#a newborn woman
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AND WHEN KIT AND TY FINALLY KISS????????
#i will be a sobbing and excited and happy mess and will never be the same that's what#but what’s the BET cassie will take it all back by making it angsty and heartbreaking in the end#but still their kiss will wreck me eternally#like i stand by this#my old self will die#and i will rise like a phoenix from my own ashes#a newborn woman#that's how much impact it will have#(not being dramatic in the slightest wdym)#the last king of faerie#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kit x ty#kitty#the wicked powers#twp#tsc
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THE HYUNE BAPTISM 🥹🫶💦
#feeling like a newborn woman as a droplet of it got in my eyes#my vision is clearer now than it has ever been#I LOVE HIM SO BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAA#hyunjin#video
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not speirs looting all that shit because he had a newborn child back in london and was worried his wife wouldnt be able to survive on his salary alone………
#LIKE??? its so tragic oh my god????? the real life stories are ao much more interesting than whats portrayed in the show#if the audience had known it would have given him so much more depth#he was literally sending everything he looted back to london apparently#also nixon had a newborn as well but was cheating on his wife with a british woman#these men were BUSY lmao#and roe got married while on leave too during 1944#these women somehow never mentioned!!!! the children never mentioned !!#ronald speirs#real people#band of brothers
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So, the dp fandom brought me into the dpxdc fandom, and thus, dc. Because of this I’ve gained an interest in the comics and while I started with Batman, I now also read some teen titans and Wonder Woman. I only started Wonder Woman yesterday and started as chronologically as possible, but she is trying to adapt to human society at the point where I’m at.
And I just thought it would be super adorable if Danny, who for some reason had spent years in the zone, comes across Diana just after defeating Ares and they both realize, ‘shit, that person has no clue what they’re doing’ and both decided to support each other in their journeys to adapt to the human world, learn why they are such controversies and how to live with them. It would be so adorable as they get these minor and major discoveries like, ‘people like to drink these cold drinks with weird colors, try some, they’re good’ to ‘the colors you wear can be seen as an alliance to a certain country which can make other countries think you a threat or never treat you right in the first place’ and them just navigating it all💕
#wonder woman#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#Danny and Diana become friends and are like babies but with extremely weird cultural backgrounds#approaching everything with wonder like a newborn deer#friendship#exploration
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I like Vertin's messiah parallels so I bring to you the theory: what if she was a virgin birth like Mary had with Jesus?
Vertin's mom disappears for months on end and throws the people that know her into a tizzy looking everywhere for her, then she casually rolls up to the Foundation one day with a fucking. newborn child. That looks a lot like her.
"Who's child is that?" Constantine asks.
"Mine, of course???"
"But you've never shown any interest in... who's the father, then?"
"... yeah i actually have no idea lmfao. i'm gay and you already know that, Constantine."
"..."
A week later she also peaces out and leaves little Vertin to the Foundation. No one has any idea where she's gone after that.
#reverse 1999#vertin#vertin's mom#certified storm moments#sorry my fanon interpretation of vertin's mother is the guy making a peace sign and disappearing gif#deadbeat mom of the year mug goes out to her. vertin will not catch a break with the older women in her life#i prioritize the silly it is simply in my nature#but also. considering the one memory vertin has of her is on a laboratory bed surrounded by medical staff. and vertin was left to the#spdm's care at a month old. what does this imply. does she remember being a literal newborn. was this memory of hers happened when she was#a little older than that? vertin's mom is such an intriguing topic for me because we literally know nada about this woman#chapter 5 please lore drop at least a crumb about her blease#is she the besmir woman. is she someone else entirely. WHO ARE YOU
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#x men#x men the animated series#kurt wagner#nightcrawler xmen#mystique xmen#raven darkholme#xmen tas: s4#SHE DUMPED A NEWBORN DOWN A WATERFALL#ITS A WONDER KURT FUCKING LIVED AND IS TALKING TO HER#AND FORGIVES HER#THIS MANIPULATIVE FUVKING WITCH OF A WOMAN#she makes me so mad i dont like her#i Wish she got tossed to sabretooth
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Dominating college boys was fun, but now I'm hunting bigger game, older, richer men who would do anything to please me. Men like you.
#submisive sissy#bouncing titts#goddess#70s#60s#mommy mistress#huge titts#sub men#married submisive#sissy ferminization#humiliated sissy#sissytransformation#newborn#napkins#foot domination#trans woman
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Did you know that if you go to a hospital while in labor they will give you fentanyl directly into your spine and that's not a problem but if you test positive for cannabis (a substance that is legal to purchase on every street in your state)they WILL send social services to your home.
#labor and delivery#winning the war on drugs by harrassing new parents#they piss tested the newborn#for weed#yall just gave him fentanyl for 8 hours hes high as shit and youre worried about the edible his mom had 3 days ago???#now a woman with 2 toddlers and a 5 day old is stressing about getting her house clean so a social worker can determine if shes a fit parent#i wanna kill people about this#anyway quick reminder that homebirth midwives are covered by some insurance and homebirth is legal and just as safe as hospital birth#i can provide the studies if you arent sure#you dont have to endanger your family over some weed if thats something you can do
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Baby Casey, his mother and his father if anybody cares
#haven't seen his younger sister i think#unless it completely escaped me#does anybody have her?#2k12 tmnt screenshots#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012#casey jones#baby casey#had to severely enchance those screenshots because the 2012 turtles live in a total breu#by the way i never expected casey's father to be so friggin HUGE yeah what's up with that#man i hate the 2012's TMNT animation im not joking it irks me#i just put up with it for mikey and mikey only#damn where was casey born‚ the streets? what kind of background is that#where is that woman taking that pissy newborn#midnight stroll around downtown?
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Lmao my MIL posted a thing that was like “where did it all start going wrong” and the thing says “it started with bicycle helmets” like wtf????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂like sorry millennials don’t want their kids to suffer traumatic head injuries if they fall off their bikes and scooters 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#same woman who didn’t understand why a newborn should be rear facing#and had her baby sleep in his crib in a seperate room at 1 day old
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gonna make fnaf guys in the sims 3
#WOOHOO#ill probably play with them but idk how long#i already have a main sims save and its actually fucking insane😭#like not even manufactured drama or anything the craziest shit happens in that save#absent neglectful selfish resort owner father and clueless also absent but in a different way ghost mother#with 3 kids#2 of them children and one a baby#the brother being a ghost like his mom and the fathers least favorite#the scapegoat and the most hated who they leave alone a lot#and his imaginary friend hes lowkey having a gay love story with#both of them are heavily flawed#his sister whos the favorite child protege to the fathers resort lots expected of her#the father and lack of action from the mom purposefully drove a rift between them#and the baby whos a newborn and has no storyline yet#not even mentioning the famous woman the fathers sister slowdanced with at the winter festival#who then promptly lost memory of that night and therefore the sister#who shes been chasing down for in game years trying to convince they belong together#theres a lot going on in this save#pandas.txt#ALSO the daughter is a live human like her dad#i could not have fucking done this myself not the narritave foils between the siblings#being represented by which form they took from each parent#like hello#couldnt be more perfect
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figured I could start rewatching stuff I'm always like "I should rewatch that" on cleaning days other than lotr and star wars, so I just did Tangled
I'm still freaked out by the implication that Rapunzel was born with a head full of long hair, I mean... that sounds like a horror story
#what if... i wrote a series of short horror stories based on stuff from the disney movies that is just brushed off?#woman gives birth to a newborn with freakishly long hair. the hair never stops coming out. it's wrapped around her organs!
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category five yuri moment (they both immediately started crying)
#witcher#sometimes the most romantic thing a woman can do for another woman is put her newborn in the crosshairs of power-hungry murderers#anyways love lost or maybe it won idk. i won though
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sometimes a book is bad in a way that makes you want to study the author like a bug
#male author writing the mary-est of sues#she's so special they break the law to let her enlist at 16 and she gets the medal of honor for subduing 8 terrorists#who take her olympic team hostage the day after she's won 4 gold medals in gymnastics#but also the bro who she declined to press assault charges against is her crush and possibly her best friend#just a real weird vibe#has this author ever known a human woman#also in book like 13 her newborn twins are kidnapped and adopted by a cartel wife
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#we have a guy that broke up (cheated?) with his long term gf#then automatically had a baby with a clout chaser groupie#then he starts dating someone else while someone else is pregnant with his child#then he breaks up with gf after a year (with his newborn)#to then get back with his long term gf 2 weeks later#then only comes back into his kids life after he has learned basic life tasks/skills#(basically mom got to do all the hard work with a baby and toddler and dad reaps the benefits)#OH! now he’s daiting a 22 year old#then we have a serial womanizer#who’s a home wrecker and sleeps with his superiors#spent 2 years with her only to dump her after the movie was out#supposedly had a 3 some with her friend#and is now hooking up with that friend#he’s a joke to the media and gp#lol#images#(not saying that if it was irl the women would be off the hook but their actions don’t overpower patterns)#this is how they want to be viewed as of 2020#they really want people to think low of them#it’s ridiculous to look at
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me trying to explain to casual xiv player about why sadu is non conforming gender, lorewise
#ffxiv#all dotharl is non gender conforming#sort of#its their culture#they believe that each person is rebirthed to a newborn baby after they died#l'yeah im done with this body give me new one; kind of thing#well#she is woman now#but she was a man before this and they Just Dont View Gender That Way#go talk to dotharl npc in azem steppe he'll explain it better than i am#iirc his name is koko#i just wanna say sadu is not Just A FemRa
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