#a newborn woman

[wikitpowers]

AND WHEN KIT AND TY FINALLY KISS????????

[antigonenikk]

not speirs looting all that shit because he had a newborn child back in london and was worried his wife wouldnt be able to survive on his salary alone………

[justhereforsomethingnice]

So, the dp fandom brought me into the dpxdc fandom, and thus, dc. Because of this I’ve gained an interest in the comics and while I started with Batman, I now also read some teen titans and Wonder Woman. I only started Wonder Woman yesterday and started as chronologically as possible, but she is trying to adapt to human society at the point where I’m at.

And I just thought it would be super adorable if Danny, who for some reason had spent years in the zone, comes across Diana just after defeating Ares and they both realize, ‘shit, that person has no clue what they’re doing’ and both decided to support each other in their journeys to adapt to the human world, learn why they are such controversies and how to live with them. It would be so adorable as they get these minor and major discoveries like, ‘people like to drink these cold drinks with weird colors, try some, they’re good’ to ‘the colors you wear can be seen as an alliance to a certain country which can make other countries think you a threat or never treat you right in the first place’ and them just navigating it all💕

[hyunpic]

THE HYUNE BAPTISM 🥹🫶💦

[fishareglorious]

I like Vertin's messiah parallels so I bring to you the theory: what if she was a virgin birth like Mary had with Jesus?

Vertin's mom disappears for months on end and throws the people that know her into a tizzy looking everywhere for her, then she casually rolls up to the Foundation one day with a fucking. newborn child. That looks a lot like her.

"Who's child is that?" Constantine asks.

"Mine, of course???"

"But you've never shown any interest in... who's the father, then?"

"... yeah i actually have no idea lmfao. i'm gay and you already know that, Constantine."

"..."

A week later she also peaces out and leaves little Vertin to the Foundation. No one has any idea where she's gone after that.

[beautufulliss]

Dominating college boys was fun, but now I'm hunting bigger game, older, richer men who would do anything to please me. Men like you.

[barefootbaltimore]

Did you know that if you go to a hospital while in labor they will give you fentanyl directly into your spine and that's not a problem but if you test positive for cannabis (a substance that is legal to purchase on every street in your state)they WILL send social services to your home.

[stormy-nights-are-best]

Baby Casey, his mother and his father if anybody cares

[angesaurus]

Lmao my MIL posted a thing that was like “where did it all start going wrong” and the thing says “it started with bicycle helmets” like wtf????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂like sorry millennials don’t want their kids to suffer traumatic head injuries if they fall off their bikes and scooters 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[puhpandas]

gonna make fnaf guys in the sims 3

[otterandterrier]

figured I could start rewatching stuff I'm always like "I should rewatch that" on cleaning days other than lotr and star wars, so I just did Tangled

I'm still freaked out by the implication that Rapunzel was born with a head full of long hair, I mean... that sounds like a horror story

[devinwolfi]

category five yuri moment (they both immediately started crying)

[strinak]

sometimes a book is bad in a way that makes you want to study the author like a bug

[aquarri]

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[clearlitebergaming]

me trying to explain to casual xiv player about why sadu is non conforming gender, lorewise

[johndonneswife]

woman next to me on the plane just now talked to me about God and Jesus and the Power of Prayer for a full hour and the infant across from us screamed at the top of their lungs the entire flight so i’m dying btw if you even care