#a rib? WHY I NEED A RIB?
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Eh...what the actual fuck?
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
#a rib? WHY I NEED A RIB?#god i have to search that word in the traslator and i feel so confused#ok whatever#i want to sleep so bad
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you mentioned the arrows stealing tim from the bats and i just had the hilarious idea of that + jaytim
poor oliver would lose his mind bc he goes and saves tim from the bats and then tim brings one of them home
put it back tim you don't know where that's been
i'm CRYING this is so funny. it's even funnier given what Jason did to Mia. like of all the morally questionable mob bosses Tim could've dragged home, he had to pick *that one*? Oliver is trying to be supportive of Tim and give Tim more agency than Bruce gave him, bc Oliver worked *hard* to steal this one and he's not going to lose all of the progress he made. and it does seem like Tim's doing *somewhat* of a decent job of making Jason less murdery. and Jason agrees to the rule he'll keep out of the Star City scene, but Gotham's still his fair game. and honestly, that makes Oliver like him just a *little bit* because if he's going to make Bruce's life more difficult, maybe Jason is alright.
it also does *not* help that when Oliver goes to Roy for support bc Roy agrees that Jason is untrustworthy as hell. but Roy is *also* the guy who had a daughter with Chesire, so the best he can do is give Oliver a shrug.
also think it's fun if Tim is sort of tense, expecting Oliver to put his foot down and tell Tim no. like he's not used to a vigilante parental figure who's actually good at the parent part, so it's weird having this level of freedom, esp when he knows Oliver does disapprove. but Oliver lets Tim figure out hs own love life and make his own mistakes, even if he's ranting to Dinah about Jason until two in the morning. it doesn't help that Jason makes no move to try to get along with Oliver. he's just a shit to be a shit. at this point Tim is pretty sure Jason enjoys driving Oliver up a wall more than he enjoys dating Tim. who's to say if it's true.
#necrotic answerings#jaytim#crack#this verges on ooc#but sometimes we deserve silly lil ooc things#and this is just so funny anon#oliver losing his mind bc why can't his kids be normal.#he says that in passing and tim bluescreens bc wdym he's considered one of oliver's kids.#he did not mean to stay longterm.#i think it's fun if bc of issues with bruce tim stays with the arrows “just for a bit” partly to help with a case#and partly bc oliver offers the space for tim to clear his head#and oliver has the obvious ulterior motive of just stealing tim. and it works.#tim insists he's going to leave. he is a liar.#i really want a tim and mia friendship. i think they'd be fun.#and she'd rib him for dating jason. more lgihthearted than oliver but she gets her jabs in#i need to read more arrow comics to write stuff with them#i feel *bad* bc i know fans of other super families hate when batfamily fans invade the tags#so i feel i owe it to be as canon accurate as possible.#i do not view these characters as props for the bats i swear </3
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(ID in alt) trips and falls and three more stephanie brown redesigns spill out from my pockets. Oopsie!
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#these were a hit on twt. if you guys don't like them I'm decreeing it misogyny /j#anyway I've been going through that phase again where I'm struggling to do full bodies (need to study...augh)#but if I'm still feeling these looks by the time i get it back i might do a second pass on these#I've been trying to imagine how you'd even redesign the spoiler look recently#bc certainly it's lackluster in Steph's recent appearances and I've been trying to figure out all the exact reasons why#(small things like the lack of ribbing on the texture and the pink batsymbol that doesn't break up the colours and intersects-#-with the ribbing in a really weird way PLUS the mask that they don't even use to make her look cool/intimidating-#-and which also limits her emotional range as we can't see her smile and don't have big expressive eyes)#but like. her batgirl suit and og spoiler suit is basically perfect i really don't know how i could iterate on those#but i tried anyway! as a challenge
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My phone camera continues to refuse to capture color well, but here is my last month-and-a-half long project and my first "wearable" piece that wasn't a hat/scarf/gloves type thing (barring a small toddler cardigan that I never saw my niece wear). I am crossing fingers HARD that it actually fits my mom. The drape isn't a nice as I wanted compared to the pics on the pattern, but that is likely because I always crochet too tight 🤷🏻♀️ I'm really proud of it though! It's all gradients of green, but a lot of it comes out looking grey in the pics 🤷🏻♀️
This is the pattern pic
My goal for this next year is to get better and wearables!
#fiber art#fiber crafts#crochet#it was actually pretty easy since it's almost all double crochet and basically a giant rectangle with the corners pinched in for sleeves#it did do a weird 'turn at the end of the row' thing that i don't think it necessarily needed to do#which is why the color shifts are a little weird on one side and that's a little annoying#but overall i really like it#and the ribbing was easy and looks really good#so yay!
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Dick: Look. I know why you’re here. You don’t want Bludhaven’s problems spreading into your precious Gotham. And you don’t trust me to contain this. But the Haven is my personal crusade. Just like Gotham is yours. And I’ve been doing all right so far.
Bruce: I never means to intrude. I’m surprised to hear you talk about Gotham that way.
Dick: it’s not my hometown. I was born in a trailer by the big top. I never really had a hometown. Until now.
Bruce: I didn’t know you felt like that. But I understand. Well. That’s it then.
Dick: Damn.
Nightwing Vol.2. #14
#dick and Bruce#god it’s like they’re having three different conversations and neither of them hear what the other is saying#like Bruce just popped up to solve a crime with you babe#what if he just wanted to spend time with his son the way you two have always spent time together 😭#and what if Bruce thinks dick is rejecting Bruce as a father and the manor as being his home because he said Gotham wasn’t his hometown#because I know dick doesn’t want to screw up in front of Bruce and have Bruce trust him to handle himself so Bruce showing up feels is#like a slap to the face#and he’s saying that#but it SOUNDS like he’s kicking Bruce out of the haven rejecting Gotham as a place of any significance to him#while Bruce sounds like he’s saying he’s surprised to hear dick talk about Gotham like he resents it for being what matters to Bruce#and that he understands why dick doesn’t consider Gotham a home regardless#no doubt as a call back to what he said to dick in prodigal and about not having the right to ask dick for anything because of how he#screwed up with him#they would rip their own hearts out for eachother and break through their rib cages to get to it but still struggle with this#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#nightwing comics#I’m so ill about them#I need to translate this conversation as what they mean vs what the other hears#it’s tragic#Lonely dick
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I'm genderfluid and some days i really wish i could bind my chest but there isn't a single safe way to bind when you've got fucking slipping rib syndrome. I'm so salty about this because i don't plan on ever getting top surgery, some days i really like having boobs, most days I'm too exhausted to care but having the option to not have a noticeable chest sometimes would be fucking amazing.
#i'm hoping that one day i'll be able to make a binding corset but for that to be safe i need a lot more knowledge and experience#non binary#genderfluid#queer#genderqueer#chest binding#disability#chronic illness#disabled#chronically ill#slipping rib syndrome#how is this my life??#why is this my life??#fuck my life#cripple punk#tumblr
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I’m literally never gonna shut up about all the possibilities there are in him being a snake so. Do we think Marika had a capital F freak out when Messmer was born and then calmed down only to have another when postnatal shed
(For references snakes usually have their first shed around a week and a half after hatching, though it can be sooner or later. Some snakes shed as early as an hour after!)
#elden ring#ehehehhe#snakeposting#I love snakes they are so silly#why are you guys all made of ribs and also so motion-activated#messmer highly unlike to have short shed time as these are most common in vipers! and he appears to have pythons#anyways#messmer#my beloved blorbo I need to study u in a box#messmer the impaler
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my inability to take anything about "the crackle goes kiwi caper" seriously vs. my adoration for that scene... FIGHT
#carmen sandiego 2019#please i cant with this episode#its so dumb im sorry 😭😭#but its also one of the best episodes in the series#i love you ballerina!carmen 😍#also neal definitely cracked that bitch's ribs#that kick was PERSONAL#sorry guys im live tweeting in the tags#also i love player in this episode#ver hands on here#i love it#i HATE this episode but i LOVE it but i HATTEE it#ejeiduejejsijdkekekd#im going to eat glass /pos#i need an exorcism#“you... dont run a children's charity”#yeah no SHIT you love blind FOOL#anyway carmen and gray fucked after crashing that glider#who said that#shut the FUCK up suzie#why did my little sister just ealk in and say she has a crush on gray?#i didn't even know she knew this show#wait shes telling me she hyperfixated on it like 3 years ago#HELLO#how could i have forgotten this#anyway#HES JUST SOME GUY
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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.
#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month#oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their#is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him#OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats#one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY#i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing#like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach#and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde#so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE#questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes#care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too#much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND#it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk#off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door#and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips#like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise#inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where#scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY#they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold#only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous
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oh fucking BROTHER i just finished cleaning and had made smth to eat bc i finally convinced myself after all day that i wld feel better if i did (it’s been a HORRIFIC ed day) and i kid you not as soon as i sat down i dropped the whole thing all OVER myself and it FUCKING BURNED and HURT bc it was SCALDING !!!!! and then i had to clean up the ONE thing id convinced myself was okay to eat OFF THE FLOOR I JUST FINISHED MOPPING!!!!!! BROTHER. WHY ME.
#ed tw#dlt ltr#the reason i convinced myself to even eat was bc my hands were too shaky to paint my nails#which is pathetic. dude ur starving lol.#top tier sanity in my house tonite 👍 mental illness banished idk them#i did not however drop the plate from shaking. i was trying to put it on the table but i have horrible depth perception and#awareness of what’s in my vacinity. i drop crap and crash into shit all the time#idk what to do now that honestly threw me off so bad i sat there in silence for a solid minute#BBQ SAUCE ON MY TIDDIES#IT ACTUALLY WAS TOO I WAS FUCKING EATING A RIB PATTY#or i was going to. now idk what im doing.#horrendously sad and pathetic side note why are eds so invasive. ive been fully relapsed w it for like two weeks how did i get to the place#where i’m TERRIFIED to eat anywhere near four digits within days#whatever i need nicotine bye.
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blamore having to wear things like back-less shirts / lower - cut tops and just items of clothing that will allow him SOME sort of free range of movement for his tail in general + will actually not constrict his rib cage may just make him a fashion icon y'all... sorry, i don't make the rules ( nah i'm just joking around with you guys LOL... mostly )
#IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.#MAN IS BOUND TO LIE ABOUT HIMSELF: headcanons.#and he also wears cut-off shirts that may have like. rips in them or netting in the front of them due to the fact that one of the-#downsides of his transformation that is more like a minor inconvenience than anything is that he can no longer wear a lot of-#materials and so he kinddd of has to either make his own clothes or get a special tailor to make them for him? so yeahhh BUT he can also-#wear like loose clothing if he wants to completely cover up his rib cage for some reason. though no matter what he HAS to have some sort of#free range of movement for his tail bc it gets very irritated and stiff if it's like stuck in one position for too long / bound in some way#so that's why he has a habit of wearing partial / cut-off shirts and stuff bc he values comfort a LOT + this may have some implications-#behind it if/whenever he's imprisoned because you already know most people are NOT going to risk him having even partial rein-#over it's tail so they would make it so that he can't move it and wouldn't give a shit if it was uncomfy / eventually painful for him.#though blamore would CERTAINLY care and at least try to lash out at whoever's keeping him locked up (which coulddd theoretically be-#arkham since they do have special containment cells for those like Killer Croc and Man-Bat) but they would really have to limit his movemen#because trust me when i say if you allow it to still practice it's bone-manipulation then he is going to be planning each and EVERY-#person's decimation who put him there so... yeah. that's lovely ain't it y'all JSJSJ LMAO but again being compassionate towards patients-#/ inmates in arkham is something that DESPERATELY needs to be practiced though it's certainly missing most of the time from-#the place unfortunately.
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I think we should have less stories about “local kid who gets routinely abused by their entire family/community all their life for being a little weird, earns the family/community’s respect after doing something world-changing,” and more stories about “local kid who gets routinely abused by their entire family/community for being a little weird, burns everything to the ground because people who abuse children for being different in a way that’s out of their control, should burn in hell, and kids who get treated like this deserve to go insane long enough to dish out justice.”
(Also I’m not going through anything rn, I’m very normal about this LMAO.)
#no but fr#im so tired of authority figures in childrens fiction#getting redeemed or whatever these assholes call it#after literally abusing children for being different#but then when that kids does smth incredible and changes everybodies lives for the better#SUDDENLY u care abt that kid???#fuck u for ever and always u never deserved that fucking kid to begin with#also the amount of stories that follow this formula is disturbing#naruto???#how to train your dragon???#FUCKING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER???#WHY DO KIDS HAVE TO PROVE THEMSELVES IN EXTREME WAYS#TO BE DESERVING OF UR RESPECT#LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER#also disclaimer i love naruto and httyd as series#but i think naruto and hiccup should destroy everything as a treat okay#theyve been through enough#hell rudolph too that poor kid needs to actually kick santa in the ribs
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wait wym he's seen everyone naked?? 🥸
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I mean he's seen everyone naked. He tries to avoid it as much as possible, but emergency treatment tends to be awkward.
#nathanieltag#When dealing with traumatic injuries especially the kinds that the crew get on the daily#you need to make sure that there's no injuries that are otherwise covered by clothing. You don't see that every day on House MD!#Nate finished wrapping Sonia up and forgot about it an hour later. Sonia couldn't look at him in the eyes for a month after.#It's literally just skin to him at this height of the game. Even if everyone else is viciously embarrassed. They're alive to cringe!#It takes him a while to switch from doctor mode when enjoying private time with Sera.#'Hm. Since when are these checks done without clothes on-OH THAT IS MY WIFE HAHA MY BAD'#“Muah muah muah wait how many ribs do you have babe? No please let me check this is not normal.”#It's a good thing Sera isn't the jealous type about his role at the group. That would really complicate things.#She is just as work focused as him because she'll be tense and stiff for the waking hours of her day#muah muah m- (*cocks gun*) ...Sorry I thought I heard the door moving.#Or alternatively: “...Why are you shirtless Nathaniel? put some clothes on.” Nate: 🥲 But#Sera's romantic mishaps are a lot more frequent than Nate's. It just doesn't... Click right away with her.#All of this to say they have a small percentage of cringefail in their very beings.#ark_systema#A_S Textposts
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it would be nice if i could go one day of work this week without the suffering
#my lungs have been Extra Terrible to me this week and idk why#but it's stressing me out which I'm sure isnt helping#i need to break my ribs and rearrange them in a way that doesn't hurt#shh ac
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Thinking about geto because I want to pour milk on him and throw him against the wall. Imo his beliefs are inconsistent and self serving (which makes sense because he developed said beliefs at age 16/17 while his mental health was at an all time low). Because while he seems to have the primary motive of "only sorcerers = no curses" taking into account how he treats Maki, who has no cursed energy, it shows that the "no curses" thing isnt the main focus- bc while he decided on tbe "forced evolution" thing, theoretically he should not be Opposed to ppl w heavenly restriction bc. They still fuckin. Don't contribute to curses from what I can tell. Also heavenly restriction is pretty obviously something that is punished by uh. Is it just the Zenin's who have it. Anyway they hated Maki and they Hated Toji so he clearly isn't standing for "oppressed sorcerers" bc if so Maki should be like. The kind of person he wants to help more, as someone who would be oppressed by ppl who aren't sorcerers as well as the powerful clans.
Anyway. While getting rid of curses is for sure part of his motivation, as well as helping sorcerers (see Nanako and Mimiko) id honestly argue that his main problem that lead to him spiraling was. How do I put this. Being knocked off a pedestal
Because he was one of 3 people given the ranking of "Special Grade", and he and satoru are grouped as "the strongest". And consider that satoru comes from a powerful clan and literally has some weird omniscience and invincibility shit going on so that's a whole fucking. That's gotta be a wild ego boost, especially for someone who comes from a family of ppl who aren't sorcerers. Like you spend all this time being a fuckin weirdo and then someone finds you and it turns out you're actually incredibly special and strong, given the same rank as a fucking God Child? You're gonna have some wild self perceptions after that
Anyway then you get to watch your invincible friend get stabbed, watch the girl you became friends with and feel shitty about kinda ruining the life of get shot, and get your whole shit rocked by some guy who can't even use the magic power bullshit you have. (Though he's got a whole physical thing going on because of the trade off)
Also writing all of this out actually makes me understand the Cult Leader progression more, like besides the fact they killed ur friend and you want em dead. You're probably struggling with your ego (especially since your weird God like friend got a whole power boost from the situation) so you create a fucking eugenicist cult where you can consistently prove your superiority to yourself (surrounding yourself with people who will agree with everything you say).
Anyway in a similar vein I wholely believe in "a loving father is not inherently a good father" Suguru + Nanako & Mimiko dynamic
Final thought is roughly I feel like looking at Suguru thru the lense of "this character had a level of privilege that they felt they truly deserved, and after experiencing events that are genuinely traumatic and horrific for any person, they develop reactionary beliefs to try and regain a sense of superiority and control" rather than "oppressed minority who killed oppressors and wants to do eugenics"
#Eugenics TW#cult TW#ask to tag#Suguru when I catch you#Anyway this was me thinking Abt the fact that Toji ISNT a normal human. He just can't use jujutsu. He's like supernaturally powerful anyway#So Geto's whole shit is like. Pretty misdirected. Though also personal thought is I don't think His parents were good (and he's projecting#That onto every other person who's not a sorcerer) mostly cause like. Going straight to murdering your parents is not really expected#Progression in eugenics id think? Bc if you posit urself as the ''superior'' person theoretically ur parents should also b part of that#Bc genetics or whatever. Idk how genetic sorcery shit is but even tho his parents Weren't sorcerers usually ppl would make excuses I think#So. Basically I feel like he probably did not have a great relationship w them. Not that that makes him any better more just like. Thinking#Through what's happening in his head...why the fuck did he decide on a different last name for that woman. WTF is wrong with him#I am suguru's number 1 LOVER and his number 1 HATER. I'm suffering bc none of the fanfic makes him enough of a bitch#It's really fucking something bc like. Looking at him as someone who's had similar thought progressions and is unlearning the kind of toxic#Black/white extremist thinking he has going on. It's cathartic in a way to deconstruct that and be able to analyze my own thoughts as well#But then no one is putting in the effort to actually engage with his ideas and the flaws in them (INCLUDING THE AUTHOR.)#Anyway most people when they have a crisis and reach an extremely bad mental health situation would join a cult rather than take over a cul#But suguru is different. That's why I love him and also why I'm going to break his ribs.#Diversity win this autistic trans guy fucking sucks so bad you want him dead#I need to tag these damn posts w something but I'm too lazyyyu
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wish i could draw rn because there’s so many thoughts i have about Sirnyk it’s breaking me down and tearing me apart,,,
he wears his grandfather’s coat, he is playing with the lighter his adoptive brother brother gave him, he wears a badge that the whole farmers’ family collectively made him and yet he never tried to learn more about these people. Sirnyk is an embodiment of lost connections that he could have if he tried but he was so fixated on the truth of others being scared of him and not understanding why he does the things he does he never paid attention to their kindness towards him
he is grieving not in the general sense of missing the ones who are gone. he is grieving of these scenarios of being close to his adoptive family. he is grieving about what could they have if he only tried to get closer to this warmth and not being fixated on the smell of his own burning flesh
#reverse 1999 oc#reverse 1999 sirnyk#sirnyk why are you so goddamn stupid you’re breaking me down#i wish i could draw the whole farmers family but i’m so goddam tired#the thing about sirnyk hating being in manus but this horrible person place gave him a chance to finally get to knows someone so close#calling a colleague who fights him until it bleeds a friend#calling a person who lets him explore their rib cage a friend#reverse 1999#sorry for yapping i needed to get this off my chest
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