#a lot of swearing

[florencewelchsgrapejuice]

hey remember the beautiful, vibrant animation of how to train your dragon? remember how they brought a fantastical viking village to life and filled it with color and detail? remember that? well what if it was FUCKING GRAY!? what if everything was just FUCKING GRAY and ugly as sin???!! with some of the worst lighting this side of a marvel movie?? and hey!!! what if we took hiccup, our realistically awkward hero with jay baruchel’s signature nasal voice, and had him played by some timothee chalamet looking-ass pretty boy????!!! idk that could be fun!!! oh and we’ll add more diversity by a casting a handful of actors of color and then making LITERALLY ALL OF THE BACKGROUND ACTORS WHITE!!! that’s PROGRESS MOTHERFUCKER!!! does all that sound good??? does that sound like a good fucking time to you???!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT????

IS THAT WHAT YOU’VE BEEN ASKING FOR??!!!!

WHO FUCKING ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS???!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[vitriolic-pest]

I'm gonna be 100% honest. I hate scrolling through Marble Hornets tags. Too often, I get fuckin jumpscared by twink Tim. Put a tw on that shit so I can block the tag i dont wanna see that. Gimme dad bod Tim. Gimme "looks like he give the best hugs" Tim. Gimme back my soft boy >:((((

Mfs in the spooky spaghetti fandom fuckin REFUSE to draw thicker characters and it makes me so upset I just >:'(((

Is untwinkifying Tim really that fucking hard???

And ik it's not all of thr fans. It's just a majority of the fans. Which is fucking bullshit.

It's not that hard to look into the actual canon of MH. "Masky" and "Hoodie" DONT LIKE THE OPERATOR!! And they aren't fuckin twinky teenagers. Tim was close to/in his 30s by the end of the MH YouTube series. Brian was nearing/in his 30 as well.

It just makes me so upset to see people completely miss the point of MH, and draw the characters so wrong.

I just wanna block the creepypasta tag at this point :((

[thygoddessouijathicc]

Dr. Henry Miller is a frog.

Remember a long time ago in a faraway land when I made a low quality theory that claimed Henry was in fact a frog?

I’m not sorry. In fact, fuck you, fuck your mom, fuck your long lost twin hidden in the attic who creepily plays piano when the house is quiet and wears a mask of Merida from Brave to hide their deformed face.

I fucking stand by it.

Henry is a frog, we know this much by now. His hue is one frogs can have and he seems to lack features like ears and a nose. Rather frog behaviour if you ask me.

But now I ask YOU… do his teeth look real? No right, far too big they basically hold the poor guy’s mouth open by force implying need for severe dental intervention. I believe these teeth not to be real teeth at all but simply cartoonishly large dentures he got from a joke shop. We know he’d attend such a place because while he is characterized rather serious he was known for blowing up urinals causing Freddy’s bathrooms to have cams and of course just loving to laugh at all things especially dying people. He seems to have a rather good sense of humour!

So no ears, no nose, no teeth, probably no butthole ei- yeah you know what doesn’t have these things? A fuckin frog. Now I ask you does he not appear moist? He looks grimy, sticky even. Frog.

Now my last theory argues this was normal HOWEVER I have since come to believe that Henry is in fact not natural… to our world. No I’m not calling another DSAF character an alien bare with me.

See if this was normal it would change a lot. We’d see frog people. We’d see noticeable change to history as frog people grow around humanity, new inventions, fuck, new frog racism. I’m not even kidding here if frog people existed I am sure humans would be racist towards them we can’t handle people having a different dominant hand than us for fucks sake humans kinda just suck like that. There would be frog politics. Frog moistening rooms. And most of all Henry would feel no need to disguise himself with something as silly as fake teeth.

No our frog man came from another world entirely. But but but let’s be clear it’s not like with Dave who seems to have just come out of nowhere Henry interacted with people, he understands his inhumanity and actively hides it almost as if he was taught how. He has knowledge of reality far greater than that which is normal as if… otherworldly.

My dear poor stupid reader, Henry can only come from one place and once place only.

Amphibia.

Even more than that Henry is a pink frog with a sense of humour and the knowledge of how to disguise himself as human. Friends, comrades, giant enemy spiders, Henry is Sprig.

A Sprig from a tragic world where Anne never comes back from death who leaves his home and family behind in order to try to get Anne back after Hop Pop becomes an alcoholic to deal with the grief. He finds himself transported into the human world but… in the past, forced to bide his time and search for a cure to the big dead getting both medical and spiritual knowledge, taking part in the war where he looses his tongue and hat via arrow to the knee. He tattoos his eyes black and takes Dave to start Fredbear after the circus proves useless and the rest is history.

Henry is Sprig from Amphibia it all lines up it all makes sense who else would be able to create such war crimes but a guy with a slingshot, a slingshot being the earliest signs in a child of psychotic tendencies. “Sprig has hair” you say? He lost it in the war and due to stress. “This is stupid” you say, I say any other answer is madness. “The frogs in Amphibia have teeth and in proving they are fake you prove-“ FAKE. TEETH. The government is lying to you to hide this great truth.

Henry Miller is Sprig, this is fact. It had been in front of us all along we were just too blind to see it.

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BAIIIIIIIIII

[artbytesslyn]

with you moving away from webtoon i was looking at your have other stuff there and i saw your mărțișor project, are u romanian? :O

That's Mora and Stima Apei, which was my first webcomic project from 2017ish? My wife is Romanian and they helped me write it.

[jarayasha]

Oh my I found my first sketch dedicated to Pink Floyd!!1! So rude 💅

[askyuuandco]

Incorrect Quotes: Crazy Quotes

---After something chaotic happened and Yuu was right about it---

My Yuu: ...It was the Overblot creatures again wasn't it? >:)

Crowley: Nooo... >:(

My Yuu: Betcha I'm right >:D

Crowley: Betcha you're wrong >:(

My Yuu: Betcha you're a skank >:D

Crowley: Betcha your an A**hole D:<

My Yuu: B**** I EAT PEOPLE!

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---Gets on his broadcast system on his giant mech---

Idia: I've come to make an announcement: Malleus Draconia's a b****-a** mother******. He pissed on my f****** wife. That's right. He took his dragon f*****' quilly d***s out and he pissed on my F****** wife, and he said his d***s was "THIS BIG", and I said, "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Malleus Draconia, you got two small d***s. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*** looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f***** my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*** the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f***** earth, now get out of my f***** sight before I piss on you too! *hangs up*

Overblot Malleus: >:-0

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Ace: *playing on the PS4*

Grim: Yuu said it's my turn to play on the PS4 >:(

Ace: no way buzz off >:(

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Lilia: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember… But where are those who share the memory?

Malleus's Grandmother & Baul: We're right here damn you >:0

Lilia: oh I'm sorry >.>

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---When the boys fight in the MC's house---

MC/Yuu: I WILL HAVE ORDER!! >:(

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Boys: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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Yuu: Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than the other dorm leader's, I didn't care about being a great mage. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened...I lost my sanity.

Ace: that's great and all but how about we not have this s*** for two minutes... my food's getting cold

Overblot Yuu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ace: WT-!!!

[figitorynonsense]

Ummm hello

I’d like to hear about your Miniforce OC’s please if that isn’t a bother

hi!!! hello!!!!!!

id gladly talk abt them

this is gonna be a little long

STARGAZER

so like stargazer isnt from earth but like the embodiment of some random star that fell to earth btu was found by pascal and managed some stuff including calling the villains and supplying him with dark energy and materials for the mechamons

stargazer’s initial name at this time was ‘Snake-eye’, aka the name the fanfiction theyre from!!!!!

soon when pascal was defeated they were a rogue and went into a dormant state in some mountain for quite a while before Zenos awakened

due to their exposure and connection to dark energy they were somewhat drawn to where zenos was and started serving him and basically helped call over aliens and helped keep the ship in shape

though bcuz zenos was a total bitch they started to hate him secretly and when he was defeated stargazer renamed themself to stargazer and decided to join the miniforce [they required little training due to them already having a lot of experience and all that random stuff balh blah blah]

so they ended up temporarily joining m03g for a while in a fanmade ‘show’: spirit of the dragons

theyre like a stylistic sassy bitch with a dash of trauma and fortune teller

they’re actually called ‘agent white’ instead of something like ‘agent violet’

its weird i know

also back to their history

before joining the miniforce some random villan [turns out to be the fanmade show’s main antagonist!!!] beat them up and nearly killed them

thus they lost some eyesight and has a scar across their neck that is hidden by their scarf

oh yea and for delusion form ; when the appear to have legs, the thing they use is called a ‘mirage pearl’ and for them it is embedded into their neck and also a collection of some space magic

it can break and crack which can lead to uh… questionable delusion forms

stargazer has purple blood btw

oh yea and ;

space magic is a type of magic where the holder can use various constellations to summon stuff like arrows and bullets

it does require a crap ton of charging, mental focus, and energy tho

space magic enhances X disks and the user’s sense of time

they can actually use a littleeee bit of mystical magic but they find it tiring

cerulean

ha uh

he is tricky to explain

cerulean is like an anti-hero and basically ray but on a lighter level and wayyyyy more blunt

She is capable of flight [unlike SOMEONE] and teleportation

he can just kinda teleport anywhere [including into someone] and also can teleport others with enough mental concentration

he fights stargazer every other nanosecond but still ends up doing something good

kinda a loner but she did receive training but like dropped out at the last minute

one of his eyes got ripped out by — you guessed it, that random villan i brought up while talking about stargazer [their name is raven]

he does join the team for a while but disappears later

cerulean’s light blue ribbon things are embedded into his back and literally cannot be ripped out or he’ll fucking die

though it does help her with gliding down when he teleports on air

he is very sleep deprived and needs help and therapy

Raindancer

who let the cat out

raindancer is a little dumb idiot with more trauma thus the bandages on their stomach

they have rlly bad burns on there and their lower body is pretty much cursed so they mainly use magic to summon weather and stuff [thunderstorms… tornadoes… etc] which are all controlled

their lower body was cursed by ZENOS after an encounter and theyre glad hes fucking dead

theyre a cat btw :3

also they cant cook at all LMAO

overall pretti silly creechur

yes they use cat crutches sometimes

anyways they fought pascal in secret and so did they with zenos

they do not appear in the fanmade show sadlee

[update: they do and alot of the stuff on this post is prettyyyy inconsistent]

ye a thx so much for asking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fandomsoda]

Actively trying to make your fanfic readers cry out of a desire to cause them pain is absolutely pathetic and a horrible way to think about writing, it does not make you cool. Be your reader’s comfort writer if you can and when you do write sad shit do it out of commiseration and a desire to convey the scene properly, not some weird twisted desire to hurt people what the fuck.

Do not relish in the emotional distress of others. It is fucking weird.

You are not cool for it, you are not “fun and devious”, you’re a dick.

Write what you want but do not normalize the desire to be a sadistic asshole.

As readers, we will begin to feel unsafe and actively avoid your work.

I AM NOT SAYING “DON’T WRITE SAD SHIT”. I AM SAYING DON’T BE WEIRD AND SADISTIC ABOUT IT. ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE FOR WHATEVER REASON NOT TAGGED IT RIGHT. THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT HERE WITH SERIOUS TRIGGERS, BE MINDFUL OF YOUR READERS’ WELL BEING.

[legend-of-hyrule]

Motherfuxking.fuck. fuck ahif fu king balls.. ahhhhhh

Are you legit telling me this mfer takes hearts!? Like i cant get thise fucks back?

God fucking damn it mfer. The shrines and effort ne he just fucking steals them. Fuck off.

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[crocodiller]

a party of very mature adults

[rakiah]

I started some Twst Meme stickers ✨

[princeyam]

good luck

[teaboot]

I feel like if you're using a lot of disposable plastic bags in your day to day life, you've gotta do something sustainable to make up for it. Like using bamboo toilet paper or eco friendly cat litter or something, yknow

Honestly I exaggerate for comedic effect, while I DO routinely use ziplock bags to hold spaghetti I cook maybe once a month and the bag itself is usually for freezer storage. I actually throw out maybe one bag a week? I DO hate washing plates and tupperware and junk but that usually just means I eat sandwiches without a plate.

I agree though that needless waste should be avoided, and I do avoid it- biodegradable bags and recyclables, empty butter tubs used to store leftovers, etc.

This said, though, not applicable necessarily for myself but for a lot of others- I feel that it's importat to remember that there are many people who legitimately NEED things like plastic straws, or catheters, or pre-packaged foods

And the idea that that's a moral failing that individuals need to personally make up for when a single billionaire blows out more CO2 in a long weekend than I will in my whole life on a superjet meet-cute in the Bolivian rainforest between humvee drag races funded by the river-polluting textiles plants they planted in a third world country to avoid EPA laws and give an entire village stillbirths and stomach cancer is an idea that those very same bigwigs have spent a LOT of time and money investing in planting in the public psyche.

Like- Glass bottles are infinitely recyclable, so why are so many drinks in plastic now? Loads of drinks manufacturers used to buy them back and clean them for re-use, so why did they stop? If they chose to make something out of a limited and environmentally irresponsible material, why is it my failing to track down a correct process of disposal for them? What if there are none in my area? Do I lobby for more recycling plants in my area? Do I set aside some of my limited time outside the pain factory of my job- which I have more than one of, thanks to rising costs of things just like that drink I just emptied- to properly dispose of this company's waste FOR them?

Say coca-cola just rolled up to your town and started dumping millions of empty plastic bottles in the street, going, "wow, you should really think about building and staffing a recycling depot, it would be really shameful of you to just put these in the trash." When companies purposefully use materials with limited lifespans- because yes, even plastic can only be reused so many times- and tell you it's your own fault if it harms the environment- that's essentially what they're doing, just with more steps.

Yes, its important to be as environmentally concious as we can in our day to day life, but responsible sustainability is not catholicism. We don't get good boy points from our lord and savior Captain Planet every time the average low-income household gathers together to hold hands and repent for a single-use plastic that allows them to access something they need.

Entire families could eat trees and shit dead lithium batteries for years and still not do as much damage to the planet as an average dye plant or braindead celebrity does in a week just for fun, and I'm mad about it

...this went on longer than intended.

TL/DR: DO recycle and minimize waste, but don't beat yourself up over the little waste you can't avoid, and follow the money.

EDIT: Part 2

[hinamie]

someone asked if i had ever drawn gojo with his scars, now i have :>

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!