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I'm gonna be 100% honest. I hate scrolling through Marble Hornets tags. Too often, I get fuckin jumpscared by twink Tim. Put a tw on that shit so I can block the tag i dont wanna see that. Gimme dad bod Tim. Gimme "looks like he give the best hugs" Tim. Gimme back my soft boy >:((((
Mfs in the spooky spaghetti fandom fuckin REFUSE to draw thicker characters and it makes me so upset I just >:'(((
Is untwinkifying Tim really that fucking hard???
And ik it's not all of thr fans. It's just a majority of the fans. Which is fucking bullshit.
It's not that hard to look into the actual canon of MH. "Masky" and "Hoodie" DONT LIKE THE OPERATOR!! And they aren't fuckin twinky teenagers. Tim was close to/in his 30s by the end of the MH YouTube series. Brian was nearing/in his 30 as well.
It just makes me so upset to see people completely miss the point of MH, and draw the characters so wrong.
I just wanna block the creepypasta tag at this point :((
#TWINKIFICATION ISNT HOT#marble hornets#mh tim#tim wright#i just want dad bod tim#it that too much to ask for???#tw swearing#a lot of swearing#im mad as fuck#marble hornets spoilers#mh brian#brian thomas#creepypasta
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Dr. Henry Miller is a frog.
Remember a long time ago in a faraway land when I made a low quality theory that claimed Henry was in fact a frog?
I’m not sorry. In fact, fuck you, fuck your mom, fuck your long lost twin hidden in the attic who creepily plays piano when the house is quiet and wears a mask of Merida from Brave to hide their deformed face.
I fucking stand by it.
Henry is a frog, we know this much by now. His hue is one frogs can have and he seems to lack features like ears and a nose. Rather frog behaviour if you ask me.
But now I ask YOU… do his teeth look real? No right, far too big they basically hold the poor guy’s mouth open by force implying need for severe dental intervention. I believe these teeth not to be real teeth at all but simply cartoonishly large dentures he got from a joke shop. We know he’d attend such a place because while he is characterized rather serious he was known for blowing up urinals causing Freddy’s bathrooms to have cams and of course just loving to laugh at all things especially dying people. He seems to have a rather good sense of humour!
So no ears, no nose, no teeth, probably no butthole ei- yeah you know what doesn’t have these things? A fuckin frog. Now I ask you does he not appear moist? He looks grimy, sticky even. Frog.
Now my last theory argues this was normal HOWEVER I have since come to believe that Henry is in fact not natural… to our world. No I’m not calling another DSAF character an alien bare with me.
See if this was normal it would change a lot. We’d see frog people. We’d see noticeable change to history as frog people grow around humanity, new inventions, fuck, new frog racism. I’m not even kidding here if frog people existed I am sure humans would be racist towards them we can’t handle people having a different dominant hand than us for fucks sake humans kinda just suck like that. There would be frog politics. Frog moistening rooms. And most of all Henry would feel no need to disguise himself with something as silly as fake teeth.
No our frog man came from another world entirely. But but but let’s be clear it’s not like with Dave who seems to have just come out of nowhere Henry interacted with people, he understands his inhumanity and actively hides it almost as if he was taught how. He has knowledge of reality far greater than that which is normal as if… otherworldly.
My dear poor stupid reader, Henry can only come from one place and once place only.
Amphibia.
Even more than that Henry is a pink frog with a sense of humour and the knowledge of how to disguise himself as human. Friends, comrades, giant enemy spiders, Henry is Sprig.
A Sprig from a tragic world where Anne never comes back from death who leaves his home and family behind in order to try to get Anne back after Hop Pop becomes an alcoholic to deal with the grief. He finds himself transported into the human world but… in the past, forced to bide his time and search for a cure to the big dead getting both medical and spiritual knowledge, taking part in the war where he looses his tongue and hat via arrow to the knee. He tattoos his eyes black and takes Dave to start Fredbear after the circus proves useless and the rest is history.
Henry is Sprig from Amphibia it all lines up it all makes sense who else would be able to create such war crimes but a guy with a slingshot, a slingshot being the earliest signs in a child of psychotic tendencies. “Sprig has hair” you say? He lost it in the war and due to stress. “This is stupid” you say, I say any other answer is madness. “The frogs in Amphibia have teeth and in proving they are fake you prove-“ FAKE. TEETH. The government is lying to you to hide this great truth.
Henry Miller is Sprig, this is fact. It had been in front of us all along we were just too blind to see it.
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BAIIIIIIIIII
#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#shitpost#dsaf 2#dsaf 3#dsaf henry#henry miller#dsaf theory#DSAF essay#Surprise Amphibia mentions#amphibia spoilers#the greatest theory of all time#A lot of swearing
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with you moving away from webtoon i was looking at your have other stuff there and i saw your mărțișor project, are u romanian? :O
That's Mora and Stima Apei, which was my first webcomic project from 2017ish? My wife is Romanian and they helped me write it.
#tess talks#Anonymous#those were our wedding outfits btw#we ordered them from Cluj#they're insanely well made and hand embroidered wehhhhhh ;-;#also that project is so old#looking at it is very strange to me#but UMP is kind of an extension of it and that's our next project#i know a tiny bit of romanian but mostly just what my inlaws and wife have taught me#which is#mostly#a lot of swearing#and food words
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Oh my I found my first sketch dedicated to Pink Floyd!!1! So rude 💅
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Incorrect Quotes: Crazy Quotes
---After something chaotic happened and Yuu was right about it---
My Yuu: ...It was the Overblot creatures again wasn't it? >:)
Crowley: Nooo... >:(
My Yuu: Betcha I'm right >:D
Crowley: Betcha you're wrong >:(
My Yuu: Betcha you're a skank >:D
Crowley: Betcha your an A**hole D:<
My Yuu: B**** I EAT PEOPLE!
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---Gets on his broadcast system on his giant mech---
Idia: I've come to make an announcement: Malleus Draconia's a b****-a** mother******. He pissed on my f****** wife. That's right. He took his dragon f*****' quilly d***s out and he pissed on my F****** wife, and he said his d***s was "THIS BIG", and I said, "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Malleus Draconia, you got two small d***s. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*** looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f***** my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*** the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f***** earth, now get out of my f***** sight before I piss on you too! *hangs up*
Overblot Malleus: >:-0
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Ace: *playing on the PS4*
Grim: Yuu said it's my turn to play on the PS4 >:(
Ace: no way buzz off >:(
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Lilia: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember… But where are those who share the memory?
Malleus's Grandmother & Baul: We're right here damn you >:0
Lilia: oh I'm sorry >.>
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---When the boys fight in the MC's house---
MC/Yuu: I WILL HAVE ORDER!! >:(
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Boys: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Yuu: Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than the other dorm leader's, I didn't care about being a great mage. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened...I lost my sanity.
Ace: that's great and all but how about we not have this s*** for two minutes... my food's getting cold
Overblot Yuu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ace: WT-!!!
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Ummm hello
I’d like to hear about your Miniforce OC’s please if that isn’t a bother
hi!!! hello!!!!!!
id gladly talk abt them
this is gonna be a little long
STARGAZER
so like stargazer isnt from earth but like the embodiment of some random star that fell to earth btu was found by pascal and managed some stuff including calling the villains and supplying him with dark energy and materials for the mechamons
stargazer’s initial name at this time was ‘Snake-eye’, aka the name the fanfiction theyre from!!!!!
soon when pascal was defeated they were a rogue and went into a dormant state in some mountain for quite a while before Zenos awakened
due to their exposure and connection to dark energy they were somewhat drawn to where zenos was and started serving him and basically helped call over aliens and helped keep the ship in shape
though bcuz zenos was a total bitch they started to hate him secretly and when he was defeated stargazer renamed themself to stargazer and decided to join the miniforce [they required little training due to them already having a lot of experience and all that random stuff balh blah blah]
so they ended up temporarily joining m03g for a while in a fanmade ‘show’: spirit of the dragons
theyre like a stylistic sassy bitch with a dash of trauma and fortune teller
they’re actually called ‘agent white’ instead of something like ‘agent violet’
its weird i know
also back to their history
before joining the miniforce some random villan [turns out to be the fanmade show’s main antagonist!!!] beat them up and nearly killed them
thus they lost some eyesight and has a scar across their neck that is hidden by their scarf
oh yea and for delusion form ; when the appear to have legs, the thing they use is called a ‘mirage pearl’ and for them it is embedded into their neck and also a collection of some space magic
it can break and crack which can lead to uh… questionable delusion forms
stargazer has purple blood btw
oh yea and ;
space magic is a type of magic where the holder can use various constellations to summon stuff like arrows and bullets
it does require a crap ton of charging, mental focus, and energy tho
space magic enhances X disks and the user’s sense of time
they can actually use a littleeee bit of mystical magic but they find it tiring
cerulean
ha uh
he is tricky to explain
cerulean is like an anti-hero and basically ray but on a lighter level and wayyyyy more blunt
She is capable of flight [unlike SOMEONE] and teleportation
he can just kinda teleport anywhere [including into someone] and also can teleport others with enough mental concentration
he fights stargazer every other nanosecond but still ends up doing something good
kinda a loner but she did receive training but like dropped out at the last minute
one of his eyes got ripped out by — you guessed it, that random villan i brought up while talking about stargazer [their name is raven]
he does join the team for a while but disappears later
cerulean’s light blue ribbon things are embedded into his back and literally cannot be ripped out or he’ll fucking die
though it does help her with gliding down when he teleports on air
he is very sleep deprived and needs help and therapy
Raindancer
who let the cat out
raindancer is a little dumb idiot with more trauma thus the bandages on their stomach
they have rlly bad burns on there and their lower body is pretty much cursed so they mainly use magic to summon weather and stuff [thunderstorms… tornadoes… etc] which are all controlled
their lower body was cursed by ZENOS after an encounter and theyre glad hes fucking dead
theyre a cat btw :3
also they cant cook at all LMAO
overall pretti silly creechur
yes they use cat crutches sometimes
anyways they fought pascal in secret and so did they with zenos
they do not appear in the fanmade show sadlee
[update: they do and alot of the stuff on this post is prettyyyy inconsistent]
ye a thx so much for asking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#miniforce ocs#miniforce#ocs#thx for ask!!!!!!!!!#long post#a lot of swearing#a lot of death mentions#and a lot of mindless rambling#!!!
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Actively trying to make your fanfic readers cry out of a desire to cause them pain is absolutely pathetic and a horrible way to think about writing, it does not make you cool. Be your reader’s comfort writer if you can and when you do write sad shit do it out of commiseration and a desire to convey the scene properly, not some weird twisted desire to hurt people what the fuck.
Do not relish in the emotional distress of others. It is fucking weird.
You are not cool for it, you are not “fun and devious”, you’re a dick.
Write what you want but do not normalize the desire to be a sadistic asshole.
As readers, we will begin to feel unsafe and actively avoid your work.
I AM NOT SAYING “DON’T WRITE SAD SHIT”. I AM SAYING DON’T BE WEIRD AND SADISTIC ABOUT IT. ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE FOR WHATEVER REASON NOT TAGGED IT RIGHT. THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT HERE WITH SERIOUS TRIGGERS, BE MINDFUL OF YOUR READERS’ WELL BEING.
#text post#soda rambles#please god i so tired of being hurt by these people#your readers are people too#hearing someone cried at your fic should be a moment of relating and sympathizing and validation that you wrote it well#not you enjoying their suffering fuck that#i’m not mad i’m desperate#fanfic readers#fanfic writing#fanfic woes#a lot of swearing#cw swearing#tw swearing#after my final sentence of the main post i feel obligated to tag those
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Motherfuxking.fuck. fuck ahif fu king balls.. ahhhhhh
Are you legit telling me this mfer takes hearts!? Like i cant get thise fucks back?
God fucking damn it mfer. The shrines and effort ne he just fucking steals them. Fuck off.
#tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom spoilers#totk spoilers#legend of zelda#totk ganon#swearing#a lot of swearing
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if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about
#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING#stranger things#platonic stobin#steddie#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#here we go again boys#i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like#nah i'm not gonna do it#maybe i'll anonymously write a fic#but no we're mombin posting on main#i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation#platonic co parents can be so so so personal#also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear#when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand#they have to know what kind of family they're coming into#cw pregnancy
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a party of very mature adults
#ruin his big book moment#i bully gale in a lot of my comics but i swear i love him#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#karlach#bg3 tav#astarion#bg3 comic#mydrawins#bg3 spoilers#just in case
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good luck
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#pokemon legends arceus#calem pokemon#pokemon calem#rei pokemon#pokemon rei#any excuse to draw rei#where is volo............. pokemas give him to me#if i have to wait to 5th anni i swear to god#anyway i have a lot of conflicting thoughts about za but for now i will remain cautiously optimistic
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someone asked if i had ever drawn gojo with his scars, now i have :>
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#satoru gojo#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#this outfit i swear im gna get called out as a fake gojohater#its not my fault its the best one he gets#speaking of which i am enjoying the relative bliss before this fight n this outfit are animated sighs i already know its gna b mayhem#but ths neither here nor there ths none of my business#anyway this gojo took a lot longer than it should have also but i had some mishaps with th pose >:/ iykyk#i also wanted to like. toe th line with his expression between unsettling and relaxed if that makes sense??#mostly i didnt want him to look too genuine#idk how successful i was but i am Happy with it i think#or maybe its just the exhaustion talking#tbh im past exhaustion i think i spent over 14hrs drawing today i have been up since 7am and i am pretty sure my blood is energy drink#rings dinner bell gojolikers come get ur food#anon who asked i hope u enjoy! ty fr the request even if it was gojo /silly
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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Repainted an old Byler illustration 💖
#byler#byler fanart#THIS TOOK SO LONG I SWEAR#it's not perfect but I had a lot of fun rendering this so it's fine AHHH#part of the reason I chose a higher angle is to show of as many Byler hints as possible#try to spot them all!#I think my favorite one is the plushies in the left corner#the frog one (Mike) leaning on the lion one (Will)#showing what Mike wants to do but not fully letting himself do it#the internalized homophobia hits hard sometimes uff#stranger things#st2#mike wheeler#mike wheeler fanart#will byers#will byers fanart#stranger things fanart#illustration#fanart#castle byers#art
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Supernatural (2005-2020) // Gravity Falls (2012-2016)
#supernatural#spn#gravity falls#spnedit#supernaturaledit#gravityfallsedit#gfedit#televisionedit#tvedit#dean winchester#sam winchester#*#girl who has only seen supernatural watching her second paranormal show: getting a lot of supernatural vibes from this...#idk why this is all from season 2 gf...i swear i had more ideas lol maybe i'll do a part two#love self indulgent gifs self indulgent gifs are my friend :)
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Y’know, I feel like we don’t give the writers enough credit when it comes to Soren
So often when a character is the “comic relief”, they start off with dynamic personalities and then lose them as the season go on (looking at you Cat Valentine and Steve Palchuk), but not Soren
No, Soren somehow manages to jump between being comic relief and genuinely serious and caring seamlessly. And it’s all the same character, too! He doesn’t feel like he’s switching personalities they’re just other facets of who he is and it’s amazing!!!
#tdp#tdp soren#soren#the dragon prince#dragon prince#literally the creators and writers of this show are crazy#because I swear he jumps from being stupid to smart in an instant because it consistent in who he is#like he knows a lot about being a guard and dealing with hard emotions but when it comes to more technical things that he’s not interested#in he’s clueless#he could probably give hour long lectures about different work out techniques#and lead groups in emotional conversation#but the moment you ask him how taxes work he’s suddenly head empty brain smooth#and I love that for him
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