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radiosummons · 2 years ago
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Not to bully my #1 blorbo or anything ...
BUT HOLY FUCK TATTOOINE WAS NOT KIND TO HIM!!!!!!
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You really expect me to believe that these are supposed to be taken ONLY TEN FUCKING YEARS APART FROM EACH OTHER????!!!!!
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This? Sure. I will concede. Tattooine is a desert planet with two fucking suns. It makes sense that he'd look a bit rough/aged.
Combined with all the, you know ... stress. Yeah, okay. Sure. Yes. I totally believe that this looks like Obi-Wan aged 10 years. All things considered, I'd say he's doing pretty okay. Sure, he could use a little more moisturizer and maybe some extra lotion on the day to day.
But overall, I'd say he looks like a decent, weathered 40 yr old man.
(Yes, I'm aware the Kenobi show came out 13 years after ROTS and this obviously helps in Ewan McGregor looking, well, 13 years older. But you get my point).
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BUT THIS SHIT!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME??????
This is supposed to just be 20 FUCKING YEARS APART?????!!!!! WHAT? DID OBI-WAN JUST GIVE UP ON USING ANY OUNCE OF SPACE FANTASY SUNSCREEN?????!!!!
FUCK ME.
How the fuck do you go from looking like a refined 30 yr old man to an 60+ YEAR OLD MAN in the span of 20 YEARS?????!!!!!
HE SHOULD HAVE HAD AT LEAST AN EXTRA TEN YEARS OF LIFE TO HIM!!!!!! WTF, OBI-WAN???!!!!!
Anyway, my new headcanon is that Obi-Wan just got lazy after rescuing baby Leia, and just kept forgetting to use his morning morning moisturizer and fucking sunscreen.
No wonder this man needs Cody around. Motherfucker let himself accelerate his age by an early 20 yrs. Wtf.
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fascinationstreetmp3 · 5 months ago
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nenoname · 5 months ago
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stan twins the canon cptsd brothers i will always think about all your unaddressed issues that would make perfect plot fuel for your spinoff
and also the whole 'stan getting that poem by bill via a website which contrasts with bill getting one from the axolotl via a website' foreshadowing thing
like idk i would love something like su future but like more optimistic, aka not an accumulated breakdown that has to be mostly resolved off screen at the end :/// but something thats being kinda addressed throughout? (although would love to see one of them turn into a monster thats always fun lol)
stan having severe issues from his dad and those years of being homeless that we keep on getting more info on but never really getting confronted on (the drifter catalogue and tijuana incident...), him being completely alone for like twenty years when running the shack before soos comes along to the point that 1998 is noted as his low point, and him not really learning about bill+what he did to ford until ages after he killed him if he ever did get the full context
while i think amnesia and everyone seeing him as a hero actually helped with stan's 'i'm a worse version of my brother' thing its still a lingering issue too and we now got him being insecure over his own hands
ford being immediately thrown from 'being tortured by bill' to 'being stuck in the multiverse and being chased by bounty hunters constantly', him fully expecting himself to die when destroying bill, and him only now being safe for the first time in 30 years ....relatively safe, he's still in constant danger because of course he is
idk in the end the series wants them to be happy and they deserve it, its why i wasn't too worried about the book being like 'ooh bill is back!! and the book is haunting ford' thing cos i knew they'll be ok
#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#stan twins#as for the 'still on your mind' thing to me its stan literally thinking about bill despite ford resolving to move past it#or alternatively me on my same coin theory obsession lmao#me yelling and screaming at ouroboros being used to link to the axolotl and bill and how ford didn't actually keep it#which brings up even more questions about it reappearing in the shack when stan takes over#of course even if him realising about reincarnation being a thing i think its still way less to deal with than his actual issues#something something a same soul doesnt mean much when he already proved himself a better person a million times over#idk my thoughts on reincarnation as a concept is like eh??? anyway#also completely unrelated but stan writing fanfic means he knows what soos meant when he was talking about stan fics#soos seems like a gen fic writer especially with the ones we got as those promos#the train one where he comes up with a giant backstory for the setting that has nothing to do with the fic bros is super funny#but meanwhile we have stan the canonical smut writer who had to be writing it that summer#would he be a self insert shipper? would he projecting on the duchess instead? is he both???#i have many questions#then again judging from hows theres a wedding scene that he got super emotional over he might just be a shipper????#this has nothing to do with my original post#...or does it cos the axolotl last appears reacting to stan freaking out about count li--#anyway if you think this post is longer than my usual its cos i physically made myself delete most tags and put it in the actual post
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daydreamerwonderkid · 4 months ago
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NO SPOILERS PLS <3
Finally watching Madoka Magica for the first time and I'm so desperate to know why Honumura (I think that's her name) was so fucking deadset on killing this cute thing :3
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Like, I'm aware that Madoka Magica is the "edgy magical girl anime," but there's something kind of lowkey hilarious about watching an anime emo girl stalk this marketable plushie like it stole her fucking lunch money and pissed in her cereal XD
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conceptofjoy · 29 days ago
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"what happened to that guy" "car seat headrest"
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shaniacsboogara · 2 years ago
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me and who
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quietwingsinthesky · 21 days ago
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actually no. lucifer does not have unique enochian pronouns that only sam uses. because sam also uses those pronouns for himself and has since lucifer taught them to him. it’s not that he/him is wrong, it’s that sam is more than be encompassed by any language not shared with lucifer.
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sherlock-is-ace · 9 days ago
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a very famous and important argentinian journalist died yesterday and every channel and program on tv is doing some sort of tribute to him which is lovely
but the song everyone's using, is lilly allen's "fuck you" which makes it seem like everyone hated him lol but it's is relevant to him as a person and his career so it does make sense, it's just very funny to hear if you don't know the context lol
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ofallthingsnasty · 9 months ago
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Sanji = marriage kink guy who gets a boner from saying "my spouse" when talking about you, vow renewals at least every ten years until the day you die, he has your wedding planned within the first month of your relationship
Crocodile = marriage kink guy who kidnaps you and immediately dumps you into the kitchen so that you can cook his favorite only to punish you when you (of course) have no idea what that is supposed to be, requires you to address him with various pet names and keeps tabs on how many little affections you dish out and will react accordingly, fucks with your head so hard he'll have you believe you're actually married
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jellypawss · 1 year ago
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have a meme
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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years ago
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2011 Japan Post-Qualifying
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bogkeep · 3 months ago
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i don't wanna write a thesis i want to reread blade of the fane over and over until thesis deadline has passed and i am safe from the burden
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sakebytheriver · 2 months ago
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The thing is like, what exactly am I supposed to do with a one to one live action version of How To Train Your Dragon?
Like the original alreay exists, it's already out there being the original with all of the scenes they're copying, not to mention it's also a pretty new movie already, like we aren't remaking a cartoon from the 80s here, this came out in 2010. It's just like, what am I as someone who went to see the original film in theaters, what am I as someone who states this film as my favorite movie, like no seriously though what am I, a peak audience member to market this movie towards supposed to do with a one to one live action remake of How To Train Your Dragon when I can just rewatch the original and have an experience that's ten times better?
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solradguy · 1 year ago
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Finally overhauled and updated the Japanese resources page on my Neocities. Added a lot of new things and also reorganized it so that it's a little easier for absolute beginners to get into
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marc--chilton · 5 months ago
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(mgv) house gets giselle a small whiteboard of her own she uses to try to "help" with ddxs. she's a STUDIOUS note taker and house consults her like she's been to med school (she's three)
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cabinwife · 1 month ago
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shauna has so little power in group dynamics it is actually insane. If i were stranded in the wilderness with a bunch of other girls and i STILL became the group’s ever suffering tradmother figure i would kill us all.
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