorinde,” you lay the pistol back on the velvet box, then take out a number of small trinkets and tools that would help you open the weapon.
You didn’t talk as you worked, Clorinde was mostly impressed by how much you knew of a weapon you just met, and how your hands were almost as steady as hers when she took aim.
“…You use this often?” She hears you ask and she takes a moment to reply.
“…You could say that,” again, she replies in a short manner.
You let out a little hum in thought. In the next 5 minutes you spend some time taking out different types of firing pins. You explain what each one does. One valued speed. One was a chunkier, sturdier type. One was absorbent of elemental energy, so on so forth. Clorinde explained what she usually used the pistol for, and what attribute she valued over others.
With that, the firing pin was easily replaced and the pistol felt as good as new in her hands.
“My sincere thanks,” Clorinde nods her head, and for the first time that morning sent a small yet satisfied smile your way.
“My pleasure, Ms. Clorinde, do come back if there’s anything else wrong with it, or if it doesn’t feel right in your hands,” you keep your back straight and tense until the Champion Duelist walks out and the door creaks closed. You puff out another sigh of relief, shoulders slumping and yourself crumpling on the counter.
“Of course my first customer has to be a celebrity!” You freak out on your own, cheek pressed against the table and trying to replay the whole interaction in your mind. If you had said anything weird or awkward, if you had stumbled over your words at all—a little CLINK had you scrambling straight up and smiling at the door yet again. “Welcome to—”
“I just came back to warn you,” Clorinde was only halfway into your shop. She paused for a moment, wondering if she should have said anything at all. “You might get a few more…odd customers in the next few days,”
She didn’t explain herself, and you were thoroughly confused. What exactly was her definition of “odd”? The Duelist had already left before you could say anything, not that you could think of anything to say anyway.
The rest of the day had actually been quite slow, despite Clorinde’s warning. A few gardes came by, an aspiring duelist, a collector…Nothing as surprising as your very first customer of the day.
From 7 in the morning it had turned into 7 in the evening. The short hand of the clock started yet again inching closer to the number 7…it was then, yet again, that the door rattled open and in came a rather grand looking young man, different from all the other customers of the day.
Wriothesley had a greeting at the tip of his tongue. “Hey old man,” or something of the sort. Except, he didn’t see an old man at the counter. “Uhh…” he started, looking around the place as if he was lost.
Something about this man seemed familiar, but you couldn’t place your finger on it.
“If you’re looking for my father, he’s on vacation at the moment,” You help him out, knowing that he probably wasn’t expecting to see you manning the shop. Your eyes dropped to the gauntlets tucked under his arm. “Were you wanting to get those looked at?” Head jerking forward to signal towards his gauntlets.
Wriothesley stood like a deer in headlights in the middle of your shop, now looking more surprised than ever. His eyes narrowed and his hand came up halfway to point at you shyly “You’re Y/N?”
You were taken aback, eyes evidently widening. “…Yes…? Do I…know you?” It was your turn to squint your eyes at him. His black hair was a little unruly, his build was of a seasoned fighter’s. The coat draped on his back gave him a sense of importance, and the way he carried himself screamed of confidence.
No. No lightbulbs came up to give you a clue.
You could only smile sheepishly when he didn’t offer an answer and you had to speak up in the silence. “I’m sorry, I don’t really recall where we met,”
It was only then did he chuckle and finally stepped forward to meet you at the counter, placing his gauntlets atop it. “I don’t blame you. Anyway,” he brushed away the subject quickly and proceeded to tell you that his gauntlets had been feeling a little “clunky”.
You, in all your consciousness, felt horrible that you didn’t recognize someone who seemingly knew who you were. The man, however, seemed like he didn’t want to breach the subject anymore.
“Hmm…?” You bring your hand up to your chin as he finishes complaining about his gauntlets. You scour over them with your eyes and notice a few marks on the glossy finish of it. “This looks like…it’s been damaged,” you rub a finger over the area you’re talking about. “…by…a pistol…” An image of Clorinde passes through your head. "...Are you…a criminal?” You look up to your current customer, a mix of worry and intrigue etched on your face.
Wriothesley blinks, and suddenly bursts into short laughter. “Me? Not recently no,” he answers with a chuckle on his lips.
Then why would Ms. Clorinde shoot at you? Was your first thought. He cuts through your thinking quite fast.
“You can tell this is a pistol mark?” Wriothesley didn’t hide that he was impressed.
“Specifically Ms. Clorinde’s…” You take your hand away from his gauntlet, now wary of your visitor. “Why would she shoot at you?”
“You can even tell it’s Clorinde’s?” He barked out another set of laughter, running his hand through his hair in the process.
“Well…She came by this morning and I had a good look at her pistol, so…” You didn’t elaborate that Clorinde’s pistol was a special kind, it was easy to tell that the marks left on his gauntlets was definitely from her pistol.
“Oh did she?” He seemed to be a very chipper guy. Everything you said, he was somewhat amused by it. It was then that he dismissively waved a hand. “It’s alright, we were just…sparring. I’m the one who told her to come ‘round to your old man’s shop. We went at it too hard and…well, more customers for you,”
“Uh huh…” you start, still unsure. “Well, in any case, I’d like to have your name, please? It’s just good manners to know your customer’s name,” You smile a bit, and quickly add under a whisper “or in this case, my potential killer's,”
Wriothesley hears you, another chuckle emanating from his chest. “It’s Wriothesley,”
Something clicks in your mind. A very, very far off memory.
“…Oh!” One of your hand involuntarily shoots up to your mouth, at the same time your eyes widen, you stare at him “Wriothesley!?” You look him over, up and down, then back to his face. “You…You grew up a lot!”
“So did you!” He has a sincere smile on his face, arms crossing and looking rather proud.
“Oh, oh my Archons,” your hands fumble to find each other and you gather yourself once again, straightening up “I didn’t realize it was you, I’m so sorry. Oh and you’re the Duke now, right? I’m SO sorry, I didn’t mean to call you a criminal—or a killer!” Your words start to skim over each other in your embarrassment and desperation to explain yourself.
Wriothesley gives somewhat of an awkward and guarded smile, if only you knew, “It’s not a problem, just…call me Wriothesley,”
“Right... Right! Erm…” You focus your attention back to his gauntlets. “So these are, uh…just needs a bit of polishing and erm…” You’re still trying to gather your racing thoughts. There were bits and pieces of memories coming back to you that were connected to him. Most of them were from your father, and you quickly recalled that you’d met the Duke as a teenager, just a few odd times, really not a lot. “I have a suspicion as to why you think it’s getting clunky…”
You reach under the table again to look for a tape measure, “Do you mind if I measure your hands?” somehow getting most of your brain and thinking back, you ask him to extend one of his arms out and he complies rather easily.
As usual, you quietly work. Taking various measurements of his wrist, fingers, arm length and the sort.
“…You’ve gotten really good at this,” he remarks, just to fill in the silence. You maintain your concentration and mumble back absentmindedly.
“Mmhmm…Well, I did study this in school…and my father has taught me a lot,”
Wriothesley had wanted to comment that yours was still an extraordinary skill. He didn’t think that you’d be so good at assessing weapons and finding solutions for it, he dare thought that you were getting even better than your old man, but he kept quiet, seeing your concentration.
“As I thought,” you breathe out, rolling the tape measure back into a circle. “Your gauntlets are a tad bit small on you now…you’ve probably gained a bit of muscle, or something,”
“Oh,” was all he could let out, not expecting the answer to be so simple.
“I can resize it…but…” you glance at the clock. 7:32 pm. Way past closing time. “…You can leave it with me and pick it up tomorrow or…come back with it tomorrow? I imagine you might not want to part with it, even just for a night,” You don’t know what the duties of a Duke are, but if he was in charge of Meropide… you guessed that the one thing he really needed with him was his weapon. “I mean, it still fits you, it’s just… not in optimal shape.”
“I understand,” he moves to take the gauntlets back with him, but gives you an appreciative nod. “I’ll come back tomorrow morning then,”
“Okay,” you whisper, holding his gaze, the edges of your mouth turning up the slightest bit. “See you tomorrow then,”
Wriothesley keeps your gaze for only a few moments longer before he gathered his weapon and tucked it under his arm again. He then returns your smile, briefly. He steps away to turn, his coat swaying with him. “See ya,” he throws a hand back as a goodbye and as he exits the store, it is suddenly quiet.
You stand there for a moment to replay the interaction. The quiet helps you organize your thoughts. You can’t help but think that he had grown up to be a good man, and there was no denying that he was good looking—anyone with eyes could see that—you hum a bit, and keep the thoughts to yourself.
You close the shop up, feeling rather good of how the unexpected events of the day unfolded, and went to sleep easily.
Chapter 1: End
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just finished another bagginshield fic, but i need mooooooore
so far i’ve read The Riven Crown ™️ and A Shot in the Dark ™️ and i’m looking for something as good as these two gems.
i’m really into canon divergent where everyone lives, suuuuuper slow burn, mutual pining and ANGST (especially if it involves bilbo taking the ring to mordor)
ANY RECOMMENDATIONS??????????
also i might or might not have some wip fanart for these two fics i mentioned……. 👀
#thilbo#bilbo x thorin#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#the hobbit#fanfiction#lord of the rings#lotr#richard armitage#martin freeman#a shot in the dark#the riven crown
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#polls#movies#a shot in the dark#a shot in the dark 1964#a shot in the dark movie#60s movies#blake edwards#peter sellers#elke sommer#george sanders#herbert lom#graham stark#requested#have you seen this movie poll
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tobias has come right out and has said that part of cardinal copia’s inspiration was inspector clouseau. but like he is so cardi in a shot in the dark.

inspector clouseau is a dummy and gets on everyone’s last nerve. but he means well! and somehow he is a decent detective. mostly by luck!
he is introduced to the prime suspect, a beautiful blonde, immediately enters simp mode and proclaims her innocent.
he practices karate constantly to keep his reflexes sharp… yet he is very clumsy but adorably so. this man’s clothes are also always just… coming off!
he’s a goof. he stutters. he makes dumb jokes. he’s awkward. he wears very stupid disguises.

this is also one of my fav whodunit films and i highly recommend it for a fun, easy watch!
#Cardinal Copia#ghost the band#the band ghost#inspector clouseau#peter sellers#i also really love peter sellers even though he was a terrible terrible man#the talent is undeniable tho#a shot in the dark#i wanted to make this more of an analysis but alas
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William Shatner in stage production A Shot in the Dark
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i can't believe i'm not fighting a war against orcs & goblins with my dwarvish kin only to be saved by my beautiful & brave hobbit girlfriend. romance is dead
link to fic - it's "a shot in the dark", i'm obsesseddd
the fight scenes in this fic are so crazy good omg. i feel like i'm actually watching an action movie
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Fave Five: Adult M/F Romance Starring Trans Men
For Adult M/F Romance Starring Trans Women, click here. A Shot in the Dark by Victoria Lee Roux for Two by Aurora Rey A Shore Thing by Joanna Lowell (Historical) Reverb by Anna Zabo The Queer and the Restless by Kris Ripper Bonus: Chef’s Choice by T.J. Alexander is a t4t m/f Romance but only the FMC has a POV

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A Shot in the Dark, French lobby card. French theatrical release 1965
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park really hate Family Guy
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Fourth Wall Fight Wave 1 Preliminary Round #25
The winner will enter the bracket
Propaganda for each character below the cut. May contain spoilers!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
(MAJOR SPOILER FOR THE MOVIE, LIKE LITERALLY SPOILING THE END OF THE MOVIE WITH THIS FOURTH WALL BREAK DESCRIPTION) There's a scene near the end of the movie where Clouseau has all 7 suspects gathered in one room, and he's about to accuse one of them, but then it turns out that all the six of them EXCEPT for the one who had been framed the entire movie were murderers and they were killing people because they'd all been having affairs with each other's spouses. So all six of these murderers/infidels get up and start arguing/accusing each other and Clouseau is trying to individually walk up to each of them and say "You are under arrest in the name of—" but he keeps getting cut off, and eventually he just gets completely shoved away from the group at which point he just turns around and glares at the camera and it's so brief but it's so funny
John Johnson
Rarely seen in the comic itself, Johnson often talks directly to readers and fans via social media. Within the comic, he's mostly spoken about, or communicated with offscreen. The other characters think he's just really existential. Sometimes he makes decisions to move the plot forward, like giving the protagonist his room in the house at the end of his senior year.
Alec
In the prologue, Alec gives Lucas (his grandson and the player character) a tutorial on how to dash (do something r-button-ish) and after Hinawa (his daughter and Lucas' mother) calls them for dinner he adresses one instead to YOU, the player, while everyone else is gone. After he teaches you how to save, he then proceeds to say it's time he returns to the story.
#fourth wall fight#fwf preliminary round#jacques clouseau#a shot in the dark#john johnson#check please#alec mother#mother 3#tournament poll
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GHOST COP - A SHOT IN THE DARK
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A Shot in the Dark, 1963 Photo credit: Daily Herald
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Summary: When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Author: Silver_pup
Note from submitter: If you love Time Travel fics this fic is AMMMAZZINNGG!!!! The dynamics in this fic are written so beautifully!! It really gives you an extra look into the characters of The Hobbit too!!
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