#a lot like bitlife

[robinfuddo]

Youtubers to watch when age regressed!

i keep going to find these, but i can never find cohesive lists! so... here are the ones i know and watch!

✰ Sis Vs Bro - a lot of challenge videos! they started posting AGAIN recently!!

✰ amabelle - relaxing vlogs and videos about cute finds and stationary!

✰ CookieSwirlC - fun gaming videos!

✰ etellan - doll makeover videos! rlly relaxing voice...

✰ Dollightful - more doll makeovers! but this time more energetic

✰ Big Mama Eternal - videos about gacha and roblox, mainly! rlly funny and nice :)

✰ DrawingWiffWaffles - drawing videos! i like the "only one colour" series!

✰ stampylonghead - minecraft videos!

✰ GamerGirl - karina!! cool gaming videos with things like minecraft, fortnite, and roblox!

✰ witolfish - sims videos, her sims are very inclusive!

✰ Flamingo - rlly funny roblox videos! slight swearing warning, but its usually censored or light!

✰ Ryeua Sim - more sims videos!!!!

✰ LaurenZside - fun videos, usually about gaming. i like her series of "games that seem cute, but are scary"!

✰ SonaDrawzStuff - drawing videos! has some challenges with her boyfriend too

✰ Vixella - videos about games like the sims, bitlife, girlsgogames, and mobile apps! (mainly sims though...)

✰ lilsimsie - more sims videos!!

✰ LDShadowLady - minecraft vids!

✰ Yammy - reactions, games like roblox and project sekai!

✰ Moriah Elizabeth - painting, squishies, and toy videos!

✰ The Theorist channels - theory videos! these channels include The Game Theorists, The Film Theorists, The Food Theorists, and The Style Theorists, plus their let's play channel, GTLive!

✰ Hello Kitty And Friends - Sanrio skits and the actual show, Hello Kitty And Friends!

✰ Haminations - funny animations about the ytbers life! not my personal cup of tea, but my littles love it!

✰ Hey Bear Sensory - baby sensory videos. legit fruits dancing around but i love watching it when i regress to like... baby ages.

this list will probably grow as I get suggestions and find out about more!

[str4wberrysol]

141 ‘s FAVORITE MOBILE GAMES ❀

Idea from: @always4tuesdayss :)

Price - Entirely grandpa games. He’s playing candy crush, solitare, crossword puzzles. Anything he can unwind with. he is so man

Ghost - Homescapes, Crossword puzzles, cryptograms. Soap put him onto ‘i love hue’ he’s matching colors n shit

Soap - Those makeover games that have like a million ads. He will also download whatever looks mildly interesting from those ads, and then never delete them even if he doesn’t play them. he has no storage left.

Alejandro - Subway surfers, also would play candy crush, he’d rage quit tho.

Rudy - Bitlife, also house decorating games and probably cryptograms

Gaz - Feel like he plays more video games than mobile games but good pizza and roblox for sure

+ Los Vaqueros - Duolingo, they’re learning english but that doesn’t stop the confusion that comes with the british accent. poor dudes.

❀ - My notes: hi hi, i have two fics lined up but a lot of things happened and i’m too autistic to finish them rn so i’ll be pumping out drabbles, love ya!

[liseyprompts]

CallMeKevin Plays BitLife, pt. 1

A collection of prompts taken from youtuber CallMeKevin's BitLife series. Contains NSFW themes

'I'm going to do the most crime I've ever done!'

'It's not that big of a feat.'

'I thought I had this already.'

'I already purchased this sperm!'

'Now I can't be outraged! This isn't fun!'

'Oh, the political questions come out the woodwork right away.'

'I am just a patriot, what can I say?'

'That's a good corruption scandal right there.'

'It only hurt a lot.'

'I don't think I've ever tried to do really well in school.'

'That's probably the whitest thing I could say.'

'I don't wanna say what it's for, but thanks for the money.'

'I don't wanna work for it, I just wanna be given money.'

'Life is so easy when you don't have to pay for anything.'

'I knew sucking up to them would work.'

'I don't want a party, I don't like parties.'

'Now what do I do? I didn't plan this far ahead.'

'I won off lies and deceit!'

'Ooooh nonononononono. Nonononononono, ooh nonononono.'

'I'm doing amazing, I assume.'

'I don't wanna deal with any real problems.'

'I just want to be powerful and stuff.'

'I haven't been spying on anyone, I just spread rumours. I'm not a bad person.'

'I have investigated myself, and I have found that I did nothing wrong.'

'If you could just die, that would be great.'

'Even though I'm not killing them, this sounds so suspicious.'

'Oh you are very, very crazy.'

'You have an uncanny resemblance to an infamous serial killer.'

'It was all a bad dream.'

'Is that legal? I assume it is.'

'That's disappointing, I spent all my money on that.'

'I'm just gonna kill you anyway.'

'I don't have any money to bribe them with.'

[maddym14]

BitLife Generation Challenge

Be born Anywhere you want in any generation

Looks do not matter in this challenge

You need the job packs

[by maddym14]

Generation 1 - Animal Lover

You love animals and would do anything for them so you become a vet, you love your pets more then anyone so you never get married. However you did want kids so you got a donor/surrogate.

Join the animal rights club in school

Get a degree in biology then complete Veterinary School

No spouse ever

Have at least 10 pets through your lifetime

Must End with 90-100 in smarts

Generation 2 - The Athlete

Your parent was very devoted to their pets so you never saw much of them. Because of this you focused on sports. Sports is your life but you understand what it’s like to grow up with a distant parent. In contradiction to your child hood you vow to always be their for your kids and spouse. To you Your family is your world and it helps that they are very supportive of your sports career. To them you are their hero.

Play Hockey in school plus another of your choice

Must Max your performance in both before graduation

Become a professional in Hockey or the other sport, whether it’s professional drafting or college then professional

Win at least 2 championships

Have at least 2 kids and Be married without ever divorcing

Become verified on 1 social media app

Generation 3 - The Family Guy

Your parent always being there for you really shows and you grew up with a good relationship with them. You and you sibling are best friends. You get married to your high school sweetheart but one night you get curious, what would happen if you didn’t end up with them? You make a mistake. You have an affair that results in a child but you can’t loose your husband, what will you do?

Grow up with close a relationship with your parent(s) and sibling

Have at least 5 friends through you childhood to your teenage years (can keep or loose them as an adult)

Get married in your 20s to high school sweetheart

Have kids whenever but you have to have at least 6

Have a good relationship with all your kids

Adopt 1 kid (yes they are apart of the 6 kids)

Have a good relationship with your spouse

Never be divorced

Generation 4 - The Social Media Star

Your parent was super supportive in everything you wanted to to do so when you told them you wanted to be a star and they laughed you got more determined to do it, nobody was gonna stop you, not even your spouse who didn’t like your job

Be verified on all social medias

Have a net worth of 1 million dollars (or more)

Write a book about your life

Be divorced then remarry then divorce, AGAIN

Absolutely NO pets

Generation 5 - The space Nerd

Your parents were always arguing and didn’t have much time for you. You always found an interest in space because you just wanted to get away from the fights. Space is good. Space is fun. So why not?

Go to space camp 3 times (if allowed)

Have full fitness

Have full health

Go to University for Biology then to Graduate School

After passing Both schools, go to space Academy, must complete and if you are kicked out RETRY

Apply to Space Agency and become an Astronaut

Only have 1 Child

Name one finding after your Kid (Comet, Astroids, Black Holes, Nebulae or Planets)

When your life ends you must have Full Smarts

Generation 6 - The musician

Your parent was gone a lot but one was home with you.. You used to listen to music when you missed the one in space, sometimes you would even send the songs to them. They’d reply with a bunch of hearts and were super supportive. Despite not being there at home, they were there for you in every other way possible.

Get in green for 5 instrument’s (voice included)

Become a professional (singer, pianist, whatever)

Get Married in your 30s and Only Adopt kids

Be verified On Instagram only

Own a mansion and an Nice car

Have a ton of instruments in your assets.

Die with the best relationship with your significant other (unless they die first)

Generation 7 - The criminal

Your parent was super stressed with all the music. You grew up with not a lot of attention and no true parental figure. You dont need anyone’s help or money so you steal things, you bounce between partners because you don’t have time for them. This has resulted in many kids. You have no regrets

K*ll 7 BitLife people

Chose the worst options every time, unless it’s to get out of something.

Successfully Steal 10 cars

Successfully Pickpocket 20 time

Chose whatever career you want or be unemployed

Never Ever Get married

Have at least 15 people ex Partners

Have 7 kids

Escape Jail once

Start a riot once

Generation 8 - The politician

Your parent was the evil in the world, so you decide to be the good. You always take care of your younger siblings when needed. They inspire you to change the world for better, or to try. You do just that.

Graduate from University AND business school

Become school board director twice

Become Mayor once

Become the state governor once

Be president once

Have Instagram your entire presidency then once done delete it.

Have 2 kids

Have 1 spouse your whole life

[craigzzzzz]

‼️INTRODUCTION POST‼️

Hi! My name’s Craig! Let me tell you some stuff about myself!

Name: Craig/Lance (I usually go by Craig online, but sometimes I go by Lance)

Age: not saying 🤫

Gender: Bi-gender

Pronouns: he/star/she/zer/zim/craig/craigself

Sexuality: Pansexual and Polyamorous

Relationship status: Taken ❤️

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, listening to music, watching South Park, watching YouTube, writing fanfics, sleeping, gaming, running, swimming, diving (I’m on the dive team lol), and some other stuff I forgot lol.

Fandoms: South Park, Dead Plate, Cold Front, Elevator Hitch, Eloquent Countenance, Komi Can’t communicate, Vocaloid/Hatsune Miku, Genshin Impact, Furry Fandom, FNAF, and Gacha (I have a YT channel where I make gacha tweening and South Park content!)

Favorite music genres: Indie Rock, Alt Rock, Metal, Punk Rock, Punk Pop, Electronic/Dance, Scenecore, hyperpop, and TrapMetal.

Favorite music artists/bands: Mitski, Weezer, Odetari, 6arelyhuman, Rebzyyx, Hatsune Miku, Green Day, Deftones, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Radiohead, SlipKnot, and Blink-182. (I might have forgotten some lol)

Favorite video games: Dead Plate, Cold Front, Elevator Hitch, Eloquent Countenance, Genshin Impact, Roblox, Minecraft, South Park: Phone Destroyer, Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai, BitLife, Little Alchemy 2, and FNAF.

Other information: I’m Catholic, I love space and stars (I’m also in a friend group called “The Stars Forever Group”), I have ADHD (inattentive, I’ve been diagnosed since 1st grade), I have BPD (Diagnosed in 7th Grade), I have Anxiety (Diagnosed in 3rd Grade), I have Bipolar disorder (Bipolar 1, diagnosed in 7th grade), I have panic disorder (diagnosed in 5th grade), I’m a Fictionkin (Craig Tucker from South Park if you couldn’t tell already lol), I can’t detect tone that well, so please use tone tags when talking with me, I’m a writer (I’m currently working on 3 books right now!), I make bracelets (usually for myself, but sometimes I give some to my friends and family), I’m a polyglot (I speak 5 languages, English, Spanish, Japanese, Italian, and Russian), I’m a furry, I’m a quadrobist (I’m NOT a therian), I like the scene and alt aesthetics, and I also have a YouTube channel! (Here’s the link: https://youtube.com/@blu3b3rryjam25?si=r-yrqJiYBaQV8sDp)

I might not post a lot on here lol, but I’ll try to post occasionally!

That’s all I have to say for now, thanks for checking out my account!

[hillbilly---man]

I love having my little phone game routine. I feel like a retiree making my way through the newspaper

5:00am: I do my morning Puzzle Page before I get out of bed (it's a daily randomized page of stuff like sudoku and crosswords and picross)

7:45am: while sitting in the parking lot at work waiting for time to clock in, I check in on my civilization on Kittens Game (idle clicker game)

12:45pm: just before I clock in from lunch I do another sudoku puzzle on Puzzle Page

6:15pm: After I get home from work I do the daily challenge on Mini Metro (a puzzle game where you have to create efficient transit maps)

9:00pm: I continue my Duolingo streak (it'll be 956 days tonight)

?????: If I'm having one of those nights where I get anxious about falling asleep or scared of leg spasms or something I play Holedown (it's kind of like a breakout style game?) to kind of do the Tetris effect and fill my head with bouncing balls instead of health anxiety until I fall asleep

(it's not part of the routine but I play Bitlife sometimes too but I inexplicably feel embarrassed about it)

[bigmack2go]

Play bitlife. Make a lot of friends. And try to keep them all happy and their relationship status green. Thats what social anxiety feels like

[chrvstxl]

When I get lazy and get stuck during character creation I have created a system of madness that works everytime…especially when OCs require crazy detail (ie. shows like JJBA). I think of a name and throw it into this app called BitLife…let it generate. I take that information, do some additional padding (usually a lot of google searches, taking notes to create my ideal specimen), and from there I will use an app called Combyne to figure out their aesthetic…which later on helps me actually draw and flesh out my OC.

[trolagygirl2022]

Y'all I'm not ghosting this blog I swear 😭 bitlife and YouTube have been keeping me addicted but I'll definitely get to your requests dw <3

What's bitlife and what are you watching on YouTube I need new stuff 😭

So bitlife is this life roleplaying game I've been playing ever since like 2019!? And on YouTube I tend to watch a lot of commentary videos about music, history, etc. I also spend my time on Reddit scrolling because I'm trying to minimize my Tiktok usage haha

[20percentbug]

Question for the ask game for gaymers like you:

3. Favorite boss?

4. Best game soundtrack (full album or single track)?

5. Most memorable gaming moment?

14. Worst game you’ve ever played?

18. A game you started, but never finished.

19. A game that you wish you could play for the first time again.

20. A game that made you cry.

21. A game you thought you wouldn’t like, but ended up loving?

23. Do you typically choose to play a male or female character (when asked to pick)?

29. Favorite childhood game?

33. Most embarrassing gaming moment.

34. Funniest gaming moment.

35. Do you own any gaming themed memorabilia? (e.g. collector’s editions, posters, prop replicas, statues, clothing, etc.)

38. An unpopular gaming opinion you have.

40. Best game cover art.

And a bonus question:

41. Favorite licensed game?

3. there are a lot of good video game bosses but by far my favorite out of em has been gabriel from ULTRAKILL recently. gay angelic man :)

4. by far, the entirety of the NieR series has absolutely gorgeous music. Bipolar Nightmare, Song of the Ancients, i could go on and on. it's very good

5. the end sequence of ending C in NieR:Automata did SO many things to me. oh my god. 9S deserves way better he did not deserve what he got throughout the game

14. i'm lucky that i'm really really picky, but unfortunately i was in the bitlife rabbit hole for a little bit. that game is fucking infested and i don't like it

18. i wanna finish patapon 2. it's. really fun :)

19. is it fair if i have multiple? ah, fuck it. NieR:Automata, Hollow Knight, Bug Fables, Rain World, Purrgatory, Celeste, Night In The Woods, and ULTRAKILL are all games i want to experience for the first time again

20. there are a few. Purrgatory is one of them

21. Titanfall 2. i was kinda expecting a mediocre experience but the movement was amazing, plotline was enjoyable, and BT stole my heart. it's a good game

23. male...? honestly tho i've been going with feminine features for games that let me customize and other than that i'm probably gonna start playing as female characters more often. call me trans or whatever i dunno lol

29. ooooh. remember metroid bounty hunters? that was a really fun game

33. whenever i do very dumb stuff that people mistake for as me flirting. there was one particular moment was while i was playing sky: children of the light

34. tf2 ragdolls in general

35. i got three pikachu plushies, hollow knight plushies, and hollow knight keychain accessories

38. i do not know which of my gaming opinions are bad but i think that modding in general, while it can be enjoyable - hilarious, even - will often subtract from the core gameplay loop, and therefore subtract from how much you can get out of the game.

there are some exceptions to this though; rimworld is a prime example of a game being kept fresh by the modding community, and tf2 is honestly just a fucking mess in general; somewhat modding it is what makes a lot of the things in the game work as intended

40. i gotta give it to Rain World for it's kickass cover art

bonus: 41. baldur's gate. i think it's licensed? wizards of the coast helped publish it

[partiallystar]

8, 22, 42!

8. Do you collect anything? If so, what?: oh man i collect tons of stuff for like a year or two at a time... i was collecting squishmallows for a bit but i havent in a while! currently im ummm getting into fashion dolls collecting.... i used to collect rubber ducks when i was a kid! :-)

22. Iced or hot drinks?: ICED!!!!! almost 1000% of the time. ice i love tou.

42. Do you have any games on your phone? If so, which one(s) is/are your favorite?: gosh yes ..

- farmrpg is like a sort of clicker game sort of text adventure game that i like a lot! i havent played much recently but its a good simple no ads number go up game

- i have boba tale which is a classic resteraunt simulator which is also very cute and hectic once u get faster customer speeds!

- 2048 is my go to "im anxious in a conversation and i need something to distract myself with!!" game

- pokemon go for fun on walks :-)

- neko atsume and magikarp jump bc i wanted to replay both forever ago but drifted off it

- pocket love which is kinda fun but most of the gameplay is waiting for time to pass to get points to play or watching an ad for points to play

- not a game but i do have a meme soundboard downloaded so i can terrorize my partner by playing vinebooms at opportune times

- oh bitlife!!! anothed fun half clicker half text adventure game weirdly but less rpg and more character generator

[aluynx]

sunday 9th july, 2023. rant. not coherent.

this past may i completed my first year of university, studying english literature with creative writing at some russell group university that costs too much to travel to. i moved back home and since then the only people i have seen on a regular basis are my own parents, the dogs and my next door neighbour. i had a job as a waitress for three shifts before they managed to decide i wasn't good enough and i am waiting to hear back following an interview for a night shift at a supermarket. a job i jokingly stated would be perfect for an autistic person such as myself, only for my potential employers to tell me that most of the night time employees were in fact on the spectrum. it seemed typically autistic for me to go after something that could worsen my sleep schedule even further, but cure my habit of spending 24/7 in the flat above my parents garage alone and earn me money, but without the prying eyes of customers.

under the guise of 'protecting my peace' and not wanting to interact with the two people my age in the tiny hamlet i call home, i have been rotting in my flat. alone. wasting away. i liked not being perceived but took offence to, with a few exceptions, no one reaching out and speaking to me. i had no motivation nor reason to leave so i haven't really, except a dog walk on the beach every two days.

since i last saw my friends i have greatly improved by spanish speaking skills, expanded my bitlife universe, rewatched sherlock for a million times, gotten obsessed with formula one again, read, written, argued with ticketmaster (the shittest customer service known to man) and earned money doing odd jobs around my parents house and garden. i've learned to cook more food, properly deep clean, train a new puppy and discovered i am not a creative genius. i feel i have learned a lot about myself in my solitude the past couple of months, moreso then during uni surrounded by people, yet i feel so unfulfilled, lazy and pathetic. i am not sure where to go from here.

i am aware i know more about myself then other people my age, from the amount of time i've been left alone with my own internal monologue, yet i can't help but feel like i'm constantly lagging behind in life. i have been trying so hard to catch up. i started getting up earlier, created a proper skincare routine, i've been making myself salads and forcing myself to chug at least two bottles of water a day. i have been organising my clothes and books. learning new things about random topics. i am trying to conform to what i am meant to be to be seen as productive, yet i feel just as tired and out of sync as before. i scroll online and see all that everyone else is doing but i forget that everyone who hasn't posted that day probably feels the same too. but i don't understand them, they think i'm weird, so i won't reach out them and they won't think of me. still i rot in my room and the sun burns me through my open window and here i will lie in my room until september comes, until i move into the house with my friends i think hate me, pay rent that costs too much, and grieve over lost time i know i wouldn't have spent any differently. rotting is easier then being seen or known by other people.

[hamsterinmybutthole]

I’ve been playing a lot of bitlife lately and I started wondering what a journal of my life would look like written in bitlife style. So I came up with an example.

I went for a walk.

I spent time with my cat.

My post on tumblr earned 0 likes and I lost two followers.

I complimented my coworker

I had a conversation with my friend

I went on a vegetarian diet

I masturbated…

I masturbated…

I masturbated…

I masturbated…

I masturbated…

I died from an aneurysm due to excessive masturbation.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

If you have God mode you can adjust it so you and your spouse, if you choose to have one, are both 0% fertility which means they most likely will never get pregnant. That is the closest you can get to not having sex shown between spouses in Bitlife. The only other option is to not get married in Bitlife at all. If you are dating a person for the first time options will come up when you are having your first time having sex and you can decide not to have sex. These are about the closest you can come to being asexual in Bitlife. Not ideal, but Bitlife isn’t great at understanding the LGBTQIA+ community yet and needs to fix a lot of things with that part of the app.

I was going to make it so my character is asexual :(

Bitlife should fix this

[dezzydoesthings]

11 years?! Noooo 😭

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

y'all i spent like 6 hours today playing this game... yeah it's pretty good